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Religion / Re: 80,000 Scottish Independence Supporters March In Confirmation Of TB Joshua’s Pro by kvngtomi(m): 6:04pm On Jan 12, 2020
Oche211:

Four of Joshua’s eleven prophecies have already come to fulfilment – with the cleric revealing the US attack of Iran General Qasem Soleimani, the division between Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and the British Royal Family and the passing of Oman’s ruler Sultan Qaboos bin Said Al Said.

The US have already labeled Solemani a terrorist, so no new thing if he's killed. The rife between Prince Harry and the royal family have been on since the time he married Markle, so new thing either. So tell your pastor to stop giving us lies.
Religion / Re: What Is The Difference Between God And Lord? by kvngtomi(m): 10:06pm On Dec 01, 2019
OtemAtum:
This is what you were taught guy, but the reality is the history you have just read there. That you see it on the wikipedia that Mohammed was born 570AD doesn't transpire to the actual truth. Even people lie about their ages and Mohammed isn't an exception. Allah has a creator and himself knows his creator. Go and read the Book of Universal History to study how Allah was created. How I wish you could see a revelation of how Allah your god is currently confined in a spiritual cage, then you would have discovered the truth of the whole matter. Peace.

But you too you read it right? Or were you there physically to witness the events? NO, Arabic is one of the languages of the world and they gave the literal meaning to the word ALLAH, so why are you saying they are wrong? Please gwt your facts right before spewing unnecessary rubbish here. Peace be unto you
Religion / Re: What Is The Difference Between God And Lord? by kvngtomi(m): 2:24pm On Dec 01, 2019
OtemAtum:


Allah aka Abd Allah is that man(turned god) whose philosophy was propagated by Mohammed. That god is first an Arabic god before muslims made people see him as God Almighty through killings, jihads, destructions of lives and properties, terrorism and rape. Go and read the origin of Allah in the Book of Universal History and read the account of his second reincarnation to the earth and thank me later.

