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Party rice dey make sense at times!!!!

mxxpunkxx: It was fun . . .

13 dayz

. . not kidding

woooow!! Was it a water fast or dry fast
And how do you look compared to before.Inshort just list the changes you experienced.

News reaching us confirmed that Uniben has been renamed to OSHIO BABA UNIVERSITY..
Which school is next?

bayulll01: delusional idiotic looser fan,why not pray for ur dejected team to have the succes chelsea has this season

You are just a naughty fellow, spewing rubbish all in the name of supporting the blues.If you cannot pass a message in a more matured way,just find a waste-bin and dump your brain or try to understand a comment before replying.
And what if i told you i supported the blues during the final?
Now go and look in the mirror and tell me who you see.... AN I.D.I.O.T!!!

Hehehehe! E don happen..When the season starts,it will be obvious that he was winning with luck,and not experience.
If na me be the guy,i no go collect.I go first cool down before taking any coaching job and gather experience...

This pharmaceutical companies ehn...GOd dey sha.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahah..Then what part will remain?

Enitsua: I can't believe no one even commented on my story, maybe i'l just stop here & never complete it

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!! Laff wan kill me oh..
Btw op nice story,pls continue.pllssssss

I could'nt help,but imagine how the ladies with xtra-large holes were rushing into this thread,only to find a shocker!!

Just stop using soap to wash your face!!
You see,when your face gets oily,and you wash with soap,your body will try to replace the oil you washed off.When you wash off again,it replaces the lost oil.
So just get a soft towel,dip it in warm water(not too hot oh! And not lukewarm water,use water hotter than lukewarm).
Squeeze the towel,place it on your face for like 40seconds.Repeat as many times as you like,when you feel ur face is wet enough,use the towel to wipe your face gently(stop when you feel your face is clean).
Notice to see if your face gets oily(am sure it wont). Dont even think that your face cannot do without soap.Trust me,oily skin does better without soap,and you will feel clean without even irritating your face.

Yes,Guys who sell RED OIL.

1.The boobs first,not too big and not too small.
4.EYES (mehn i just love white eyes)
3.LIPS
2.Lastly,the waist

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]What is this nonsense?[/color]

I wasn't talking to you,so face front.

mtcheww!! This one na small problem for where kslib dey.
Anytime you wan nyash her,Just play the video of chealsea vs barca,wey iniesta score for dying minute.
Note:you must make sure you nyash the hell out of her before the video finishes.
It must work,because it's just like you are taking her back to time.

eeewww!! My nyash don dey leak,my belle dey sing music.. This tension no be here oh..
My madrid,pls be lucky for me...

see kaka dey Bleep up...he no wan use im body play ball.

kai! Nepa wetin i do una naw? Which kain tin be dis

born2fuck: this is english too, original nigeria english.



Oga lefulefu: E bi like say I don fall into mugu category, I bi original mugu because me don pay babe school fees before and even buy babe phones, and I bi dey pay to Bleep toto too,sey dat one na mugu too?

I bin wan call am "TRADE BY BARTER",but since you say you dey pay,i decide to call am "PARASITIC RELATIONSHIP"

5hamkhan: english please...

shoor!!! Wich english pass pidgin again?
Naija people dey very smart oh.we go speak international english,speak pidgin,come speak language join am without problem.
Guy i recommend you read this book "PIDGIN MADE EASY BY KSLIB" AND YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN..

Guy why you come put your picture above naw?
This na education section.If you wan display your pics,go romance section naw.

What are they up to ?

Hi all, i know the dream of every stuudent,is to be intelligent academically. I believe every body's brain is well equipped to give them their desired feat academically.But due to some factors like laziness,distraction,poor educational foundation and many other factors.Many have become poor academically,some very poor and some average.
I will like to hear from people who were once poor,very poor,or average academically to share their stories,and tips on how they improved to something better.You can also tell us what motivated you.
I will also like to hear some tips from intelligent peeps on how to develop that reading or studying habit.It's not right for someone to be poor academically,when we have a brain that can make the difference,if only given the chance.
I BELIEVE WITH THE RIGHT MOTIVATION,ENCOURAGEMENT AND VITAL INFORMATION,EVERY STUDENT WILL BE ABLE TO HARNESS THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THIS WONDERFUL GIFT WHICH HAS BEEN GIVEN TO MANKIND CALLED "THE HUMAN BRAIN".
Who knows? Your input might really help someone out there,or even change a life..

