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Romance › Re: Give your life to Christ by Kriss216: 11:24am On Jan 01, 2022
Smh undecided
Family › Re: Will He Share his Property After Divorce. by Kriss216: 11:22am On Jan 01, 2022
michlins:
one thing I love about the internet is that you can claim to be a dragon.

Shey like this you will hype him to let his wife go and she will go to court and claim half of his sweat.

I was thinking you guys should have sense in dealing with women but obviously na fight and gbagbos una Sabi. At the end of the day, women will win una
A woman that left her matrimonial home cos her sister in-law visited is not worthy to be managed. She's damaged already.

Stop giving marital advice. You sûck at it
Crime › Re: I Learnt Kidnapping From Watching Zubby Michael In Movies — Kidnapping Suspect by Kriss216: 11:19am On Jan 01, 2022
Hilarious. grin
Family › Re: Will He Share his Property After Divorce. by Kriss216: 11:18am On Jan 01, 2022
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michlins:
Oga, rent a house for your sister and keep managing your wife.


Obviously most marriages are patch patch. If you like break yours because of your sister, she will get married and your own will scatter with your sweat down the drain
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SIMPle advice from a Simpathetic brother.
Family › Re: Will He Share his Property After Divorce. by Kriss216: 11:15am On Jan 01, 2022
The wife is somewhere with another Dicck. When she's done, she will return home.

Tell your friend not to allow her into his home again. A gone kpekus is a lost kpekus.
Politics › Re: What We You Do Differently This Year 2022? by Kriss216: 9:38am On Jan 01, 2022
Omooba77:
What we you do differently this year 2022?
I want to reconsider falling in love with a Nigerian girl, but I know it's a trap.
Romance › Re: I Asked For A Laptop As A New Year Gift But His Response, Shocked Me. by Kriss216: 9:34am On Jan 01, 2022
Say Yes to his request, collect the laptop and find excuse to dump him weeks later.


Well, you're a Nigerian girl. Sense is always far from you people. No surprises here.
Food › Re: My Brother Killed 2 Bushpig Today (PHOTOS) by Kriss216: 8:54am On Jan 01, 2022
Jay5mie:
Those "Bush Pigs" have families waiting for them to come back home this new year, and here you are celebrating how you brought sorrow to a Family.



F**ck off angry angry
Advocate for Bush Pig families. Weldone

Tell your Bush pigs families to behave, if they trespass, they might end up in a pot of egusi soup.
Food › Re: My Brother Killed 2 Bushpig Today (PHOTOS) by Kriss216:
Congratulations to you and your brother.

More game, More firewood to roast.
Properties › Re: Help!!!! Guidance Needed On An Inherited Land by Kriss216: 8:36am On Jan 01, 2022
house10s:
just put fence n write buyers beware.

nothing else to do with land wen never reach time to work
Someone that is struggling to survive as a student should put fence? You think say fencing na biscuit?


OP, try and sell the land with the help of your father's friend. Sort yourself and your family. Land no dey finish.
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi: 'Don't Drop Out Of School Because Bill Gates And Elon Musk Did' by Kriss216: 8:30am On Jan 01, 2022
If you wan drop out, drop out.

We no dey motivate anybody again this year.

Romance › Re: I Started This Year Single And Ending It In A Relationship by Kriss216: 7:07am On Jan 01, 2022
Palema007:
Started this year single, ending it with two suitors. I'm yet to decide. grin
Only a foolish and senseless man will stoop too low to marry 11pm newspaper like you.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Very Bad At Chatting? by Kriss216: 6:59pm On Dec 31, 2021
Candidlady:
kriss you wanna start playing amnesia with me ba? No wahala!
I can't stoop that low and you know that.
Romance › Re: I Started This Year Single And Ending It In A Relationship by Kriss216: 6:56pm On Dec 31, 2021
Started this year in Nigeria, ending it in Nigeria.

Will be different next year, insha'Allah in Jesus name, Iseeeeee!
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Very Bad At Chatting? by Kriss216: 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2021
Candidlady:
interogate should be the right word! You chatting up a total stranger for the firzt time and it feels like you are interogatin her!

most times am like "dude is you with the CIA"?

reason ihad to block kriss216 sorry arse cheesy

kept asking

how are you?
how are your dogs?
have you eaten?
what tv channel are you seeing?
how are you now?¤dude you already asked before¤ cheesy
When this one happen?
Romance › Re: .. by Kriss216: 6:02pm On Dec 31, 2021
Relationship with a Nigerian girl is waste of feelings and emotions!
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 5:11pm On Dec 31, 2021
99thEnemy:
My 'Nigerian University Directory/Brochure' Website will soon be live for beta testing.. you and OUR GIRL Denique should prepare to support me oh! grin

web address will soon be registered. still contemplating the domain name.

want to launch before beginning of February
Keep us posted. All the best, comrade.
Family › Re: Pls My Father Don't Want Me To Leave The House After I Graduate From School by Kriss216: 2:06pm On Dec 31, 2021
Don't let family stop you from chasing your dreams.

