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izenco2005: ------------ nigeria CID was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair".

Hahaha

Go jump of third mainland bridge and make sure you dont survive!! The good news is that your ghost can always sneak up on her when she's taking her bath!!

Adex097: o boy u no know maths? How can d approxmatn of 57.375 be 58 .hmmm

Hahaha!!! Maybe the law has been changed.people are now to approximate any value less than 5..

Mearitakitu!!
Wahala dey.

Hahaha
Btw! She called him "tiger",maybe he has black spots all over his body,and probably tribal marks on both cheeks which symbolizes "whiskers".

E don tey wey nyash dey back!!!!!

jazinogold: Its not
compulsory dat you
scored over 50 that U̶̲̥̅̊
must b admitted.the
first merit list of just
3200 students will be
out hopefully b4 friday.
Candidate within 44 -
49.in various
departments, expecially faculty of engineering and physical sciences should
endeavour to get result
slip printed
out. Frm a reliable source at the main auditorium. Lets kip our fingers crossed and hope for the best! Anything can happen!

I just pray it happens so by GOD'S grace,cos it will help many people. Cos i noticed that many people did not score that high especially in engineering.

What does the op and donkeys have in common?
Ans: both are animals,one uses gadgets and has the opportuinity to interact with humans.

Youngartist: thankz boss........ I thank God

You are welcome!

Mind you he asked for his chances of gaining admission.
I repeat his chances of gettng admission is very high,except if you are talking about his choosen course.And take note: if his course is competative,he will be given another course to study,but if the reverse is the case,his admission is sure..

Vic-jay:
i got 49 as sreening score but 53 as aggregate. any chances of admission. is it the screening result or aggregate they use. pls reply

Your screening score is what you scored in your post ume exam.
Your aggregate is your jamb score/8 and your post ume/2..
Since your aggregate is up to 50%,your chance of getting admission is very very high.

JEDDY65: Pls help me check dis username:putme2012_267009...password:RTXmSqAp

Mary Ogwochukwu
Screening score: 22%
Agg score: 38%

Youngartist: Abeg, help me check dis ....
Putme2012_753165
paswd- FKJeN2Z1.. Thankz

Ajibola
Screening score: 52%
Agg score: 56%

JEDDY65: Pls help me to check dis uniben results...username:putme2012_267009..password:RTXmSqAP N username:Putme2012_823209..password:cAGYHbuj

The password is not correct for the first person..
For the second person.. Assumpta Nneamaka
Screening score: 39%
Agg score: 47%

Miken01: Pls guys i tried checkin my pume results wit d credentials on my phone bt is nt opening. pls what ar d procedure in checkin it...

just your username and password you used during regisatration...or you can drop it here let me checck it for you.

kolado: Plz sm1 shud check dz result 4 me...vewi urgent!username:putme2012_643546.password:vzDhndNf.plz mak una help me check am.

Stella...your screening score is 45%
Your agg score is 51%
Your jamb score is 232 or so..
You have a very good chance of being admitted..Just pray shikena!!!!

Soul sef dey get picture naw!!

boron10: Yeah, you are, and that is why you're not proud to upload ur supposed fine pix. *Laughs Hilariously*

hahaha!!

I wasn't dat drunk "i think boquee won the most handsome man in Nigeria"

After thinking twice,ths is the best i could come up with.
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THE JOKE IS DRIER THAN PLANTAIN CHIPS..

kandiikane: No, not of me, of my new[b] blokos[/b]. Since you don't believe me.

Are you in any way related to stelle_bella? If yes,then no wonder...I see the love of blokos runs in ya viens...

Mr..Cork:
her name is MsDarkskin

Hehe

A man won the most beautiful girl in Nigeria.

bin gbagbo: PAPER: POLITICAL SCIENCE
TIME:12HOURS

ANSWER ALL QUESTION

If GoOdluck jonathan is the HEAD OF STATE of NIgeria, who is;

1. The buttockx of state of nigeria?

2. The anus of state of nigeria?

3. The koboko of state of nigeria?

4. The klit of state of nigeria?

5. The pusss.y of state of nigeria?

6. The leg of state of nigeria?


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SECTION B

1[b] Draw your mother and label her parts[/b].

2.who saved obodo?

I'll rather draw your mama and label her parts..
1.ELBOW(dont be shocked, cos her elbow is where her head is supposed to be)
2.WAIST(yes, found directly after her elbow)
3.NECK BEFORE HEAD........

It depends on what you guys talk about!!!

I vote for that girl wey resemble monkey wey squeeze face dey lick lime.she knows herself.

A boy found a bag of money and called one FM station saying; "Hello,i found a lost bag of money with N20,000,000 an ID an a mastercard belonging to one Mr Kingsley Etekamba,plot 4 park veiw estate.
.Presenter; you are such a good boy,and a rare gem in our society,i believe you want to return the bag?
.Boy; Nooo i dey craze? For what naaaa? I just wan dedicate this song to the man ""pls play me,My helper oh.My helper

Hi guys,pls i dont know what's wrong with those yahoomail people.For a very long time now i have been trying to login into my email account,but it keeps showing me an annoying message that i should try logging in via desktop bla bla bla............
I believe there are/is people/someone who access their email address(yahoomail) via phone......pls tell how you guys do it,cos am tired.....