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ochon:
LOL!! I hate when someone ignorant about a stuff try to bring their BS across my path, imma treat it ASAP.

*goes back to being a silent reader hoping two fighters can entertain again. All na updates *

You go wait fight tire this night..

Ekwensu

Warning; if youre using a java phone,1992 desktop or I pass my neighbour laptop, do not, i repeat, do not read ochons reply to wolf cos the epistle will crash your device,no kidding!

Ostrich, biko, na your hand we dey!

The ban Briare just dished out is called Serve yourself.

That kain ban wey make even himself feel guilty..

##blowing whistle

ShortPistolZA:
Google strange things people have sexx with. I tried finding the other site's name but I just can't remember. My coworker is the one that showed it to me. Wackos.

I sure will.

ShortPistolZA:
How does one fuark a beehive? And I mean a real beehive with real bees swarming. SMH. The world is coming to an end.

Bee hive? .I think its time I broaden my Google search and make my typed in requests more like unspeakable, cos it seems iam missing alot.

CaptainJason:
Maggi 1

Almost

ShortPistolZA:
Stranger things have turned men on, like the guys who decide to fuark things like bicycles etc. There's even a website broadcasting such oddball acts, but I can't remember the name at the moment.

Huh? Bicycles? . Where does one even start bleeping a bicycle from---- the seat, the spoke or the wheel? Thats some crazy shiit .

dhammyg:
MAGGI 2

prettymwiks:
Ksslib thats too eaasy.. Mr potbelly 265 ofcourse. where u been though

Actually, that was a trick question. You both are correct. Thats a hybrid with Mr265'shead and Maggi2's face.

mwkis, something came up i had to attend to. ..***attempts to wink***

This is a pic of one particular housemate which was taken, some 15years ago.

Guess, who?

safarigirl:
I don't understand

Biggy send brief meet sipee wey yarn say, if the guys for house give lap dance to the females too, when the track for butty butty Lap dance begin play as usual, he go surprise them with something.

Forwetinnah:
I say guys dey run eeh when the music comes on...they're traumatised

Yea. I found it very hilarious too. You know there's a problem when guys run from the opportunity of having a lap dance.

Butterfly is to select one housemate and give a lap dance, to round off her punishment (more like their punishment) in grand style, but there's a twist to it. If male housemates decide to choose one female and lap dance for too, while Lady butterfly is doing hers, biggy promises a special reward.

The brief sipee read kept referring to her as Lady butterfly. I never knew she was a lady, and here I was thinking she was one of those badass skynet computer programs.. More like ## Project butterfly##

Below, is JJ rocking Samantha's alter ego with all the vengeance he can muster, for having to put him through all what hes been through, in the pursuit of Love. I find the expression on his face, , particularly interesting. ..

JJ na so so direct you sabi.

He don direct more than 50 successful Love stroies for that house, but still, Samantha no gree love am.

Its a tough world out there!

This Butterfly sef.. smh

As if her robot like movement is not enough, she had to knack grandma panties on her already stiff waist. Atimes, I wonder who biggy is punishing, butterfly or the victims shes supposed to lap dance for?

Any man who gets a b.oner from that shiii can w@nk to a skeletons image. ###fact##


Sipee be looking more confident and vibrant since she won Hoh. Good for her.

And Mr26trapezium head, your days are numbered. Yea, Literally speaking!

cutemii:
Me luv

Where art thou...

Missed u...

this rove na bruce lee
I was caught between the devil and deep blue sea.

njokusboy:
Rib cracking one liners

No mind me. I been just dey feign

njokusboy:
Bwahaha, where did dis dude become dis funny... E remain small, u go catch ksslib

For?

Lagunna:
kiddablingzz and naijaboiy

Ok.

Lagunna:
I no fine like you joo

Yimu.


So who you dey campaign for this time around?

Lagunna:
Yes na, I don see you before.
With that your afro hair

You be fine boy, contest joor

Taaa. Iffa hear.. See fire.
Lag, biko no whine me this early mor mor..

Better contest, so I go organize army for you. Walai talai, we go win am.

Lagunna:
Let's go dia joo
U dey fear

Fear . For why na?

You don see me before? I just fear for NL cos I no wan cause another data loss.

Lagunna:
I nominate Ksslib

Lol. Make me sef follow you laff.

Limerick:
we post tomorrow bro

What da hell? And you had me stressing my self all this while just not to pull a no show. Why didn't you inform me since?

I had to start all over cos mik changed my challenger, now you are dictating when to post before informing me?

Thank God say all of una see am. Infact iam not posting my lines again. Good night!

Limerick iam done.. you can now post.

007Bruce:
so it's just a rumour. i knew my cousins were joking


mikuz chose the hottest vets as at now, & you know i'm cold as pluto.
Who are you battling?
you should verify your opponent

Na Lime.

Limerick, person wey no dey online dey ignore mentions? I just came in online now.. I don finish my verse.. I ll just add italics and post in about 30mins time. No time to fine tune..

007Bruce:
i heard a rumour you were in pluto, recieving lectures from my uncles on how to craft magical bars. potent enough to wake nostradamus. Is that true?

Lol. Iffa hear.. Honestly, if you fit see the many things wey dey run inside my head right now, you go call me madman. I just wanna get this done and over with.

Why you no sign up for the tourney?

Something I never expected came up and i had to attend to it. The past couple of days have been hell but I still thank Jah.

I didnt even have quality refreshing time to myself, not to even mention scripting bars. I just knew I was battling dark today, and I did have some ideas I was going to pen down for him this evening, that flashed my brain from the little time I got to think BUT I just came online now, only to see Lime as my opponent. Haba, and I thought mik was joking about the threat he made. Thats very very harsh and uncalled for, to say the very least.

The thread between I and lime has been created already and yall know what that means----- Ill have to shift my plane of thoughts and now focus on lime. I ll be home by 6..; 30 plus iam already mentally exhausted, so I dont think I can beat the 10pm deadline but if I do, I ll let know. ***sigh** Even 12 wack bars no be joke.

And darkrebel should be put back in that tourney, even if its not against me Cuz how he was removed is some Mugabe shiit that should be frowned upon. Da fuq!

007Bruce:
where is ksslib?

Anything for me?

gottoboy:
Penning Barz

If only you knew

Dannyxy:
yeehh, you wan try us, you don forget say we get mourinho "master of tactics", we get frabrepass "ASSISTant", we get Diego "goalstar"...


we go massacre Madrid that day, come lick them like milk. we are going durtmond on you guys

Hehe.. Really? **laughs***

Issorait, we shall see.

safarigirl:
na mods I dey find. I can't do much because we never get light since Tuesday wey rain spoil our line, na only 3-4 hrs gen that barely helps. If someone else mods, it would be moving better

Thats bad. Kpele.

I thought some peeps on this thread already volunteered?

Dannyxy:
nothing dey happen, we are going unbeaten. Madrid fans for my area dey pray say, make we jam for champions league, I tell dem say nothing dey happen, no shaking, Ronaldo go hear am that day.

We go just use una clean nyasssh. Just pray that day never comes else una go regret am. We are ruthless.

Till then.

safarigirl:
waxdude only comes to clear plot for record pages

True. Waxdude na omonile. He and plots of land are inseparable.

Hows the FB page ish going?