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Jackossky:
No mind d babalawo jaree
I go show am say Indigene pass I.indigene

Dat him maths for waec abi na gce....I go change am to f9

All these 21st century children,na una problem be dat. Una no know wetin we put hand inside for 90's. I dey tell you,you think say na joke I dey abi?

Ok na,we go see who head strong pass between me and you.

Ask Ochuko,na him 8th jamb be this.

Ray360:
lol.. .. romantic glances in his presence. lol.. be kiaful dia. oya, what was the topic of the sermon?

Lol.. I don forget walahi..

The babe too tight aswear. If she tell me make I forfeit my admission,I go forfeit my future join sef.

RobinHez:
*falls from chair*

The way you just dey fall fall anyhow so.. No go use wheelchair do clearance oh..

The other day na from pawpaw tree.. issorait..

Ray360:
lol... peaceful! Yours? how was church?

Caught that babe wey I dey crush on stealing glances and smiling,so base on that alone church was good today.

Jackossky:
Yea...
A babalawo in the making

Watch out for ksslib

Abeg mind the way you take dey call that name,except you want make we from that side clean ya name comot from the list.

Your kofa page no go show Admitted or Submitted.. E go show Deleted..


Be warned..

swisscarter:
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch

You and Rumor....na God go helep you.

The list WILL NOT/CAN NEVER come out on Thursday/Friday..

Ray360:
lol.. And your name must be in the list! I kick the bucket of honour to spill greetings sir!

Na so bro but never kick bucket first oh.

How's the Sunday?

Jackossky:
Haba chill na.......babalawo wey dey browse

See dis one,dey there make pant dey wear you.

So you no know say you fit buy cowry,native chalk and virgin alligator lizard from eBay?

dkeo:
its not possible. Till monday

By its not possible,you mean? And who told you its Monday?

Wow..R..I..P Jackie. You were a fantastic writer.

I read "Lovers and Gamblers" sometime in july, and the memory still remains fresh. The world just lost one.

danbrowndmf:
great mind think alike

Yea..I guess so.

Pukka36:
choi!



Ogbeburu

No mind am,ifa do am something now dem go say I just wan flex power.

Na Medicine I been wan read before but uniben never accredit faculty of Native Doctor.

Halla luuuuu yaaah... Hallelujah... Can I hair somborri halla "hallla lluuuuu yah"..

Brethren,if the list doesn't come out today like I calculated,then something is seriously seriously wrong somewhere..

danbrowndmf:
ksslib, Mikuz played this same line yestady.

What do you want me to say?

simdam500:
Guys we are back
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Ksslib
chrisgurl
Kurupt01
jimohibrahim
oloriooko
ibrews
Samiceman
adexsimply
stonemind
masseratti

September 21 is just days away!!!!!!
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Yaayy... I cant hold in the excitement. Best news of the week.

Pukka36:
Yes!





No bi only certificate fit land U money Oooh....



Sabificate can still do that

Abeg help me tell am.. Your head dey there.

RobinHez:
Iffa hear?

Dey there na. Dem don admit people finish.

Kpele.. As for me,na mechanic work win am oh.

blueto:
dude, stop saying thinga like this

not funny

Eyah.. No cry you hear. Money dey trade business oh,truss me.

RobinHez:
Good news is; I'm officialy J-force!

Bad news is; Ksslib stole the second list!

Lol..dey there.. No second list this year oh..

Go learn trade..

