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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 6:49pm On Nov 13, 2014
Akshow:
what can I say.....karma is a biatch. Didn't she started beefing tayo when he won the cups? make she feel the heat small before she carry her mop head go house on sunday
Na turn by turn.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 6:48pm On Nov 13, 2014
safarigirl:
she should hush . Same way she changed when Tayo won starmetre cuz she was the least person he expected to change towards him. Make she just go pack the yeye cup because na house get her on Sunday
Well, you know what they say about Karma.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 6:20pm On Nov 13, 2014
Apparently, samantha feels housemates, most esp Mama B, has changed attitude towards her since she won the cup, and that she(Mama B) was the least person she expected it from.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 6:02pm On Nov 13, 2014
Librate:
Thanks
Voting will start by 10am - 5pm tomoro preliminary shaa
Sori for mispelling Ur name....


Ochon say sumtin
Ok. No qualms. I go troway vote for you.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2014
Mr265 steps on the weight scale in the diary room, and it shows---- 'calculating, this might take some time' .
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 5:30pm On Nov 13, 2014
The real biggie can choose not to come back for all i care.

I prefer the present one. Making sense.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 5:25pm On Nov 13, 2014
Librate:
Am contesting for Mr nairaland I need campaign manager n voters ooooo

TeamOBATAYO

Oga briaroes no vex
Fork addict
Spade/audio rage
Safari girl
Abgift
Njokusboy
Ochon
Briandamage
Mr/Mrs decanta
Labelldame
Kslib oga am counting on u
If I no call Ur name abeg no vex
All loyal ajani fans
All bba fans


#tayothefunniest
Nice. smiley . But na ochon suppose be chief your campaign manager since he get experience for that department wella.. All the same, I dey your back. Voting don start?

One more thing, its ksslib not kslib. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2014
ochon:
Lol. Ode. Dey form humble, yimu. undecided
.

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:49pm On Nov 13, 2014
decantain:
As one person in this thread always says ....we are about 0.01 percent of Nigeria..... Many people out there will still do what they want.....most likely on Sunday Naija vote will still fall under idris even with all the campaigns .....best is enjoy the show,vote your fav,campaign for them as much as you can and take whatever you see.....the days of rigging are well behind us.
'We are about 0.01 percent of Nigeria' ----- Ive sang that chorus here too, and still sing it to this day.

The other part of your post is somehow same as what I said, hence the reason Tayo's fans are voting him and campaigning, or rather, strategising on his behalf, but still having it at the back of their mind that---- he may not win.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2014
ochon:
This is deep.
Haba. And i resisted and fought the urge to go as much philosophical as possible. .
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:28pm On Nov 13, 2014
ninnyanny:
"We need macky and jj in the final
we need ella and idris in the final too
we need to kick mam bae out so
she doesnt share votes with Tayo"
we need this and that

Have some of the strategists ever considered
that:
SADC might decide to give either macky or jj
4 country votes outta 5?
And that Ella might run away with 3 ea votes even
if SADC wud have to share their votes equally?
(which i dont see happening)
What if Ghana abandons Naija just like SL did
last season?( Afterall we didnt even vote KC)

Like Ochon said...WA was marginalized.picking just two WA countries wasnt a smart move....so to avoid a heart attack... just vote for whom ever u want and if in the end our boy doesn't win ,we wud all be satisfied he played a good game and we wish him luck.
@bolded, I dont agree with your logic. This game is all about strategy and pulling strings that ll favor(probably) the housemate you want to win. If at the end, it works, everyone goes home happy, but if it doesn't, atleast we tried---- abi no be so life be? We just live in the moment and make plans with no guarantee but HOPE things work out well. Perhaps, thats why safari said---- hold hope!

Its a win win situation. You, or rather we, have nothing to loose if things dont work out well, but have something to loose, COS the thought of ---maybe it could have worked if i tried, is far tormenting than the alleged final heartbreak in the first place. wink

I was pissed when Melvin lost, but I believe i, and a host of others, like ochon, who tirelessly voted him are more at peace knowing at least it didnt work out, compared to say we no even try lai lai. Trust me, I've been there.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2014
Babybearhug:
Just did what?
I apologise for that! It was our light, I was referring to Nepa.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:52pm On Nov 12, 2014
Omg!!!!!! Is anyone watching right now?

They just did it.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:41pm On Nov 12, 2014
ochon:
In my villa in Anambra, the elders greet females by tapping the bum bum of those females that greeted or kisses them. I'm just displaying my villa's customs. angry
Give me the village name.
Rap BattlesRe: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by Ksslib(m): 11:31pm On Nov 12, 2014
Limerick:
I Dnt do much of the 'Keys' thing, Pers are in the Verse

^^ So Lets Go



Damn, I could kill this dude with a f*ckin' phrase

"Aud in ma?" Wha tha f*ck is "K do?" Listen, yu dont Stand a chance.. even your Wordies Lame!!

this beast is taking yo spine in ten seconds, eat yo flesh and leave bones on the plate

Oh yo' lost now? yur mindset's shallow, think its bout time I broaden it

So heres a clip o' wah yu dnt knw;

