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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:25am On Sep 03, 2014
Guykhena: na wa o

Bros only the first 3 votes are valid,,
Mikuz stated this in the sign up thread na,,re-read again...
.
So the winner/votes will be decided on first come first serve basis?

Ok lemme go re-read again. I'm probably mixing it up..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2014
yeyenatu: Disappointing much? undecided smh!



YeaYeaNot
why u dey squeeze face? tongue

how body?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 8:46am On Sep 03, 2014
I dont get this .. The winner will be decided after 3 votes..
As in only 3 votes will count.. or one has to egde the other with 3 votes?

Confusing..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Odilafta's Lounge by Ksslib(m): 8:35am On Sep 03, 2014
caseless: Whr jekyllandhyde? Abeg come hep me buy pure water for jbluv shop.
Ishsophe, ask ur gf to come and give me a lapdance.
Kslib, shine my shoe quickly.
Obayaya, wash my car.
Xynerise, fill my gas cylinder.
Chibok Dog don bite you before? huh
RomanceRe: Reason Y Logicalmindyy Is D Most Attractive Dude On Nairaland! by Ksslib(m): 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]After you. undecided angry[/color]
The day wey i go bite you dey come.. sad
PhonesRe: Android Devices Software Related Problems Solved Here: Ask Your Questions by Ksslib(m): 9:25am On Sep 02, 2014
Hi saibinc, my s3 is the international version. Just got the phone and its not rooted.

I want to root and use a custom rom on it .. Then update to 4.4 cos the version i'm on is 4.1.2 OR does installing a custom erases the need to update to 4.4?

Now, before rooting i should download clockwordmod and install so i can recover in the event of bricking right?

I'm new to android. Always been a symbian user..
RomanceRe: Reason Y Logicalmindyy Is D Most Attractive Dude On Nairaland! by Ksslib(m): 6:57am On Sep 02, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033] grin grin grin grin grin cheesy Mad cow![/color]
Lol. Ode. grin

tongue
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Mikuz Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2014
Check!!
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 9:45pm On Sep 01, 2014
benELOHIM7: NOTHING GUM ME: i am broke. e.g
koko: u fit raise me white?
me: my guy nothing gum me


repping PH
Dont you just love pidgin? grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Ksslib(m): 9:43pm On Sep 01, 2014
Heywhizzy: C ppl wey they put for tourney dn dey gve up already..I aint even scared of any1..yur A game can match what any of doze hyped niggaz bring to d table..referring to testerfuze,ksslib,geoxpress nd dat nigga kaling imself a wacko...mikuz-dis tourney az jes bin underrated
Baba Chillax!

I never said i gave up already did i? Besides, Some are just doing it for fun considering they're battling peeps who are very good , but i believe they!ll pen something worth it at the end. Thats what matters..
Chill.
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Ksslib(m): 9:24pm On Sep 01, 2014
Testerfuze: Yeah...continue laughin,its worth celebratin or wah do U̶̲̥̅̊ fink?? cheesy cheesy
grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Ksslib(m): 8:35pm On Sep 01, 2014
Testerfuze: If you still dey complain wetin make me and ksslib cum dohuh
lwkmd!! grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 3:44pm On Sep 01, 2014
Geoxpress: Ksslib
PM me wen Mikuz creates thread...
Anytime of your choice..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 11:41am On Sep 01, 2014
The way Ance/perez crack jokes with madrid these days. One might mistake them for I go dye nd Gordons..

Chicha whaaaaaaaaat?

Good lawd!
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 10:31am On Sep 01, 2014
I pray o: used to say something is impossible,lie,e..t..c

Guy1: I fit chop stone.
Guy: I pray o.

2nd case:
Guy: Nepa go soon bring light
Guy2: i pray oo
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 10:28am On Sep 01, 2014
efec: that jalopy mke brain die-d car is beutiful..
bros abeg cane ur lane-mind ur buisnes
which kin buga b dix-wah kina of dance is dix..mke i march fr dix end cus if i continue una fit lost.#waftown pidgen thou#
cane your lane.. Cool.
I go def use this one..

Waffi pidgin no get duplicate.. grin
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 10:26am On Sep 01, 2014
Blockus: Drex.. Meaning 'shift' or 'get away'.

Example::

Mr. A: Drex go far.. (meaning 'Move far away from me')

Wither or Wida.. Meaning: 'How are you' or 'Whats Happening' or 'Whats up' depending on usage

Example:

Mr A.: Guy Wida na? (Meaning: My Guy how are you).