mesoade:
Uniben admission is tight this year . .i think those with aggregate below 55 that did not get their course of choice should start preparing for the next jamb . .jamb caused everything when they weran't strict with their marking this year has they had hitherto been . .last year,if you have 50 nd above admission is sure for you . .all the courses in life science(optometry,microbiology,biochemistry,animal and environmental biology,plant biology and biotechnology,science lab. Tech) have 50 as their merit cut-off last year including all the courses in agric and education with some in social science(geography and regional planning) and some in arts. .so those that had above 50 but did not get up to the cut-off of their preffered choice were used to fill all the spaces left e.g if the space for microbiology 100level is 150 and after p.ume those that applied for it and got 50 are just 50 ppl . .the 100 space left will be filleed with people that had above 50 but did not get up to 70 for medicine . . But this year a friend of mine had 55 applying for BCH and her name is not in merit list even when she is from delta,a strong catchment . .as at now the spaces in life science is filled up . .i'm sure of opto,micro,biochem and pbb,can't say of aeb and slt tho . . So if you don't get up to 55 4get abt admission and if you have above 55 bt not up to your required aggregate for your choice of course expect tobe given courses in agric and education(for sciences) and only education(for arts and social sciences) . . . . But this is not official it is just my own theory.

And that, was how World War 3 began..

Yonddaime:
YEA..Just do wat I do.Anytime u feel pressed 2reason out d things of "GOD" wit dat our " miniature scientific okpolokpolo" we call brain,...Just pray dis prayer.. God,I dnt understand y u wuld do dis,please show me,give me understanding.In all you said in ur word in deut 29:29 dat=>Secret things belong 2God but that which is revealed belongs to us and our children forever.U'r 4eva worthy 2b praised ..Dasall...Grace,is UNMERITED FAVOUR,so if u didnt appear on merit list,God can still favour u 2b among d merited if HE wants to.

Na so sha..

When your Kofa page starts showing "College of Education, Ekiadolor" instead of Uniben..

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Nigs claiming they gada uzi and nines/..pfft.. the pus..sies dey lie/
going back & forth pisses me.. i shld be brusing they spines/for not beefing using they lines/
when the ffucktards ought be 'talking with bars'...like inmates losing they mind!/
Singlehandedly attacked the 300.. & hw many survived?.. well,about 40something spartans/
Ist punch...2nd...the third's a knock-out...aint talking banga/
The crack-head sniffs the 'coke'...becomes a bleeping madman/
... reloads his 'fanta-stic gun' with volcanic eruptions ... then shoots with da 'malt in magma'!/
We ambush ya crew...shoot left and right like carzola/... we gat enough rounds to make a nigga oval/
Swallow dove,spit pidgin comot... even Erigga loyal/
we like the nigerian army... 'Pep' salutes...how we defend bauchi & 'guard yola'!/
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And ....
Iam too smart like that scientist Nicola/..I fit dey shine teeth with U..nxt thing..I don comot ur premolars/
1st punch na red eye.. 2nd one & U coughing blood..... symptoms of Ebola!/
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Ok..jokes aside...

I cracked a joke that left my bestie ill/.. could cost you ur life..cos i gat deadly tricks/
Lib is ffucking contagious... but you nigs barely sick/
Annoying biitch was like oh my gosh!..my pic on intagram is very sleek/
then i landed a big 'plank on her forehead'... nd called it a 'selfie stick!/
Young in the game but feels like the founding fathers/and these clowning rappers /.... should know iam effortlessly pounding bagas/
for i 'climbed the wall of fame'... without 'learning the ropes' like gifted mountain climbers!/
Iam irate when iam about ta be so dark/... ruthlessly make a tout ta be sober/... fists glued in bottles..pound da fool so bad/
Iam wicked & smart... IQ is 'out of Range'...like I stepped 'outta a Rover'!!/




#pen drops#

Yonddaime:
can a man argue wit God??..He said "my ways are nt your ways"mind u,u&i suldnt b alive nw.Its just by His grace.Wen i wrote my WAEC,i failed sum key subjects.Those simingly below me passed.I knew it was GOD.Cos He wanted 2show me sumthings dat were wrong,anyhw,God can shut d door 4ur good n also open it 4ur good.Pls.Dnt try to want to argue wit God...Lol...U suld check ur life.I'm sure there are sumtins u soo didnt deserve,still God did it anyway..Just lyk a girl dat lost ha life after gaining admisn wen she was shopping 4skul.Guess wat d mother said?.. Y did unilag give my daughter admisn? ..Bro, sory 4d lng epistle.But GOD is gracious n he can favour any1,whatever He does is final.

