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would definately look into that vid!!!

myviewr: what you on about, i am a programmer in the Uk. Just wanted to know how they work in NIgeria and honestly i am disappointed

the freelance work was just to test how they would go about the work and they would work under pressure

i am currently expanding my company and planning to have a branch in lagos but rather going to ghana instead now thanks btw

i don't live in nigeria i am only on this forum to see what kind of individuals NIgerians are i guess the rumours are true

WTF!!!! Who da hell gives a f*ck about your damn bleeped up stupid company?? Huh!!!
And so you think if you really want to know the kind of people Nigerians are,is by visiting this forum or hearing a few selected comments and then generalize??
Why did you choose lagos over ghana[your country]?? So you want me to believe you didn't know about Nigerians before deciding to invest in lagos rather than your homeland[ghana]?? LAIR!!
Then i guess rumors are true.. Ghanians are full of hate towards Nigerians due to jealousy,and they secretly admire us... The funny thing is that we dont even know they exist.. Lmao!!

Okk... Let me list from the minimum specs i want...
core i5/i7
fast processor
4gb ram/6gb/8gb
500HDD-1TB HDD
Good battery life
Good graphic card
Screen size: 14-15 inch upwards

is that the only product you have!!!

I need a laptop,and i have been hearing too many bad stuffs about hp regarding their durability,so i will go for dell.
Which dell products are currently for sale and name the price and specs!! Thanks.
Note: just exclude anyone above the range of 100k.....

donlyone: @Op, nice article, but I don't know about BLUSHING, maybe white people, and please don't go all sciency on me, black people don't blush even when they are light in complession. Oh, before I forget 'bleashed skin' is not the same thing as light complession, and albinos, forgive me for not mentioning you guys.

Kissing an instict, please. if not for TV and foreign culture we won't even know about it. Hugging may be an instinct not kissing. Please sharpen mind or be led astray by crazy people on the internet

huh!!!

'''shaking my head'''

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!BURSTED

Show those of us with 8mb true love by explaining the video in writing...

bj baba: I have dis pretty girl who is very beautiful and proud, wen she offends me she will neva apologise.lately wen i call her to come and show me some some love na posting all the way,and am sick and tired of her behaviour. pls help and i dey pay my maga money steadily

WTF!!! Nobody can help cos you are simply deceiving yourself.The earier you wake up the better!!

Haha!! Guys,pls tell him the value nah.I don't know,so i can't tell him...

Too heartless to be true!!!!

After trying to toast the babe for hours,all to no avail.The frustrated guy shouted in pidgin and i quote word for word "see your wowor black iron face,no wonder oyinbo say humans first be monkey"..
Everybody inside bus that day were laughing out their sorrows including the elderly woman that was initially preaching.. The funny thing is that the girl was not ugly,but she felt very bad,cos the guy completely washed off her confidence without leaving a trace...

No..
Are you a virgin

The huma brain!!!!

Wow!! Very creative... Frontpage

Well, i believe in destiny... But i don't use it as an excuse to be lazy,or just sit down doing nothing and singing "it is my destiny"..........
I also believe most crucial actoins,decisions we take in life affects our destiny..eg.. A stubborn child who refused to listen his parents advice on rough driving ended up in a ghastly motor accident and died. You see he fulfilled his destiny by being stubborn...
ok, lets assume he listened,that single action would have changed his end point not his destiny....I believe destiny cannot be changed,cos GOD knows that he will listen..
IN SHORT... Those people who think that they changed their destiny,or that it can be changed,are wrong... DESTINY cannot be changed that's why it's called destiny.. GOD knows evrything...he also knows the actions you and i will make,be it "good or bad",that's why we have freewill,to choose our destiny and final destination..
Note: You are solely responsible for your destiny..GOD knows your destiny,cos he knows how you'll use your freewill before you were born....

I've come to realize that most people don't have white eyes,it's either yellow,red or inbetween... Personally,mine ain't that white.... I really love white eyes when i see one,no matter what the person looks like...
Why do you think some people have white eyes,and some don't?...some say it's due to unhealthy lifestyle...

Rhemado: yes d ans is SMILE

You gave a wrong question and expected a right answer..lol

Dalu uzor: IQ TEST!! a man worked 4 a high-security firm
n 1day he went in to work only to find dat he
couldn't log in to his computer terminal.his
password wouldn't work. Then he
remembered dat d password are reset every
month 4 security purposes. So he went to his
boss n dey had dis conversation: man- "hey
boss my password is out of date" Boss-"yes
dat's right d password is different but if u
listen very carefully u should b able to figure
out d new one:it has d same amount of
letters as ur old password,but only 4 of d
letters are d same" Man-"thanks boss" with
dat he went n correctly logged into his
station. Now,what was d new password n d
old password?

Old password= out of date
New password= different
Both password have nine letters,and like you siad only four letters are thesame:DTEF...
Hope i tried...

Rhemado: This is a smart test, try 2 solve it. R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E drop ur answer if u r a genius It's only 1 word ans, solve n reply

Answer= F

Mods .. Take this to the front page..

Hmmmmnn interesting question... Well if you are looking for genuine answer,visit www.Blindarena.com.ng..
Or you can still wait for the blind nairalanders to comment...

rare

@op nice piece.....

In Naija?...hmmmn

booqee: A guy and a girl were taking a walk on a 1st date.
The girl saw a pair of shoes she liked nd said; "I forgot my purse at home, please give me N2,500 to buy this shoes"
The guy replied; "take this N50, use it to take a bike, go home nd bring your purse.

Is the guy wise or stingy??


To me, I think d guy is absolutely stingy! Mtchewww......

Muhehehehee!!!!! So that's your defination of stingy abi? Afterall the N50 was a free gift...

Mods!!!!! Take this to the front page.. This might be this guy's last chance of posting online......
If wizkid's new haircut made the frontpage,why shouldn't this?

I wish you well....fabrice
Funny enough,nobody said something like "The witches in his vallage are responsible".. Something is wrong somewhere.. Oh!! oh!! he is not Nigerian sef... If it were to be a Nigerian player,witch must be involved abi?..... So in essence,it is healthy to say that Nigeria is the hub of witches in africa...