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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Married Person To Have A Celebrity Crush? by Kriss216: 1:55pm On Dec 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
Any married woman crushing on a celeb fit open leg if opportunity knocks. I can't trust such a woman.

As my wife,the only person you should have a crush on is me,even if i resemble monkey grin
Una don turn this guy photo to Meme?


cheesy
Phones › Re: Phone Won't Power On But Gets Hot by Kriss216: 10:40am On Dec 30, 2021
Which one is Qubo Big 1 againhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Bride Price Is Not Paid You Can Never See God- Female Preacher(video) by Kriss216: 10:36am On Dec 30, 2021
God has no business with bride price.

Bride price is just one of the tools devise by hungry African parents to extort their prospective in-laws.
Family › Re: Man Beats Up His "Side Chic" For Attending Wedding Without His Permission by Kriss216: 10:30am On Dec 30, 2021
Beremx:
Kriss216 haven’t you seen this thread to comment on? Oya come and talk nonsense on this matter.
Every job has its hazard. Dating and birthing for a married man comes with its consequences.

She should pray to God to heal her injuries fast so they can continue where they stopped.
Christianity Etc › Re: Funke Felix-Adejumo: There Is No Perfect Husband Anywhere, Cover Your Husbands by Kriss216: 10:28am On Dec 30, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Sure, I totally agree with her.

I am not waiting for a perfect man, because certainly such man won't come.

My own definition of a perfect man is a man with a working dick, that stands erect and strong like the rock of Gibraltar immediately my pussy is being sighted by him. Then he uses the dick to pummeled , scattered, digged the pussy with reckless abandoned, especially when I am horrrnnnnny.
What you definitely need is Deliverance.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 10:24am On Dec 30, 2021
Beremx:
because I didn’t quote you abi? You will be next if i read any senseless comment from you.

Btw, how’s your daddy? Is he also a retired SIMP like you?
Grow up!
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 10:18am On Dec 30, 2021
Beremx:
are you describing your mother? Eyaaa sorry for her o! Your father must have been devastated
Are you always like this? Why bringing his parents into this? That's too low coming from an aged woman like you.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 10:01am On Dec 30, 2021
ThatFairGuy1:
Should Everything be SIMPISH to you?

Is it bad to help one's fiancee undecided
What's the economic benefit of helping a Nigerian fiancee financially?

Ghetto politician, I want to believe you have sense, please don't disappoint me.
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Kriss216: 10:06pm On Dec 29, 2021
Beremx:
My sister ehn. I always get angry reading his posts. He and another useless fellow called Davash222. I know both monikers are owned by one person
Don't worry, you'll soon get to love me.. It's a gradual process
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Kriss216: 10:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
Beremx:
you have given yourself fame already. Enjoy it while it lasts. You’re redeeming lost sheep and also destroying marriages and relationships with your silly posts. Abeg i no talk again.

Good night
I'm already famous in my hood, what do I need Nairaland fame for? Lol

Relationships and Marriages that are meant to be destroyed must destroyed. No one can stop it, not even you.
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Kriss216: 9:58pm On Dec 29, 2021
Beremx:
I will keep calling you out till you stop posting rubbish about women. You don’t know how infuriating your posts are? If you’re trying to be famous on nairaland by being misogynistic then you should choose another mode.

Nonsense
I don't need any fame. I'm only interested in redeeming some lost sheep.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216: 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2021
PlayMaker14:
You wan crase this evening abi?
Na craze woman she be na
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216: 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Munzy14 is not to be trusted with light skin bannies, but I will let him handle the situation till I return from Bongo city. smiley
Chai... God save our queens cheesy

Our queens are endangered species in the hands of that Elder
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Kriss216: 9:00pm On Dec 29, 2021
Beremx:
You will never see the misogynistic Gaylord called Kriss216 on this thread. When its to bash women like his mother, he will start running his mouth.


Enwe
You're too old for all these, besides, I love breast and soft nyash. cheesy
Leave all these nonsense for Iyaebe and co. Act your age, please
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216: 8:57pm On Dec 29, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Lol, I rarely make use of the word “Succulent” but just because you used it, I will abandon my Church Program for Elder Munzy to handle and come to Bongo city soon. grin
cheesy cheesy

You sure you trust that elder with our Church girls ? grin
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216:
Shout out to ;

Jason, the Playmaker14, coolest dude ever

99thEnemy, My Benue Yam oppressor

Ikillbrokehoes, Mariah's medicine

Denique, Unique Deni

Mariangeles, Onye nsogbu but I love her like that kiss

Candidlady, the lady with the sauce wink

I wish you guys a prosperous new year ahead.

