₦airaland Forum

samwriter:
bro there is different you decide to stay that long but me i never decide to stay that long

You feel you don't decide to stay that long cos it's a public toilet.

Candidlady:
kriss aint a mouse.. He a shark¤can you drown a shark¤

How did you get to know I love water?

Cardealer2021:
Gold circle na 100 naira now

It's N150 in my area

Nothing is wrong with you.

Try and rent a self-contain apartment at least, so you can have unlimited access to the toilet.

I stay over 90 minutes in the toilet every morning. The toilet is where I advice myself and plan my life. It's in the toilet I took the decision of not having anything to do with Nigerian girls. Shitty decision

You're too extravagant with money. Like, you want to spend a whopping sum of N30 on a Girlfriend?

I'll advice you remove N20 from the Girlfriend budget and add it to Agriculture.

Thank you.

Lexusgs430:
Does buhari patronise nigerian doctors, in nigeria?....?

Did buhari's children attend University of Lagos?....?

Questions for high power.

Candidlady:
lol

his brother in the village monkey

Hahaha

You offend the OP before ??

1nice:
ROMANS 12:13
Share your belongings with your needy fellow-Christians, and open your homes to strangers.

1 THESSALONIANS 5:11
And so encourage one another and help one another, just as you are now doing.


A lot of Christians do not go to church services because they don't have money to pay for transportation to their church. Some have machine (also know as okada) but no money to buy fuel on the machine.

Today I have come to help someone, a needy fellow-Christians with transportation fee to your church service tomorrow Sunday.

Am going to help just two fellow-Christians with transportation fee to their church tomorrow Sunday.

Why I am doing this good deeds is to encourage needy fellow-Christians and to help them to continue worshipping God in the church of God also know as the house of Prayer.


To be among the first two persons to receive the GIVE AWAY GIFT you must be either the first person or second person to drop your bank account details.

If you are not among the winners for today Give Away do not worry, the Next Give Away you might be among the winners.

When you receive bank alert show appreciation and ensure you go to church tomorrow Sunday.

God Loves You!
Jesus Christ Loves You!
I Love You!

Thanks brother.

May the Lord continue to bless you.

Candidlady:
Your babana monkey! You bloody yaro

kriss216 = ape

smellysperm = wild pig

They said you're monkey, iyawo mi

ceede2:
Chantinet - camelon
Iambdull. - Wolf
Mosdii. - hyena
Candidlady. - Monkey
Saphiere. - Snake
Falseprophet - Eagle
Slowirr - wolf. ion think I get that moniker right

I will not have you call my wife monkey... Be careful.



Lol

Her cake her wahala.

Make I go ready my cloth.

99thEnemy:
Damn!!! This is getting hawt

Don't be jealous man, lol

Wish us well

99thEnemy:
The Future is Female

Indeed

Candidlady:
mr kriss am different. Am nat your regular 9ja girl



take me off your fav list! Its against your alpha male code of conduct

Lol

I don't do alpha stuff. I do me.

99thEnemy:
Will people like Sa.phiere , Fati.2001 aka Je.on e.t.c in their nairaland life ever be able to accept and own up to like a guy?

Them living in denial under the guise of Feminism.


she try small

Candidlady is an angel compared to those demons you mentioned.

I wish her what her father wish Nigerians.

FG closed all borders so we can patronize made in Nigeria goods.

Why looking for foreign coach when we can patronize the local ones?

99thEnemy:
I Love your Honesty



Very True



There is something different about her. not every gyeh would own up

Chief, there's nothing different about her.. She's just like every other Nigerian girl out there.

She's one of my favorites here, though.

Imagine the nonsense the poster above me is saying... "she's just saying it to pull your legs.. or to know if you'll get jealous" yen yen yen!


OP, you can't satisfy an average Nigerian girl. To hoe is in their constitution.

Prostitutes are God's punishment to SIMPle men.

Your beloved girlfriend is our community project. Don't personalize her. Do your part and allow others do the rest.

My condolence goes to Felix

Candidlady:
iwould love to but idont do men that got a mouth of a parrot!

You love him... You can't deny that.

Swallow your pride and ask for his number. No big deal

Candidlady:
nah

good morning

Better.

Good morning.

Candidlady:
welcome back sir

the picture on her cover photo on fb is that your gf?

good morning

Are you still on this?

devilmaycry:
Omoh....I dn chop I dn chop b dat....

Disease no d kill Africans

AIDS dey kill Africans, my brother.

Women always complain about pregnancy and giving birth like asif they know the pains men go through during Sperm production.

The excruciating pains, the wails, the sleepless nights, the discomfort... All these are what men go through during sperm production yet you don't see men grumble.

We don't eat snake, so they are going to the yoruba quarter in my village to sell it

Chai

Omoluabis don suffer for una hand

GUESS WHAT I SAW
my head firstly spark as i saw my daughter lie down on their bed

I don't understand. Is there something I'm missing?

“I also saw the kind of family PUMA had built with the likes of Usain Bolt, Maradona, Neymar, Jay Z, Nipsey, Rihanna, Lewis Hamilton among other super stars and I thought, that’s an amazing family to be a part of!

Like, you for reject the contract?

Underestimate village people at your own risk.


God rest her soul.

MayorWhales:
Despise not the days of your little beginnings. I pray all of these fight to get to the top pay off someday so I can share my throwbacks too when I attain this SUCCESS

As you're fighting to get to the top, try dey chop life also... Good things no dey finish.

Mariangeles:
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K!

Nwanyi agwa ojoo!