Common Era II
Chapter One

1. Now between the 280,500th year of the homo sapiens era and the 281,000th year, many things had happened on the earth. Many popular religions had become unpopular and many new religions had emerged.
2. Now Islam, being the religion containing the philosophies of Allah emerged within this period. In those days, a man named Moh, being a Zoroastrian, sought for a child, being married to Ramata his wife for twelve years.
3. He had rendered prayers to Mazda his god from time to time, but he had no child. Now at the twelveth year, Ramata the wife of Moh conceived and had a son in the 280,567th year of the homo sapiens era, which is also called the 567C.E.
4. When Moh had seen his son, he named him Ahmad, saying, I will thank Mazda my god continually.
5. And so was the child called Moh-Ahmad born in Yanbu, which was not far from the lake called Yanbu.
6. Now a man named Abd-Allah, being also a reincarnate of Allah, had no son. And Abd-Allah was a man of many words, having written a lot of philosophies. Now in those days, the people of the Arabians gathered before Abd-Allah to learn his words, for they regarded him as a god.
7. But the Zoroastrians and those who worshipped Illat and Hubab hated him, saying, why does Abd-Allah, a mere man, equate himself with a god? He shall die suddenly for this.
8. However, Abd-Allah continued to get stronger. And those who learnt his philosophies submitted themselves to him to be his slaves. And he said to them, all humans are my slaves, for they shall know it and become so in their souls.
9. Now when Moh had heard so much concerning Abd-Allah, he left Yanbu with Moh-Ahmad his son and came to Medina to see Abd-Allah to learn from him. Then Abd-Allah began to speak great words.
10. And he said to Moh, your son is one who shall make known my words to the world. Therefore I have laid hold on him and you cannot return with him anymore.
11. Now Moh bowed his head before Abd-Allah and said, blessed be you Abd-Allah, the most merciful and the most beneficial. For you have chosen my lowly son out of thousands of people.
12. You have said, let Moh-Ahmad be the propagator of your words. Who is Moh-Ahmad my son to be privileged to bear your words? He is like an ant before you. Take him with you and use him as you wish.
13. Now Abd-Allah put his right hand on the forehead of Moh and said, your name shall be famed together with the name of your son Ahmad forever, because you have chosen not to withdraw him from my presence, but rather, you have released him to me Allah, the greatest.
14. Now return to your land in peace while Ahmad your son shall remain with me. And Aminah my wife shall take care of him. I can assure you that there shall be no sufferring come upon Ahmad your son.
15. And Mohammad shall his name be called forever.
16. Now Mohammad was Seventeen years old when he came to be with Abd-Allah. And Abd-Allah taught him all his philosophies, saying, you must observe all of it.
17. Now when Moh had returned to Yanbu his land of nativity, Ramata his wife asked, saying, where is Moh-Ahmad our son whom you took with you to Medina? Then Moh said, do not call him our child anymore, rather, call him the slave of Abd-Allah our god.
18. For he is now a slave to Abd-Allah, the most merciful and the most beneficial, whose seat is in Medina.
19. Now Ramata said, what have you done O Moh? Why have you decided to take our son away to be adopted by another man who has no child? Have you forgotten how we suffered for many years before having our only child Ahmad?
20. You have behaved foolishly in this matter, O Moh, for you have exchanged the glory of Mazda the Almighty with Abd-Allah a mere human being.
21. Now bring our son back, else both you and me shall not have rest of mind in this house.
22. Now Moh said, Ramata my wife, you have spoken ill of the only one god and you shall not escape being punished for this. For you disbelieve Abd-Allah as God.
23. So Moh reported Ramata his wife to Abd-Allah, who was also known as Allah. Then Allah sent his slaves saying, go towards lake Yanbu and take Ramata forcefully, for she has spoken blasphemy and she shall die.
24. So Ramata was taken forcefully by the slaves of Allah. Then she was tied to the stump of a tree. Then Allah commanded, saying, cut off her left breast. So they did,even before the presence of Moh-Ahmad her son.
25. Also Allah said, cut off her feet. So they cut them off also.
26. Now when Moh-Ahmad saw this, he cried aloud and struggled with the executors. But they overpowered him and pushed him aside. Then Allah commanded that the head of Ramata be cut off.
27. So her head was cut off. Then she died and her blood was mixed with the food of the cows and rams. Then the people rejoiced and made merry.
28. And Allah said, she has paid for her own sins. For no one struggles with me, Allah and go free.
29. Now Mohammad(as he was called) grew as one of the slaves in the court of Allah. There he was being indoctrinated with many of the things which Allah had written.
30. Now the memory of the masacre of Ramata his mother continued to haunt Mohammad, even when he was thirty years old. And he ran away when the slaves of Allah went to fight against the Zoroastrians.
31. And Allah said to his other slaves, go after him and make sure that he does not escape. So Mohammad was caught and brought back to the court of Allah. And he was flogged with many stripes. Then he was chained like a dog and fed likewise.
32. And Allah said to him, you cannot escape from me. For you shall be the one to make known my words after I might have departed this earth. For the souls of every one is in my hands.
33. And if you refuse to do according to my will, you shall die and be cast into a burning fire forever.

After explaining to you that ALLAH means the Arabic word for Almighty God, why do you still remain ignorant? And to correct you, Muhammad(S.A.W) was born in the year 570AD not 567CE. CE means Christ era and AD means After Death. Both are used interchangeably, There was never anything like Abd Allah, Abd short for Abdul means slave. So get your facts right before coming to pour rubbish for us here and don't believe everything you see online. Propagandas are everywhere. Pick the right one not the fancy one.

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Education / Re: Ufuoma Peace Oghenerume Called To Bar by kvngtomi(m): 7:33pm On Nov 30, 2019
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Properties / Re: Omo Onile In Lagos State: Share Your Experiences by kvngtomi(m): 7:42pm On Nov 22, 2019
Omo onile in Lagos ehn...... They can never leave. That's how one day a constructor came to my area in Makoko, upon stepping out from his car, he was greeted by a battalion of thugs, waiting to to collect money for stepping out of his car. After that they keep coming literally every time to collect money for any material delivered at the site.

Lagos and Omo onile is like Amala and Ewedu, inseparable

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TV/Movies / Re: "Living In Bondage" Premiere With Cast At Vivacinemas X Torley Nigeria (Photos) by kvngtomi(m): 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Special Spesh Shares Davido's Toilet Video by kvngtomi(m): 4:03pm On Nov 21, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Becomes Ciroc Ambassador, Shades Big Brother by kvngtomi(m): 3:59pm On Nov 21, 2019
She should just enjoy her endorsement in peace jare.



