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Nice one @ OP.
I love writing a lot, especially political and socio-economic related articles.
I post mainly on facebook. Please anyone with a good idea on how I can expand my horizon in this field?

TrishaP:
Nice one.. I have just few days left so need.

Where are u serving?

kreamidiva:
Goodluck Jonathan is coming to Umuahia with Faka and the whole town is shut down. No road for children to go to school!

Is he God?

He's not god but son of God.
He's the mighty one of Aso Rock! The one God has used to rescue us from northern misrule for ages.

Zeezy99:
You only need a school cert. To be president, and INEC has confirmed that, Masters, diploma and PH.D are just added advantage.

No mind them jooor! Just keep thinking retrogressively.
I'm sure u're among those 70% northern illiterate.

ORACLE1975:
we all knew that 4some time now IBB don't want GMB to be president but never will that happened we shall all vote 4GMB we love 2see our children in unity.SAI NIGERIA SAI BUHARI....2ALL MY FANS GOD BLESS U.

You write very badly! Repeat this again & I will quit NL until after elections.
Must you further prove the idiocy in APC? C'mon man go get educated.

Luedave:
Sorry guys the game server was hacked a while ago and we restoring it back for u all to download. #GMB

#GMB...So na him send u abi? I suspect am. No iota of intelligence on this thread at all!
Bro, advice him to go back to school, education is not restricted to certain age.
You equally need to get educated.

Luedave:
This is a fun game app for change in 2015
its a captivating and interesting brief game
safe nigeria today with this app

DOWNLOAD LINK
http://www.appsgeyser.com/getwidget/SHOOT%20GEJ/

Another APC unintelligent dude.
Imagine: 'safe nigeria with this app'
What is it with APC and no-certificate scums? Read your writing again or better still, get an educated friend to guide you.

wristwatch:
Congrats then. A tree cannot make a forest. Your vote doesn't mean he will win.

Na one-one bag of rice take dey full!

Juliaann:
GEJ is working

APC is ranting


GEJ till 2019

Ur comment makes as much sense as u look.
I checked ur profile & got helplessly fascinated.
Please respond to my mail request. Da'lu

barcanista:
GEJ's ambition is Dead on Arrival

U don learn abi? 'Dead on arrival' as if u can explain the meaning.

IamDaniella:
Nollywood actress Chika Ike was feeling good with her self so she decided to throw a picture in the air.

The actress rocked a black suit with a camisole that flaunts her belly as she stepped out today.



SOURCE[url][/url]http://www.linjust.com/2015/01/chika-ike-bares-her-belly-button-in-new.html

In the voice of a rich illiterate Igbo man: pulls over, hummm... *Clears throat*
Chi-chi bekee, dis ur ukwu is vely ok. Yes, Nne bebe iti is vely ok.
As u can see, dis is Hummer stletch... Iti kem witi factoly fitted AC. Witi yerrow coro, d pimpim is workin well. Hear iti *presses the car horn*. The head lampu is shine ur eyes andi d bleak is catch am... Jideya dia.
Are u komin in or notu?
If I hear say Chika no go jumb in.

motherlode:
Imagine when GEJ asks zombies some questions like Do you want to go to prison? Zombies= NO!

Let me tell you, many of those there went to mock GEJ by seeing/hearing what he will spit out and he spat out terrible things! Mehn #GEJmustgo

U wish he couldn't speak but I bet u can't speak better than him.
Get him Ghana must go and kiss ma ass! Mtcheeeeew....
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In Phyno's voice: Gej's flow dey even shock NEPA(enemies) and his bill will be 4 eva!(2019).

teemanbastos:
lol..,.80% of apc fans are in their offices but dose pdp u cee are d 80% of dia fans in lagos. The polls go surprise yhu...

...And that is also how they will be paid to vote. So u see? Win na win whether bt crook or hook.
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In the voice of Davido, Gej u be baba now!

This is pure evil! No matter the condition why must they rob and worse still take innocent lives?
The fear of robbers have made banks to be closing on time, that's if they work at all in Kabba Kogi state.
Its very miserable here... I wonder why first bank is usually their target.
R.I.P to the dead!

seankafor:
who cares? I typed what my mind told me at the moment. Thats what we call freedom of speech. Xo stop drinking medicine for other peopls headache

Ur mind and that of Jonathan must be the same!
So it didn't give u a 'clue' on how to write reasonably?
#Smh

englishmart:
once a while we need to lie.

Even in the bible, God called Adam. "Adam Adam where are you?"
Adam answered "we are naked"

Now tell me, was that the answer?

No be today lying start

What is the sense in this?
Must Bible be used for such inconsequential reference?

El-Rufai and Osho have one thing in common apart from being in the same party. Guess what is it?
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Shortness!

Patrick be like: I smell shit here.

Her dressing is Haram!

gebest:
GREAT, LET THE CHANGE BEGINGS, JEG MUST GO.

How can there be change when you write badly?
Get a 'slate' and learn ABCD.

lalasticlala:
This poster spotted at an Anglican Church in Ibadan Oyo state appealed to ladies to stop wearing seductive dresses to church.


http://naijagists.com/photo-ibadan-church-bans-leggings-mini-skirts-open-breast-topless-outfits/

U go believe mass defection to Christ Embassy!

starlingslimnet:
Its good to be back from 12 days exile issued to me by people in authority here in nairaland. Well, i'm here to tell those who care to hear that melting a girl heart is not as difficult as trying to explain something to a deaf but rather its as simple as what the WEST call ABC.
Ladies seems to appear stubborn but actually they are not rather they are the most emotional being in the world. So to melt a Lady's heart you do something emotional since their heart revolves around emotional axis. So then what must you have as d quality to melt every lady heart you meet?

1. Be outstanding in all you do: Like the guys, Ladies also won't settle for the less. They want someone who can stand out in all that he does. Let me tell you this; King David was outstanding in all he did thats why Saul even taught in the first place to give her Micah. If David was a failure nobody will consider him. If you are a farmer aim for the best; a photographer? be the best; a student? make history. You want to melt Ladies heart without stress? Be outstanding.

2. Be a man of few words: Yea, be a man of few words don't be a talkative all in the name of been funny, however i do not imply this to mean you should turn yourself into a dumb man. Being a man of few words makes her take note of all your words.

3. Calm and Quiet : Silent they say is a killer but is it only a killer? No, but also an Heart melter. I have never seen a Lady on this planet who her heart will not melt when she encounter a calm and quiet guy.

4. Be a Visionary: Be a visionary and she is yours.

5. Action : Do things that shows you Love her more than your life alongside with things that shows you can do without her. With this confusion sets in in her heart and before you knows it she is melting.

Add yours to it

Does not apply to Nigerian girls.
Money above everything!

Even the devil is surprised at some of Baba's behaviour.
Two days ago, they (Jonathan & Baba) were pictured together @ Jonathan's niece's wedding and today, he (baba) did this.
Lesson: he that eats with the gods or ghosts must use a very long spoon!
Jonathan be more wiser!

anonymous6:
Source: http://hausanigerian..com/2011/03/why-you-dont-meet-many-hausa-people.html

They despise secular life but live worst lives!
You want to see them en mass abroad? Go to Yemen, Sudan, Libya, Iraq, Pakistan to mention but a few.
Ironically the 'goods' they ship in, is terrorism.

Jonathan is really being deceived!

chibabe3:
BUHARI will surely take us back to those days when agriculture sustained this country and we will now be less dependent on oil. It takes a man with determination and courage.

Sai Buhari

Yes he will take you back to the stone age.

superior1:
She looks good for Val day

[size=14pt]But I have other plans, GMB 2015[/size]

What has GMB got to do with this?
Looks like u're suffering from GMB (Give Me Bomb) syndrome.

Gov. Aliyu deceiving himself right from the time of Terry G!
In as much as I don't really like APC as a party, I must equally be truthful to myself.
Though most of the members are from PDP but they seem to be performing better than the so-called PDP governors expect for gov. Akpabio. I love his style, stealing and working.
Niger state is abysmal! No infrastructural development at all.
Or is it Kogi you want to talk about? Sorry, I don't perceive the presence of any gov. There.
Another name for Benue is 'sorry'.
Wicked souls calling themselves politicians!

Only God knows the mystery behind islam.
Why is this religion so synonymous with terrorism?
In Islam, a terrorist is even celebrated as a hero.
Islam is a syndrome not a religion!

fitzmayowa:
Good for him, that awkward moment when the people you call your own turn against you...

Sambo beans don done...

Must u believe every lie sahara tells u?

abijossy:
The Niger state Governorr today worshipped in the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Living Stone Zonal HQ, Behind Mr Biggs, Tunga Minna. Here are some of the Pictures.
"If I didn't believe in Jesus Christ then I'm not a true muslim"Chief servant Dr Muazu Babangida Aliyu Live @RCCG, Living Stone, Minna.

But as a Christian, try and follow a Muslim to Mosque without continuity.
Na only God go know ur fate.

slap1:
As a guy, I'd be worried about my waist...

Have watched the movie. The title is: Love in Aba.

donphilopus:
US War college has once again vindicated the APC Presidential Candidate, Gen Muhammadu Buhari.

Source: Sahara Reporter's Facebook Page!

https://m.facebook.com/ReportYourself/photos/a.10152426476322703.1073742183.96184337702/10152524694667703/?type=1&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6103083482386124387%3Amf_story_key.117236077427559588&__tn__=E

Sahara Reporters, the media wing of APC! Always there to defend their pay masters.