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Ray360:
Ksslib... long time. how are you doing?

Iam good jare.. If October 5th is really clearance date and we still havent seen 2nd batch till now, then Uniben is stupid,sorry to say! Thats like just 9days from now.

Which reminds me;those applying to Uniben next year should know that once ur name doesn't come out in the first list,your discipline of study automatically changes from Course to Curse.

Hope you good though.

Otibho80:
yippee yehhhhh!!!! Am plus +1 today,hapi bday 2 me!!!!

Happy birthday. May the turn of this new mark propel blessings into your life.

st3v3nr3x:
yo..!! Ksslib i see you

I see you too.

basille:
You didn't fail.

It's an invisible squirrel.

Lmao

Ebayray:
Thanks very much for the info. God bless ya head. Lol

Bless ur own too.

Ebayray:
OMG. It's tough o.
Thanks for telling me sha.
OK, after u scale thru dat, dos it mean automatic admission to 200l without Jamb n post utme exam

Wrinting post ume defies what the program is aiming to achieve in the first place. Post umites prove their onions via pume exams,jupebites via their final exams.

If you pass,na automatic admission. At least thats how I feel it ll be done base on common sense. But not to worry,all successful jupebites will be throughly orientated before the program kicks off. Heard unilag jupebites start classes this monday.

Ebayray:
Lol. Funny you.
So it's tough

People going for courses like Law,Medicine,engineering..e..tc will testify once the program goes half way,I assure you.

An A is 5 points.. B is 4 points... C is 3points.

Now,from what I saw,those courses require nothing less than 13points to successfully scale through the jupeb program.

Which means You must get.. AAA or AAC or AAB or BBA..
Out of the four scenarios above, hope you noticed that three of them demands nothing less than 2A's?

And mind you,the program prepares you for 200lvl in just 9months, its like you being a bonifade 100lvl student,so jupebites shouldn't be expecting moi moi work.

Having said that,you decide; is the program tough?

Ebayray:
Yeah, 15 bucks o. Online charges is #500 which means 15,500

Its a really expensive program for really serious students. Anybody wey fail jupeb at the end of 9months,make the person just enter shuttle bus from maingate dey go village even if the papa na Dangote.

Ebayray:
Yeah I did. In case of incasity...

Cool.. Heard the form was 15k

Ebayray:
Lolz... Dey are releasing the venue and time for the exam bt d exam is dis Saturday sha

You enrolled?

GIYAZZ:
he dont do 'social media'... unless its a 'pie chat'/!

Haha! Ksslib, you no well

Lol.. Yeye boy.longest time

darkenedrebel:
lolololol..I meant the bars were ill

Lol..I for begin wonder..

Thanks

Ebayray:
Lolz. Jeezy! Dats the same day Jupeb date of the exam will be posted

Really? Uniben na winch school. Dem no want make people wey no make second list purchase the form.

blueto:
I thought you are a native doctor

You thought wrong..

BornInApril:
.SAW THIS ON FB
Haggai 2 Vs 9_10. It
says: The glory of this
latter temple(2nd
batch) shall be greater
than the fomer(1st
batch candidates)....
........ Verse 18 it said:
consider now from this
day forward, from the
twenty-fourth day of
the ninth month.

Lwkmd! Nigerians no go kill me.

Dem don find list enter bible.

darkenedrebel:
illmaculate

You mean illmaculate spat those lines prior to now?

Warm up!!
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..
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Mimicking my skill is a daunting job/impossible...like counting dust/so cold hearted,stepped out &the temp of the atmospheric surrounding dropped/
U's concieted... 'walking high' leaves ya mouth in blood/
for we batter and kill queers wearing 'high hills'...right at the 'mountain top'/!
My reign spreads like powder dust,fools/hitler on this throne,you better cower,run,fools/
an attempt on his majesty & you bleeding like jack bauer touched you/
i attack, till oppositions 'black out' from the 'power' tussle/!
The atmosphere queits when this killer talks/even the rain over...like the fifa boss/aint stingy with the plank... my crew killed a thug/
after the timber went round...cos we 'share wood' like that villa boss/!
Iam known to keep cool despite the phony talking/we brahs right...we hommies,tough G's/
but let me tell you hommies something/
if a nigga dare step up...i be quick to bring the 'arms forward'....like i was 'zombie walking'/!
I be spitting gory flows right now/the realest shii, & ya ll should prolly know right now/
that we ambush niggs claiming they 'dead pure' till the homies go flat down/
cos we prey like paul and silas..then watch the 'holy ghosts' come down/!
I aint no boring storytelling homo/straight up... we paint the town red,aint selling zobo/guns..bombs,grenades..uzi pumping..now you sensing boko/
we carry along a 'plantain-shion' of weapons like thugs selling 'dodo/!
Bribe me with ur lives,thats a fair commission/the evil makes a feared con feel shocked/
we beat,till a 'mod lying in critical state'...aint cool... but that's the 'air condition'/!
Aromo wants we thinking the darkenedrebel is bad/that he sacred and tact/but ur record labels are wack/the 'whip torments' ya all day till green veins smear ya back/
.... for i leave the 'cane restless' like Abel was back/!
They say Bis is a tight glad/an insane wild cat/
me thinks he likes food too much... cos he a sly lad/
whose statistics shows... he dont do 'social media'... unless its a 'pie chat'/!
Iam god with the flow..bars cooked straight from prometheus kitchen/freestyle with the pen,no omissions written/brave to the bone...we storm where the mafias position strictly/
<<boom>>....the bazooka 'exposes raw flesh' like promiscuous bittches/!




