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MrTAnonymous:
I saw this picture on Facebook and I decided to upload it because it sounds funny to me. Does it sound funny to you too


Incase you don't know na me talk

Go marry make i see you

rekeson:
ROI landed this evening like a rocket.

I love this silence, now we can enjoy our alleged Ponzi scheme in peace.

MBA FOREVER

WE MOVE !!!!

You don keep quit bah? Lol.... No dey support evil bro

Go chop na

Dm, 08032130342

nwaezeemmanuel:
2018, we are in 2020

Things have changed, this your story sha

Sure you weren't debited later on?

Go sleep oga.... Just send me 100k now i go spend am and your bank no go do anything.

From frying pan to fire!!! We don enter one chance for this country

Richnerd69:
We are in a time in our generation where even the smallest of the youth has accumulated Ill gotten wealth , these ones have made millions by means of ripping people via fraud aka Yahoo. They wear expensive clothings , and do the latest rides and gadgets. They hop from one luxurious hotel to another, while some live in well furnished apartment and live large beyond their means . The fear of SARS was Beginning to become the remedy to curb this menace, tho i don't support their method.

It's a long story, but bare with me. I won't be apologetic about it.

Well, before I deviate lemme start by saying I legitimately made my first million at age 24. I was BGS in my department, I got lots of gifts and rewards from uncles. I started a Keke business with the proceeds, where I raised up a some money to buy a small land. I use to go check up on the land until one day I stumbled on some geoscientists who came to do seismic exploration in the community where my land happened to be. I happen to be a just graduated Geophysicist bsc. , and I was just looking for how to further for masters degree. It happened that the company involved was top 2 leading multinational oil Giants in Nigeria.

I had enough spare time on my side , so I usually go to the field to monitor their data acquisition process so I was able to relate with some of the field scientists. on the last day, unknown to me , the supervisor of the project came to inspect and he was just looking so casual and unkempt , but I suspected he was man of high Calibre judging from how knowledgeable and experienced he sounded, I tried to catch up.
We shared knowledge and I eventually told him I had a plan to collect the acquired data from the field so I can analyse , process and interpret them and make presentation for the company . He was sceptical because it was gonna take me months to do that and I had no equipments for that . So he introduced himself and he helped me apply for a research grant which was successful. To cut the long story short, I was given research equipments , I studied for months with the help of my lecturers and colleagues and I finally interpreted the geophysical data . There was enough oil in the land , my interpretation had precision on how many thousand feets they would need to go .

So I called them to report my research finding , but I heard they were done with interpretation and they already had enough information, but I could apply for internship . I declined and wrote to them pleading for a presentation. So they finally agreed and wrote to me a month later, I prepared my slide, I got there and i was faced with a board of directors and I was given 20mins to present. Guys , I did but it wasnt easy , 5mins into the presentation, i was sweating . I could see the stern look on the faces of these bosses. I delivered and before I could finish, I received a standing ovation. In that spot I was asked to go do medicals and I should drop my CV. I was told by the manager in my field that my report was exactly what they had and even with more precision and information . After being addressed by the HR, i was assigned some welfare in huge sum amount of milla , My legs were shaking . I was sent to Manchester for Masters, came back to a 12months full 7fig pay.... I came back and was employed as a senior field geophysicist/ seismic interpreter.


I was young and my story changed for good. I'm where I am today because I worked hard, smart and I was resilient. So youths in the house, you can do better. Yahoo isn't the way.

Good for ya bro... But a lot of us ain't that lucky... I mean, from your story it was luck or lets say destiny or finding yourself in perfect place and in the perfect time... A lot of hard workers are not that lucky... Meanwhile congratulations.. Enjoy you!!!

saaphiere:
And it's not a good idea to end SARS.

Theboss100 and tollyboy5 what I meant here in my comment is this.. Killing SARS is not the right way to put an end to SARS. I didn't say that SARS shouldn't be ended.
Killing them isn't not the right way to go. Peaceful protest is.

I support EndSARS.

Have you or any of your loved ones ever had an encounter with SARS? Americans rascist cops will threat you better as a black. End SARS by whatever means necessary. Sha them love and live in violence, it's high time they get a dose of their own bitter pill lets see how much they love it.

Send the scammer's number here so it will be made public so others won't fall victim

Happy989:
I started dating my boyfriend months ago and even before we started dating we've been good friends. He is intelligent, funny, has a great personality and takes good care of me. When he asked me to be his girlfriend I was so happy, because he is such a great guy. My boyfriend is in his final year in the same university that I attend. I'm still in my second year.

There is this guy in my department who is very good looking and also intelligent. He isn't jovial and extroverted like my boyfriend, but he is cool in a very confident and attractive kind of way. We started talking recently and he told me he finds me attractive. I told him that I have a boyfriend and he didn't seem fazed and never talked about the subject of my relationship. He still complimented my body and looks from time to time even though I didn't respond to his compliments in a way that indicated that I was in support of his actions.

During this covid-19 break we began talking more often over the phone and through texts and I always found our conversations interesting. A lot of times we'd talk till midnight. He is very witty and creative with words and I always smile whenever I see his texts or receive his calls.

Few weeks ago we talked about sexual fetishes and I realized we both had similar fetishes. This made him even more interesting because I found myself able to talk about stuff I hadn't talked about with anyone before, not even my boyfriend. This guy is not like anyone I've ever met before. His views on life are very unique and original and his personality is so complex and his sexuality is very intriguing.

The problem now is that I am beginning to develop strong feelings for this guy. When he calls me on the phone I don't wish the call to end. I find myself talking to him for minutes not minding the time. He is beginning to occupy my thoughts a lot and I don't know what to do. I still love my boyfriend but there is something about this guy that just seems to draw me to him.

I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.

Hahahahah, okay, you are looking for moral support?... Go Bleep him and get it out of your system

Curious345:
If happiness is 100units then these are the contributory factors
(1) money 35%
(2) sex 60%
(3) security 5%.

I've seen a lot of rich people with next to zero sex lives. They are very depressed and bored Even with the billions they have .

I've seen billionaires who begged to be fuc*ed inside the bush , car , uncompleted buildings and even in the bathrooms of wedding reception halls.

My rich tenants wife seduced me twice but God intervened and saved me. Cuz left on my own , I wouldn't be able to resist the urge of her sultry backside and illusions of her far dripping pussy.

I am firm disciple of 3 husband's or 4 wives. Just anything to keep the relationships eventful, adventurous and worth the time .

Married women should bee allowed to invite men they crush on for a 3some with their legally married husband's . Yes this is true because most married women tho have hard kids are able to have sex with two men easily for hours .

If only married men would drop their pride , ego and bossiness, their marriage can be rekindled with ease.
But will they?


I also support women to allow their husbands invite their his crush over the the house for a 3some . This would be great . It can build the level of trust between wife and hubby and also increase their affinity for each other .

I hope Nigeria women Are ready to drop the cloak of selfishness ,nagginess, suspicion etc to embrace this option.

Again for the single ladies who are always "romantically correct" .I advice you get a guy who is clean . Make sure he's is medically clean . Hiv H,g syphilis, if possible help him pay for a full medical check up.

Then open up your legs for a long ride. Then
When you are tired of his dick , tell him to invite his friend over for a 3some .
Ladies wouldn't you love being banged in both holes ? Skin tight?

Try it out.

I also please with the national assembly to Make law that requires only sexually active men to seek for office of the president.
AS WE SPEAK , CAN ANYO. NE TELL ME THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE ?
No I doubt.
What we see happening in the country and economy is Direct fallout of the sexually inertness of the commander in chief.

