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Mxw.... After dey would complain about the spread of Ebola..... So anybody can just walk into the bank and start talking "blahbahdish" abi??.....

Aww... Well, they haven't really been the best record label in recent time, so his departure is jUsifiEd.
#wish him the best wherever he ends up#

9ja......
Our politicians eh!.. So cos 'ts almost election time they've started by buses for schools??
#smh#

MANGAM: And today is also my birthday

H
B
D 2 ya..... Wishing you the best. <hope there'z gonna be a party o!....#long i ate birthday rice!>

Today, 3rd of August, the 215th day of the year with about 150 days left.... Here's what happened on this day in the past

<movies>-"The spy who loved me" released. 1977

<sports>-NBA is born. 1949

<world-war1>-Germany and france declears war on each other. 1914

<schools>- Havard university wins a boat race against Yale university. The race was also the 1st American intercollegiate athletic event. 1852

<Places>-The world's 1st themed Amusement park, opened in Santa claus, Indiana, U.S. 1946

<Independence>-Niger gains independence from France. 1960

<Election>-Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes president of Iran. 2005

<Births>-Lucky dube was born.1964

<Family>-My amazing dad was born. 1966

At periods like this your happy??
I'm sure you both would meet at "the-other side" this night....

guys turning nice ke?.... He is either a kind gay, helpless dumb or he has plans for later this night in their meeting?.....
#jes_be_prepared_shaa

Its either your naturally dumb or just plain as childish (stupid).
So, after seeing all this signs BeFORE your marriage, your still looking for a prophet to tell you that your "marriage" if eventually it happens wouldn't be a happy one?
#neways.... Goodluck shaa...

Mehn!!.... So, miracles still do happen!
#kuL_much

Confused fellow...#smh

But this is like the trending gist now o!.... Ask google na

eunisam: bitter joke

You must be a d*ck to have said such.... Are you blind to the fact that i said it was an unconfirmed rumor and that i needed confirmation...
Do u think every write up is a joke? What if i have a report to write on it?
#Lame-ass_niqqur!!

Although there is no visual evidence to the story like pictures or videos.... But recent news making wave in aba and port-harcourt and practically all the radio station is the story of a man, that turned into KEKE-NAPEP in Aba, Abia-state Nigeria.

Any confirmation to this story and any proof whatsoever?
If you have heard about it, drop your version of the story, if you've not, state whether you think it's possible or not

I'm usually smarter than him o!.... It's just that GEJ and his uncompleted educational sector are limiting the capacity of my brain size!

P.s my IQ is around 170-189.....
No exaggerations

I'm i missing something? Or did the part where he said Jay z liked Kim, mysteriously vanish??
'cos i cn't see anything like that o!

.......

BananaBender: What do you mean by decisons that are "naturally" yours to make??

How did you arrive at the "natural" decisions for the wife and "natural" decisions for the husband?


And are these "natural" decisions constant/cut across every marriage??

well i think every human know what is expected of he or her to do..... Just like deciding when "class" would be convenient for you to attend.... Thats clearly the work of your lecturer!
#You get my point?

Everybody, no matter how old or young must have once ot twice in a lifetime tuned in to see a cartoon or animated movie (as you choose to call it)......
Now, name your favorite animated movie.... Either present or while growing up

mine is :
1)tom and jerry
2)beauty and the beast

As the topic suggests, it's meant for just mature and reasonable inputs.

Women, how do you feel when your husband dictates or takes certain decisions that are naturally yours to make.
For instance, decisions on:
- what to buy
-what to wear for an outing or even staying at home
-how to do certain chores
-and worse of all, What to cOOk and even how to do it....

As a guy i know our ego's are altered a little when decisions that are clearly ours to make are made for us, and even worse is when it's made be a female specie.
Soo, is it the same for you women folks?

You want my advice??..
RuN!!!

That "singular" act can always turn "plural".
A lion can only pretend to be a goat to just a blind man::.. He might cry, and roll, and scream out his lungs that he is sorry.... But my dear; one will always add up to two.....
#so, if your going back to him... Be prepared to receice more "singular" slaps backed with romantic appologies!
#ma_opInIon

Mxw..... Old man be forming young-gangster
abeg sound-sultan hurry up and resign na!

And so.... The confusion sets in!...
#hmmm

ElGuapo: Pfft!

Freedom is nothing without choices.

You're presented with plethoria of options, either to keep up with your woman or switch lane and join the beer republic.

My topic is more like a shrewd observation that is worth sharing, I'm not forcing it on anybody. If you're that gullible then allow it to influence your next line of action, I dont phucking care.

aiit...... Enough "uprightness" already...... Just messing with ya'......
C'mmn, who doesn't enjoy his beer?
#cheers!

ElGuapo: Getting a wife is a thing of choice, no one is obligated to marry.

Don't impose your belief on people.

don't contracdict yourself dude..... Your topic imposes YoUR own belief on people...... What if i prefer my babe to my beer.... You just opened my eyes to a different light......
You might have changed someone's orientation about his babe/gf.........
#be careful how you say things

ElGuapo: Shut your gob, your 3 wack points cant beat what beer has got to offer.

and i'm sure your 50 "resonable" points makes sense to you as opposed to having a wife right?
#grow up dude!!

Mxw... Break up already!!!

Truth is, there is no future for the "whatever" you both have. Few months into dating and your already complaining:::::.. Imagine you get married then?.

Then i gues your beer would....
- do your laundry
- screw you and get pregnant for you
- and also, raise your kids for you right?
#drunk_kids_be_posting_sh¡t

LoveDecay: Ha ha pDP e rats looking for a way to discredit the Catholic Church cos of this
https://www.nairaland.com/1818298/onaiyekan-presidency-stop-linking-opposition

Check the post times and u will know this is nothing but a smear campaign from the hungry pDP e rats.

The Catholic Church has survived for centuries and will survive centuries after GEJ and PDP become worm food.

More fire .....

Lolz::... I can't say i really understand you but, i'm sure it'd be funny when i finally decode it!

I can bet my life that even if a 3d video + pics were posted as evidence, some die-hard catholics would still argue that their priests don't have d¡cks.....
#sMh

Some Nigerians ehh!!...
Just 'cos the course you managed to study wasn't short-listed doesn't make the list whack na!

#Any ways OP ur lucky you put civil engineering shaa!... If nt this list would have really been whack!

Wow!.... Your all in too deep!

Lolz...
@qstar everything deserves the start of a new thread shebi?? Why not air your views in here...

Neways, your all aware that, "the devil you know, is better than the Angel you don't."
It is our nature to be inquisitive as humans just because we got lucky to be awarded brains..... But excess of "knowledge" destroys.....

I can stick my life that deep in your heart, your aware of the truth that is, but you choose to ignore it just 'cos of something that might have occured in the past.

Like i said earlier, i'm not trying to convert you, or paint your choice black, but all i'm trying to say is, be sure of what you rule your mind with, be sure that your not sticking with the crowd just 'cos of an article you read or documentary you saw..... 'Cos you can deceive the world, but dear... You can't deceive yourself: