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Beuti what enh??! With this her big forehead and heavy make-up?

So hot but she no fit boil ya nau!
That means she's as cold as eyes wota

Buhari will soon accept Christ as his Lord and personal saviour.
Waiting for the news....
Election mata enh!

If it's a surprise to him, that means he lacks wisdom because Obasanjo's body language for quite some time now, ought to have told him where the old man belongs.
I'm more surprised that he is surprised!

OtunbaJega:
Many are madt

But few are madder! E.g you.

raumdeuter:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10968320_10153548726664428_7863324932255053534_n.jpg?oh=46b95d5f59a0f8b3521bf2c22ca61288&oe=55672A67&__gda__=1432913521_b8be61fe64830b830c1fccf87ffcfbbb

Mockery of the poor!

kponkedenge:
Bayelesa is Jonathan's home town. He would definately defeat buhari there. So am not surprised by the massive crowd.

But buhari wuld win in other states making him the overall winner and president of the federal republic of nigeria

Sai buhari

Meanwhile in another news

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Follow the link below.

www.nairaland.com/2132165/face-santa-studio-beauty-pageant#30459501

You're definitely suffering from acute jonzing!

ChinemeOkpan:
Wole Soyinka has spoken

That clears the air on all the false statements previously credited to him

Sai Buhari

9 more days

For your oga to cry abi?

Though the story is fictitious but the woman must be Maheeda. However, I would divorce her rather than keep her and risk heart attack!

RedEboe:
Let me assure u bros, in my side of Lagos, every corner you go to, the word on everyone's lips is "Agbaje/Goodluck". And I'm not talking about Lagos non-indigenes, I'm talking about YORUBA market women, taxi drivers etc. Apparently, most of the support Buhari is getting from the South are mainly from online warriors, "follow follow" peeps, many are in the diaspora, few Yoruba Muslims and hard core RCCG members praying for Buhari to die in office so that Osinbajo will become President.

Tell him!
We rather manage Good luck than risk Islamization.
#Islamophobia is the fear of Islam. The word came to being as a result of islamic militants' activities in most countries.
Take your time to read about Buhari, IBB and the OIC affair then thank me later.

Obinoscopy:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=102338

Jega scamming Nigerians since Iwu's official hand over!
Corpers if una lyk enh, mk una dey listen 2 Jega.

I'm on d run! Oso!!

elantraceey:
I like sex but i hate premarital sex!!!

Like say u be 'V' till u marry. Dat's if u don even marry sef.
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I like crisis bt hate post-election crisis!

alaoeri:
Why are you finding it difficult to believe? blame it on Jona & his co travellers, vote APC to put an end to this menace.

You are on your own!
Me vote APC? No way! I no wan hear say my sisters marry as under age.

Blame it on poor parental admonitions,
Lack of education and above all, poverty! It's worse than any disease.
Perhaps she planned to defecate but having walked about for long hours and seeing a comfortable rest room and possibly she hasn't had her bath then she decided to act like 'Ekaite'.
Poverty bad ghan!
If your friend refuses to pick your call cos of the incident, let her be!

Burger01:
FeBuhari 2015.

Haters Repent!

You're a day dreamer!

eighTHREAD:
www.punchng.com/news/we-regret-voting-jonathan-in-2011-middle-belt/

In other words, Buhari is not even a manageable option.



Up GEJ...... Till 2019!

OrlandoOwoh:
U get sense at all? The owner of the stadium, the Rivers State Government, has said it doesn't want it to be used. Why must PDP use soldiers, that are supposed to be in the North East, to forcefully take it?

Another brainless APCian!

diluminati:
A clueless person is always apprehensive. this your rhetoric sef

Clueless u call him? Ok, if ur father has the clue of what it takes to become a president, let him at least try.

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

@ OP, you wrote from experience.

twaintoy:
Come hire me abeg. Next level.

You go fit work for night? Na all night we dey do here oh!
Cv@manymen

Just imagine the set of people endorsing Buhari. MEND, Prostitutes, Edo ex-militants, Boko haram(chose him as their negotiator) Agberos etc. What does this entail?

lalasticlala:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/just-bomb-scare-general-buhari-canpaign-rally-venue-sokoto/

Scam! Let Buhari try another diversionary act.
We know him too well.

Avatar:
Source : http://www.pcworld.com/article/2873219/windows-10s-new-features-cortana-on-the-pc-continuum-and-more.html

http://www.windowscentral.com/windows-10-holograms

All the time window! Dem no dey do door?

halimaabi:
No need to waste all this money and time you lost already BUHARI should meet GEJ for appointment as efcc or icpc chairman.

