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Nairaland GeneralRe: Brave And Gallant Nairalander Kills A Lion In His Village (photo) by Ksslib(m): 10:41am On Dec 31, 2014
DickDastardly:
You cant even kill a goat angry
We dont kill goats here in Mars. undecided . We hunt dragons and use their bones as toothpick.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brave And Gallant Nairalander Kills A Lion In His Village (photo) by Ksslib(m): 9:39am On Dec 31, 2014
Lwkmd
PoliticsRe: Seven Boko Haram Members Die In Explosive-laden Vehicle by Ksslib(m): 9:05am On Dec 31, 2014
Good for them. Beasts!!
LiteratureRe: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by Ksslib(m): 10:12pm On Dec 30, 2014
You see! This is one of the reasons I hate this world. Its like some strong force out-there in the universe randomly hand picks some humans from the beginning of time and tags them as those destined for doom.

I dont blame Ella. Right from her childhood, she was doomed and psychologically messed up by a shameful, disgusting Uncle John and an iam not sorry to say, useless mother, who was never there to provide the much needed emotional support to a kid who neither had relations, family friends..e..t..c

She was just a naive, innocent little girl that was caged, psychologically engineered for doom and unleashed into a cruel World to further become the very architect of her own predicament.

I look at this Girl's current age, what shes been through, the age at which it all started and words fail me. Sigh. I blame this World, I blame the Universe for making some people so unlucky- right from birth.


Brilliant write-up standd!
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 11:45am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
lol , i thought as much , was just pulling your legs though .
No P!
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 11:37am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
so can your strange human self tell me how he knows me?
I dont know you per se; only came across an engineering students thread not to long ago, in which you declared your school and course. Thats all!
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 11:28am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
Leave your aliens self
Ok. Iam back to being human for now.
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 11:18am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
Till that times comes , try learn to be real .
I'm lost. Real in what sense huh
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 11:13am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
You aliens never cease to amaze me with your rhetorical answers undecided
When you're on Earth , act like the damned humans, so we were instructed. undecided

We, the inhabitants of Mars, will stop at nothing but see to it that you humans learn modern and intellectually superior ways of communicating without the need for being rhetorical, soon as we colonize Earth.

Ciao!
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
what about sign language? undecided
You humans never cease to amuse us with your rhetorical questions. undecided
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:37am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
undecided undecided confess joor
We dont speak pidgin here in Mars. undecided
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:34am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
who are thou? undecided
An alien, travelling through the fabric of time-space! undecided
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:27am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
Because am one undecided
I know angry. Elect elect uniben. undecided
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:22am On Dec 30, 2014
elantraceey:
why engineering student? undecided
Why so concerned?
EducationRe: Picture Of Python Killed In Osustech by Ksslib(m): 10:52pm On Dec 29, 2014
ShirelleBaby:
Oh my my

HOPE IT ISN'T ONE OF THE STUDENTS THAT WAS COMING BACK FROM MEETING?
If a probe into its belly reveals as much a biro, pencil-or at worst, scientific calculator, then iam afraid to agree that-- youre right. embarassed

Its probably one of those engineering students coming back from night class!
LiteratureRe: A Merry Christmas (Short Story) by Ksslib(m): 9:01pm On Dec 29, 2014
Nice piece! Enjoyed it, the humour inclusive.

What!” Moustachio exclaimed, his moustache ruffled.

Our collective peals of exclamation were so raucous that a grazing goat nearby ignored its food, looked up and stared at us balefully.


The scene above really really cracked me up cos I actually pictured the goat doing that. Hahaha.

Nice one.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 11:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
Limerick:
grin
grin

Btw, nice diss .. Cool stuff. E make sense.

I never fit still listen to darkrebel own cos of the format. Na BB u dey use?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:17pm On Dec 28, 2014
Lmao. This place na real jungle aswear. grin

Na wa oh. grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 7:00pm On Dec 28, 2014
Guykhena:
Oh,na BB me dey use..
ok. no wonder
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 6:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Guykhena:
App? No app o,it just goes straight to my music player...
Iam on Android. You?

Which player be that?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 6:41pm On Dec 28, 2014
Guykhena:
Tight ish,,but why don't you like going in aggressive,not the screaming typa ish tho,,,
Which app you use play the aac file format? My phone doesn't support it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 6:31pm On Dec 28, 2014
Guykhena:
Lmao,nice shii,,,your pidgin flow no be here o grin
grin Thanks jare
LiteratureRe: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse-shorts By 5mmadness by Ksslib(m): 3:02pm On Dec 28, 2014
Interesting. Damn! That was close.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 2:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
Erm, note! My voice was low cos i didnt wanna shout, we had visitors at that time, plus i held my breath for most part of it.

Posted it on giyaz's thread.

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/3297ed47 grin

All for fun. grin

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