You can drop your own contribution below

Get a life

Zzor:
must everything be relationship,cant you be her very good friend

Can you hear yourself? Oga knows what he wants and he is asking for help... To answer your question, we can be friends normal but to be good friends the intimacy must dey dere simple

Zealoy:
Hello guys pls I will like some advice from mature minds here, there's this girl am dating she's very pretty, sexy and hard working, she loves me so much that each day that she didn't hear my voice it will seems to her as if the world is coming to an end

The problem is I didn't love her equally the same way she loves me, initially I only wanted her for sex but she's getting too attached to me, and there's one certain man of God that warmed me to dump the girl am dating, which is her, my problem is how am I going to let her go without actually hurting her feelings cuz I know quite alright that she might hurt herself if I end the relationship between us. She's dangerously in love with me and I fear it will end in tears for her.

Just 30 naira would have prevented me from reading this... If dem be use condom...i no for dey read this now.... Well sha the dead have been done

Selfkontrol:
Good morning all.

I had a very serious yet Heart breaking moment last night. I have this girl friend I have been dating for some years now. Roughy 4 years plus. We are so serious that ThE next phase of our relationship should be marriage.
I love her so much and to the best of my knowledge, she loves me too and was really a wife material like I have always thought all these years even though we have been off and on sometimes.

Last year September I broke up with her because of how rude she spoke to me.( not the first time. I just couldn’t take it anymore)It was a messy breakup and even though she begged me for three days. I never listened but deep down I didn’t mean it. I just wanted her to fix her bad behaviors then after some months we come back. It wasn’t long too, her father had stroke and I knew she was passing through a lot that period. Even though she tried to find solace in me during those times, I didn’t care that much but still called her often to know how the father is doing. (He’s much better now)

Fast forward to early this year, we started talking again and she visited me where I stay. ( note: we have been talking after few weeks of our breakup but just friends. I still loved her but but I felt it wasn’t time yet) We made out and continued our relationship. I try to fix everything that caused the breakup and she was ready to turn a new leaf and so was I

Everything was going well with less issues for these past months because we don’t stay in the same location. It’s more or less a long distance thing even though we didn’t start that way. (We started dating in school and some point lived together for a year) we couldn’t stay in same city because of circumstances. Her parents live in a different city.

Everything was fine until recently when we were talking and something lead to another thing. She first told me how men give her tips in her mother’s restaurant (she helps her mom in the restaurant since she’s awaiting her masters) i didn’t find it funny. I told her it’s not wrong to take tips but when you know there would be a condition attached to the tips then it’s very bad to accept those tips. ( sometimes 10k, 15k, 5k and evening someone had giving her $100 before) at first she didn’t find anything wrong in taking those tips as she said that’s the little way she can help herself since As she couldn’t be always asking me for money every time. (I send her cash once in a while) But later saw my reason why it’s wrong to take tips from these men especially if the cash is huge because at the end the men always make demands like she told me And she promised to stop it.

Later in the evening we where having a conversation and I told her about a girl a had a little fling with a few months ago. (Long after we broke up) And how the girl called me and was feeling I used her because I went back to my ex. It was a harmless discussion and we both we just laughing over it. Didn’t take long before I asked her Jokingly if she have ever had anything in the place she stays After our break up and to my greatest surprise she gave me a shocker that She actually Had sex with a guy about a week or two weeks later after our break. That she was vulnerable that period because a lot of things happening.And she never believed we could come back. I pushed further and she gave me all the details.

That left me very heartbroken. Heartbroken in the sense that my girlfriend for years could easily sleep with a guy within few weeks of our break up. I was very bitter through out the night. She begged and cried all night and even had an ashma attack and promised it was just a mistake. I called her so many names including a cheap slut anyone could easily sleep with just like that.

I know this is just a relationship but I’m actually scared because this is a girl I plan to engage next year and marriages is obviously the next. She’s a very beautiful girl, honest, caring and faithful to the best of my knowledge but I’m really confused right now. If she could do that just after a week or two of our breakup means even in marriage if we have any problems, she can easily sleep with that guy that she finds solace in.

