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Your mama thin sote she get bone for tongue....

Say no to bribery..by farouk lawan
How to loose weight..by rick ross
How to gain six packs...by mr ibu(john okafor)

Your mama black sote shoemakers dey use her blood as kiwi...

The word 'gay' alone makes me afraid... I can never have one as a friend 'never'...
If una like make una preach from now till tommorow,all i know be say anybody wey be gay no normal.. "gay na gay" case closed..

Metaphycist: Is dat y u cnt spell username well?

Lol, so cos i typed usernae instead of username, i cant spell abi?.. ok you can say whatever you like,but just drop that attitude.

* Can you carry another person's hair on your head comfortably without feeling guilty?
* Can you be a second husband and live under the same roof with the other men?
* Can you carry two heavy loads on your chest both full with liquid,two also at your back and still manage to walk faster than some men?

Metaphycist: I hope u knw u r talkin 2 undergraduats here?bleep hs 2 do wit high pitch sound made by electronics n nw u r using it totally off context.Who do u wana deceive wit wrong English,is it Me,bubemi,phyllix,chianya,SOUTH SOUTH or kelvinprinzyy?so consult ur dictionary b4 post.Hope I'm nt braggin again oh!

Why you dey attack the guy naw? Pls somebody should check this guy ,cos i think he's sick. And better stop raising your sholders high,cos you dont know the person behind the usernae you are referring to..

yemstok: GIFTED HANDS inspired me a lot.It made me realize how I can be as great,even greater than the so called Geniuses regardless the colour of your skin.
Also, it taught me that "Impossibility is nothing, no obstacle can stop me from being what i wanna be."

“Success is determined not by whether or not you face obstacles, but by your reaction to them. And if you look at these obstacles as a containing fence, they become your excuse for failure. If you look at them as a hurdle, each one strengthens you for the next.”

IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT A HERO LIES IN ME!!!!



I just got "Think BiG" Can't wait to start reading.

Just Get either of the two books, i'm so confident you would testify as i have.

Here is a summary of GIFTED HANDS
In 1987, Dr. Benjamin Carson gained worldwide recognition for his part in the first successful separation of Siamese twins joined at the back of the head. The extremely complex and delicate operation, five months in the planning and twenty-two hours in the execution, involved a surgical plan that Carson helped initiate. Carson pioneered again in a rare procedure known as hemispherectomy, giving children without hope a second chance at life through a daring operation in which he literally removed one half of their brain. But such breakthroughs aren’t unusual for Ben Carson. He’s been beating the odds since he was a child. Raised in inner-city Detroit by a mother with a third grade education, Ben lacked motivation. He had terrible grades. And a pathological temper threatened to put him in jail. But Sonya Carson convinced her son that he could make something of his life, even though everything around him said otherwise. Trust in God, a relentless belief in his own capabilities, and sheer determination catapulted Ben from failing grades to the top of his class — and beyond to a Yale scholarship . . . the University of Michigan Medical School . . . and finally, at age 33, the directorship of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland. Today, Dr. Ben Carson holds twenty honorary doctorates and is the possessor of a long string of honors and awards, including the Horatio Alger Award, induction into the 'Great Blacks in Wax' Museum in Baltimore, Maryland, and an invitation as Keynote Speaker at the 1997 President’s National Prayer Breakfast. Gifted Hands is the riveting story of one man’s secret for success, tested against daunting odds and driven by an incredible mindset that dares to take risks. This inspiring autobiography takes you into the operating room to witness surgeries that made headlines around the world — and into the private mind of a compassionate, God-fearing physician who lives to help others. Through it all shines a humility, quick wit, and down-to-earth style that make this book one you won’t easily forget.

Thanks man for this,GOD BLESS....

biggboy: THINK BIG BY BEN CARSON inspired me alot and also the book made me realise how usefull i am. The book made me rise from zero level to hero level. PLS GET A COPY.

Thanks fo your contribution!!! I definately will get a copy.

dani1luv: what have you achieved?

Na wa oh!!!

The way some people even think/reason makes me sick.Why are many guys quick to use the 'gay' 'gay' word,when it's not even necessary and doesn't seem to relate to the topic or discussion at hand. So cos he was having a discussion with his friends on the complexion of men preferred by laides he now 'gay'..
But women can discuss the same issue and not be considered as lesbians abi? or is it because you have 'gay' friends or engage in gay activities that the word always come to your mind? Cos i believe that what you do,and think about on daily basis gradually becomes a part of you and with time you just can't do without mentioning the word..
Doctors love to save lives,comedians like to be always funny, gay donkeys always like to use the word gay even when it's not necessary....
birds of the same feather flock together and gay minds think alike....

Hi guys, i have heard so much about Ben Carson,although i haven't read any of his books. I believe most of you have read some of his books.
For those that have read his books,has any of his books inspired/motivated you in any way?

MOGUL.O:
copy copy

Haha..wetin i do you naw..
Abi e easy to screen jokes and select the one wey funny..

A man was on high speed,he got to an army check point without slowing down.So they told him to park his car,and ordered him to carry 1000 blocks from one side of the road to the other side.