##pen drops#

darkenedrebel: & while the rebel's 'plomp & chubby'...we all know Krone 'body lean'......like in Smooth Criminal!
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Lwkmd! Well played ...

Na wa oh! Some of us never watch am and una don begin post spoilers. I killed my best friend for telling a spoiler and I don't regret it one bit.

That should give you an idea.

emmieaddiz:
someone should help then.. putme2015_949853 .. password - q7Eylli8

Invalid credentials!

Access the email you used in registering for the post ume. The title of the email in ur inbox should be "Kofa administrator". Copy the username and password and paste directly on kofa site. It MUST work that way,except the witches in your village have gone digital.

Hope the username and password you're trying to access your result with, is not the one you used for the cbt practice stuff?

If E still no work,snap your slip(the one with your username and password) and post the image let me verify it.

Uniben Coven branch are beginning to get impatient.

Na when those admission officers begin see armless hand dey knock for their door,only feet dey pursue dem---no be person go tell dem to release list.

13days to the day.

Ray360:
I pin o bro.. how was your day sir?

My day was just there jare. Movie and novel. **yawns**

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yea many people are done. I'm home already.

No time [/color]

Ah..You don reach house now now? Enjoy the hols,una deserve am. E no easy.

Ray360:
Just a spill from random thoughts jiggling on the frame of my mind. How are you today boss? tallest among all who stand.

Ok better. Thought it was something dreary.

No be only tallest. Iam good jare. How you?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hahahaha.....no worry oga very soon the list go comot.

Maybe when your children don write JAMB too. [/color]

It had better.

Lol. Are you guys done with exams? I mean the whole school.

Oahray:
sorry this is coming late.

em... I actually was aiming at getting the number of horses by getting the number of men walking. I focused on the number of human legs on the ground, as against horses. An equal number of men are on horse back, which brings the total number of men to 14, same as the number of horses (each man has a horse).

I took same approach too;get number of horses by getting number of men walking first. I guess the error came from reading too much meaning into the word "walking". So much for reading in between the lines,and the Op sef, didn't help matters at all.

Thanks.

jimohibrahim:
Did Leonard really had a Love life before penny? ...I doubt that..
Well by the way.. I want to see Sheldon Cooper get more intimate with Amy...

By getting more intimate,you mean using mind control to have c0itus mentally?

Sounds like Sheldon.

Otibho80:
lol,dats true o,dey are also good in destroying anoda person's relationship and also end up snatching d person's bf.

Ebayray post=38217480:
As in wen u tell sum gals ur secret, first quarrel wif dem first.... Wen dy dish out ya mata 4 u lyk okro soup ehn, u nr go believe ur eye. Girls, choi!!!!

See dem.. Gossiping about girls and gossip.

Girls and gossip. Choi!! .. Na God go help una.


Good night earthlings..

Otibho80:
hahahahaha,i always copy too,especially maths

When we were writing waec,my eyes were scanning for any available sheet within a 20mile raidus. In short,I was spying one guy's work in the next school from my seat.

Who wan write waec twice??

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How far sir?! [/color]

I dey oh. Man don age by force.

I remember writing Uniben's pume when I was just hitting puberty. Now I have 3great grand children and counting,and we are still waiting for 2nd batch.

Pukka36:
Wow,Ur tongue is quite long

So far so good,no lip it has touched has complained.

Erm..biko no dey quote other post join my own again. I no get the patience to dey erase then post.

Ebayray:
Lolz.... Yeah. Everyone's guilty of dat even I

Not everyone sha. E get some people wey dey do am as soon as dem reach house. I dey crase??