₦airaland Forum

Iyaebe:
He's a notorious trouble maker on this forum

But, you're the only trouble maker here, Rozz.

Iyaebe:
Are you davash?

Who's davash?

Candidlady:
total aplicants = 4531

men = 2861

women = 1670

¤result after test¤

men

+ve = 2361
-ve = 500<stil need to be monitored>

women

+ve = 309<most got the virus from men who r***d 'em>

-ve = 1361

Oshe, sex analyst.

Moz22:
I didn't know before.. I know better now. I thought they were worth it

I'm glad you know better now.

Stay away from Nigerian girls and enjoy peace of mind.

Moz22:
what if she rejected the love I gave her? What about that?

It's foolishness to give your love to a Nigerian girl.

Moz22:
One of the most difficult thing I've ever done has to be.... Stopped talking to the one that I genuinely loved, that shit hurt as hell.. but it is what it is mehn! We move

What's yours

How can you genuinely love someone and stopped talking to her? Water carry the love waka

Things we do for Sisters, yet when they grow, they'll start saying men are scum.

Ungrateful daughters of Eve!

TV from Abuja to Enugu


Awoof dey purge, truly.

paulolee:
lolz...see as e call me paul asif e know me offline, m a baller too n i gat real respect for dt gee bcoz to score 3 goals for street soccer each Saturday is very hard, no to talk of scoring 800 goals in the highest level, dts mad doinz from a goal machine but the problem is that I respect leo the more bcox he gives u more than his insane goals..
cr7 would av won countless ballon d or in this generation assuming messi comes in d future.....factos

Messi no fit commot for your mouth.

That's the Paul I know.

Nawao

paulolee:
the guy get doinz...but make other united players step up too like how bruno n sancho did yesterday

Go and return the phone to the owner.

Paul will never agree Ronaldo get doings.

Assnal is one club I'll never take serious in this life.


To be defeated at Old Trafford with players like Fred and Maguire starting for Manure, shows they got a long way to go if they want to be back to European competitions.

Can one be called a cannibal after eating the yam with egg sauce



Asking for mariangeles.

Pero should learn to be calming down.

This thing never reach to dey call Linda stupìd.


All these evening newspapers sef

Nigeria wasn't designed to make progress.


If you have means to leave, leave now!

God bless IPOB
God bless MNK


Shame on Umuekwensu!

Bank Name : YOUR MAMA TOTO


in capital letter

Lavisha:
Access bank na rubbish.

I transferred some funds from MY Zenith acct to Access Acct since 2pm, up till now Access is yet to credit me.

My neighbor transferred 5k to one girl. The money is to help buy things for egusi soup while coming.
Since morning, this girl keep saying she's yet to receive alert.

I saw this post now and asked him the girl's Bank, he said Access Bank.

Una don help prevent WW3 now. He was at the verge of cussing the innocent girl.

WoundedLamb:
You can boldly ask this question here cause immorality on the man's side is considered as "nothing serious". Imagine the insults you'd have been getting if you were a lady. Yet, these same people that treat men's promiscuity with kid gloves are the ones calling out girls everyday on Nairaland for sleeping with married men. Shameful.

Let's blame women for our inability to cheat too. After all, we already blame them for everything else.

Nairaland men don't condone adultery. Stop gender shaming people please.

Mariangeles:
Kriss e chegharia la! Chineke ekele!

I don't support adultery or fornication. It's a sin.

No be only married people dey fucck o

. Boma Akpore stated that he has kept jobless Nigerians busy by giving them content to talk about,

So, to sleep with a senseless married woman is content?


I don't even blame Boma, I blame Buhari.

Heyyyy:
Whenever I carry another girl to Bleep my d7ck hardly stand, but whenever I see her or with her or even hear her voice my d7ck will just be hard.

Anybody experiencing this?

That's good. You're on the right track.


Say No to immorality!

OhBritannia:
Hmm are you sure?
Remember this is a 90 thousand capacity we are talking about.

If that's possible, don't you think they would have done it ever since?

Are you underestimating Big Wiz?

WaistPain:
Baba shey na Ndokwa hotel be this??

None of Ndokwa hotels fit fine like this

ahnie:
Davash222 happy new month.
I want you to help me kill the cow I want take flex this christmas.if you dey come bring enough firewoods.

You need to see the poor shabby Xmas decorations our handsome rabid dog teeth governn did in ASABA.

You go cry.

Na cow you wan use rotate for this Christmas

Be like na your place I go mount for this yuletide

Happy new month and merry Christmas

ahnie:
Just imagine the dirty way he talked to me?
If I turnam to midget he go know how to use him brain that time.

Me he wants to Bleep me?
Kai wallai na Shi wuya gaskiya!

No vex. Don't turn him to a midget... Pity his mum

If you can attend to your financial needs without much stress or borrowing.


The easiest way to reach that level is to avoid "Urgent 2k" gang.

yorubarere:
That is your land. And Andy got more than 25% votes. Which means it will be good for APC in presidential election. At least 30% will be guaranteed.

Meanwhile, the votes that took soludo in is just a figure for senatorial elections in other places. You guys have voters apathy and that will be considered as well in 2023.

Bla bla bla, continue

A party built on violence. No surprises here.

yorubarere:
They won't vote. Later they will shout rigging. Forgetting there is no social media polling booths.

So it's your vote that we used to disgrace and humble Andy Uba in Anambra?