After carrying 900 blocks,he noticed that their 'oga' was his primary school classmate,so he went to him to complain.The oga was really angry with what his boys ordered his long time classmate to do,so he asked him "have you started carrying the blocks?,the man said " i have carried 900 already",so the oga said"please dont be angry, "RETURN THEM".

MOGUL.O:
Na wa ooo! poster you be witch? posting a joke by 12.03 am..

No wonder the joke is copy copy

For my area(south). Am na afternoon,pm na morning

Chillaz chillaz all the way...
Make i sleep joor,hope before tommorow morning chillaz would have given all the remaining contestants a technical knockout and brutality!!!!!

Excelboi: ^^^ This two niggas above me are funny men!
@kslib, as you can see from the poll, they are grouped into 4 per each poll section, so the number of votes will determine how the percentage is rated! E.g, if one is leading in a poll group, the person percentage will rise above the remaining three and in another group poll, the leading person votes can be higher that the other leading people in order group poll thereby making it appear as such!
*sigh* sorry, for my grammer.

Thanks for the analysis.. No mind that coconut head called mynd

Mynd_44: [b]Shot [/b]whoever taught you maths and then go and collect your school fees back from school management.
I would not even bother explaining cos it is a waste

I see,we both have two people to kill i guess.The person who taught me maths and the person that taught you english..
Btw,you can explain to me how the voting mathematics works..
Shiiiit battery low.

Chillaz wins hands down legs up!!
Who is incharge of this poll sef?how come chillaz percentage reduce from sixty-something to fifty-something..
Note: My eyes are perfectly ok,i can even trace a pin at midnight..My vision clear sote i dey see people thought.. So how manage!!!

Mehn it's chillaz and chillaz alone....
Damn that babe is pretty/beautiful,innocently sexy,charming and highly alluring.. The concentration of her beauty alone is potent enough to scatter my dada and make me dance akpako..

Kai!! This eingrishes spoked on this thread is scattered my dada..

Your mama huge sote john cena wish her "happy fathers day"

Charged with murder.. As innocent and sweet as j..o.ystick might seem to appear,it is very dangerous..
**omo see danger wahala dey**

bunmioguns: .
CHRIST. . . Oya gimme my money sharp sharp

OF NAZARETH.... we go share the money.lol

Hmmn..i haven't seen up to four engineering students that pasted their score here.So it's really true that there was mass failure and many did not score up to 50 in eng dept.Someone should prove me wrong with his/her score...

Hmmn..i haven't seen up to four engineering students that pasted their score here.So it's really true that there was mass failure and many did not score up to 50 in eng faculty.Someone should prove me wrong with his/her score...

dotcom_na_me_na_me: When I was a kid, Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, Dick was a NAME, and Bang was a SOUND, SCREW was a mechanical tool, CLIMAX simply referred to an end, ROD was iron . . Hmm! Now that I'm grown, I realised my Teacher was lying or...... Hmmm! Did I attend the wrong school Perhaps mixed with the wrong friends??.lolzzz

Hahaha......i was also told that you can call a little cat P*.u*.s*.s.y even in public
I was told that an @ss was an animal you can even ride in public.

@op you really got me there..
Ok lets get real.. You can never open your mouth wide open and blink your eyes 3 times...

Maleeq: Foreword:
This is an attempt to unravel some of the mysteries of our time.
After this, you would have learnt not to believe all you were taught in skool!

Mathematics Vs. Reality

We know that
-6 = -6
So, we can write it as
9 – 15 = 4 – 10

Add 25/4 on both sides
9 – 15 + 25/4 = 4 – 10 + 25/4
Re-arranging the order, we get
9 + 25/4 – 15 = 4 + 25/4 – 10  ----------- (1)
We know
a² – 2ab + b² = (a – b)²[/b]Here
a = 3, b = 5/2 for left handside of equation 1
a = 2, b = 5/2 for right handside of equation 1

It can be expressed as follows:
[b](3 – 5/2)(3 – 5/2) = (2 – 5/2) (2 – 5/2)

Taking positive square root of both sides;
3 – 5/2 = 2 – 5/2
=> 3 = 2

Isn’t it Amazing!

(3-5/2)(3-5/2)=(2-5/2)(2-5/2)
using l.c.m method
(1/2)(1/2) = (-1/2)(-1/2)
1/4 = 1/4 wow!! Wow!! which means 3=2..therefore you can substitute 3 for 2..
Na wa oh!!

tobechi74: WHAT IS JESUS SURNAME
WHAT IS SATAN SURENAME

IF MÖNEY DONT GROW ON TREES? WhY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES

WHEN TWO MEN ARE MARRIED, IS THE UNION CALLED "MAN UNITED"

IF POLICE CATCHES A ONE ARMED CRIMINAL, HOW WOULD HE BE HANDCUFFD?


If A 5 YEAR OLD ACTS IN A FILM RATED "OVER 18,"WOULD HE BE AlLOWD TO WATCH THE FILM?

IF THERE IS SPEED OF LIGHT AND SPEED OF SOUND, WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SMELL?

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?

DO YOU WAKE UP OR OPEN YOUR EYE FIRST?

Nice one!!!
He would be legcuffed