Of course,I cannot argue with God, but God wouldn't put the blame on me for finding his ways too complex to comprehend. Afterall,he gave me the brain in the first place and its in the inherent nature of man to be curious and ask salient questions. Even God will understand..

Anyway,its all good,i get what your point is.

SuperNover:
Mr ksslib, I've always agreed with your posts but this.
Actually, When God gives you something, it'll never be at the expense of another.

The crux of the issue is, how did we also know that the other person who got law with 55%,unlawfully displaced someone?

Besides,when God gives you something,isnt it called divine favour? Now,what does FAVOUR mean?

Yonddaime:
very gud questn bro..Dats y i said wit long leg n I concluded by saying He is gracious .. Dats DIVINE FAVOUR.

So when you use long leg to get law with 55%,its UNLAWFULLY displacing someone more derserving, but when God does the same thing for you,its not unlawfully displacing a more deserving person,rather its called DIVINE FAVOUR..

I see!

Yonddaime:
Letme make sumtin clear when GOD helps you through man its nt bad.But wat happens 2us wey no get anybody 4dia,we continue 2cling unto Him n he will surely do it 4us.If u had a very good score n u know sum1 influencial den dats still Gods favour n ur admission will b a breeze..But imagine being admitted 2a course like law wit 55% wit ur lng leg.Dat means u'v unlawfully displaced sum1 wit a verygud score.God is JUST but gracious as well.Lets cling on Him nt on cheats.

I have a question I ll like you to answer..
How about when God gives you the law with that same 55%? What do you call it,unlawful displacement of someone else or divine favour like Christians call it?

007Bruce:
Shot one. . . .


We're not good to little ones, we bully kids/ we're sèx-addicts, we sleep with the uzi & fifth/ we impregnate the glocks with leads and make the ruger spit/ but it won't take up to 9 months before we deliver the bullets into the jig/
this nigga shoot the clips?/ you better stop the 'drama' cos 'e go be like film trick' when we start 'shooting clips'/ i need the gospel truth, tell me who's got the truest shìt/ and if you're talking jig, i swear to God, we'd nail 'J over' a wood. . . . . thats a crucifix/
your niggas won't do me shìt/
when i step in your clime/ cos i've got bloody goons behind me ever ready to die/ goons that take lifes with a shot each time they compressing the nine/ but your niggas are like 'artistes with pen' in a fight/ cos everytime me and ma goons show up for a war, they're quick to 'draw back' like they're 'sketching a spine'/

don't question me my guy/ i fit mess up your mind/ when i point the chrome to your head, so be wise/ cos i'm like a 'pirate' who yearns for 'golds and jewels' so if you 'treasure' your life/ i'll be quick to 'open your chest' with a knife!!

Liked how you played that draw back line...

Tight verse ...

Ray360:
Hahaha.. see my boss o! Stop this modesty jor! Broad thinkers like your gallant self Fascinate me. I am still your pupil. I learnt second Batch will be released tomorrow, How true? that should be A cheering news after days of Ceaseless prayers.

You be my pupil.. me na your retina,so we benefit from hishoda..

Yea.. I said something like that earlier on today. My calculations said this night or tomorrow. If not tomorrow then it must be late Sunday..

Yea bro. Its uplifting news. Time to know where we belong.... Time to hit the bed bro... I gats wake early. Night

Ray360:
Ksslib baba. mentor on higher stand. I stand on top Robinhez bald head hail you o

Lol.. Mentor for?

Dont act all humble as if you no be my mentor. Honestly speaking,you make me wanto improve on written english. And when I succeed ehn,walahi na Google translator pple go take dey chat with me..

Three gbosa for you jare.

Make the ffucking list do comot make men ball out.. Cos like the chemical symbol of Copper,too much teeth is all it takes to CU finish..

Even mgbeke wey never reach anywhere go wan tell you word .lmao.. Well,we all should be thankful for the anonymity the internet provides.. #nuff said#

Its only a matter of days..