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A Billionaire starting a conversation with "How far" , and you expected a Thousandnaire like me to be stressing myself with undiluted English... You're mad Cynthia!

Catholic Church dey try to uphold our culture and inheritance.

Kudos to them.

Otito diri Jesu.

olawalepopoola:
Good day all
I will like to know how many weeks the Anglican Church of Nigeria approved for the Dead to be buried after his/demise.
Thank you.

Two weeks max

Today is 20th and next 5 days is Christmas and you still wonder why the fowls were crying uncontrollable.

Who will be laughing when it's 5 days to their death?

Tinubu is over 80 years and a criminal.

We cannot replace a Terrorist with a Criminal.

Fake news.

Where are the bodies? IPOB is bent on destabilizing the North with fake news.


NorthIsNourishing.

Sai Baba

Compliments of the season, Mariah.

So, dead people now write letter? Wonderful.



I read with disdain how he keeps mentioning Allah.

Allah must be pleased that a terrorist is using his name to kill innocent and harmless people

SmellySperm:
You sound like a male tho

Na man na... Girls no dey bear Eminem.

Na mumu dey watch love movies.

Daveambition:
Na who neva marry yet dey thug about..
Thanks to Nairaland wey dey teach most of una English, who no get academical knowledge to the word "SIMP" go follow dey yarn dust..
Dummies just full this forum & lacks mutual respect

Oga, go and wash madam's pant before she deny you sex tomorrow.

Magnoliaa:
As a traditional, African man with a functioning deek, OP, I support you.

Stop supporting evil!

Is she your slave? Can't you wash your undies yourself?

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Or11:
All the above comments are irrelevant. You lot aren't married women, would be nice to hear from married women and what makes them deny their husband's the thing. I'm sure there are lots of reasons and married men here can learn a thing or two.

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You guys are disgrace to the institution called marriage!

Begging your wife for sex.. Shame on y'all!

Daveambition:
Alaye relax.
Na when yu wife a woman yu go knw say dem get manipulative formats..
Yu either abide to most of their terms&condition or angrily leave the house, las las yu'll stil return home & by then; she sef go don strategise another method to provoke yu the more..
Hardman no be for wey punna dey o, conji go bring yu to ur kness begging..
Forget wetin most men dey form outside, behind close doors dem weak dyeee

SIMPlified yarns!

Konji go make me beg my wife for punna

Her kpekus must be laced with raw golds then

I can't imagine myself begging my wife for sex.

If I touch you and you give silly excuse, I'm out of bed immediately. That's where 4:20 comes handy.

This Shizi get bad mouth... Which one is Nurse Dolor?

Please, pardon my ignorance... what's the economic importance of the certificate?

Sonnobax15:
. Nope, walking away alone na torture on its own

Torture on who?

Candidlady:
and later you will come on here yabbing the ladies whereas na those same girls dey give you joy MARY/JANE.

fam be grateful

mary jane is not gender based

Candidlady:
smh SHITta bay aka bombay lol

classy girls like we, already had our large intestine worked on! We dont use the toilet, our shit is converted into sweat!

so whenever you see us sweating just know we are taking a dump!


but seriously toilet is like a relaxation centre especially when you got a stick of captain black or dunhil with you.

Correct girl.
I don't smoke cigarette. A stick of mary jane does it for me.

Candidlady:
lmao

am sure you even eat there! Tueh!!

you need deliverance

I'm in the toilet...come and deliver me

Candidlady:
fish indeed, na una type dey drown for riverbank or 3ft for pool lol


man made pool?

funny dude

Where I come from, it's a sacrilege to get drowned. Your corpse will be buried at the river bank.

Is North stabilized

Lagos with its huge resources learning from Ebonyi with little resources shows Godfatherism in politics is evil.


Lagos with its resources should be competing with major cities in Africa not learning from Ebonyi.

Say No to Godfatherism
Say No to Tinubu.

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Moferere:
Indigenous Cannibals of Biafra will gloat over this one.

Their preeeeeq will suddenly become turgid and they will ejaculate everywhere

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Take...Go and buy sense.

Jesus is the Light.

Candidlady:
frank ocean, you swim good right!

swimming/bathing/sittin by the pool does it give you a kinda relief/peace/calmnes?

Sure, a fish per se.


I don't derive calmness in man-made pools.

robosky02:
If na one coach...


[Taiwo] Awoniyi and [Emmanuel] Dennis.”




Will never smell AFCON

You're right.

He chose finished Ighalo and rusty Musa over these young bloods.

Candidlady:
lol

dont know if you love water or nat! It was sea god that actually came to my mind and shark is up the food chain!

explain your love for water?

I was born in the sea...raised in the sea...lived in the sea.

Life of a water-man.

AmazingELixir:
As for me the toilet is my favourite part of the house..I spent almost 2 hours in the toilet especially on weekends browsing on my phone and chatting...I only get off when my legs begin to feel crampy.

I just love sitting on the bowl...the good thing it's my personal toilet no one comes to bother me, unless a message is being conveyed and it is passed from outside

You sabi.

For me, that message will wait until I'm done with my Mr white session.