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sandy jo: One of the main reasons
american women avoid nigerian men is their lack of good hygiene.Many nigerian men have offensive body odor about their person.Many of them refuse having a shower and they hardly wash their underwears with the result that many of them stink like dead rats.I can understand that back in africa you people dont have running water but then why is it when you come to this country you still refuse in having a shower? And yet you all scream racism when an american woman refuse in dating you.No american woman wants an african who stanks as a boyfriend.

Look at this "strange animal"..
I can see that all the topics you created,is concerning Nigerian men.I can see that you are too obsessed with Nigerian men.
So my question,is "why attack Nigerian men cos you were rejected times without number?".
Don't blame us,blame yourself.
One of the main reasons Nigerian men avoid you at all costs, is that you look like the product of a "human to monkey intercourse".

Agree,and this BOLD5 is yours.

Kai just watch out for whiskers below your cheek...
The only advantage is that you will hardly die..cat life strong die...

bennyraz: every ladies like it but would some men accept to do it?

well,i think every romatic guy out there would love to do it.. But i know some will not.

Op!
You should'nt have told her.. You should have just threatened the old dog..
Anyway the did has been done.

Op yes!!!
It is very romantic....
It sweets them like sugarcane.......
In short,some like it more than massage....
It can even get some crazy girls Hot....
90% of girls feel sleepy when their guy plays with their hair.....
Note: only girls with natural hair will enjoy the above... If you wear "weave-on," the wig will block the current from reaching your scalp.....
Note: guys with strong hands should not try this cos you might pull-off your girls hair from the roots....

Yomieluv: This might look like a scene from Nollywood film,but its actually happenin to me now..there is this girl of mine that we are into active relationship,havin unprotected sex.,and later she got pregnant for me,and all attempt to get rid of it proved impossible,as in we tried removing it thrice,and it kind of still there(i mean the pregnancy).we've used all method,drugs,injection,and even D&C,it didnt all worked.and the pregnancy is now visible to everyone,even the parents are now aware,and all fingers are pointin to me as the owner..last week,she called me,and told me that i'm not responsible for it,that she was raped at O.A.U. By a student when she went for postume,i was surprised that she kept such from me till this moment,considerin my effort on terminanting it,and all i've spent..naturally,my attitude changed toward her,and now she goes about telling people that i pregnanted her,and ran away..pls note that she didnt mention my name to her parents that i'm responsible earlier,but she's threating to do so now.i'm confused on what to do..advice please..no insults.

if the bolded is true,then i think it is not" fair" for you guys to be telling the op to accept that he's the father of a child which he and the girl knows he's not responsible for... Although i am not discrediting the fact that the op is an "expensive i*d*i*o*t" for having unprotected sex with the girl...

Ques: COULD THIS BE LOVE?
Ans; No and never
i would have loved to call it lust,but that old oyinbo woman,is nothing to lust for.....
Btw maybe that 27 years is just a silly joke.....

**blowing whistle continuously*

Adaeze003: I agree! How can she finish one loaf of bread in less than 30mins??

Shoor!! If i am correct, one slice of bread= one loaf of bread...
So you are asking "how she managed to finish one loaf of bread in less than 30mins?"
you must be very sluggish....

With the way marriages are crashing nowadays,i think everybody should stick to what works for him or her...
Na by force to marry,just because say make people call you married man....when the love is not there..
I think most of us are the cause of our wahala

Op!
Like the poster above me said,it should be moved to health section..
Cos there is no romantic cure to your plea, except my advise...

olapo: i am fed up with my husband snoring every night...i am pregnant, we are on vacation, we stay in same room so there is no moving out to the guest room. the issue is, given my condition, i need my beauty sleep, at this stage every noise wakes me up, now my husband snores is really getting to me, although he snores before i got pregnant, but once i sleep before him i wouldn't notice...the worst thing nowadays is this...HE CHEWS HIS MOUTH LIKE A GOAT CHEWING CORDS...HUH...SO DISGUSTING, I DON'T KNOW IF I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO EXPERIENCES THIS...I JUST NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, ITS SO UNSEXXY.. HE IS SLIM,HE DOESNT DRINK MORE THAT A BOTTLE OF HEINEKEN AT A SITTING, I SHAKE HIM UP TO SLEEP NICELY AND HE CONTINUES AFTER 3-5 SECONDS, ANYONE WITH A SOLUTION SHOULD PLEASE TELL US HERE....HE TELLS ME I SLEEP QUITE NICELY THAT I DO NOT SNORE.

haha.. Maybe he has not finished chewing the mango leaves and elephant grass he ate in the afternoon...
Ok dont worry i have three different perfectly working cures for snoring....
1. Whenever he snores,just look for a very strong belt made with really hard skin,put it round his stomach and tie with all your strenght...trust me,the last thing on his mind will be snoring..his priority at that time will be just to breathe....
2. Whenever he is snoring,just position your a*ss towards his face and fart..then pretend as if you are sleeping..trust me,his aim at that time will be just to get fresh air..(note; you must eat left over beans one day b4 the mission)...
3.whenever he snores,just put about 5-6 table spoons of salt into his mouth...it works like magic cos it cures snoring from the roots.....
See you later,and waiting for your feedback..

uprightego: LAST 2MONTHS OR SO SOMEONE CALLED HER AND THE NAME SHE STORED THE NAME AS WAS HONEY-PIE, THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE NICK-NAME SHE CALLS ME, WHEN I ASK HER SHE SAID IT WAS A DAY THING THAT SHE HAD DELETED THE NUMBER, SHE CLAIMED THE FAULT WAS FROM HER BB, IS THAT POSSIBLE AFTER DELETING A CONTACT ON BB. I'VE USED SEVERAL BB AND HAVEN'T ENCOUNTER SUCH ERROR..

haba the handwriting is already on the wall in capital letters

thehunted: when the guy is tired of the punnanie and wants to flee from her,she would say that men are bad and shit like that.

i tire oh.....

Kai na wa oh! All this insults just for innocent naija people wey no even send anybody....
Naija is not that bad!!!
Long live NIGERIA

walcolm: i will extend the post above to "did the women tell you they are looking for Love?"

haven't you heard it said that women like to be fuck3d? just fuck3d not loved

Well,i think majority of them like to be fuck3d....
Few like to be loved(u might not understand).......
Some like to be fuck3d and loved......
Some mistake f*uck for love........
conclusion: Many of them love to be f*ucked, even when they know there is no love.... It happens everywhere not only in naija

Very interesting and true!!!!
As a guy,i can confirm number 2!!!!!
Overall: op! Thanks for letting them the females know the real gist.....
I believe as far as you are a girl,you must,i mean "you must" have something to learn from this thread..

You wan give your babe sack letter cos of only "pinch".Although it can be very annoying.....
If you want her to stop,start using any little opportuinity you get to pinch her three times harder, until she complains ...then if she does,let her know what youv'e been enduring...
If this strategy no work,go pluck better "water cain"...anytime she pinches you,whip her better one for neck and smile while saying " bosom for tat"....