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U rili live in fantasy land

Love is God

For those expecting a video come on now be nice
For all those who think its me whateva
For those who r typing stuff about punctuation is this a competition I just didn't know cos I would have brought my game on mschew rubbish if u don't like or understand don't comment simple as ABC

I don't wish it 4 my enemy imagine if na OSU/OOU cultist I don't pity the girl

Everlasting father

@ Reb, I love ur response gal got me blushing

This chic is a sadist oooooo

Aww she didnt have 2 lie so much I am sure there is a good reason

Nokia 1100 aka torchlight

Yes

Lol at bible verse

Fhemmmy:
They are now married with 1 kid

And this information must be from the horses mouth

Ok, tell her u dont feel comfortable wen romancing u and u know wat ur future holds for u and it doesnt involve seduction

Mohammed

Sori wat is ur definition of stress

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=298909.msg4221195#msg4221195 date=1248138906]allah is indeed bloody[/quote]He he he

Fabulous

Well my sister comes home yesterday and said she heard a lady in the saloon (which we all know is the best place for gossip) anyways the story goes, a happily married couple the lady got home 1 night and her husbands countenance has changed and she asks his family and him what happened and he said the truth will unravel the next day. So he calls her family members the next day unknown to the wife the husband don pack her load for her and he says i have something 2 show u all and suddenly a sex tape she did with an ex pops on the tv, and her screaming in a falsetto, everybody in tears and she packed her stuff 6 months after marrying the guy and her hubby asked for a divorce. The wife shocked that she didnt know and she gave explanations like the video wasnt clear cos the ex used a webcam 2 record it cos she noticed that the laptop was on the whole time, she didnt know cos she was facing it and the ex's back to the camera( i mean in the height of sexual pleasure how would she).

Her stupid husband sends the videos around his and her office so tey that gateman sef get am and how the husband saw the tape was during a boy's night out and sum1 showed him and all his friends had it on their phone before the wedding and just felt that dat shouldnt define their love and the guy said it did. My point was explaining 2 my sisters and mother that it dont matter cos from the story she did it in university and that was some 5 years ago(i guessed ) and that she's sorry and her ex probably did it 4 some stupid reason and if it was vice versa she would have forgiven him and nobody will ever hear about the video.

Sisters and mum go mad dat i am stupid and dumb dats live on fairytale NL  and 4 the best maybe not check nairaland too much as often as i do  dat i should wake up and smell the coffee dat this is the real world well dey rain insults on me 4 like 5 mins and said wat d guy did served the girl right, and stupid me brought out all our uncles cheating on their wives and their wives love them like white on rice hey another rounds of insults and saying cheating is different from having a sex tape(which is i guess) and events take over bring about the pros and cons of premarital sex and i was irritated so in stormed out i know premarital sex is not good but eveyone forgets her ex set her up.
Anyways my point how do i convince my family dat the lady does deserve a second chance at her marriage and there r worse things in life than a mere sex tape she made like zillion of years ago and also if u were in the guys shoes would u stick or scrambble

P.s pls try not to judge

Nooooooo tell the sister 2 tell the guy 2 tell her sister about their past and give him an ultimatum or else the sh*t is gonna hit the fan, and if the kid sister has any decency she will reject the guy like hot rocks BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER u cant eat ur cake and have it from the same family

IMO i dont think he "loves" u cos if he dos he wont be with dat chic move on

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=298440.msg4215595#msg4215595 date=1248060709]the man needs deliverance.

actually, so does the woman if I'm rereading your post right. She's a closet freak and dedicated church member? [/quote]Both boy and girl r stupid and unholy imagine that nonsense trying 2 get spiritual wiv me and give me advice on how 2 dress cos she dont know we know she and that guy r f**king their brains out, anyways @Theseeker i was typing about fornicators its not that i am judging but sometimes aarrggghh when she is addressing me i am like WTF she has this holier than thou attitude   whateva happens between pastors and their wives is their business and the level of freakiness they both have.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=298479.msg4220958#msg4220958 date=1248132692]awwww, u r such a sweet heart[/quote]I am abi wen i am against my sex so predictable

Whatever the future brings

It would be disgusting, gross, appalling, irritating, annoying any word that fits this bill _{i just cant stand girls} arrrghh i will prefer 2 die than live in a world wiv them

I think it has been said and written countless times its not about [size=42pt]colour[/size] but [size=48pt]things the person brings forth[/size]

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=298440.msg4215455#msg4215455 date=1248055878]sinners full this world sha.

Very unholy fellow.

abi does the woman dress to entice? [/quote]My sister na so we see am and suprisingly she no dey wear trouser even shorts na headache abori ma bodi

Always wondered how Brad Pitt copes if u dont like her job leave her cos there is bound 2 be a kissing/fake banging/private part touching scene one, in as much as she says she cant do it u can never tell wat the actor is offering her

I have a friend he and his gal dont even communicate in school just say a very cold hi but when he says of his sexcapades and how good she can own a jt all of us go ballistic, and if u see this babe in church chei u go fear and he says seeing her in church singing all those songs turns him on, so my dear Oyinda dats the definition of a real freak can u imagine having a hard on in church cos ur chick is speaking in tongues and u know later that night yall will be on cloud 9. As for the fantasies i see them as normal u have 2 be a freak 2 make that dude happy wen they r happy u r happy but wat irritates me most is peeps dat when they r in the bus wiv u they start cupping private parts now those r open freaks