...And he will arrest and jail Jonathan without trial.

egift:
MUHAMMADU BUHARI’S CURRICULUM VITAE
Born in Daura, Katsina State, on 17 December 1942

Education
Attended Primary School in Daura and Mai’adua, 1948-1952
Attended Katsina Model School in 1953 and Katsina Provincial Secondary School (now Government College Katsina) from 1956-1961.
Joined the then Nigerian Military Training School, Kaduna in 1963.
Attended Officer’s Cadet School in Aldershot (United Kingdom), October 1963
Attended Platoon Commanders’ Course at the Nigerian Military College, Kaduna, 1964
Attended the Mechanical Transport Officer’s Course at the Army Mechanical Transport School in Borden (United Kingdom) 1965
Studied at the Defence Services’ Staff College, Wellington (India), 1973
Attended the United States Army War College, June 1979 to June 1980.

Professional Achievements
Platoon Commander, 2nd Infantry Battalion, 1963-1964;
Mechanical Transport Officer, Lagos Garrison, 1964-1965;
Transport Company Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade, 1965-1966;
Battalion Adjutant/Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade, 1966-1967;
Brigade Major, 2nd Sector, 1st Infantry Division, April to July, 1967;
Brigade Major, 3rd Infantry Division, August 1967 – October 1968;
Acting Commander, 4th Sector, 1st Division, November 1968 – February 1970;
Commander, 31st Infantry Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, February 1970 – June 1971;
Assistant Adjutant-General, 1st Infantry Division Headquarters, July 1971 – December 1972;
Colonel, General Staff, 3rd Infantry Division Headquarters, January 1974 – September 1974;
Acting Director Supply and Transport, Nigeria Army Corps Headquarters, September 1974 – July 1975;
Military Governor, North Eastern State of Nigeria, August 1975 – March 1976;
Federal Commissioner for Petroleum Resources, March 1976 – June 1978;
Chairman, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, June 1978 – July 1978;
Military Secretary, Army Headquarters, July 1978 – June 1979;
Member, Supreme Military Council, July 1978 – June 1979;
General Officer Commanding, 4th Infantry Division, August 1980 – January 1981;
General Officer Commanding, 3rd Armored Division, November 1981 – December 1983;
Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces, December 1983 – August 1985.
Executive Chairman of the Petroleum (Special) Trust Fund (PTF), 21 March 1995 – May 1999.

Awards and Medals
GCFR: Grand Commander of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
DSM: Defence Service Medal
NSM: National Service Medal
GSM: General Service Medal
LSGCM: Loyal Service and Good Conduct Medal
FSS: Forces Service Star
CM: The Congo Medal

Honorary Doctorate Degrees
10 December 1994: Honorary Doctor of Science degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi.
21 December 1996: Honorary Doctor of Letters degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by the University of Calabar.
6 June 1998: Honorary Doctor of Law degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by Benue State University.

SOURCE: http://ad76.com/2014/12/19/muhammadu-buharis-curriculum-vitae/

In Phyno's voice, “ I see lies everywhere, everywhere! Doctorate degree ko? Nurserate degree ni.

Sweetlemon:
I'm not moved. It's simply because of the heavy backlash it received. Your president is very popular for acting on serious issues only after there's a massive outcry.

Moved ko? Wet ni!
Femi has said it all, PDP generally do not share personal inane views of the thuggish governor on the Ad. Abi wetin u want make dem do or say again?

johnmartus:
You are a liar

No, you're simply an unbeliever!

Joshkid:
See the Red Circle in the Image
above…

The picture was taken during APC
Presidential Campaign in Jos.
Sincerely Jos went wild for Buhari.

Source: http://beautycribtv.com/news/incredible-people-in-jos-climb-mast-just-to-listen-to-buhari-during-campaign

What's incredible there? Isn't Jos in the north where human lives are worthless? So even if they fall & die or electrocuted, brooms are already there to sweep them off.

Holyviktor:
GEJ's visit to Maiduguri was hallmark of deceit - Oby Ezekwesili

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Mrs Oby Ezekwesili comes for the president in a series of tweets this morning. See more after the cut

http://www.lindaikeji..in/2015/01/gejs-visit-to-maiduguri-was-hallmark-of.html?m=1

This is called superfluous opposition!
Even what the devil vouched to be right, this woman will still contradict it.

Eziachi:
Go and ask anyone. The biggest crowd ever seen or recorded in the history of Nigeria political campaign trail was Zik's Changee '83 campaign in Kano with Abubakar Rimi and Balarabe Musa.
But Guess how much vote Zik got on the election day in Kano?

So the hatred is not just about GEJ?
#Smh

doctokwus:
One of them also mentioned that corruption is one of d factors preventing them from being well equipped.
This Feb 14 is looking so far off to send dis man back to otueke

Pls oga landlord serve him quit notice first. Rubbish!

pacesetter939:
I laugh in spanish!
How is OBJ making Buhari president, Mr Ayodele Fayose?
Is OBJ alone the Nigerian masses?

A talk from a drowning man and a dyeing party.

GMB all the way!

Oga emegi voom na anya!