Much love.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kriss216: 8:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Davash222/Kriss216

Munzy14

Fergie001

Payporte/Payporte1

The delectable Spaxon

Disstroy

Odogwu NwaAmaIkpe

Iyaebe

PastorM


I wish there could be a better way to show my appreciation... Even though Major Gen. M. Buhari (rtd) alias “Baba Lifeless” made the year look ugly for most Nigerians, you guys still find a way to put that pretty little smile on my face... Thank you so kindly

2022 will be better.
Comrade, I appreciate. You're one of the few realest Gs here.

Don't forget to hit me up anytime you enter Bongo city. I owe you some fresh and succulent bannies.
Celebrities › Re: Money Rains As Kanayo O Kanayo Bags Chietaincy Title (video) by Kriss216: 5:17pm On Dec 29, 2021
Accept my sacrifice oh Lord.
Family › Re: Woman Surprises Her Husband By Paying Off His Debt (Photos, Video) by Kriss216: 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2021
DannyXpress:
As nairaland's number one simp, i want this type of woman as a wife
No need to lament here, you can't find such wife here.

We are left with Iyaebe and Siofra dem.
Family › Re: Woman Surprises Her Husband By Paying Off His Debt (Photos, Video) by Kriss216: 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
An American woman, Jayla Brenae

Thank God oo. Fear don catch me
Politics › Re: Masari: If You Die While Fighting Bandits, You Are Martyrs by Kriss216: 3:43pm On Dec 29, 2021
Northernblood4:
As a prophet of Allah i am, If you dies as a Bandit, Allah will welcome you with 2 wide arms and 7 virgins.
cheesy grin

Of a truth, I enjoy how the northern leaders are treating their people. It's a perfect of example of "Being with the Presidency does not guarantee anything".

The president is from Katsina, same Katsina is the headquarters of Bandits.. the home of Martyrs grin
Politics › Re: Masari: If You Die While Fighting Bandits, You Are Martyrs by Kriss216: 3:39pm On Dec 29, 2021
cheesy cheesy

While his children are all out of the country, he's advising the Residents to fight the bandits and die so they can become Martyrs.. grin

Bring your children let them join the residents to fight, abi you no wan become father of Martyrshuh
Romance › Re: MEN!! Understand That NO WOMAN Really Cares About You!! Know This Now!! (photos) by Kriss216: 3:32pm On Dec 29, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
BLISSFUL IGNORANCE. Tends to always have the best of them.
I feel its a female behind that moniker though.
Yeah ... That's Iyaebe. She's back with this moniker.
Romance › Re: MEN!! Understand That NO WOMAN Really Cares About You!! Know This Now!! (photos) by Kriss216: 3:31pm On Dec 29, 2021
Alusiizizi:
Once again, a simpleton reveals haste and stvpidity with mis-paraphrase and porous logic. Did you even read the original post?
That moniker is Iyaebe, the notorious vagina here. Be warned.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combination You've Had As A Bachelor by Kriss216: 3:14pm On Dec 29, 2021
Every time bachelor this, bachelor that...all these online abuse against Bachelors should end this year please.

Nobody force anybody go marry o.
Celebrities › Re: Emoney: Watch How He Opens Car Doors For His Wife: Video by Kriss216: 3:10pm On Dec 29, 2021
Na Money make that tinted hair fine.


Imagine a broke and wretched Nigerian girl on a tint hair... Tueh!
Romance › Re: Know This And Experience Peace Forever by Kriss216: 3:08pm On Dec 29, 2021
Mercisharelove:
Know this and know peace " some things are meant to be while others are not meant to be no matter how much you try to make it to be" @#GREAT KING"
You're right.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Dies 14 Days To His Wedding (photos) by Kriss216: 2:44pm On Dec 29, 2021
He lost his life on his way go retrieve his stolen SIM card.

SIM card from the pit of hell! Must be MTN.


God rest his soul and comfort his bride.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2021
Elporo:
So it's true. they have started propaganda ... grin

2022 . them go hear from me
I'll advice you stay away from her. Foolishness is contagious.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by Kriss216: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2021
Elporo:
Some washed up individuals like Palema007 and BadRadio would disagree.

They advocate for marrying women like these.

The pile of trash Nigerian women have become you can only learn if you stop this love nonsense and start paying for sex.

Thats when you see you lovely girlfriend playing games like
1. Choke me daddy
2. 1 stroke up 2 stroke down
3. Where's the spit
4. Above the rim grin

Money is the only thing that makes Nigerian girls "sexually sincere" wink
Palema007 is female. She's a sadist
Nairaland General › Re: What Does This Behaviour Mean? Should I Be Vigilant? by Kriss216: 11:18am On Dec 29, 2021
You're the seller... Whatever they're up to should only give you concern when the seller fails to pay you the exact amount you want for the land.

I think they are discussing about the agent fee and all that. As the seller, you shouldn't pay more than 10%. Be on guard

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