You are no underdawg, you the surest saint.. and while I'm married to the Game, this nigga fornicates!! ^^

I'm in charge here; after takin' yur spine in 10sec, I culd still have yo' Cord, in eight

Yu kiddin' me ryy? Yu dnt get that line

Said I'm "In charge"; and after takin yur spine, I culd still have yo' "Cordinate"

See? His pursuit for the crown is a Lame chase... his lacks deductive reasonin', as well as a Cray trait

Its a King Tournament; I dowit for the fun, buh if I'm aimin' the crown.. hes the main bait

This Ibo boy fronts, I put his reputation at stake and hav' his name smeared for eight days

wait another eight days, bring him to a dying relative, yu bet he'll still choose to Save face!!! ^_^

Ksslib's gon' be clamped and chewed.. Tough Question is what this Lad might do?

He might prolly come up with a Gang or two.. Even raise glocks, rack gats and shoot

Bo' first things first, deep inside; yu knw yu looked up to the likes of me before yo' wack asss boomed

Now yu against me? I wuld hav' said yu use yo' head; too bad a biish already took that from you!!

Glaring fact as I'm hammerin' him.. 10 on the dot; he a dying breed

Rapour with Kings ws sometin' far away from yur lineage, except for the one yu established here

Papa said; "Dnt Mingle!", BIS hyped yu a little till yu became the bad fruit of your family tree

I could take you out NL, Bo' I'm sure if wishes were horses; yu would have still wished to ride his dick!! ^_^

Funny yea? Bo' note, I'm f*ckin' eager.. to take a life of yo' f*gs when I touch the trigger

Depriving me the win here is an "Akward Logic", yu culdnt beat me to it if yu Called in "Stifler!!!"

I'm the ref in this bout and riggin' attracts a death penalty, it best yu Inform these niggas

my point? guns I wield are zebra crossings, Lord knows; they always stoppin' dickers!!! (The Cars)

Now whats he gon' do? Some Pers, a Nameplay? If he doesnt talk Lime; he'd relate Rick to Loop

Problably talk 'bout my battle with Fhab, how I bit... and throw a diss at the teeth I used

What next? Say I'm Ugly cuz others say so, without even confirming from my b*tch or boo

Bo' fact is; all o' that are 'Storeys for the gods'.. and since hes Jobless, he shuld consider makin' 'Bricks for zeus'!!! ^_^

He doesnt knw me as much as I, him, I knw I've always been the Chap the b*tch hated

buh he aint half the beast I am, this day I'm bringing him doom... hes Ill-fated

Wtf, pairing him with me ws an Insult when I could easily hav' left all his team mates dead

I mean; on a scale of 1-5, if I'm given 10... his wackness is gon be "free as a bird" if Lib rated!!! (Liberated)

Amazin' fact - asked mik 'bout his battle with him, never believed the tale that guy said

So I went to the neighbourhood to confirm, bo' f*ck it.. K's rather dead

put 1n2 togeda, questioned a few neighbours... they like "a day after then...

10 rappers came in to battle, then next we heard from them; 'to play mattered first'

So they had fun tru out the day; next day.. the same Chapter went

buh day 3 had blood written on it, dafuq.. that was when mik chased after them

Shot an arrow, met one at the head, through the backdoor.. Eight rappers fled

slib tried the window, attempt un-lucky,
made a move at the front door.. the monster blocked-him

as he turned to follow the others, mik took him from the back, a GayAnalSex!!! :v

So heres another tip of the Murkin' buisness,
Bust'In tru ya "ear passage" till its purely shifted

bo' yu sure beat the speed of "this entry"; wen' yur "Stomach run" Covered the Longest distance!

You make a move, I trap yu in your "Rib Cage", shiit impossible? Men I'm f*ckin' gifted

and thats jus' me treatin yo f*ck up with "a nurse"; try to run.. I shut down your entire "Body System!!"

Last bars and this hater's dead for good

Ion mind if Rebel says I'm damn uncool

Ksslib does the same? He simply acknowledged I'm like a father to him, to say I'm damn Uncle!!

You best dont vex me.. they say Jesus is saviour, if provoked, that tale is def untrue

Cuz even Jah knows, only a 'miracle' can save yu, the moment I 'Lay my hands on you'!!
Rap BattlesRe: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by Ksslib(m):
Diss at Limereek.


He was caught biting of recent....

Ok. lets go
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Libs a known vet and monster/handling drugs deals like em health consultants/i ll cough hefty bullets thatll augment my gun stats/
..... On this fake thug..if he fails to realize that trying ta 'equate to K' only..... 'symbolizes death at constant'/!!

Hes just another bragging nitwit/lacking sick spits/claiming he devours but hardly means it/
.... so ill batter, then 'kill his time' with slow toture... then proceed to murk the f@g at the 'dying minute/!!

I gon make the dog like coffins/when i fire then relaod with more nines popping/... right i after i have the bros spine dropping/
.... sending deadly blows that make him 'pay on delivery' like Nigerians scared of online shopping/!!

