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DickDastardly:We dont kill goats here in Mars. . We hunt dragons and use their bones as toothpick. |
Lwkmd |
Good for them. Beasts!! |
You see! This is one of the reasons I hate this world. Its like some strong force out-there in the universe randomly hand picks some humans from the beginning of time and tags them as those destined for doom. I dont blame Ella. Right from her childhood, she was doomed and psychologically messed up by a shameful, disgusting Uncle John and an iam not sorry to say, useless mother, who was never there to provide the much needed emotional support to a kid who neither had relations, family friends..e..t..c She was just a naive, innocent little girl that was caged, psychologically engineered for doom and unleashed into a cruel World to further become the very architect of her own predicament. I look at this Girl's current age, what shes been through, the age at which it all started and words fail me. Sigh. I blame this World, I blame the Universe for making some people so unlucky- right from birth. Brilliant write-up standd! |
elantraceey:No P! |
elantraceey:I dont know you per se; only came across an engineering students thread not to long ago, in which you declared your school and course. Thats all! |
elantraceey:Ok. Iam back to being human for now. |
elantraceey:I'm lost. Real in what sense ![]() |
elantraceey:When you're on Earth , act like the damned humans, so we were instructed. ![]() We, the inhabitants of Mars, will stop at nothing but see to it that you humans learn modern and intellectually superior ways of communicating without the need for being rhetorical, soon as we colonize Earth. Ciao! |
elantraceey:You humans never cease to amuse us with your rhetorical questions. ![]() |
elantraceey:We dont speak pidgin here in Mars. ![]() |
elantraceey:An alien, travelling through the fabric of time-space! ![]() |
elantraceey:Why so concerned? |
ShirelleBaby:If a probe into its belly reveals as much a biro, pencil-or at worst, scientific calculator, then iam afraid to agree that-- youre right. ![]() Its probably one of those engineering students coming back from night class! |
Nice piece! Enjoyed it, the humour inclusive. What!” Moustachio exclaimed, his moustache ruffled. Our collective peals of exclamation were so raucous that a grazing goat nearby ignored its food, looked up and stared at us balefully. The scene above really really cracked me up cos I actually pictured the goat doing that. Hahaha. Nice one. |
Limerick: Btw, nice diss .. Cool stuff. E make sense. I never fit still listen to darkrebel own cos of the format. Na BB u dey use? |
Lmao. This place na real jungle aswear. Na wa oh. ![]() |
Guykhena:ok. no wonder |
Guykhena:Iam on Android. You? Which player be that? |
Guykhena:Which app you use play the aac file format? My phone doesn't support it. |
Guykhena: Thanks jare |
Interesting. Damn! That was close. |
Erm, note! My voice was low cos i didnt wanna shout, we had visitors at that time, plus i held my breath for most part of it. Posted it on giyaz's thread. http://www.datafilehost.com/d/3297ed47 ![]() All for fun. ![]() |
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. We hunt dragons and use their bones as toothpick.

