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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]E clear say you don kolo [/color]

But I don swear affidavit for fedral high court say computer no allow me finish.

Some say uniben does not accept affidavit. Some say my clearance officer to gimme correction form fill.. Help me bro.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]92?

As aggregate or normal score?

Which course too?[/color]

Yes,92!

No..as normal score. My jamb score na 2. I no quick finish before computer log me out..

Laurele:
What course did u apply for?

elect/elect

RobinHez:
59<61

So na 59 you score? You try na.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Comedian [/color]

Iam just looking for a plausible explanation cos I see no reason why I should score 92 in uniben's pume and still fail to meet the first list.

RobinHez:
Ok na

Just got this from a very reliable source.






The second list will contain names of all those with worwor passport. I been think say na lie not until I checked my kofa page passport again. This time around,more carefully..

Guy..go sheck ya own oh.. Ehen.

When you tell your street people that you've not been offered admission yet.

They be like
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dharay99:

abi o0.

You don sheck ya own?

RobinHez:

I owe u one slap when we see in 100lvl

Remind me

The wicked face wey I wear throughout my stay in uniben if I no get my first choice ehn.. you no go fit even near me sef..lol

RobinHez:
Amen o!

I won't like it if u in particular is thrown somewhere else...

Dem fit throway me, I can cope!

Awww...See love oh.

Love is a beeriful thang..

Pukka36:
No,He is not the one!

You sure?

Pukka36:
I havent seen any Law Aspirant that has been admitted.


I just hope IamTobie gets Law

Na him be @kokubillions na..

CreekReporter:
LOL. I know kunu gedah and kunu doro


I even know miya karikashi











FTC thrice in a row.

dedicated to Ray360 and ksslib

God bless both of you SiRs .
my ogas at the top

God bless you too.

And congrats by the way..

Adah96:
I dunno o....will ask her tmao...

Tmao? Na wa oh...

Demon wey prayer no fit cast,na admission list con do am at last.

The Lord indeed works in mysterious ways.

Adah96:
and this was wat I wanted to say

Yea. Truth is bitter..

On a more serious note,I have a kweshun...



The other Adah get admission?

Jackossky:
Yea that why I feel bothered
I ruled out all the possibility

Yea. At the end,jah knows best. Dont beat yourself up.

Jackossky:
Any bus admin peepz given admission yet


Or they have not reach that side

What am I even saying
Hope a. Not trying to console myself
God help

See ehn,to tell you the truth,there is every strong possibility that uniben has finished uploading her merit list and those of us who haven't seen ours yet will have our courses changed.

Bitter as it may sound,thats just the truth. But then again,you might be right,names are still being uploaded.

I just dey tell you now so that you go begin accept the reality. So that E no go con too pain you at the end..

Make we dey see first sha cos when there's life there's hope.

Queed:

Lol.. Dem never jam werey..

Browsers i have on standby. Operamini..Operamega..Operamini web browser... Ucbrowser..UcbrowserHD..Ucbrowser mega..Chrome..Chrome beta..Chrome Fire.. Firefox..Firefox beta..Dophin browser..Shark web browser... Safari browser.. kalahari desert browser...you name them.

Did I also mention i have my pc on standby! See ehn,this is an act of war..

Jackossky:
Funny.... Xame here

Naso we see am o. Na by tomorrow man go know finally finally sha.

lordkvng:
thanks boss

I salute you




no stress yourself jare.. e go happen.



Na you I go celebrate pass

Thanks jare.

Ray360:
lol... baba.. easy o! E go happen! just get hope

Lol.. Chillax.. That was just to liven the mood. Iam relaxed.

I go refresh kofa page till the server vex gimme admission or block my ip address.

One must happen..

Congrats lordkvng and supernover.

kstadaura:
Try this:
A woman is engaged to work for 16 days.She is paid 2nr each day she works and fined 40k each day she stays away.At the end she received 24.80 in all. For how many days does she stay stay away.?

Since the woman didn't receive 32naira at the end,it means she skipped worked for ATLEAST a day..

Now,assuming she skipped for just a day,her cash at the end will amount to 30naira. Also remember that she was fined for 40k. So how she still took about 24.80 home at the end still baffles me.

This is 40,000naira we are talking about here. I think the question is flawed.

And with respect to the horse problem you gave before this,one of either myself or ebbybest has to be wrong. We cannot both be correct.

Teempakguy:
nice work.
Help me tell the op that it is an algebraic problem. Not arithmetic.

Yea,.. all join.. He has accepted the correction though.

cc.. Teempakguy .

You might like this.

kstadaura:
Here is another one for you and everyone:
A certain number of horses and an equal number of men are going to somewhere.Half of the owners are on their horses's back while the remaining ones are walking along leading their horses. If the number of legs walking on the ground is 70, how many horses are there?

Let the number of Men be X
And the number of horses be P

Number of horses equal men,so we have X=P...(eq i)

Half horses are occupied and half are not.And we know that occupied horses plus not occupied horses gives us the total horses.. So P/2 + P/2 = P...(equation ii)

Number of legs walking on the ground is 70. And since one man has two legs,it means they are 35men walking..

Since equation i said X=P...all we gats do is look for total number of men which MUST be same as total horses. No be me talk am,na the equation talk so.

Total number of men=those walking +those on horses..
I..e.. X= 35+ X/2 ... do l..c..m and multiply.. we have... 2x=x + 70.. x=70..

Total number of men(X)=70
So total horses(P) must be 70.. According to (equation i)... X=P

Sorry for the long method. Just wanted to avoid confusion..

Am I correct?

kstadaura:
Bro i salute.

I salute too.

If you have more,pls dont hesitate to post to keep minds busy.

Teempakguy:
well that sucks.

Meanwhile, I think the loff we smelled came from ksslib.

What are you talking about? Care to elaborate?

GloChrystal:
Nytie nyt

Morning. How was your night?

GloChrystal:
1. Thank you
2. Was my name so easy to figure out?

Not really. I can be good at guesses atimes..

Sleep calls.

GloChrystal:
Hehe...yh it was ok...m just chilling for d list nw...dats d only available option

Yea,we all are. It should be out by this week or next.

Cute pic by the way, Gloria.