Energieman: I'm really impressed with the helping hands my unibenites are rendering. How's your exam preparation, both staylites and post utmites?
1} I'll only tell you guyz to settle down your mind as no one knows the chance of anyone's admission.
2} Post utme form is not SUPPOSED to be out now 'cos we're still in 1st semester which should end by May but that should not be a reason to fail.
3} 300 with poor post utme result goes no where.
4} Uniben gives no bonus mark in post utme question!
5}Past question is okay to study for preparation and familiarisation of questions. But dont expect an exact but questions can be interchanged. I cant believe someone called me asking for 2012 question. That's horrible.
===>With D7 in physics, uniben can still give you admission to somewhere like AEB.
6} dont give up by changing course, you can still make it big in your post utme. The post utme examination is sincerely not hard as thought, it just need preparation. Its 80 questions with just 40 english and 40 general papers... Work and pray as it is more of grace not hardwork!
I still help sending past post utme question to candidate in different location but which i'll stop soon to settle down.
Remember, WORK AND PRAY
Have a fun filled weekend.
080-679-477-66
energieman86@gmail.com
i'm energieman

ok..i believe the ratio of one's jamb score to pume score is 50:50..
Which means your jamb sore/8 makes up 50%,your pume score/2 makes the other 50%.. But 80/2 gives 40,so where did the remaining ten marks vanish to?
Except maybe all questions do not carry equal marks

NEW BIN: assuming your partner is very sick and all orthodox medicine has failed n so you take him or her to a traditional priest who says the only thing that can save your partner is for you to eat three slices of your partner's shittz.lol
can you do this to save your love?

Since when did shiittz now become slice of bread?
And my question is "what after eating the legion of shittz,your patner now refuses to kiss you?"

omg!!!gooooooooooallllllllllll for chealsea



mikel essien scores...
I dey watch d replay of chealsea barca played years back.lol

mayorkings: but that 1/2 mark(s) has made many lose their chances of admission years back. so to me, every ONE MARK COUNTS.......

yea,i understand your point......
But what i am saying is that as far as your jamb score qualifies you for the post ume,it means that you can still boost your chance of being admitted by studying hard for pume.because most people were assisted during jamb,so if you study hard you will definately pass these "group of people",who may now be passing you with like 2 to 4 marks....
Hope you understand my point now?

well, i think the key here,is to study hard for the post ume and pray.come to think of it,the diff between someone who scored 220 and 240 is just 2marks approximately,after dividing by 8.
So if you study hard,you will definately be on the same level when admission starts.Or you might just knock-off someone who has a high jamb score,and stand a better chance of being admitted.

Docjay487: I really don't get this, question says ''on an island, there are only two kinds of people: those who are alwayshonest and those who alwayslie. Three of the inhabitants are talking; Andrea says: 'Barbara is honest', Barbara says 'Andrea and Ciro are both honest' and Ciro says 'Andrea is a liar'. We know that:
A. All three are honest
B. Andrea and Barbara are honest
C. Andrea is honest, Ciro and Barbara are liars
D. Andrea and Barbara are liars, Ciro is honest
E. All three are liars''
from NIMO2007 Q19

let me try...
B.Andrea and barbara are honest..

Drlove1989: I have written some articles on the best ways to win a woman's heart in my blog and believe me, she will love you till the point that you will be seeking for help on reducing her love for you. Women are so easy to get any time any day. Just be NICE TO HER. These are five simple ways to win a lady's heart:
cook for her; most ladies love to cook but they love it more when a guy cooks for them.
Sheld tears for her; a woman is very emotional and if you can drop out a tip of tears, she will be dying for you. Try it out.
Kneel down when you beg her; if you can lower your pride and kneel down whenever you are begging, she will be yours, especially in public places and she will run to her nearest friend to gist her, 'can you imagine, he knelt for me at the resturrant'
Just tell her she is beautiful always: Even though she is not just tell her she is. Ladies will always go to guys that knows how to make them feel beautiful.
Lie to her; ladies love lies. They hate truth. Tell her you were hospitalized bcus of her, you almost lost your life becuase of her, that you couldn't eat when she was sick, (may be you never did all these or you did, it doesn't matter, she will be yours for life if you can follow these simple steps)

hahahahaha!!!!!! Very funny....
I give you 2/5!!!
Btw,u try sha..... But who gave you the right to bear 'Dr love ... My friend i hereby name you 'Dr lust

So my question now is "did those girls agree to be taken picture of?"...Cos they seem quite comfortable..
Btw,that might even be 'salt'.

Well, to say the truth,i would be very very tempted to read.but i would not like mine to be read by another fellow,so i will just give it back......
Btw,even if i decide to read it,i would never invite my friends to join me..never ever