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Guykhena: na wa oSo the winner/votes will be decided on first come first serve basis? Ok lemme go re-read again. I'm probably mixing it up.. |
yeyenatu: Disappointing much?why u dey squeeze face? ![]() how body? |
I dont get this .. The winner will be decided after 3 votes.. As in only 3 votes will count.. or one has to egde the other with 3 votes? Confusing.. |
caseless: Whr jekyllandhyde? Abeg come hep me buy pure water for jbluv shop.Chibok Dog don bite you before? ![]() |
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]After you.The day wey i go bite you dey come.. ![]() |
Hi saibinc, my s3 is the international version. Just got the phone and its not rooted. I want to root and use a custom rom on it .. Then update to 4.4 cos the version i'm on is 4.1.2 OR does installing a custom erases the need to update to 4.4? Now, before rooting i should download clockwordmod and install so i can recover in the event of bricking right? I'm new to android. Always been a symbian user.. |
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Lol. Ode. ![]() ![]() |
Check!! |
benELOHIM7: NOTHING GUM ME: i am broke. e.gDont you just love pidgin? ![]() |
Heywhizzy: C ppl wey they put for tourney dn dey gve up already..I aint even scared of any1..yur A game can match what any of doze hyped niggaz bring to d table..referring to testerfuze,ksslib,geoxpress nd dat nigga kaling imself a wacko...mikuz-dis tourney az jes bin underratedBaba Chillax! I never said i gave up already did i? Besides, Some are just doing it for fun considering they're battling peeps who are very good , but i believe they!ll pen something worth it at the end. Thats what matters.. Chill. |
Testerfuze: Yeah...continue laughin,its worth celebratin or wah do U̶̲̥̅̊ fink?? ![]() |
Testerfuze: If you still dey complain wetin make me and ksslib cum dolwkmd!! ![]() |
Geoxpress: KsslibAnytime of your choice.. |
The way Ance/perez crack jokes with madrid these days. One might mistake them for I go dye nd Gordons.. Chicha whaaaaaaaaat? Good lawd! |
I pray o: used to say something is impossible,lie,e..t..c Guy1: I fit chop stone. Guy: I pray o. 2nd case: Guy: Nepa go soon bring light Guy2: i pray oo |
efec: that jalopy mke brain die-d car is beutiful..cane your lane.. Cool. I go def use this one.. Waffi pidgin no get duplicate.. ![]() |
Blockus: Drex.. Meaning 'shift' or 'get away'.Yeaa, you just reminded me of ----- If i hear? . This is my first time of hearing Wida na? Cool man. My pidgin vocab needs updating.. Nice. |
lomprico: Guy! Broken no get format, anyhow u speak am e go enta. Tishh us english instead otherwise park well!Guy, bone that thing. Pidgin sef get cliche. |
coded01: Wishing You All A Happy, Blessed And Prosperous New Month!Ode. Happy new month too.. ![]() |
juliuswizy: Space booked, i believe this thread will make front page! #seriouslythere was an error. Here::: https://www.nairaland.com/1882242/phrases-pidgin#1882242.1 |
Some of you Ajebutters might have heard people saying some of this stuff but had no idea what they meant... Well here are few i can think of... 1..You don see me finish: This is often used when someone you're much older than doesnt accord you proper respect.. Typical scenario: Person; Hmmmmn! Who mess this kain thing na? Small boy:: Na Brother luke Br Luke::: I no blame you. You don see me finish 2..I dey H:: I dey H is a coded way we use to express hunger. The H there stands for Hunger and its pretty popular and very much used by quite a hadful. E.g:: guy,you never cook cos me dey H badly o. 3..E go be na: This might sound strange hearing it for the first time cos its just a phrase that doesnt make sense.. But its a way saying later, till we meet again..e..t..c Guy1:-Ok ma dey reach house. Guy2:- Ok my guy.. E go be na. 4..Park well: Not only the security man can tell you to park well. Even those without cars in Naija do park well. Park well is used to dare someone.. Guy 1:- see, i go leave this bottle for your head oo Guy2: bone that thing.. Guy i say park well. 5..Bone that thing: Yea! Bone right?. But it has nothing to do with the skeletal system. Bone that thing can be used as another form of park well in some cases, but its mostly used as just forget it.. Guy1: If i see rukewe, i swear me go land ha slap Guy2: You