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Education / Re: FUTA Students Arrested For Beating Up 100 Level Female Student by kvngtomi(m): 8:09am On Nov 17, 2019
helinues:
Some girls deserve beatings truly with their running mouths

No offense, but you wont take it likely should Ibadan ladies abuse you.. Chei, Dem get mouth heh
Are you sure you didn't take weed this morning? Even if she has a running mouth, it is not in their rights to beat her up. And that guy be forming JOHN WICK on top puna.
Nairaland / General / UI Jaw War 2019 For Faculties by kvngtomi(m): 11:34pm On Nov 14, 2019
Today was a day of intellectual bangers and jabs as jaws were broken and words chewed. The premier university in Nigeria had its second public speaking event, the Jaw War for the Faculties. fourteen faculties were present to present their points and as well throw jabs at their opponents.....
It was a night of excitment and vigor as representatives from each faculty came out to argue on the point they were given. More still to come......
Cc
Lalasticla
Myndd44
Dominique

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Education / Re: Ebhomielen Ofure Mary Had 7.0 CGPA At The University Of Ibadan by kvngtomi(m): 9:10am On Nov 13, 2019
mercytripletz:


Just take your jealousy and hate else where.
For her to graduate with a 7.0 (PERFECT CGPA), she can code very well.

Don't be fazed by the CGPA bro, although she is very good.
Education / Re: Ebhomielen Ofure Mary Had 7.0 CGPA At The University Of Ibadan by kvngtomi(m): 9:08am On Nov 13, 2019
Nickisindigo:
pls help me ask her which program can see code with then the result can be justified
She is a web developer and a very good one at that. A student of my department and an inspiration to other aspiring ladies in the programming world. She is a gem.
.

She writes Javascript, Java, Python, HTML5, CSS3 and the likes.

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Religion / Re: 4 Reasons Christians Die In Sickness by kvngtomi(m): 2:30pm On Nov 10, 2019
FrLukas:
Mr TundeKorede

I put it to you that the reason Christians fall sick and die is because they have failed to grasp the true meaning and teachings of Jesus the Christ.

The power to heal yourself lie with you. The knowledge you need to heal yourself and others is available if only you'll just ask, seek and knock on the door of knowledge.

But why do they still die? Why do they die from diseases, accidents, and other forms of death? Why why why? I'm just a wondering fellow pondering on the wonders of this beautifully created world.
Business / Re: Fire Guts Buildings At Okobaba Plank Market, Ebute Metta (video) by kvngtomi(m): 10:45pm On Nov 08, 2019
Steve28:
This is more spiritual to physical, is getting too much.

There is nothing spiritual there. Harmattan is fast approaching due to the effects of climate change and to cap it all, these people build their houses with wood, so they are likely to face fire related problems
Business / Re: Fire Guts Buildings At Okobaba Plank Market, Ebute Metta (video) by kvngtomi(m): 10:44pm On Nov 08, 2019
That same area again!. Was it not five years ago that fire razed the whole community but lo and behold! you see residents constructing another wood house the next day!!! Okobaba I hail thee.



I live in Makoko so I know.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Storm Streets To Welcome Tacha In Port Harcourt by kvngtomi(m): 10:33pm On Nov 08, 2019
dominique:
People troop out to see celebs all over the world, nobody shames them or call them lazy youths. I don't know why we must always shame our own at every opportunity we get, we have got to be one of the most self-deprecating people in the world.

But the celebrities you mentioned are those you can boldly accept as one, not one that went into one controlled house waking and sleeping for three months, doing nothing and yet you see some lazy people tripping out to welcoming her. It's really disgraceful for my country!!!!

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Produces 26 First Class Graduates At The Law School by kvngtomi(m): 10:01pm On Nov 08, 2019
Has always been the best, will always be the best. We moving forward, UNIBADAN first and best, raise true mind for a noble cause


Recté sapéré fóns

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid VS Galatasaray: UCL (6 - 0) On 6th November 2019 by kvngtomi(m): 10:02pm On Nov 06, 2019
Topmaike007:
embarassed embarassed where are my fellow madridsta

We dey here
Jokes Etc / Re: For Fun: Share Your Favourite "HUSTLE O" Proverb by kvngtomi(m): 9:57pm On Nov 06, 2019
My brother!!!!

HUSTLE O make dem no use your poverty do documentary..

HUSLTE O mk garri no become daily habit for your life

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Health / Re: 17-Year-Old Game Addict Dies After Playing Game All Through The Night (Photos) by kvngtomi(m): 3:36am On Nov 06, 2019
Mywd:
You see... If we make bad use of these our technology... Den it will do us bad... Who knows whether the game sef has its particular spirit or maybe it is a devilish game

What is dis wan saying, which devil? Instead of you to face the issue, you added spirituality.


