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dont let IBB, OBJ and the rest hear this

in christ there is no sinner and no politifian

linguistics award for the DAME

I thought it should not be for my eyes only.

what would be the outcome of this moment?



THE LAST PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA

“President Jonathan’s plane crashes while returning from an official visit to the UK.” The news broke out today. Today is the 25th of September 2014. Today is the day CNN, BBC and Aljazeera reported that the president of Nigeria was feared dead. Today is the day NTA reported that Jonathan was still alive in an undisclosed hospital. Today is the day Boko Haram released a broadcast on YouTube claiming responsibility for the plane crash and death of Jonathan. Nobody knew what to believe.

“Goodluck Ebelemi Jonathan is dead!” The news update flashed 24hours later, on the 26th of September. The news generated anger, shock, jubilation, fear, tears… The ex-militants were angry. Igbos and Yorubas all over the country were shocked. Muslims in the North jubilated as Namadi Sambo was sworn-in as the new president. Muslims in the South-East and South-South were afraid. The people of the South-South, especially the Ijaws, were weeping… Meanwhile, rumours kept spreading that Jonathan had been assassinated by the British government and that the black box of the ill-fated plane was missing.

On the 27th of September, gboom, gboom, gboooom… There were multiple explosions in Bayelsa, Delta and Akwa Ibom states. Shell, Chevron and other multinational oil installations were the casualties. The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger-Delta (MEND) took responsibility for the attacks and promised more. The US president appealed for calm in Nigeria. Protests broke out in Lagos. The British High Commissioner to Nigeria denied rumours of the involvement of Britain in Jonathan’s death. The black box was still missing.
On the 28th, the mosque at the Main Market, Onitsha was razed to the ground by rioting youths. Governor Chris Ngige of Anambra pleaded for peace. Senator Dora Akunyili pleaded for peace too. Minister Diezani Allison-Madueke resigned from the Federal Executive Council in Abuja. Pastor Tunde Bakare, convener of the Save Nigeria Group, called for a Sovereign National Conference at a protest march in Lagos. Gi, gi, gi, gi… Gunshots erupted in the South-South between soldiers and militants. The UN appealed for talks in Nigeria. The black box was still missing.
On the 29th, churches were bombed in Kano, Kaduna, Sokoto and Niger states. President Namadi Sambo condemned the bombings, announced amnesty for Boko Haram members who would agree to surrender. Protesters in Lagos chanted, “No to amnesty! No to amnesty!!” Protesters in Onitsha and Owerri shouted, “Biafra!! Biafra!! Nye anyi Biafra!!” While rioters in Bayelsa set Nigeria’s flag ablaze.

That same day, in another YouTube broadcast, the Boko Haram announced: “Jonathan was an infidel! We killed him for ordering the massacre of innocent Muslim women and children in the North. We demand an Islamic Republic of Arewa, not amnesty!” They also alleged that the Nigerian Army was hiding the black box.
On the 30th, Ateke Tom, Boyloaf, Asari Dokubo, Chris Ekiyor and other MEND militants declared a Federal Republic of Niger-Delta. President Namadi Sambo responded by declaring a state of emergency in all the states of the Niger-Delta. Few hours later, the Chief of Army Staff announced at a press briefing that a thorough examination of the black box had confirmed that Jonathan’s plane crash was only an accident. Nobody believed him.
On October 1, 2014, Nigeria’s Independence Day and five days after the death of Jonathan, Chief Ralph Uwazurike declared the independence of the Democratic Republic of Biafra from Nigeria. Gani Adams and other Oodua Peoples Congress (OPC) leaders were arrested in Lagos before they could declare a Republic of Oduduwa. And in a most shocking move, the US president ordered the US Marine Corps of AFRICOM to protect the people of the new Federal Republic of Niger-Delta from genocide by Nigerian soldiers. Soon after, France, Israel and South Sudan recognised the new nation.
That was when President Namadi Sambo realised that all hope for a united Nigeria was lost. He was indeed the last president of Nigeria.
NB This is not a prophesy. Just fiction. Real characters have been fictionalized

you people are becoming a thorn in GEJ's flesh.
He is the president of nigeria not SS.