Mr. B.: I dey o! How far?!

Or

Mr A.: Guy, wida that bar wey i broke you na? (Meaning: Guy, whats up with that money i loaned you?)


If I hear: - Meaning (Sarcarsm)

Example:

Mr. A: Guy you hear say Chuks don buy range Rover?

Mr. B: If I hear?
Yeaa, you just reminded me of ----- If i hear? .

This is my first time of hearing Wida na? Cool man.
My pidgin vocab needs updating.. Nice.
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 10:01am On Sep 01, 2014
lomprico: Guy! Broken no get format, anyhow u speak am e go enta. Tishh us english instead otherwise park well!
Guy, bone that thing. Pidgin sef get cliche.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ksslib(m): 9:39am On Sep 01, 2014
coded01: Wishing You All A Happy, Blessed And Prosperous New Month! cheesy cheesy cheesy


Glitest... kiss kiss kiss

Dmcdad... wink

Tval wink

Mcleo007 wink

Philfearon wink

Usbcable tongue grin

Barackohandso wink

Homesteady wink

Alekside wink

Dhelake tongue grin

Logica wink

Flolancracker wink

AjanleKoko wink

Mukina2 tongue grin

Scantee wink

Ddippset wink

Danhumprey wink

Krasid embarassed grin

Bykebyke wink

Honeric01 wink

Toba wink

Pickabeau1 wink

Raumdeuter tongue grin

Austeenx wink

Eyoniggar wink

Coogar wink

A40 wink

Lordave wink

Sebod wink

Rozayx5 wink

Johnpaul88 wink

Ksslib embarassed grin

Cisse7575 wink

Deepfreezer wink

Tobiboss wink

Nobleval wink



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJN2dyBJJR8


To you all including those that their names aren't mentioned! cheesy cheesy cheesy


https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_137.gif



Yours Truly


Coded01
Ode. grin grin

Happy new month too.. smiley
EducationRe: Phrases.. by Ksslib(op): 9:29am On Sep 01, 2014
juliuswizy: Space booked, i believe this thread will make front page! #seriously
there was an error.

Here:::
https://www.nairaland.com/1882242/phrases-pidgin#1882242.1
EducationPhrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Ksslib(op): 9:20am On Sep 01, 2014
Some of you Ajebutters might have heard people saying some of this stuff but had no idea what they meant... Well here are few i can think of...

1..You don see me finish: This is often used when someone you're much older than doesnt accord you proper respect.. Typical scenario:
Person; Hmmmmn! Who mess this kain thing na?
Small boy:: Na Brother luke
Br Luke::: I no blame you. You don see me finish

2..I dey H:: I dey H is a coded way we use to express hunger. The H there stands for Hunger and its pretty popular and very much used by quite a hadful.
E.g:: guy,you never cook cos me dey H badly o.

3..E go be na: This might sound strange hearing it for the first time cos its just a phrase that doesnt make sense.. But its a way saying later, till we meet again..e..t..c
Guy1:-Ok ma dey reach house.
Guy2:- Ok my guy.. E go be na.

4..Park well: Not only the security man can tell you to park well. Even those without cars in Naija do park well. Park well is used to dare someone..
Guy 1:- see, i go leave this bottle for your head oo
Guy2: bone that thing.. Guy i say park well.

5..Bone that thing: Yea! Bone right?. But it has nothing to do with the skeletal system. Bone that thing can be used as another form of park well in some cases, but its mostly used as just forget it..
Guy1: If i see rukewe, i swear me go land ha slap
Guy2: You big pass that one na. just bone the babe.
2nd case:
Man; young man i'l deal with you. You know who i am?
Boy: Oga dis one na just grammar. Bone that thing

6. I wan crash: Nope! It has nothing to do with plane crash so keep calm. I wan crash is the pidgin version of i'm feeling sleepy or off to bed.
Guy: you fit help me type this document?
Guy2: tomorrow abeg. Cos i wan crash so

7..I dey high table: Owanbe party freaks and those of you who love eating burial rice can easily identify with High table. But in this case, i dey high table is used when you're eating.
Guy: walks in and see's his guy eating**
Guy2: My guy i dey high table o. Con join me.