The traitor ll be skinned in auguish/till he forced to flee and vanish/like baracks boys being whipped and banished/
but ill have my ...army go.. at him to have Lime captured and buried before he pleads in spanish/!!

Lib spitting illy dark lines/but you bringing in your wack ryhmes/ so i be hitting till the f@g dies/
...... Coz mustering an 'er.ec.tion for 24hours' is his best bet at giving me a 'hard time'/!!

Limerick: yep na iyana ipaja side. Those conductors no wan gree me hear word. Btw, who is klaus? You mean karculauz
huh!!! You dont know klaus?

I supply this fake hommie slaps/if the lying vampire thinks we buy hes unholy crap/ill expose how the sly evil cold gee gaffed/
.... so yall see his...'True blood'.. when i render the cuts then 'bleed him dry on a polygraph'/!!

ILL stress his stamina till the tout staggers/and if he shouts haba/i ll make sure nothing he says in this bout matter/.... when i hammer teeth till hes mouth scatter/
.... Cos lime is the only madafucka i know of..... who can byte without data/!!

I just killed him.. ya! Lib smoked a fake/but if he bemoans and says/that he did own the day/i make him defy hooks law...stretching his 'joints past elastic limit' then beat him back to shape 'without giving his bones a break'../!!

You lack the courage, you get no liver/Yous a biitch ill show how i mellow divas/My wackest frees ll envelope hes @$$/till he masters to develope hes bars/
...... cos he ll never spit sick even if he 'bleached a mosquito' to come with 'yellow fever'/!!

Iam known to crack skeletal frames like bones fiesta/so if he tries provoke the best star/attempting to dicktate the game like we know iniesta/ill drop IEDs in hes hos mouth, so she blows the jester/
Then prep coffin to 'make him rest'... cos i swear by my bible... Lime go see esther/!!

My skills gon make this wacko fear/na.k.e d him with rhymes till the lads cloth tear/with bars that fly over heads like am spiiting from earths stratosphere/
but i ll descend just about the skyline of a pole... then beat him mercilessly in an 'electric atmosphere/!!

And if wack quack threatens to medically expose my health/..... ill anatomically dispose the vet/when I chemically compose em mets/.......
to set him ablaze while trapped in a 'benzene ring'... till hes soul burns.... cos he just got 'organically proposed' to death/!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:02pm On Nov 12, 2014
mikuz:
The person who checked in first will post last.
Well, since na rule here..

Where Lime?

Quote this when you ready and ill post.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:59pm On Nov 12, 2014
ochon:
Ayam now a mod, if you collect kiss from Cutemii again, I'll ban you. angry
I saw what you did , how you disrespectfully tapped her bum bum angry . I ll wait and see how she reacts to that, before I make my decision.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:54pm On Nov 12, 2014
WORLDPEACE:
your mouth ehnn!
I lie? lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:53pm On Nov 12, 2014
wo1F:
Hahaha...my guy calm down jare grin
Ochon na my guy. Its all love bro. Had quite some good lines for him too

As Dettol would famously ask; I don't tell what's up, who will?! grin

Anyway, upgrading my mobile device just incase cheesy
You got me wrong. I was just concerned about innocent hotshots who might get subjected to the ostrich effect.

Yea. You better do, else you go go computer village tire.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:49pm On Nov 12, 2014
Limerick:
lmao, I checked 1st, yu no geh eyes?
Nope. Na you postpone the bout, so post first. Thats your penance. .
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:47pm On Nov 12, 2014
mikuz:
Then post your verses please. I ll close the thread in 2 hours time.
No. He must post first.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2014
Limerick:
hey dawg, post I'd follow u, no time for chit-chats
Who con get time for chit chats. Abi no be you shift am in the first place?

Post, I follow.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Person fit melt the fat wey dey 265 body take start oil business. .

You just need the right amount of heat.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:26pm On Nov 12, 2014
mikuz:
Oboy tell Bruce to drop free for FFR.

What's the latest with Wrongturn, Ksslib and Limerick?
My verse wey don ready since yesternight..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
Lwkmd. 265 refused taking off his shirt..

##take it off you baby elephant## sad
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2014
Lmao. She said Tayo needs a bra.

I wonder what she ll say about Mr265 that so needs a mammography
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
ochon:
Hold on, you think I'll dignify him with a reply on this matter? You go wait tire. gringrin No time mehn. grin
You dey craze oh. I say make you reply am? sad sad angry

Old soja, you don dey see double this night. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:11pm On Nov 12, 2014
njokusboy:
grin

She be cool chick aside the bweast ofcourse
Yea. Na cos you say you no know why, I been dey suggest grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2014
I cant wait for Tayo's session.

Fight fit burst out inside that room.

Make we see sha.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:00pm On Nov 12, 2014
njokusboy:
I don't know why I love this maambea chick....
I know why.. Maybe the bweast wey you suck for small no do you, so her galnds dey subconsciously attract you to wetin you been miss. Her name no be Mama B for nothing. .

Na suggestion sha. But you fit Google am see.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 9:54pm On Nov 12, 2014
@tremzy07, shout out to you too bro.

##peace out

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