Ikengawo: This article is a lie and the writer should be arrested for slander. It's illegal in the US for US political parties to form alliances or work with foreign political parties and organization.

I know nigeria is lawless but the US is not, so it's best we not mention the US when conducting our lawless journalism

Were you around during Mandela's election campaign?
Do you know how many Americans were in his team?
Do you know how much was contributed by Ameicans?

i m talking about political gurus that did his profilling.

karbaka

can i use the pure water setup for bottled water.
i believe the treatment sytems are the same its just the bottling or satchet that differs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5knEXDsrL4&feature=player_detailpage#t=2955s

[size=16pt]watch him bow at the 49th min and stop i-bashing each other[/size]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5knEXDsrL4

[/[b]Clinton bow watch from 49min[b]

Na GEJ syndrom they worry them, behaving like Abacha.
rather, the mistake of the 60s, oil in the south, refinery in the north, vengeance.

are you naija based

kabarka: i have sent you an information,if you need a place to purchase it in lagos call me on 08063842418

did not get the info, kindly resend.
canonbj66@gmail.com

must see video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Claw_yRLF4M&feature=relmfu

can someone here help on the price of water treatment system reqd for pure water biz and where to procure in lagos. thanks

they lack morals and work ethics which is paramount to the profession.
without these no justice, they bear the name and increase data.

KPMG, Stanley Morgan,Lagarde,NOI = IMF.

slimming: My brother, it is God o, OBJ cannot make such a claim to himself.

You are better off asking GEJ, he'll confirm the post.

check this forum OBJ queueing in Mr Biggs

karbarka

please i need the price of water treatment equipment in nigeria.

canonbj66@gmail.com

dont be decieved PDP dont care about governorship election.
Na Aso Rock matter

cos he was sighted in minna that depicts he went begging IBB.
this is DIY journalism

na two people dey enter Aso Rock, na one dey commot.

this is decption, fraud and a deliberate act of diversifying another state resources to east.
A repeat of oil in the south and refinery in north.
oil in kogi but to be refined in anambra, a fool will accept your analogy of large deposit in anambra.
GGRREEEEED.

hischoice: @all, I am not against having standees on BRT buses (there should be, being a mass transit option), what I have a problem with is erring on the side of the allowable number of standees in a bus. Things get so compressed in there that people resolve to sitting on the plastic gear box cover beside the driver.
The Engineer in me thinks this is not safe. Rush hours at BRT stations doesn't mean there are lesser number of buses on ground, greed only make officers mount people on top of themselves before the bus leaves station.
Those "Oyinbo" bus pictures posted are not jam-packed. You need to look at those BRT bus pictures again. I still think it is inhumane.
Thanks all

if youve ever worked where your wages are deducted for coming late, you will beg the driver to hang like in molue.

historically, nigeria was structured after uk.
England, wales, scotland and northern ireland, england,most populous has more seats in the house. So the north with most population (majority) will always rule. GEJ a minority ruling is questionable to them A thoughtful political system was created for them by lugard which they adher to. the emir and the aristocrats, but they failed because they refused to develop it into a democratic system that involves the public in governance of the nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0A9-oUoMug&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUWrD7wPYgw&feature=fvwrel


NEW YORK RUSH HOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOR4OkPnF0

BEIJING RUSH HOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFW6Ro_Buw&NR=1&feature=endscreen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rfSeGDRqg&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XsrA5p1v4g


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DesdunCG0CI&feature=fvwrel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbV7CESh6pI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLaeo6uVfuw&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPWhK6P79Tc&feature=related



these are video shots of london underground peak hour.
so people standing and pushing is part of living in a busy city like lagos.

EKO ONI BAJE

he is telling ND youths GEJ is no longer on their side, no more awoof money.