Anyways that was a bad parenting from the parents. I trust Nigerian parents, for one month you no go use eyes touch am.

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Crime / Re: Police Rescue 259 From Ibadan House Of Horror (Photos) by kvngtomi(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2019
Carmit:
Is this actually an Islamic practice
Like is it accepted by the Qur'an?
I'm confused.
No it's not but the way some people practice this religion ee, it is as if those of us the remaining Muslims are stewpid!!! Extremism and ignorance, two deadly cancers eating deep into Nigerians!
Nairaland / General / Another Hilarious Road Sign In Kano by kvngtomi(m): 1:54am On Nov 04, 2019
A twitter user recently uploaded a picture of a road sign reading No You Tone instead of No U-Turn. This is really funny and it is not at the same time. Maybe the designer decided to copy the chip whip design. grin

Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli Kicks Ball Into Crowd, Walks Off Pitch After Racist Abuse(photos by kvngtomi(m): 1:39am On Nov 04, 2019
DaniDamani:
He is not the only black that plays football. If he is humble he will be well respected.

See Manni, Kante and others.
Because they are plying their trades in England. Let them move to Italy and maybe they too won't be abused. Remember Koulibaly was racially abused too this season
Crime / Re: Tochi Nwawuba: 'SARS Arresting Me For Keeping Beard' by kvngtomi(m): 1:08am On Nov 04, 2019
americaninja1:
D story is nt adding up. My issue is if u don’t have anytin u hiding in ur fone an laptop . Y nt let dem feed dere curiosity. I’m sure dey will let u go if u allow dem check it without hesitation.
So they can then file a case against him abi? Is like you haven't had an encounter with SARS before, if no, pray not to cos you will regret giving them your phone or laptop to check
Crime / Re: Tochi Nwawuba: 'SARS Arresting Me For Keeping Beard' by kvngtomi(m): 1:06am On Nov 04, 2019
skyhighweb:
clap 4 ur self wat a long post from a slowpoke human [s]clap 4 ur self wat a long post from a slowpoke human [/s]clap 4 ur self wat a long post from a slowpoke human
And what a sickening quote from a r*ted fool!!!




Yes you saw what I wrote, r*ted fool!
Crime / Re: Tochi Nwawuba: 'SARS Arresting Me For Keeping Beard' by kvngtomi(m): 1:03am On Nov 04, 2019
skyhighweb:
and u came online to complain but wont stand ur ground, thats y dey keep doing what dey do they harass u u do nothing offline but come online to complain
How will he fight back after he is threatened? Until he is shot abi?
Celebrities / Re: Frodd Feeds 500 Kids On The Street (Photos) by kvngtomi(m): 1:00am On Nov 04, 2019
hinere:
This man will go places. He is truly a blessing. When other bbn celebrities are slaying daily on Instagram, this boy is busy changing lives.

God will bless him. Frood knows the pain of struggle and so doesn't want yo see others in that position he passed through in life.

He will be lifted up.

Frood is a true definition of a celebrity .

Which fucking lives is he changing? By feeding 500 people? Abeg stop saying shit jor. After he feeds them, they will come back to that same spot the next day awaiting another kind hearted fellow for food and other accessories.

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Crime / Re: Two Robbers Burnt To Death In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by kvngtomi(m): 12:54am On Nov 04, 2019
Many that participated in the roasting may not even know the reason why those two are being roasted, because they heard thief thief, they started killing. This is one of the reasons why Nigeria is not moving any inch forward.
Celebrities / Re: Khafi: MET Police Have Asked Me To Return To Work by kvngtomi(m): 12:44am On Nov 04, 2019
Maybe the boss in charge want to taste from her pot of kpekus too grin

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Religion / Re: Six Reasons Gambling/Betting Is Not Good For You As A Christian by kvngtomi(m): 1:18pm On Nov 03, 2019
Betting is the act of gambling money on the outcome of a race, game or other unpredictable events

Bros what do you mean cos I am not understanding here ooo. You now later said betting or gambling. Why why why? Truly, it shows how much you gamble with words and you lose pathetically...
Religion / Re: Pastor Performing Roadside Deliverance In Lekki, Lagos (Pix) by kvngtomi(m): 1:45pm On Nov 02, 2019
Wetin Yakubu no go see for suya joint

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