₦airaland Forum

Johndagr8t:
Yoruba no fresh?
Fulani no fresh?

Buhari and Tinubu fresh for your eyes

Earlier this year, I made a decision never to listen or read any Motivational quote again.


I thank God i made that decision.

So, which one is Miss Comely again?


Una go soon crown Miss Goely

Maybe you look fresh... IGBOs are always fresh .

If you don't want them to assume you're Igbo, look rough and unkempt when next you're in Nigeria, they will call you Abokki or Afonjaa.

Bluntguy:
Picture nko?

You wan chop the boiled German cockroach?

advanceDNA:
Kuburat is about to have a detty Christmas...

Imagine doing Christmas for a Moslem.

Will letter writing bandits leader Turji be happy about this development?

ahnie:
Ok

E still dey wait o

Wanbissaka:
God why e no be my access account. Make I hear say I give consent

Lol

I don't even know what's consent

heniford2:
Nice would love to visit here

On a beer budget

Money dey Money no dey, Nigerians must always be happy. It's ingrained.

federal9:
Imagine you were walking along the street, and you saw someone wearing the same outfit as yours. How would you react?

The last time that happened to me, I went back home for a change of outfit.

Let's hear your opinion Nairalanders!

Nigerians summarised.

Something you should have been happy and even take a photo with the person.

PressMyButton:
The people who have been the sidekick to the North since 1959, what have been their benefits?
The people who have been slaving for PDP at the center for 16 years, what have been their benefits?

The more you keep playing palmwine politics, the more you're being relegated as a 4th class citizen.

I don press your m.umu button

I like your moniker

Beautiful.

Problem too much for this country

Your siblings no dey wear bum short and singlet for house? They dressed too heavy for staying at home.

Biodun556:
Why the discrimination against female members of the armed forces?

You want to turn this into gender war now

emmanuel1277:
For a long time.......now am doing music abeg click the link and tell me if I am on track to Grammy

You want to win Grammy too?

You and Dbull... That won't be bad sha.

Best of luck brothers.

illicit:
Me I hate Diezani

I understand...you're allergic to good personalities, that's why Buhari is your president.

Olosho no dey enter Church, Olosho dey knack almost every night... But Olosho dey see better Husband marry. Some of these pastors the holier at thou girls do run to for prayers, at some times, do marry the Oloshos and leave the Churchy girls.

What you think is good, might be evil in the eyes of God and what you think is evil, might be good in the eyes of God.

The People that have been with the Presidency for years, what are their benefits?

Are they in any way better than the Igbos?

Anambra has been with APGA for years, aside Lagos and FCT,(No Man's Land), tell me the State doing better than Anambra.

Katsina is with the Presidency....same Katsina is the headquarters of bandits.

We don't need your Presidency.. what we need is a safe and sane environment where we can do our business, excel , buy or build big houses, buy big cars, pepper Umuekwensu and enjoy life to fullest before we meet our Maker.

Of a Truth, I can't find myself in such WhatsApp group.

My duty is to serve God and obey His commandments not to join any WhatsApp group and start to form Saint.

studio14:
She's married

To a mannequin.

seunmsg:
Another criminal is left off the hook on the basis of technicality. Bode George, Orji Kalu, Olisa Metuh and now Nwobike. Supreme court keeps voiding their conviction based on technical jargon.

You didn't add Tinubu and his bullion vans that was left off the hook .

So, Buhari is still active in za oza room?

You have other copies with you... Why didn't you bring them to verify? Maybe they use jazz on you.

BMathew:
Do you need to steal your right now?

How's fish in a pot the Husband's right?

There are levels to all these things.

Carchoice:
If you are married and you still don’t know how to handle petty cases like this, You have no business getting married.

God bless you.

Come and marry my girlfriend.

Sonnobax15:

Oga Kabiru,the money wey you use buy that food,how wish you add am join take buy hit song,at least you for dey save us from seeing those your wack songs..

You don't see song...you listen to song.

You sabi mathematics, yet, you can't calculate and deduce she's not into you

You did well. Bravo