₦airaland Forum

Buhari happened, my brother.

Even Salah meat wey I dey see collect from my former landlord before, I no dey see any meat again.

Buhari's incompetence reach every sector for this country.

*Nigeria police officers left the group chat*


These ones give you money

They will rather die.


You'll visit a Nigeria police officer, you'll give him kola, when they visit you, you'll also give them kola. Shey these ones na human beings?

Girlfriend no dey when this guy no get money... $600 don come with small fame, girlfriend don come.


Nigerian girls summarised.

BabbanBura:
Mark my word, APC will give the ticket to Igbos to spite Tinubu (Yorubas) but the whole North will support Atiku against the Igbo candidate. This way, the Igbos will have only votes from the east alone, likewise the Yoruba votes largely from west alone because these two regions wont vote for each other. The north will vote Atiku across parties and give him the victory!

Exception to this is if Igbos and Yorubas will unite to support an Igbo candidate but this can never happen in Nigeria, atleast not in 2023.

You're right. APC might give the ticket to SS or SE to finish Tinubu patapata. This move will make the SW neutral in 2023 election.

The North will win via Atiku.

This is the situation we were trying to avoid in 2015 and 2019, but, the Yorubas were calling us 3rd class citizens, that we don't know how to play politics.

No one should talk about Southern unity until after the 2023 elections. We must learn the hard way.

Dangrace01:
Im igbo bros but please support anybody from south even if its tinubu. If power go back to north again this nation is doomed. I wish igbos and Yoruba can put heads together and chart a cause.

It's too late for Yorubas and Igbos to put head together. Head that we didn't put together in 2015, you want us to put same heads together few months to 2023. Not possible, bro.

Every abokki to his kettle.

Dangrace01:
No political party should bring anybody from north again. Its the south turn

If by South you mean SW, I'll vote and support the North.

Innocent phone has to pay the price for the little boy's foolishness.

Dangrace01:
Are you saying pdp would bring atiku?

I'm responding based on the report.

Iliveforever:
What kind of country do we really have.
So the female soldier should never have joy or doesn’t she have feelings?
She should just quit

Joy is not part of Nigerian soldiers rules of engagement.

Worst scenario;
The North will give Tinubu the APC ticket and move to support Atiku, their own.

It's a win win for the North.

No thanks to Tinubu and his sophisticated followers.

He's human not robot.
Robots sef dey break down.


Person dey on guard when you dey sleep for night...you expected same person not to sleep in the morning?

Wicked Oga!

Brimstone77:
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Don't forget to tell us about ijaws of Japan and China too..

We are so interested to no about them..

He can out of his benevolence add the Ijaws of Bangladesh

Truvelisback:
Bros, it's just 40cl, just once in a day. Is it too much? I just managed to resist the urge yesterday even though resisting the urge wasn't that easy. By the way, i like to use am step down my afternoon food, like rice, BB(Bread and Beans) etc.

As you didn't take it yesterday...did you die

Littered and bittered Nairaland feminists, Oya breakfast is ready.

Not only Egbema.

Mbaise
Mbano
Mbaitoli
Okigwe
Owerri
Orlu
Obowo
Ihitte Uboma
Ngor Okpala

They are all Ijaws in Imo State.


Are you happy now

A further proof WE are not suitable to be together.

All man for himself is the only remedy.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I wanna know whether taking just a soft drink once everyday is bad to the health. From on Sarturday to Monday , i have been taking a soft(40cl Mirinda) along with food every afternoon. It was only yesterday that i didn't take a soft drink. No e be say e no hungry me ooo. I had to forcefully resist the urge of taking it. I felt there could be side effects.

Not only soft drink, too much of anything is bad.

Candidlady:
are you homophic?

Only to the male gender. Lol

Whatever two female adults decide to do with their bodies is none of my business.

Candidlady:
To the people screaming thresome

you see how twisted you guys brains are!!

same people will burn/beat/spite/cruxify a gay man but would fvck a lesbo!

and stil come out to say am HOMOPHOBIC

To lay with two lez ladies is not same as to lay with your fellow man.

2023 is near... They are now sounding like sensible people.

They can only deceive the gullibles and zombies not sane Nigerians like us.

No big deal... Yorubas and Fulanis are one.

Una no get Fulani herdsmen over there to help coordinate the cows

Her ex boyfriend dumped her September, by December, she's already pregnant for another man.

She met the new man in space of 4 months and started fuckingg him immediately without condom

Or the guy has been there before the September break up?

Women are something else

sweetonugbu:
Rubbish

Better rubbish, my brother

I admire philanthropists.

God bless him more.

. “I need to point out something. You see this acclaimed repentant fighters? They are not repentant. The majority of them still communicate and give vital information to those in the bush

.Ironically, these same repentant insurgents are those being treated with kid gloves. Government pays them allowances, trains them in vocations and skills

. Government bought them phones which they use to communicate with their people in the forest while we, the victims of their madness are treated as dogs without any courtesy or regards.

NorthIsNourishing.

Sai Baba

AuntyVanessa1:
Wife of a said billionaire bragged about spending 800k? So shameful. Me as a nobody, spent more than that yesterday in shopping and in charity.

Vanessa, calm down... No be competition

Candidlady:
woah nat just even weed and alcohol? Iknew something wasnt right with that drink. The drink sweet sha especially when it is ~ice age~ cold

It's definitely Skushi.. They even mix with trams and other illicit drugs. Stay away from skushi, please.


Compliments of the season.

isaiah4life:
Celebrities always hanging out together, but nairalanderz cannot even hang out.

Who in his right senses will like to hang out with Nairalanders like Iyaebe and siofra?

Some Mumus will gift their mother good things and only buy dry Gin for their father, so he can drink and die early.

Useless children!

Mrkumareze:
Lol, one was once rude on me, saying she pays her bills and bla bla.. yesterday I got her text, *I need money for Christmas*... I jeje replied her; *I do not understand* still waiting for her reply

Perfect reply.

She go don regret why she sent that wack format to you. You're on Guard. Nice one

Isn't it too early for the apostles to start drinking?