₦airaland Forum

Happy Easter to all Nairaland evening newspapers.

Palema007
Magnoliaa
Siofra
Jennyclay
Candidlady

Palema007:
You hurt me by bringing this horrific event to remembrance.

Kris obviously need a brain transplant.

Hello sweet, are you scared to mention me?

Singleasfvck:
I know Nairaland is mostly full of clowns & some people will ridicule my post but please someone should explain to me on how to approach a girl & start a conversation. Tell me how to start, what to talk about e.t.c

You don't need that. Channel this energy to better yourself for your family.

Magnoliaa:
A'mona bi ni Oyo. You know and you still dey ask.

If that babe finds a dude she's crazily in love with tomorrow, she wouldn't waste a minute in accepting him by dumping or cheating on you, especially if she finally agrees to dating you after your 'insistence'.

Save yourself the troubles and give her space now, if she's not going to be 100% in. That you like her doesn't mean you should be a fool, because you sef you dey like say na weakness and it'll be exploited. Any small interest she shows again now, you're back to the same spot.

So, sense still remain for that your thick head... Good to know

Sanwo Olu is obviously becoming the most foolish Governor in Nigeria

Ever since you've been with Nigerian girls, have you raised 3.5M

There lies the answer to your question.

You're left to choose between asset and liability. The choice is yours

Magnoliaa:
Yes. It is evident you are the one who do not have the brains for the range of these kind of issues, so slither away to your sewer.

Lol

You know why I love you?

Magnoliaa:
But ori e ti daru and that's a fact. Just keep running away from discussions where common sense is required...and getting embarrassed out of engagements because you can't make sensible points. Just know you can never be bigger than your thinking in life. Remember that.

You'll never be more that this - if you do not actively make positive steps and self-development to be better.

Okay.

Can I rest now, darling?

Magnoliaa:
Answer me. When you guys call ladies you don't know baby and darling, do you mean it? Does it mean you are acquainted with us?

Oh. Perhaps you know more about the psyche of rapists. You should tell us more. What makes you think a rapist is always an unthinking, mindless, violent person? You don't literally see creepy men acting out their sexual fantasies by thinking they are some lovers to their victims?

Did you read the part where she said she told him she has AIDS? Very few women have negotiated their ways out of a potential sexual assault, FYI. But yeah, it does happen. Tell the rapist to chill, do this or that, let me get ready, and they take advantage of the window of opportunity.

But humor me, on the other hand, are you telling us that it is okay for a man to forcefully have his way with a woman he's spent on? It's what you'll do?

You said the case is with the police or they are aware? What does that prove? What is your basis for not believing her other than conjectures in your head? You said it is a CLEAR CASE of. So you've even actually judged with no proof.

Take your agitations to ICJ. I just finished eating jollof rice with fried fish, allow it to digest please. Thanks

Joined military cos of kpekus

A SIMPathetic soldier got what he deserves.

DenreleDave:
Are you the victim??

Good question.

Beremx, are you?

Magnoliaa:
You once said and I quote, 'I love you, Ariza.' So you're actually saying you meant it when you said that to Palema? For all the times you've called me "darling, babe" when bashing me, it means there's something going on between us?

When guys want to chyke random girls, they don't call them "baby?" When guys send dek pictures to women, they don't call them "baby?" Calling someone baby actually refers to close acquaintance right? In your logic?

Wow. I laugh in Tagalog.

I'm coming fess.

Rapist calling his victim Baby
Rapist going to get condom


Tell me more, Mognoliaa.

Magnoliaa:
Okay, this is your logic. Hmm.

So if he was a worker at the hotel, it didn't occur to you he would have a spare?

The man was calling her Baby shows they were together before the incident. A case of after spending on you, you refused to let me lash.

The Police and hotel management are aware of this.

The surest way to live long is to avoid Nigerian girls.

Your pastor or doctor will never tell you this.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

See wetin Chris brown throw way
Chris brown nor fit knack this girl belle Make he relax

ASAP rocky don run am

Nothing like dating a matured woman...very sweet

Especially the one older than you

I want to believe Nigerian evening newspapers are excluded

Gracepikin33333:
I even used to go before but i stopped going when they start calling for meeting at their own convenient time and not putting others into consideration

Don't mind them. They usually have cartels that meet before the main meeting. Don't mingle with them that much. Just pay your dues and maintain your lane.

frbona:
Letting the SIMPS see the light.
Now u ignore them so hard, they beg to see you and fvck you.
Let the alpha male in you reveal itself.




That's how we roll now

Don't allow broke girls access your glorious gbola. Starve them.

Poor girls feeling ho.rny should be treated as terrorists in a sane country.

SilentQueen:
Hmm all I see here is toxic, heartbroken, broke and bitter guys forming redpillars

No offense tho
I am outta here

Broke and wretched evening newspaper!

Gracepikin33333:
Good evening, please is landlord meeting in a community compulsory? I'd like to know.

Na only billings and arguments dem dey do there. Don't bother going.

The Tinubu we love and cherish

Nonexisting:
Married men keep saying that marriage is sweet so they should enjoy it and quit disturbing the cyberspace with tears.

God bless you brother.

PussyOdour:
See who's talking about someone having sense. Vanessa no offense please, there's no girl in this forum that is as senseless as you.

You're wrong.

Palema007 is with the record. Undisputed

Replacing weed with Tom Tom is dangerous to your health. Sugar kills faster than AIDS.

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Tinubuadvocate:
At the end who is going to support
whatever.

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Tinubu's plan will fail. The God of Osinbajo will continue to disgrace Tinubu and his urchins.

LeoDeKing:
See mouth like pepeye bill.

This ugly looking creature as a landlord is the reason people say money dey miss road sometimes.

Looking at how dirty and black he appears, I have no doubt he is either a ritualist or a wicked babalawo.

These are the kind of characters film actors like chiwetelu Agu always represent in home videos.

Very dirty old man.

He's Yoruba.

Are you surprised?

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Kestolove:
Na d only kpekus nd boobs wey waste na him dey vex mi...

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Obviously, Chinmark people.

I studied Risk Management in school, I just can't give someone I don't know my money hoping to get 30% ROI after some months.

I rather use that money and stake Man Utd to win Norwich and get 32% ROI within 2 hours.

Both are risky, I'd prefer to be seeing my ticket in my hands.


God rest her soul.

As a man, never take relationship/marriage advise from a woman.

There's nothing special about Nigerian girls.