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BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Lmao. Nawa o. Wetin we no go read for Nairaland?
Cc: Ochon, Ksslib.[/color]

I try picture the thing for head. One word---Hilarious. Lwkmd!

I prefer Romance and adventure to Comedy
I procrastinate alot
I'm only on shorts right now

Phuck phonetics.. we beef with tools n not grammar/for I could lend thors hammer/ just ta drill holes in ya fore-head... call am front camera/!

Iam blessed with skill. Jehovah did it/with knife, ah 'divide ya ma mamary glands'... till ya sober indeed/
now thats how to literally cry.... over split milk/

Darkrebel:
nice drop ksslib and joshuabase ...

Thnx

kr0ne:
How did u manage to download it?

I used Opera mini.

Which phone do you use?

kr0ne:
Ksslib, please can u send me Giyazz's voice note?

Yea. Via?

Make i play small..
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Let there be light but d moment I was birthed, earth was black again/
anti- hydroquinone.. i made planets, galaxies and the universe dark again/
But now a Reincarnated demon, Lib is back again/
so cemeteries better look forward to a thousand+ body bags a day/
cos d way ah dash dese f@gs a blade/when ah handle sword nd knack a gay/
Inyanya could testify I just love bleeding gays 'away'/
I could run bars thru your medulla..leave ya skull in serious deformation/
these flows so vivid... they like an ingenious demonstration/
I fly cargoes but these nigs en route contonou like inferior importation/
so when bullets pierce ya belle n paint ya intestinal walls red... U fit call am interior decoration/
Iam da python trapped in hell..spitting hotter venom/
Put a Nigga behind these bars n watch tears roll like a falsely accused ajebutter felon/
My skills could make a brother jealous/
cos i fit skin lime, use d back cover lemon/
i fit swallow razor..ffuck ur babe.. release sharp 'seed inside her belle' .. give her internal bleeding like water melon/
I see these animals crying... God pls dnt let this vet harm us/
Cos ma goons cld spray an Uzi if a nerd dare famz us/
Been long I dropped mehn.. almost like a year passed us/
Rusty as ffuck.. but still iller than tetanus/
I Drag weed with gods..leaving trails of smoke above like jet packs speeding the sky/
But that lame bitch Giyazz.. none feeling the guy/
I cringe when he spitting the lies/ claiming gangster n thinking he high/
but like Air Asia.. I ll have him fleeing the sky/
till he crash-lands in the ocean.. now sharks be skinning the guy/
Shey you wan diss?.. iam on board, leggo/
But best believe i gon make this son mellow/
I flow with a gods tempo/the type to de-cap you with a nail cutter once i go core ghetto/
Ma point is..lizard sef get grade.. i be croc, your papa na agama... you be wall gecko/
Stop forming oyinbo accent.. speak well..no dey fake am! wack biitch/
you put on 'Gen' take record ya verse...but still couldnt 'take out dark', bittch/
Cos like victor moses at liverpool, its the game you lack biitch/
Even Mi talk am.. cos cat sabi swim no make am cat fish/
Iam a whale to this lame azz gay snitch/
hes a 'mad swimmer'..cos true true.. the guy small pass 'cray fish'/
For sharpness... your ogor pass iron/
Ugly nerd..Ya head carry contour pass gallop/
no be wordplay but guy! You war war pass riot/
nd keep playing games, maybe oneday you ll progress to Libs level/
I gat lucifer looks.. you cant compare to this devil/
but with dat kain face..guy you sure say you fit settle?/
Dat ya 'half pass 6' eye is proof.. that if the slowpoke counts from one, it'l take him 30mins to reach 7/

I could make rhymes off resolution... revolution.. devolution.. elocution nd the fact that the monkey's still undergoing evolution

but i ll rather rhyme perfect n hotter like i ovened it/
E.g We all know giyazz's open teeth/
looks even more disgusting than his Grandma's opened T..i.T..s/!!

gottoboy:
Android or ?

Android

Darkrebel:
go download --Android Download manager in case of next time.. the app converts any file and makes downloading easier

Oh! I thought it was only for downloads sef. I ll download it later then.

Darkrebel:
I see wackos, cocksuckers and biters pained and consoling themselves

Elymaxiimus where are all the judges and doope heads.. krone cooger..guy..ksslib...illness..fyh...ted..emaprincce

why are you guys not voting And snubbing? you are giving all these newbies and laymen a chance to ruin everything ...cos to me only ibimi has voted.
you making me not wanna vote in your threads again or wanna do this audio ish again ..
.its past 24 hours already ...
..Wtf?

Iam not snubbing. I was having trouble with the file formats cos Im on android.

Trust me, you dont wanna know how many MB I spent on downloading invalid files of you and Giyaaz's audio or the one I spent alone on play store downloading diff third party apps. It was Power Amp that finally worked this morning.

Besides, I ve voted.

Chai. At last. Finally got an app that could play those file formats.

Note--- I ll vote without reading the notes(verses) they both dropped here. I dont want to be swayed. I ll vote base on the audio only. Afterall, its an audio brawl.

Rhymes---- Tie.. This was a close one.

Flow---- Giyazz . He really flowed well and was entertaining.

Delivery----- Darkrebel (I loved how he delivered his lines, most Esp the punches and the build up that led to each. This is rap battle and his delivery, very well connected to his punchlines and that made his verse very enjoyable.

Punchlines---- Darkrebel. (No argument here. The Ivy thing, always ultra, wrap gift, D prince--mum in goody bag, 2mins passport did it for me. Plus I heard them clear and crisp---- no need to rewind.

Personals---- Giyazz. The way he mimicked Rebel was funny, cool and creative.

Mvgt----- Darkrebel

I must say---- I enjoyed this battle wella. Both battlers were sick with it. Tuale.

simdam500:
1 is a lie

True.

Vivly:
Ok I get now.


But if I hadn't said I was born in June, it would have been ok.

No P.

Yes!

Vivly:
Not really.
I was born in February let's assume I was, is true.
Anyone born on 29th February celebrates once in four years... another truth.
And then, my birthday will come this year is a lie seeing as there's no 29th of February this year.
You get my point?

I get your point/ brain teaser concept, which is nice but since you were born in June and not Feb, that makes it a lie and playing the game base on assumptions ll make it complicated, plus it'll defeat its purpose in the first place. Using stuffs about oneself, which are truths makes it alot less complicated.

You get mine?

Vivly:
Lol. I wasn't born in February o. I just wanted to use this particular teaser since it'd make people think before replying. You know, February 29th and Leap years. Na June baby I be.

I see. Nice!

But erm, that means you gave two lies and just one truth, which is against the rules, except of course--you choose to celebrate your Birthday only once in 4yrs.

I went to church on New years eve.
I have never left Africa.
I have never left Nigeria.

Vivly:
Correct.

Kpele.

So, which year are you celebrating next?

Vivly:
Wrong

I guess it Number 3 then. So your B-day wont come this year?