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CreekReporter:
lol. I was once like u



bye e'erybody. bye Miss OT
bye KssliB mutunmina

Ba damuwa mutunmina.. Sai anjima.

Otibho80:
ksslib,ka na zama ah e na

Ah Benin. Ke fa?

CreekReporter:
chai baban Hausa ni ba Na ji sosai fa

otibho teacher Na ne

You aint bad. Kana kokari sosai.

Teacher ko! That's how it starts.

CreekReporter:
ksslib kanaji Hausa ko?

Eh mana. Achan na yi girma. Inaji sosai!

The fact remains that Blue toe is arrogant prick. Lets even put grammar aside.

Is he not the same guy that didn't waste any second to reply someone who posted her pume score with something like 'I scored way higher than this' ?

Is he not the same fellow who quickly jumped on my mentions with a very rude reply,then pasted a screen shot of his pume score even when he wasn't the one being addressed?

He can deceive everybody here but certainly not me. I study people,it comes naturally. Now he's trying to play the victim when no one but he,personally put himself on the spotlight. When you claim to be so good in something,pls never make mistakes. Afterall,no be you know am pass.. Thats the same reason Mr A can be overlooked but certainly not Mr B. When Joseph Yobo does a leg over and fails,no one gives a ffuck. But when Cristiano Ronaldo does same,it becomes an issue. Its common sense..

Blue too is arrogant. End of discussion. I initially wanted to make an excuse for him that he probably doesn't understand people on an emotional level,when they are joking or not, but only geniuses have issues with relating to people due to their low emotional IQ and from what ive seen so far,blue toe is far from being a genius..

I no get time to mince words or impress anybody..

Ray360:
hahahah... Abeg o, your name dey list. na your matric rice i go first chop

Rice ke! Na beans I go cook that day. Uniben and Beans go hand in hand.

One of the reasons I feel @Agegebread wont survive a semester.

Ray360:
hahahahah... the cele pastor give you holy water? and red candle to burn for night?

Nope.. Na woman sef. As she carry me go front of river na..ked me,I con think say **clears throat** something wan happen.

The next thing i hear for back na koboko. Only God know how many strokes I collect that day all in the name of making merit list..

That's why when people play with admission status,I dey take am personal.

RobinHez:

ah! Welcome from ur hidden hole!

Lol.. Me no hide. Sometimes,I just prefer observing to talking.

Pukka36:
When Ur leg file finish ehn,body go tell U

Lol

Anything for the admission.

Besides,I can easily meet you at your faculty for refilling. I hear medicine is really advancing these days.

Ray360:
the broad thinker! #Respect. please, let me clean your shoes. lol

Lol. Go joor. Na ordinary leg me dey take waka these days oh.. One sele pastor say make I do am for 7days. Say na my name go be first for list..

RobinHez:

Na today u know say whale na mammal?

lol.. Me been think say mammal must get bweast?

Survivor33:
Registration No:
Check Admission Status
Copyright © 2015. Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination: Post Registration e -Facilities
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Congratulations BAZELEEL O. FREEMAN!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 6-year
FIRST DEGREE Programme into
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN , BENIN CITY .
Course PHARMACY.

A quick background check revealed that Benzawhatever is already a student of Uniilorin. As a matter of fact,he gained admission just last year. Now,according to you,this same Benzawhatever just gained admission into the University of Benin again abi?

I believe this screenshot www.nairaland.com/attachments/2837552_screenshot201509091017151_pngdc689ef5aea143fecc660b9e80a8f60f should be convincing enough..

Your NL profile does not state if you are female or otherwise so iam guessing you MIGHT or might not be that Benzaleel fellow..

Whoever you are, Benzaleel or not, pls desist from such stupidity... Cos It took a lot of restraining on my part not to post the picture of hungry looking benzaleel. Cos then again,he might be the victim here..

Abeg behave..

Asapchow:
cool!

You werrycum.

Samsantos9:
it's out already...

Your signature summarises what I initially wanted to say to you..

Asapchow:
drop ur reg no na

56637794BD

OAU's Admission list is out on Jamb's website.

Seems like Uniben's will be out in less than 47hours.. Less than 47hours can be right now,mathematically speaking.

Asapchow:
lol no fear we are one!

Fear ke! I calm pass Buddha..

You still never tell me why you wan help me sheck?

CreekReporter:
true .someone tried to prank us.
but we chased him away. he was indeed a child.

I see.

Asapchow:
Bro, what's your name? Cause I want to personally check for you when it comes out. Ksslib

Thanks, but why you wan personally check for me?

Immediately I saw the number of pages,I knew the list was either out or someone was being childish. Glad to know I wasnt wrong..

This Ebayray sef.. Na you use one small bomb abi na info sef make this thread upsy turvsy that day. You don come again abi.

Throughout my stay on nairaland, I have never used the 'report to moderator' button but for you,I am willing to make an exception.

Play no dey tire you?

Oahray:
don't mind Lay. He's a natural poet. They have a weird way of trying to impose smilies and metaphors where they don't belong.

Ahh. No wonder..

Na me he wan take write sonnet abi na sunita una dey call am sef. You are a poet too,aren't you?

llaykorn:
Lol. It's strange, really, but, I don't know why I felt so. When a wave of that feeling caught me, I hadn't even seen you guys quote each other. Okay, you both are from the same state. But, that's not it, really. Your posts are identical. The wittiness, and all.

I think I had a dream.

Someone else would say Ksslib is Oahray's alternate account.

So na me be the alternate account?

Apology accepted.

llaykorn:
Ray, I've wondered once. Is _Ksslib your brother? Are you two related? Distant cousins?

Oahray, abeg over to you..

lay,why do you ask btw?

Idowuogbo:
Chei! This rebel don show face ke.. i remember wetin you do oga at the top back then,you wicked gan ooo....hin sef no he jam werey wey pass Weeeeeeerey.

lol.. How man go do. Sometimes,even gentleman gats be wereey to prove a point.

llaykorn:
Hehe. You stopped to battle, right?

Nope. Na exams make me take temporary leave.

Make I quick quick read the pages before Gaddafi closes the thread as usual.

Heaven,bear me witness, I no call person name oh..
ehen..

***spreads moringa leaf**

**uses palm kernel as pillow**

Q.. What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery. ...


Assault and battery... get it?

agoadiv:
hehehehehe; D op continue abeg

Lol. Una don wake dead thread.. Ok.. I ll post more.

cc.. lalasticlala

Fp needs a breath of fresh air. Something different.

Geofavor:
Hahaha. How come this thread didnt get comments.

Those jokes make learning fun. And this is the method that is adopted in teaching students abroad.

Maybe its cos it has nothing to do with yemi alade or Tonto dike.