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Ray360:
It is only when you collect your cert you will know if there is any error that needs to be emended. I collected it first and later returned it for correction

Ok then.. Thanks

Ray360:
just those documents I afore-listed. if it's may/June Cert, you will be told to go back to your secondary school for the correction, if it's Nov/Dec cert, they will accept it for correction if you tender those documents.

Ok. I guess yours was Gce. But from the little I know,schools can't correct errors na. The best they can do is forward it to waec/neco office..

Did you collect your original cert before you went back for the correction? Or you went for the correction before your cert was out?

Ray360:
chai.. bro abeg, this can cause hypertension! no try am again o. my mind skipped a beat.

Kpele.... I was just testing one of the stages of my research on the human brain and expectancy. Besides,I never said anything about the list,did I?

No bad feelings intended.

Ray360:
lmao! ANAA. . that was creative! such formation won't last as all of you will be admitted soon.

my bro, I went through a lot before I could correct it. I paid N10,000 and was told I would wait for 12 months (1 year before collecting the corrected cert). I submitted my original birth certificate too. luckily for me, I went back on the ninth month and was told it was ready. I happily collected the reprinted and corrected cert. na God win o

9months? Oh boy eh! Na jupeb abi na pre-degree..

Naija is one messed up country I tell ya.

Asides your bert cert,what other doc did you tender? was it gce or jun/july waec?

RobinHez:

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Don't ever do that again!

Na too mush play con dey bling dat one?
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dharay99:

78.? I reject am.
Oya i dash yhu shaparlly.

Lol. No fear,you go make am.

Robinhez.. its out.. its out oh... I said it. It is out oh..


I just checked..





I just checked


in front of the mirror and that stubborn pimple that bought one plot of land on my forehead is finally gone..

The puss is out.. The puss is out oh..

It is out..

**tears of joy**
..

dharay99:

I've also been tinkin abt ds
with ds new invisible cutoff of Diaz
@underlined.

So you choose to believe the one wey favour you after accusing me of dreaming big? Humans..

I heard the cut off of the course you applied for is 78.. Na wa o.

Ray360:
hahaha... My boss on higher stand, I spill greetings on your coronet! It was necessary! when I saw the high number of unadmitted folk on this thread, I Wasn't happy hence my not announcing my admission status.

How have you been? You seem refreshed now.

You be real man jare. On behalf of ANAA (Association of Non-Admitted Aspirants), I hereby apologise for allowing our predicament rub-off on you not expressing the joys of being admitted.

Been good. Yea..sometimes being aware of your inner man is all it takes.

Concerning your waec correction issue. How long did it take you and which documents were you aksed to present?

dharay99:

aaaah woman dun vex open up,
#d utmost power of admission list.#

True.. Me sef don plot the graph and I discover say "people wey no see dier name for first list are more likely to develop hot temper"..

dharay99:

Itz qud to dream ßig & pretty fast.
#continuuu.

Na me dey tell you. My papa grandfather from my mama side second wife first pikin marry somebody whose maternal first cousin marry somebody younger brother whose mama step son dey currently marry person wey dey work for admission office daughter.. awsear..

If the list no comot as I talk,den e mean say the number of people who made merit is not even upto 1/4 of those Uniben will admit this year..

RobinHez:
Kiakiakiakia...one has to do something crazy to make God understand now o..

Na so sha. One can never separate man from the inherent belief that there's someone out there with the power to influence in their favor. Afterall,that same belief is what keeps us alive.

It is well jare, my fellow electrical brother.

Drdonzeez:
...Guy,dem never give me o

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It is well bro.

RobinHez:
Ah!
U never see Dharay99 now? The guy dey type amen to every prayer 4 here...even if dem no tag am

Oh boy, na only God go fit do am now o..!

Hahaha.. Na wa oh..

RobinHez:
Yeah...#preparedfortheworst!
I've committed it all into His hands ...I no get time to panic again!

Na so. No need to panic..

@bolded,when you turn pastor? . Make Uniben do release list before people begin join seminary school oh..ehen

Ray360,thanks for your prayers jare. You are blessed.

So you were admitted all this while but feigned not yet been admitted to commiserate with others? Mehn,you do have a large heart. Respect!!

RobinHez:
Abeg no use ur black yansh clean my name comot o


Things dey jare...I just decided to take my mind of everything, and go about my usual life.
How u dey na?

Lmao... you no well aswear..

Thats good. Me sef don forget say I write pume sef(lol..I pray oh).. Going offline for some time felt better than I expected. I don reboot,more like rejuvenated..

I think the list will be out this night or late tomorrow evening..

RobinHez:
Da boss! @Ksslib


I hide under bed dey greet u o..!

Me siddon ontop admission list dey greet u too..

Whats up na.. How things?