Help me Nairalanders. She’s supposed to stay for two more days before she leave but from the look of things she might be going today. I’m really confused and don’t wanna make a bloody mistake that I would regret later In the future

Lol you are funny, you asked and she told you the truth.... I do not see any reason to be angry... Moreover the both of you are guilty... What you do not know will not harm or hunt you...becareful with questions you ask.... You had flings, she had sex... 1. 1 goal goal, score is settled.

Tell am ooooooo

rentAcock:
Sad. Another one who has chosen to flee instead of fight.
Another Ivy league educated scholar who could change Nigeria for the better has decided to switch sides.
This is very sad, she will be remembered as a loser
She gave up because she lacks foresight

Me and my household will never flee or beg the white man for visa, greencard or citizenship. We will continue to fight and do all we can for the betterment of this country.

Which country? Fight? What are you fighting for ? Some fight are not just worth it...

Danielfx:
I was a perfect gentleman but even at that my girlfriend was always careful not to hurt my feelings by saying words that could annoy me..

So, i have never laid hands on a woman before even when i feel insulted, infact i despised it. My ex girlfriend nearly made me a hardened kind of guy but i jumped over...

Straight to the point, my girlfriend left town to visit her cousin which she did not tell me. She just told me about taking her little sister there for holiday and would be back the next day( she was scared i would say no..). On finding out, we resolved everything through phone and when she finally came back to town i took her for a date in a fancy restaurant, from there we went to a luxury hotel. I booked a room just so we could spend the evening without outside intrusion....

We got in and then she settled down and turned on the TV while I glanced through my phone, she started murmuring about how i went to a beauty pageant because of my ex while she was not around, i was so angry that i lost control and slapped her. She feel on the bed and said something about my mum being a bit*h, that made me so angry that i pulled out my belt and flogged her. I reminded her never to travel again without me consenting....

Strangely i realised what i have done but she was already on the bed crying profusely, i was totally ashamed of myself. I opened the door and went to the swimming pool session to calm myself. I spent most of the evening there with my phone and strangly she texted me an apology. I was fucking amazed, i empirically wanted to apologize and break up for her own sake since i was transforming into someone abusive....

I went to the room, she knelt down and apologized. The love became so intended and she became completely loyal...

Today, i ordered a new laptop for her because she complained about her system battery but when she received the laptop, she told me to accept half the payment from her.... The girl is completely different now. Nigeria girls are strange, very strange

Factory reset...
Congrats bro

Fucking gay....... I don't understand why you're asking for but.... you should know that this country abhors your sexuality..in fact it's a taboo so my friend I suggest you go for prayers.... You're obviously sick... only God can help you

keenn:
I visited a lady one time.

I initiated romance, and the flow went on till she guided me to he room while kissing and fuddling.

In the heat of the romance, we undressed slowly and gently still maintaining the hormones of our touches.

Out of curiosity i descided to seek conscent, and i wispered if I should go into her(at this point we were both bare and she was ready)...she shook her head in the negative.

Sadly I went in, but lost my hard on due to anxiety as the act wentnon as she was damn so gorgeous. She however knew what to do and went on giving me a handjob and we continued...

On a serious note now, to ladies especially, will this have been a case of rape. Did I violate her wish here? If yes should men not ask next time as it was clear this was going to lead to sex even if I didn't ask? If no, when should a no be taken seriously?

The only moaning she's allowed to moan for me during coitus is I CONSENT, I CONSENT... I don't want to hear anything else, oach, ahhh,harder, yeah..Just be Shouting I CONSENT, I CONSENT...till both of us cum

Integritypay:
Kindly let it out here if it’s a good one then...

I need to put it into my poultry and publishing business.

Integritypay:
And what do you intend doing with the money?

Can we discuss more privately? Maybe voice call or whatsapp?

DaddyGngeess:
I dey Nigeria 24/7, I am in Nigeria since 2014 self

Why you come back na

Lend me the money, I'll give you 30% interest in 4 months

DaddyGngeess:
I lived in Russia also from 2007 to 2011, I like Russia, Moscow precisely sweet city. Moscow never sleeps.

I just hope say you no dey Nigeria now

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