₦airaland Forum

How many masquerades operate every month

Even if he is looking for a means of income generation through tourism, why cite something as lame as masquerade dressing

Why not brain storm on a tourism venture that brings money in ever second

Go to the Vatican for instance, you pay like 100euros( not sure), to tour that place and look at all the paintings. Each tour last only about an hour and the place is always packed to the brim, with people on the current tour and those waiting for the next batch; the next hour.

So to bring up festivals that rarely happen and masquerade dressing as a source of employment is just grossly irresponsible.

That is a part-part-part time job at most, more like a 1/100th part job which can even be done for free by hobbyists and enthusiasts, mtcheew

I remember when that obiegelli zombie also wrote one long article about how it was indeed feasible to pay unemployed graduates 5k a month.

She was so headstrong also, a unique zombie trait. Not that being headstrong is bad in itself(not at all), but when you are brainless and headstrong as well, then that is like zombie territory right thurr, like "am zombie, arrghhhhh, food, food, food, am zombie, food, food..."

Even when her master, almighty Dullarpo, said he wouldn't pay, she was still saying its possible. Its like she needed to be reprogrammed to go along with Dullarpos new programme, else, being a headstrong zombie, she'd probably have kept going and going in true zombie fashion.


Now another zombie crawls out from beneath the soil So there will be MTN masquerades soon ehn

How much does the masquerade dressing job pay per month Or does it only pay one day in a year

Zombie

I won't doubt anyone's hardship at this time. Though fuel queues have reduced in my area of Lagos, it could still be terrible in other states.

That's how I was saying I haven't had light for 9 days and someone was calling me a liar

Like, do you live in my house Or on my street

mtcheew

DaBullIT:
WAILERS will argue with no facts


Claim massacre with no Evidence

Counter a good news with Bad news

and Blame Buhari in every possible way



But what they won't tell you is that Power has been constant for a while now , it's not 24 hours stable, but we know the timetable /shedding schedules and we don't get disappointed

They won't tell you there's no queues in petrol stations and they won't tell you they bought petrol for 110 yesterday , but if you challenge them they'll say it's expensive ( Still blame Buhari as if he controls petrol stations )

They won't tell you that Boko Haram has been reduced to pile of Dust and Fulani herdsmen are just another way of making Buhari look like an erdyot , but deep in their minds , they know it's safer for them than it was in previous administration


They will condemn APC governors for owing workers their salaries , but won't talk about Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi , Okezie Ikpeazu and others that despite the huge allocations still owe workers


I am not surprised anymore and i won't be because nothing will ever be good enough for hypocrites

How does zombie know past his master

Which electricity are you talking about Abi no be Fashola talk say in son dey get heat rash

My area flashed light this morning after 9 days of no power supply and took it under an hour and you expect me not to wail Not everybody is heartless and soulless like a zombie

Still no talk about coal bah

Always gas, gas, gas, jokers!

Even past administrations have been jokers as well.

I just celebrated 9 days of uninterrupted darkness, at least as far as mains electricity is concerned.

When will these guys start talkingseriously about coal

Why always building gas power stations far away from gas processing plants Then they start hoping pipelines dont get vandalized, mtcheew.

Have you ever heard of coal vandals before

Tired man

They've finally brought back our light. Thank God.

This guys zombie level is of the charts men!!

Real talk, from now ama put some RESPEK on ur name, u errd me

A true blood zombie, u rarely find these in this day and age, unlike the half breeds that are more common everywhere.

When ur name come up, am gonna have to RESPEK it.

So u finished or u done

spartanobad:
This national service of a thing looks very interesting
Waiting and praying patiently for my own turn

What is interesting about shhhitting in a nylon bag

Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess

When you have a political candidate that advocates for the scrapping of NYSC, my people, biko, make una vote for am.

Such a useless scheme, walahi

Abeg who fit epp me carry my gen go station

This is day number 9 now with not a single flash of mains electricity in my side of Lagos.

Why can't you only toll new roads

Do I have a problem with lekki link bridge being tolled Not really, cus its a new road/bridge.

Do I have a problem with Lekki-Ekpe being tolled Helz yeah!!! Tolling a road that was already in existence is a fraud. People were already living there for goodness sake meen, now they have to pay 240 everyday.

What alternative is there to Lekki Eppe New market road Fvck outa here!!! How do you expect rush hour traffic to use one lane That's right, just one freaking lane.

Fashola, you are a big fraud meen. I just hope ambode does a lot more to show how big a fraud you were. At least he has painted Lagos police cars, a sign of common sense.

Mediapace:
You wan dash me MB TO WATCH IT!

Pics or i will not watch it

If they put just pics, nigggahs will say Photoshop.

Now there's video, nigggahs will say, no MB

Mr Vice, this is 8 days now and not a single flash of electricity in Lagos of all places.

I wonder how no electricity helps the economy

How does no electricity improve my productivity Which in turn helps to boost my immediate community

Why are you responding to someone When you and Fashola should be out in the field with helmets and boots fixing power supply.