big pass that one na. just bone the babe. 2nd case: Man; young man i'l deal with you. You know who i am? Boy: Oga dis one na just grammar. Bone that thing 6. I wan crash: Nope! It has nothing to do with plane crash so keep calm. I wan crash is the pidgin version of i'm feeling sleepy or off to bed. Guy: you fit help me type this document? Guy2: tomorrow abeg. Cos i wan crash so 7..I dey high table: Owanbe party freaks and those of you who love eating burial rice can easily identify with High table. But in this case, i dey high table is used when you're eating. Guy: walks in and see's his guy eating** Guy2: My guy i dey high table o. Con join me. 8..I go treat f.f.uck-up: has nothing to do with sex. Its used when you're planning to get back at someone who betrayed,wronged or annoyed you. Guy: skippo no gree pay me my money oo Guy 2: guy no worry. We go treat him f.f.uck-up 9..I go enter you o: Its logically/anatomically impossible for a human being to enter another human being but in pidgin it is. This is used to warn someone off an iminent attack from your part.Guy: **Slaps him**.. You dey kolo. Who you be? Guy2: **pulls shirt** you dey mad? Guy if you try am again, i swear i go enter you.. 10. I don moose: But pronounced as Murze .. Star,Heinekein(spell check) ,Gulder and harp lovers use this line to express their drunken state. Guy: why you dey behave like this na? Guy; My guy i don moose. 11.Make brain: God is the giver of life alright. The brain is by far one of, if not the most outstanding organ. But we don dey make brain for pidgin tey tey. Guy: ooh boy..See that mami water guy2: oh boy.. see shape. She make brain die. Happy new month.. Add yours.. |
Double thread.. Sorry[/hr] |
As in.. From 2:0 to 4:2 smh!! Ance, make we sell Ronaldo too.. Msheeeew! |
Illegal shots fired at me.. ![]() ***Freestyle rebuttal*** I 'loathe beef' cos i'm 'pro vegetarian'/buh that doesnt mean i'l leave my battles for christ like a seminarian/ cos like peter... my sword ll reach for ears/in form of defence to leave foes in tears/ i've ripped grizzly bears amidst cheers/ always been that 'avocado' amongst my 'peers'/ that make-up artist who on faces... blood he smears/so when i grab kit... you better fear/ I do this for fun/but that doesnt mean i'l hesitate to put b1tch nigga on the run/like okaragbe when i fire my short gun/ seems like Acting all though is the trend/but i'll kill any lead Actor who involves me wen i Cast a bullet in thy chest to bring the Drama to an end/ and leave the family with no testimony/like i just chopped their money/ now, who da ffuck is deepthougts/i know you?.. free me,else you'll be looking like what sandy brought/the way i'll leave you all washed-up in blood wen i hurry cane ya body with koboko to administer brutal cuts/ I always 'mind my business' /cos i 'invest my thoughts'/ but if this nigga thinks getting at me will yield 'dividends'/i'l make him loose 'interest' when he incures a 'deep loss'/ to 'silence the lousy b1tch' once and for all. i might dagger deepthougt's/ throat to 'bleepcords'/so he cant speakwords/but only make s.t.u.pid sounds like flipflops/ then trample the offender with military boots/so, if he thinks he can 'manage a save from my wrath'/then he's only being 'economical with the truth'/ |
Geoxpress,i replied your mail long ago already. Hope you saw it! |
kr0ne: Lagunna would turn here to Silverbird Galleria if una make am mod oLwkmd! Lagunna ... U see this? ![]() |
mikuz: Your opinion does not matter to me. Why should I pay attention to a wack netcee like you?Fine.. |
mikuz: Then why are you crying? why you come dey carry matter for head?Like seriously dude, just listen to yourself. Anyway, no time for too much talk. I hope to see the day when airing your non biased opinion to an average Nigerian wouldnt resort to him/her getting emotional and thinking you are after them. Learn to be open minded dude. Talk closed.. dont even reply. Good day. |
Logicalmindy: He copied my following not followers.You get sense? You understand my post atall? You and the op do have something in common! |
Vain male pussies errywhere. Besides, how can you base someone's cuteness on who he decides to follow and not those following him? Does it make any sense? ![]() This is why I bite people!!! |
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