You see!!.. When I told cynthia not to remove the cowbell 4rm her nose,she no gree hear! See what its causing...better go put am back b4 u rn completely mad..
#Recieve_Sense

Lwkm... Baba no wan die!..xmas dne pass la,weytin ein wan chop chicken 4??...

Nellybank:
Now wey u carry urself go, u no talk say 2baba give u belle o... 2baba konji dey sleep, dj cuppy dey go wake am. Kontunu

No abeg leave am!...thank God say tubaba bo call am...just incase!..

kaywiluv:

And ijebu garri

#LeaveThrash4LAWMA..... Abeg I dey find were I go buy pencil

Untop d whole matter!

Tolexander:
Make she post the pictures of the lemon size boobs for us to confirm if it is nippleless!

Tryna copy uncle wizkid abi??...et wee nor work oh!!....jst gann implant silicon na..Hain!

In olamide's voice...'IYA YIN'... Lol...God help olamide

Wish I cud hug u sir! And rub that ur bald head!... But technically speaking eh!,boko haram ave been defeated shey??.... Cos I dnt want to hear news today o!!

Happy new year!!!!!!!!......
UYO Is a state of EXPLOSIVE HAPINESS!!...
Rockets everywhere!!,loving d sight!!.....
Awwwwwwwn.....*hugs bae*

jmaxjohn:


U shd b asking ursef if u hv common sense. Wen u buy a bag of rice with ur hard earned money, wer do u 1st open it from?

I need #uncleBenBruce 2 come and explain the COMMONSENSE here!
U open et 4rm the middle of cus

jmaxjohn:


U shd b asking ursef if u hv common sense. Wen u buy a bag of rice with ur hard earned money, wer do u 1st open it from?

I need #uncleBenBruce 2 come and explain the COMMONSENSE here!

I'm waiting for person that'll come and say 'Touch not my anointed and my prophet no harm'..

I'll swear 4 u by 12:01am

wilcrak:
Technically these are soft targets that have yet to be
technically confirmed. And given that technically
December is yet to end we are technically sticking
with out technical victory and don't care what you
technically say.

Bro!,I think ure technically right!..and so we end 2015 on a technical note!,#Staysafe!,#stayTechnical....APC!!!!....TECHNICAL CHANGE!!...Oshi! Ni awon apc!

What was LIE mohammed saying??... Boko haram defeated.??... He's got 1 day and 2 hours to eradicate em o...if not!,get ready 4 tweeter bombs

Never loved d babymama sef..too ugly!

No time o!!...

That's ma presido!!.. #GearingUp4ClashOfTheTitans!!...uyo elections!!...PDP vs APC!

I like the agege bread part!..Lwkmd!

Enugu galz dem like to do!

Wish em speedy recovery...
But was d POP really needed 4 a bullet wound?

I like the way he said that.....*Issorai!

Good for ha!

#100 today,#87 tomorrow,next tomorrow #200 Next week. #450 per liters....
Now!,january2016 #87 naira
Jst sell Nigerians while u at et!

Tcheew!,christmas 4 here jst be like say mary never get belle sef,talkless of to born

I'm a percent knowledgeable

Tcheeeeew!!...
Can't happen abeg,even with all d pessimist and opptimist's....
FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE!!

See why I love GEJ....
Let's see what happens to Nigeria when boko haram is gone..
I bet u,things would be the same.. Cos ur old fool refuses to do nothing than probe,probe,probe and more probing!!

Hian!!.. Nawa oh!...... Under sun??...
Looks like enugu

My twitter senator!!.. Awfr na!?,where fayose?...
I dey wait...
*sips magicmoment *

badonkadonk:

Una kill one of Santa clauses deers just lyk dat...
2016 is really looking awesome for u people...

Which kin santa??... Na FATHER CHRISTMAS I know o...
Weytin ein deer come find 4 naija??..

maysdrays:
bro, na typo error.
You should know what I meant

No mind us...its on our blood

ZUBY77:
What are you implying?

That people in IDP doesn't deserve to wear heel shoes?

I guess they should only pray and sin, eat rice and bread while you wear shoes and drink beer.

I am sure you already tagged the shoes as evil and from Satan.. Tempered Brain Union.

Any day i will visit, i am sure to also include condoms in my package. You can go and report me to you Pastor.

Tell them o...
Self-centered pieces of shits posing as concerned humans!