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Most said i heard from a "reliable source",from my uncle in uniben,from my father's brother's sister's uncle's first grandchild that the list will be out in the early hours of today,but where is the list....
Just watch and see,another fresh news will start again..maybe this time it will go like this "I just heard frm a reliable source that the list will be out on monday,cos the vc is a muslim and needs to attend mosque today"....

Gwekzy: A[/b]dmission [b]Li[/b]sT [b]is Out

when was he released?

edrainzeez: A friend told me dat some one checked and saw admitted. How tru is dat? Plz reply

yes its true,they have started admitting students in the SPIRITUAL REALM a.k.a underworld

Makzino: Bro ur post ume score must be above 50 first,,that's the cut off

I think you are confused...probably from the stress

RIPOM

ifizi: Heard it 4rm uniben rum, did u guys hear anytin lyk dat...

Don't forget that the "so called" room is a collection of desperate aspirants who say anything to give themselves hope. If yu score 52,won't you say 52 or 51 is the cut-off mark for your course to give yourself hope?
For them to say 55 is the general cut-off,just goes to show how desperate they really are. Forgetting the fact that not all courses carries the same cut-off.. Eg:Pharmacy may be 60..medicine may be 65..law may be 69..etc it varies according to performance....

Tobby26: dis yr's admisn wil gonna b difrent dey say

hehehe!!! Who say?

Tobby26: **Latest newz**
1st batch 2 b released on or b4 20th of dis month. Believe or Leave it....................................

and who told you uniben releases their admission in batches...

Mexyz: Na game una wan play? Ok ve ds, U RE IN D MIDDLE OF SEA ND RYT THERE U VE A 50L ND 30L GALLONS WIT U,BESYD U ALSO,THERE IS A BOMB 2 DEFUSE. U JST NID A 40L OF WATER 2 DEFUSE D SAID BOMB. NOTE=Anytn abve or below 40L wl trigger the bomb. Aspirants ansa pls

Ok let me try....
1.. Fill the 30l with water,then pour it in the 50l.fill the 30l with water again and pour it in the 50l,when the 50l gets full,the 30l now has 10l water in it.
2...Now turn all the water in the 50l away,then turn the 10l into the 50l from the 30 gallon..
3.. Fill the 30l gallon with water and pour into the 50l already having 10l of water,you now have 40l of water in the 50l gallon.... You are now free to render the bomb useless...

nOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A GAME!! Drop more...

hmmmn

leastpay: During a given week a programmer spend 1/4 of his time preparing charts, 3/8 of his time for coding, rest of his time for debugging the programs. If he had 48hrs during the week . How many hours did he spend debugging the program?

Time spent on coding and charts: 1/4 + 3/8 = 5/8 of 48hours = 30hours....
Time spent on debugging: 48 - 30 = 18hours

korm2me: let me tel u d truth if u rite in courses like law ,acounting ,banking,and u score fity sumtin,u might nt get admision.esp if u r nt frm edo or delta. For enginering ,anyone who scores fifty n above wil surely hv admision.even some medical stdnt who did nt meet d cutof 4 medicine wil b used to fil d spaces in engine

I disagree totally!!! It does'nt make sense at all.How can medical students who didn't meet cut-off mark be transfered to engineering,when agric is there... Medicine and engineering are diff faculties entirely,so the inter-transfer is not possible(except long hands and legs are involved..GOD DEY SHA)!!

Ask yourself if engineering students can be transfered to let's say 'micro-biology' just because they didn't meet the cut-off mark?

Yes,list please and when is the programme starting...

Odunnu: Just tell me why. I am human and i've got ears

Is there any way i can post it in audio format,so that you can hear it? Lol
Btw! I came too late..

Odunnu: The name is Odunnu. Please take note.
Why do you want it to be so? I sought your opinions on that thread and just when I let it fly -on popular demand, you come here asking for a change.
Now tell me, why do you want it locked?

Ok,i see you've already made your decision.. No need for me to explain my reasons.. The namw has been noted. odonnu odunnu

SimonAndal: There's Inspiron 17R and Inspiron 17R Special Edition. I recommended the 17R Special Edition.

pls how much is it?

[b] oduunhu!! I THINK THE UNIBEN THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED,AND LET ANOTHER BEGIN..

onyeso.david:
i put in for law,bt i have 62aggregate.wats my chances

Academically,your chance is high,but only GOD has the final say...

Ouch!!!

I think jamb is more organised than pume by far. Last year my friend told me he wrote his exam with his phone's torch at night.

ozoebuka1: stop poking your nose because it[b] kills[/b]

i hope u only behave this way online... Pray sooooooo

Eghosa graviti: Only one thing is involved in my case which is 'ADMITTED'.

Haha.. Ok i love the spirit..

ozoebuka1: hahahaha... guy u will be a nice fighter.. please let it be that u only behave this way online. pray sooooo

Fighter ke.well yet again you jumped into conclusion.

ozoebuka1: when we dont have info., what should we do? ??mr and mrs right?? answer plzz..

Now look who's telling someone to stop taking things to heart. Your statement above clearly show how you jump into conclusions without looking back to re-check. By their posts you shall know them.

Metaphycist: Buh wen der is no information 2 pass again,wat do u do?

Well atleast you have fun,but most posts here are just trash!!! and waste of space....

Eghosa graviti: Guy Everybody just dey talk wetin Favour am. Na Uniben dey cause am.wey dem put us for suspense.

Which kind suspense be dat? Just chill,after elections,the tin will be out. Two tins are involved,you will be admitted or otherwise..(it's not a matter of life and death)

Some peeps have been posting wrong and un-necessary information all in the name of my father's brother,blah blah blah or reliable source. Some have been posting rubbish of recent cos they want to be the highest Imposter. I know y'all wanna joke,but while doing so,dont spoil the essence of this thread,which is to pass information.

Hahaha.. I almost fainted on behalf of those who put in unn. Happy sunday to you too.

This thread is getting messed up!

By next week,everyone shall knw thei fate

Merit Ekels: wao!!r yhu a lit stud??

Nope!!