Oga, with all due respect, u need to put on that yellow helmet right now and call Fashola, tell him to meet you at the power station for today's work, mtcheew

If workers can't get paid a liveable wage, then I see no reason why the presidency, senate and all top government reps should be living a flamboyant lifestyle.

If you cant pay workers a liveable wage, then it means we are broke and you really shouldn't be getting an official car worth 38 million.

It means the senate head shouldnt be getting an official car of like 200 million

It means the president shouldn't even have one jet, talk less of eleven.

It means government reps shouldnt be paid estacode.

It means governments shouldn't be spending 1 billion yearly on feeding.

It means, furniture allowances, newspaper allowances, medical allowances and all should be scrapped.




They say they don't have money to pay, if that's the case, why are they using the little money we don't have to give themselves allowances from head to toe

If they don't have money, then the only thing they should collect is salary, cus after all, we don't have money right

Gov shouldn't tell us crap about no money and then be collecting newspaper allowance, da fvck.

Pay for that newspaper from your own salary.

Pay for that official car from your own salary.

Pay flight tickets to meetings in Nigeria and abroad from your own salary.

On your own OYO, mtcheew

So annoyed at these useless commenters

Is 18k enough to live on

Even 50k, is that enough When you have to pay rent, transportation, medical bills, feeding, home needs, etc

You guys thought process is one that belongs in the prehistoric age.

If they can't afford to pay them full time, then employ people part time and pay them per hour.

How will someone work 40 hours a week, maybe more and take home 18k Even 50k

Fvck all u guys men, you are all part of the problems of this shhhithole country. I just wish I could slap every one that commented above, bastards

Every commenter on here deserves a dirty slap, from engine oil stained hands, mtcheew

Nigerians, always suffering and smiling, cowards and shhhhit eaters!!

So NLC is fighting for you (or your people), but you go about talking trash

So Fashola can build website for 78 million,

Senate can buy common car for 38 million,

But workers can't get a liveable pay bah

Dafffft Nigerians, mtchhew.

NLC, I support this amount and I suggest you stand as firmly as you can, so that even if you give any ground, like 10k or 20k, my people will still be able to live like humans on 70k per month.

davo3286:
Kikikiki...9ja army no dey chop wel na im cause am.

I know you must have meant this as a joke, but it is sooooo true.

Think about it, min wage in Yankee is like $7 per hour and there is mad food everywhere.

Pancakes, huge steaks, mashed potatoes, salmon, waffles, chicken... all in huge proportions.

A typical meal in a Texas restaurant will be like a huge steak that covers almost half the plate, small rice, small veggies and so on.

Now 8 days of no light in my area of Lagos

What is happening

Why do citizens of Nigeria have to live life like those that did 300 years ago, when technology hadn't leaped yet

8 days now, my inverter batteries died some months ago, so I only have the gen to rely on. Can't do solar power yet, due to budget restraints, so essentially I am stuck!!

Stuck as in, going through extended periods where there is absolutely no power in my house and I'm forced to just lay down, sigh

Another reason this country is just too daft men.

Still restricting peoples movements for a whole 3 hours every month.

The black man may really be cursed, cause all we see is daft policies after daft policies.

Sometimes, I weep for this useless entity called Nigeria.

What is the website of NSCDC

Dumbasses everywhere in this country men, I'm sooooo tired.

Sawdust

They are fighting for a better min wage, yet, its Nigerians like some on here that will say its unrealistic.

Why are most Nigerians so daft men

So 18k min wage is the one tat is realistic abi

18k for food, shelter, transportation, clothes, house supplies(soap, tissue...)

Look at the ediot up there saying 56k is unrealistic, but 38 million per car for the senate is realistic huh

I'm just starting to hate most of these daft Nigerians. They are too many and they are everywhere

6 days now!

This country is a fvcking men

**now 9 days**

No light in my area ofLagos for 5 days now, 5 freakkking days

When people are landing on the moon, we can't get electricity in 2016

[size=40pt]2016!!!!!![/size]

Is this really a country sef

I'm just sooo tired men, dunno what to do.

taurusmena1:
These people do not lack the ideas rather they lack the wherewithal to combat these challenges.

Exactly, just selfish.

Or daft, dunno, but when u keep hearing no gas, no gas, no gas, no gas... U start to really wonder how daft they are.

Coal, hydro and even solar can make this country self sufficient.

-Revive coal mines and make coal the major source for power.

-build power plants next to gas plants, then run transmission lines instead of gas lines.

-build more dams

-use some forest land in the south and some desert land in the north to farm solar power. Plant solar panels back to back to back

...

Ediots

babyoy:
Instead of criticising Fashola, why don't we suggest some solutions.

Here's a solution:

[size=30pt]COAL[/size]



Ever heard of coal vandals before Didnt think so

Topestbilly:


I jus interrupted you... restart pls

Omo I dey go sleep, I go come back wen everybody don sleep finish

I will try by 3am

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