Some of us made this mistake. Be wise
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Saves Almost N2 Million In His Piggy Bank (Video) by Kriss216: 2:01pm On Dec 31, 2021
Our Church offerings in the mud

Romance › Re: My Brothers Phone Got Stolen During This Wizkid Concert. What Can I Do? by Kriss216: 1:47pm On Dec 31, 2021
SmellySperm:
Kuku go arrest am na
cheesy grin

You've finally succeeded in turning this handsome boy photo to meme
Family › Re: Why Do People Demand For MTN Number, When Saving Contact by Kriss216: 1:41pm On Dec 31, 2021
Stingy Nigerian girl. She no wan waste more airtime to call other network.

Red flag. Stay away from poor and wretched Nigerian girls!
Romance › Re: My Brothers Phone Got Stolen During This Wizkid Concert. What Can I Do? by Kriss216: 1:40pm On Dec 31, 2021
Tell your brother to buy another phone.
Romance › Re: Please Judge This Case by Kriss216: 1:24pm On Dec 31, 2021
Bola146:
huh 3 years and still planning to marry her in future grin grin grin wahala grin grin grin



when? 90% of wahala here are girlfriends and boyfriends! haba! We need to get a good marriage and counseling coach to enlighten we youths here how to do in courtship or weekly questions and answers embarassed embarassed
I suggest Seun should create a Section, specifically for Boyfriend and Girlfriend brouhaha.


OP, i still don't understand why you have to bring your sister and her husband into boyfriend and girlfriend matter. Grow up and stop acting like a sissy. Your girlfriend has every right to be angry with you.

After eating the bread, she even went out at night to replace the bread, why asking her about bread on phone? She felt embarrassed and disgraced.

Shame on you!
Education › Re: Solve This by Kriss216: 10:03am On Dec 31, 2021
Psoul:
Calculate without a calculator

56145x56358x45632x2213x000x5648x425x4484x4445x2000=?
The answer is South Africa.
Romance › Re: Slept With A Pregant Lady, Any Implications?! by Kriss216: 9:56am On Dec 31, 2021
Na idleness make me read this rubbish long post embarassed
Romance › Re: Who Truly Want Marriage- The Man Or The Woman? by Kriss216: 9:47am On Dec 31, 2021
Men as kids didn't envisioned the plans or dreams of getting married. Our dream was to have money, buy big houses and cars, live exotic lifestyles, bang as many kpekus as possible without the fear of getting caught.


Women as kids started this plans of getting married to their dream man, give birth to beautiful children, collect weekly or monthly wage from the husband for house keeps, use 30% of the money for food to buy bags and other fashionable stuff to impress their unmarried friends.

Women started this marriage of a thing just to trap men down.
Marriage favours women more.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Scientists Warns That Excessive Use Of Solar Panels Could Drain The Sun by Kriss216: 9:47am On Dec 31, 2021
The sun complained to themhuh


I don't even know we have scientists in this country...
Crime › Re: How jiji Is Encouraging Fraud And Not Reliable To Use by Kriss216: 9:45am On Dec 31, 2021
Victoronah1:
I stated everything in the Jiji feedback. Left nothing. This guy told me he was street, that's when I had to drag him to the station. Do you know this guy is posting houses and promoting them on Jiji, but when I contacted him, he never had any of the houses he was promoting. So why promote a house with money when you don't even have the house to show?
He should be glad he met a gentleman like you. Telling me you're street will automatically land the person to hospital within 5 minutes.

#nojokes
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216: 9:42am On Dec 31, 2021
Candidlady:
Mariangeles my one and only tutor sis may your joy next year be unlimited

sonnobax15 that dude that has a story to 'er topic

smellysperm the farmer that love ~hoes~ cuz they cheap and affordable

illicit that osun boy all his comments no dey pass one line

kriss216 kriss216 ihate this one so much ihad to mention him twice

ilove you all. You guys made nl fun

and lastly TheGidRedpiller! shout out to that lady that ruined your life and turned you into GAYbriel that only feeds on GAYsha
I love that you hate me. Shows I'm trying.

Mariangeles seems to be friend to all my Nairaland friends.

Nwanyi ojoo. O wu mu na gi next year..mmecha gi ee.. You'll know
Crime › Re: How jiji Is Encouraging Fraud And Not Reliable To Use by Kriss216: 9:32am On Dec 31, 2021
I love how you drag him to police station. 65% of house agents in Nigeria are criminals and scammers.

They will collect caution fee, commitment fee and inspection fee just to show you a dilapidated or gore house. The last agent that tried that bs with me 3 years ago, I almost strangled him. Foolish people!
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 7:00am On Dec 31, 2021
99thEnemy:
Where is our Denique?
She's fine.

Note: She's mine and mine alone. Stop using Our to address her next time.

Thanks

cool
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 10:03pm On Dec 30, 2021
99thEnemy:
Slawormiir will surely make your list grin

I was thinking of researching and developing a simpleton vaccine but after my market feasibility study, I found out the demand will amount to nothing because, predisposed shniggaz will vehemently boycott it due to their gullibility to emotional fraud from the future. cool


2021 showed us that this our soil is organically very fertile, 2022 will surely germinate Simple Shniggaz in their masses.

Nollywood will soon start checking Nairaland out for true emotional story scripts grin grin grin.


grin

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