₦airaland Forum

Merit Ekels: yeah!!gud idea,i'ld get buks2read so i cud pass awt tym til d admisn list is releasd.

Trust me!! Just get this two books for now "GIFTED HANDS" "THINK BIG" both written by Dr ben carson.. I just bought mine some couple of days back. Each costs N450. I bought mine at BENIN CITY. If you dont want to buy the two,you can buy "GIFTED HANDS".. I haven't started reading "THINK BIG" though.

Lord jiva: Heard frm a reliable source dat 4 dose goin 4 medicine dat d VC wil give admission to 5 of his candidates why d oba palace has 5 slots n each dean of departments has 1 candidate each! N it extends 2 oda courses oda dan medicine. NA WA 4 NAIJA O. Na only prayer we go de pray 2 our GOD make he help us.

Yeah it's true. I don't really know if the statistics you gave is correct though. But what am sure of is that in every,if not all departments,there are always 10 special candidates..

Metaphycist: U'r 101% correct!Science 60% Soc sci n art 40% bt dat doesnt increase or reduce ur chances.

Well,it does to some extent.

Bubemi: I nor blame dem! So na uniben dem wan use take develop ni? Wen graduates dey house no job! Abeg o!

Nope.. I think NUC gave that order to all schools...

blocx03: HEARD 4M A RELIALABLE SOURCE DAT SCIENCE COURSES WILL AV D HIGH PERCENTAGE OF ADIMITANCE DIS YR,AS IN SCIENCE COURS 40PERCENT.MANAGMNT AND ART COURS,30PERCENT

Yeah i heard that too. But it's 60:40.. The reason was that nigeria needs to develop more in the technological sector of the economy.

Good day peeps. Admission list will be out after the Edo state elections. So just relax and keep yourselves busy for the main time.

uihebom: boko haram agent.

Hahaha!! ***kabooooom shakalaka... Gbooosa***gbooom**gbagarakak**

Jibwillz: JUST SAY AMEN
MTN came to Nigeria at a time
when nobody wanted to invest in
Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians
did not have phones.
Even Zenith Bank refused to loan
MTN cash to operate, UBA rejected
MTN’s offer but today see the
difference.
At least we all know the story of
the only civilian unelected
President in Nigeria - Goodluck
Jonathan.
We know how the people said
hewas not going to be President;
they even made him acting-
Presiden t. Whether he's active or
not, today the rest is history.
What about Cowbell?
When they came to Nigeria, they
made milk in a sachet.
Peak was laughing at them -
theysaid Cowbell was milk for the
poor - but they were right!
3-million poor people could afford
N10 a day for a sachet of milk.
Oya, do the maths - 3 million
people buying milk at N10.00-
that was N30million every single
day.
In a month they grossed
N900million (almost N1billion).
Even Peak had to make sachet
milk in order to survive in the
market.
So what have people told you?
What have they said you cannot
do, or you do not qualify for, or
you do not have experience for?
They told Cowbell, they told
Goodluck, they told MTN, but today
the story has changed.
We have a feeling dat something
is changing for you today!
OUR PRAYER
Notwithstanding what people
might have said, MAY UR LEVELS
CHANGE TODAY and they will
change their strategies just to
keep in step with you...

Thanks for sharing this. It was very encouraging and heart-warming. This is the best thing i've read for days now,excluding ben carson's book "GIFTED HANDS",which i'm currently using to keep my self busy from this admission saga..

Akhigbode01: I want 2 specially Thank those that have Immeasurably contributed positively in this House & also those that came 2 waste their time and megabytes (MB). I earnestly hope to see U all on D clearance TABLE that day. I LOVE U ALL! GOD BLESS. For Many Things --08076040842, 08091366848. EMMANUEL Frm ASOKORO, Abuja.

lol

Rkm6: BREAKING NEWS:Joint Admission And Matriculation Board{JAMB}Set[b] October 31st[/b] As Deadline For Tertiary Institutions To Submit Their Various Admission Lists!!!UniBest,I Can't Wait To Put On The Colourful Robe,One Thing Is Sure,We Shall All Be There!!!

@jamb board,october is too far naw....

@op she got angry cos you called her a kid(you shouln't have). So she called you a fool to get back at you.
One thing is for sure, she sure knew your weak point..lol

bunmioguns: A woman was having sex with her lover in
her apartment, 20 floors high Suddenly she
heard her husband arrive. She told her lover,
stay like a statue and don’t move.
Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with
when u r travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's have sex now!
Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my
period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u.
After she left the husband said 'Damn it I'm so
hor.ny, I will f*ck this robot!
He tried f*cking. The lover started talking in a
metallicrobotic way:
'SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE'.
Husband: Damn it! Robot is not working
properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th
floor so he said:
'SOFTWARE UPDATED'
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!

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Oya, come Mukina me from Nairaland. . .am waiting

lmao!!!

kudos!! Very creative

Zizer17: John's father is peter's father's only son. (1)How is Peter and john related
(2)Peter is ......................toJohn and John is .................... To peter

Is that possible? Peter's father has only one son,who is john by name. Then how come he's now called' baba peter 'not 'baba john'... Abi girls don dey bear peter as name.
Anyway,i'm sure there's an answer to this question. Will be waiting.

It means you failed,because you succeeded in failing...

All the different infos here is enough to make someone go nuts..which wan we go hear..
I also heard from a reliable source that the list will be out before this year runs out

Errm just assume the above post has been modified!!!

Rkm6: UniBen To Remark Some Post Utme Scripts Owing To Some Swooping Of Paper Types By The Marker!!!

Hmmn,how did you hear this?

Another one again.. I am even laughing before the comments starts pouring in.lmao.. If u let nairaland people catch you,i nor dey oh... mods frontpage pls .... I give you 5.5
***shaking my head and singing "yanga dey sleep,trouble go wake am"

Emma_esty: Yea i know. He stays in benin, me and my bro stay in lag so we don't have much contact with them. He went over to Benin a week before the post utme and slept with my family members and later found out that one of our uncles is an admission officer in uniben. My uncle promised to help him with his admission so long as he gets above 50 in his agg. So his has the number cos he went to benin. End of story.

ok!!

doggymf: pls what my stand i scored 47 as agg and applied for sociology and anthropology , what my stand, pls house i need info

Hmmn,well, just hope and pray that those that applied for your course didn't score high high marks,cos that will give you Zero or no chance of getting admission,and increase your chance of being admitted in the hospital(just kidding). But if the reverse is the case,you might get admitted..
Note: uniben's standard cut-off mark is 50,but if students don't perform well,they have no option but to admit them,even if the highest is 25..

@mukina2 are we allowed to use intimate usernames like "fuckmepls" or "my-sweet-ass" or "spanked-muki**a".... ?

@op ur username is something else oh... Big**wat**? VAJINA(na the pidgin version be dat)... Lmao
@mods Intimate usernames should be banned too...

Emma_esty: It's with my bro and what do you want it for?

You dont have your uncle's number? Now dats Weird

Why didn't you include "PUNISHMENT" in the polls...
Which one you want make person read,dem too many na.... You suppose dey drop three-three each day,morning afternoon and night....

[s] i go report anybody wey quote me...lol.[/s]