Neduzze5:
26hrs


Even the other day, as I was bathing under the shower, I was just pressing the phone and reading my WhatsApp messages.

Then as I was cooking two nights ago, I was turning the soup and playing Clash of Kings.

That was how my phone fell inside the pot of hot soup.

Thank God my phone is water resistant

Is the phone soup resistant?

This Tim Dakolo pic remind me of how we dey react those days when hungry beat you come from school,only to meet say na now dem dey put beans for fire..
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23hours...

The remaining one hour is spent charging it.

Oahray:
hmmm... Same answer here. A horse has twice as many legs as a man, and there are twice as many horses walking as there are walking men. So the ratio of horses legs to men legs is 4:1. Simply divide the total number of legs with the number of legs a man has. (70/2)

So the number of men would be = (1/5) × 35 = 7 men.

Number of horses would thus be 14.

I don't have your wisdom, so I had to solve it in my head

I wanted to point out the fact that the op's question was an ambiguous one,but i just say make I leave am.

He said AN EQUAL number of men and horses are going somewhere. If the number of horses equals men,then how come we have 14horses but 7men?

Secondly,when he said "70legs walking on the ground" was he refereeing to just the number of men who aint on their horses back, or legs in general,be it that of a horse or man?

If he was referring to legs in general,then he shouldn't have repeated the word "walking" twice,because having done that,walking automatically now refers to just men not riding horses.. Some of us actually read in between the lines. Anyway,I await your response. I might be the wrong one here.

@Kstadaura... Na wetin make me kuku stop dey solve cos i no dey like am wen I solve something finish,only to discover it's not correct because there was an error somewhere not on my part. The other naira kobo problem was one. Solved and solved for 40,000...then you change am to 40kobo.. Kept solving for 40kobo and knew something was wrong. Scrolled back up only to see that youve modified it to 0.40kobo.. Which levels na?

Ray360:
Hmm. I hope the current razzmatazz about Admission And all Didn't precipitate this decision?

Nah! Not at all. Trust me,this admission brouhaha is nothing compared to what ive been through in the past. Going by what life has taught me,it will take much more than not seeing my name again even in the second list to ruffle my feather. My outlook towards life makes it easier for me to take out positives from any situation. I guess I see what others dont.

Iam not perturbed in the least possible way. Past experiences have refined me into a machine sorta,who even in the face of adversity remains unflustered.

Ive seen it all. The bad..the baddest..the ugly!

RobinHez:
i only gave u an option: dare me!

See this one? . Common go sleep. Na wetin to mush season film dey cause be this..

Till then..

Ray360:
Ebullient Ksslib, Where are you going?

To clear my head,to feel the cool breeze on my skin. To interact with the universe. To literally feel the warmth of blood being pumped by my heart. To be more aware of my surrounding.. My inner man wants some me time,so i ll be taking a hiatus like the proverbial monk on a journey to the mountain top.

Poets dey try oh..

RobinHez:
hahah...dare me and i'll mail u ure pics

Tah.. You don see any pinshure of me before? I post am only once some nights ago. You weren't even online then sef.

Just watch ur back sha cos I must gee you that slap.

RobinHez:
Ah! It has to be..

Just incase

There seems to be a little glimmer of hope afterall. Somebody said his name didnt come out initially in the first list but when the second list came out he was given his course. Year 2013.

Me get lots of stuffs to attend to. Articles,science materials and Novels to read. Lots of movies to watch. Gat to stay away from the net for a while too,face the real world and clear my head too.

I don see your pic.. So na me go first give you that slap when we meet for department of electrical and electronics engineering late this year.

Till then. Adios

RobinHez:

lol...no worry!
We can recruit Dharay! He's a mercenary!

Mercenary ke! Na only to disrupt admission process me been suggest oh. Not to go kee pipu shildren..

Pukka36:
Haaa,Bros,na Herbal melesin fit cure Ur kind of crase O

Go siddon.

See ehn... Any person wey after checking Kofa page,see "SUBMITTED" and still remain normal, no normal in the first place.

RobinHez:
I dey ur back!

I dey tell you..

"The kingdom of God suffereth violence and violence taketh it by force"

So,you see am...even a whole Kingdom of God na violence win am last last. Not to even mention small uniben.

One small problem. Mr creek don get admission so we ll be ruling out any support from militants for now..

Pukka36:
Mad boi

Make second list comot first make I no see my name and FIRST CHOICE COURSE chosen.

Uniben go regret ever allowing me register for their pume in the first place. See..we go chop aspirants original certs for auditorium that day. We go block main gate.

Then maybe next year,dem go include doctor's report on mental evaluation as one of the crits to register for pume.

Ah.. no time oh!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bros! Shey you don graduate already? [/color]

Ahn han,which kain talk be this na? You dey mock me?

I be aspirin na. Sorry,aspirant.