₦airaland Forum

dapsin999:
I was in 100Level Mathematics Dept, and liked this 200Level Chemistry Dept Student, walked up to her one Hot afternoon in Campus and I told her the Koko, then rounded it up with I LOVE YOU
She asked me: WHAT IS LOVE?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?
That single mistake made me graduate with a 2.2 mehn.

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Just perfect. I'm sure you went home and did some serious thinking about your life

This country is totally screwed

Finally, this show has ended. Looked forward to this day even before they started the auditions for this season's hbn

Lukaku's ball control is horrible likewise his first touch. I can place bets that martial would have more goals than lukaku currently has if he was given the same playing time as lukaku. He should watch how berbatov controlled balls

blaise00700:
Pardon my ignorance, what is this structure for?

that's what the current minister for transportation spent millions of dollars constructing

Never. What rubbish. The whole world is going crazy

Why can't we have streets like this in nigeria?

To be Frank, man utd has lost that fear and respect they once commanded. How can a team like man utd resort to using defensive tactics against sevilla, Tottenham etc. In the days of Fergie, this league would have gone down to the wire. Left for me, i think diego someone would do a better job at man utd than mourinho

[quote author=AdaIhiala post=66731655]Whether GEJ or PMB, it was done by the Federal government. After all, neither of them did it with their personal money. We pay and maintain the luxurious lifestyle of these public officials so that they can deliver with our collective money. So, irrespective of who started or completed it,I say weldone the Federal government of Nigeria. Spot on. You couldn't be more correct

I hope it is properly maintained and on no account should we start seeing church and election campaign posters on the walls of the stations. It defaced the beauty

Great. Years ago, russian minister of sports travelled out and was a guest at one of the tennis competitions. Intrigued by the game and how it would be of benefit to his economy, he came backam and said that anyone interested in going into lawn tennis should come for5h and they would be trained and sponsored. Maria sharapova was one ot those who trained there
One would think that our minister of sports would probably organize say a swimming competition especially in the riverine areas where these folks have been swimming for ages. Who knows, a micheal Phelps may just spring forth.

seguno2:
Are you having a competition for the most useless governor in our country?
Or why bring tribalism into the matter

. Thank you. A wise question.
Sensitive issues like this and issues of tribalism would creep in.

Na wa. How do these governors sleep at night knowing fully well that salaries, pensions are been owed. When budget is presented, i want to believe that provisions for salaries are stated. So why then cant these monies be paid.
The worst part of all this rubbish is that this governor will walk on streets and people will cheer him on. This same man will state his desire to contest again in the next elections and people will canvass for him. So bad

Many politicians dont know our anthem. Really bad. For people like iwobi, bryan idowu who were probably born and raised outside the country, they may be excused

Despite the genocide faced by rwanda, they've sat up and currently have one of the fastest developing economies in africa. Their power supply issue has beensolved, kigali, the country's capital was voted the cleanest city in africa.
What shocked me the most was when a friend told me that he knew someone in Rwanda who wanted to do some business. He went through the normal process of registering his business and they told him his business license would be ready within 72hrs. The young man, been a Nigerian thought that the 72hrs given will take forever but lo and behold, he said he got a call as well as a mail telling him his license was ready.
Upon getting there, hr asked how much was he going to pay and he was asked why would he pay money for a business that is just starting up and hasn't even started yielding profit. The young man was gobsmacked
Now in my country Nigeria, you will be taxed, youths will come and tell you to pay development fees, environmental fees, sign board fees and so many irrelevant nonsense. The interest rate on loans gotten from banks in nigeria is over 15% whereas japan is less than 3%. Wr honestly have a long way to go and sadly, we aren't on the right path

I only hope the money gets to tye people it was meant for as well as been used properly

The things that grace front page of nairaland these days ehnnnn....

So there are plans to air this programme continually?

On a serious note, what has yahaya bello done for kogi state or what positive impact has been felt in kogi from the federal government?

Still king of comebacks

Man utd needs to make de gea the highest paid player in the club

That pass from herrera to pogba was out of this world

And to think that he's thinking of selling martial and mata just shows how mourinho thinks. I'll pick diego siemone anyday. Plays attacking football as well as been very cautious defensively

Funny enough, if mourinho buys mbappe, neymar, cr7, isco, he'll still set up his team to be defensive minded. He's a great coach but his approach to football is horrible. If bayern munich coach, heynecks could come back to coach bayern, sir Alex should do likewise. This isn't the utd we all use to love

Shambolic display from utd. No spine at all

I forsee this match ending in a stalemate. Whst sort of hairstyle is pogba having? He needs to sit up and stop acting likr he's the best thing simce slice bread. Despite all cr7 has won, he doesn't act as flamboyant as pogba

To be sincere, buhari has been a collosal failure.

It may seem like a joke but it is worrisome. Your works should speak volume for you. We never expected Nigeria to change over night but we at least expected to see signs that things would improve. I clearly remembered when petrol price was increased to 145 naira, ibe kachikwu assured us that in a space of 6 months the price would begin to fall. I remember our president campaigning against politicians travelling abroad for treatment. Instead he spent over 3 months in uk receiving treatment. I'm not against him receiving adequate treatment abroad as i believe health first. I'm concerned that he hasn't sat down to discuss with the minister of health to see how such standard facilities and adequately trained doctors can be found in nigeria to prevent us from taking our monies here, purchasing visas, paying for medical treatment abroad alongside other miscellaneous expenses that may arise
Honestly, we have a long wayto go and sadly, we haven't even started. We now how religious and ethnic clashes added to our previous problems
I initially had little hope in this government but i must say such everything has faded
God bless Nigeria

Still remains the most talented Nigerian artiste

Honestly, we really do have the wotst set of leaders. I find it uncanny how a group of terrorist will drive into a community filled with military men, drop those girls and nothing was done to them(terrorist) to prevent such shame from happening again. Nigeria is now a laughing stock to the world

IamZod:
You head dey there.
Rick is one of my favorite hip hop artist.
Have you listened to 'idols become rivals ft Chris brown.

have you listened to tears of joy' by ross? An old song but amazing.

A huge fan of jon bellion especially all time low and human