8..I go treat f.f.uck-up: has nothing to do with sex. Its used when you're planning to get back at someone who betrayed,wronged or annoyed you.
Guy: skippo no gree pay me my money oo
Guy 2: guy no worry. We go treat him f.f.uck-up

9..I go enter you o: Its logically/anatomically cheesy impossible for a human being to enter another human being but in pidgin it is. This is used to warn someone off an iminent attack from your part.
Guy: **Slaps him**.. You dey kolo. Who you be?
Guy2: **pulls shirt** you dey mad? Guy if you try am again, i swear i go enter you..

10. I don moose: But pronounced as Murze .. Star,Heinekein(spell check) ,Gulder and harp lovers use this line to express their drunken state.
Guy: why you dey behave like this na?
Guy; My guy i don moose.

11.Make brain: God is the giver of life alright. The brain is by far one of, if not the most outstanding organ. But we don dey make brain for pidgin tey tey.
Guy: ooh boy..See that mami water
guy2: oh boy.. see shape. She make brain die.

Happy new month..
Add yours..
EducationPhrases.. by Ksslib(op):

Double thread.. Sorry[/hr]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 10:15pm On Aug 31, 2014
As in.. From 2:0 to 4:2

smh!! Ance, make we sell Ronaldo too.. Msheeeew!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m):
Illegal shots fired at me.. huh
***Freestyle rebuttal***

I 'loathe beef' cos i'm 'pro vegetarian'/buh that doesnt mean i'l leave my battles for christ like a seminarian/
cos like peter... my sword ll reach for ears/in form of defence to leave foes in tears/
i've ripped grizzly bears amidst cheers/
always been that 'avocado' amongst my 'peers'/
that make-up artist who on faces... blood he smears/so when i grab kit... you better fear/
I do this for fun/but that doesnt mean i'l hesitate to put b1tch nigga on the run/like okaragbe when i fire my short gun/
seems like Acting all though is the trend/but i'll kill any lead Actor who involves me wen i Cast a bullet in thy chest to bring the Drama to an end/
and leave the family with no testimony/like i just chopped their money/
now, who da ffuck is deepthougts/i know you?.. free me,else you'll be looking like what sandy brought/the way i'll leave you all washed-up in blood wen i hurry cane ya body with koboko to administer brutal cuts/
I always 'mind my business' /cos i 'invest my thoughts'/
but if this nigga thinks getting at me will yield 'dividends'/i'l make him loose 'interest' when he incures a 'deep loss'/
to 'silence the lousy b1tch' once and for all. i might dagger deepthougt's/ throat to 'bleepcords'/so he cant speakwords/but only make s.t.u.pid sounds like flipflops/
then trample the offender with military boots/so, if he thinks he can 'manage a save from my wrath'/then he's only being 'economical with the truth'/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:09am On Aug 31, 2014
Geoxpress,i replied your mail long ago already.

Hope you saw it!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:06am On Aug 31, 2014
kr0ne: Lagunna would turn here to Silverbird Galleria if una make am mod o grin
Just saying
Lwkmd!

Lagunna grin ... U see this? grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:22am On Aug 31, 2014
mikuz: Your opinion does not matter to me. Why should I pay attention to a wack netcee like you?
Fine..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 10:05am On Aug 31, 2014
mikuz: Then why are you crying? why you come dey carry matter for head?
If you think the way I run things here is not professional enough then that means you know better.

I have mailed them already and I'm waiting for reply.

I have my flaws so does you and everyone else. You are sounding as if I do not want the progress of this section. Any neutral person who sees that post ll think I committed murder.

Airmark and Adaobi are not active, Mik is not good enough. If Guykhena comes into the picture now, you ll be the first person to say hes not man enough. Nobody is ever good for you guys.
Tufiakwa!!

Please take up the position please. It doesnt matter if you are too busy, we ll always wait for you.
Like seriously dude, just listen to yourself.

Anyway, no time for too much talk.

I hope to see the day when airing your non biased opinion to an average Nigerian wouldnt resort to him/her getting emotional and thinking you are after them.

Learn to be open minded dude.

Talk closed.. dont even reply. Good day.
RomanceRe: Reason Y Logicalmindyy Is D Most Attractive Dude On Nairaland! by Ksslib(m): 9:56am On Aug 31, 2014
Logicalmindy: He copied my following not followers.

Use your brain and check again.
You get sense? You understand my post atall?

You and the op do have something in common!
RomanceRe: Reason Y Logicalmindyy Is D Most Attractive Dude On Nairaland! by Ksslib(m): 9:54am On Aug 31, 2014
Vain male pussies errywhere. Besides, how can you base someone's cuteness on who he decides to follow and not those following him? Does it make any sense? undecided

This is why I bite people!!!

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