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PoliticsRe: Naira Becoming Worthless! 4k To Small To Buy Petrol by kYjelly2(op): 7:40am On May 15, 2016
TippyTop:
Yes it is, lets pray we don't end up like them.
I pray so men. I hope they get better as well.

We have to stop this downward spiral of our currency now.

I remember when I was younger, a bottle of coke was 10 naira. Now N4,000 can't even get me to half in my car sad

This government has to figure out a way to add value to our currency now!!
PoliticsRe: Naira Becoming Worthless! 4k To Small To Buy Petrol by kYjelly2(op): 7:37am On May 15, 2016
oduastates:
And you are at fault
Shoooo >:

Have you eaten this morning?
PoliticsRe: Naira Becoming Worthless! 4k To Small To Buy Petrol by kYjelly2(op): 7:34am On May 15, 2016
TippyTop:
This is how the naira might look in few months time.

https://chinwag.com/files/images/photos/2342854191_9f4794a1fd.jpg
Damn! Is this Zimbabwe?
PoliticsNaira Becoming Worthless! 4k To Small To Buy Petrol by kYjelly2(op): 7:24am On May 15, 2016
I am just coming from the petrol station where I bought N4,000 worth of petrol and my gauge didn't even get to the half marker point sad

I used to be able to fill up for between 4k - 4.8k when my fuel warning light starts showing.

Would probably need like 8k now to fill up.

This is no laughing matter.
PoliticsRe: Photo: See What Businessday Newspaper Say About Buhari's Policies: Do You Agree? by kYjelly2: 3:04pm On May 14, 2016
at least the patient is wailing, unlike if it had been one of the zombies.

zombies will still be saying "sai baba!", even after dullarpo start to dey fvck dem 4 yansh with all those bitter injections still hanging on their bumbum undecided

zombie be like " yes! sai baba, fvck me baba, u are never wrong, sai baba ooooooo! am coming 4 u baba"

undecided
PoliticsRe: You Are At War And Saw Her, What Will Be Your Next Line Of Action??? Pics by kYjelly2: 10:24am On May 12, 2016
kissval1388:
lolsssss undying heart attack















unfortunately u are wearing bullet proof, so d bullet didn't penetrate. u turn and tell her bitchhhuh why you girls so heartless?? go to hell. 8 headshots
grin hehehe

If its me, after the bullet bounces of my vest, I will karate kick her gun, hiaaaaaan!! Then I'll pull her close, kiss her passionately and tell her "you fvcked up", then yeah, the headshots angry
PoliticsRe: You Are At War And Saw Her, What Will Be Your Next Line Of Action??? Pics by kYjelly2: 10:11am On May 12, 2016
divinehand2003:
I will walk up to her and declare my undying love for her.
How can you battle with a fine girl like this? No one will.
As you are saying "damn girl! Ur so cute, I just wanna" BAMM!!! She shoots u right in your chest undecided breaking ur heart sad
PoliticsRe: See The Surprising Thing I Discovered In Ministry Of Solid Minerals' Budget. by kYjelly2: 9:56am On May 12, 2016
Well, they are just following fasholas blue print for his 78 million naira personal website.

Have you guys even seen that Fashola sitehuh Total trash, with updates like once a week, or a month.

So they can chase out the former aviation minister for spending 250 million on bullet proof rides, but they are okay with spending almost a billion on a common website bahhuh

Not like the website will be interactive like Facebook, or even nairaland. It will just be a site were you go and read info.

All that for almost a billion, chain!

APC, I hail men, I fvcking salute u guys
PoliticsNigerians, Is It Time For Electric Cars? by kYjelly2(op): 9:47am On May 12, 2016
Electric cars and solar panels seem to be the way out for long suffering Nigerians.

Now that prices for both are dropping, I think its time a large percentage of Nigeria's begin to adopt these new technologies, to cushion themselves against the constant petrol and electricity crisis.

PoliticsI Filled My Tank On Monday At 86, Yezzrrr!! by kYjelly2(op): 9:18am On May 12, 2016
Woohoo, am just laughing at the people who will by fuel at 145 naira, as I already got mine at 86 with a full tank wink

I'm like yo wassuphuh Wassup homie huh



I'm using this fuel in my car till December 2017 angry

nothing as good as fuel at 86 men, just feels right, very sexxxy. Everybody I see now, I tell them the fuel in my car is 86, whether they ask or not. Dem be like, how it take consign me and I'm like I got fuel at 86 biish undecided Wassuphuh Come at me bro angry
PoliticsRe: How Exactly Is Buhari Fighting Corruption? by kYjelly2(op): 10:38am On May 11, 2016
TheNonce:
undecided


See question?




Some really have eyes but cannot still see!
Shouldn't we all be witnessing a revolution of sorts in the way of doing things, if indeed this fight against corruption is true?

There is corruption everywhere and you need holistic measures that permeate all areas of society, if indeed this fight against corruption is to be thorough.

We always complain that foreigners write that Nigeria is corrupt and those foreigners often cite bribery cases involving police, customs, e.t.c So we can't overlook the everyday society.

The Major pillars for a developed society are education, security, power and healthcare and in Nigeria, they are all corrupt. Teachers still corrupt, police still corrupt, even hospitals are corrupt.

I am not seeing any holistic approach, just a fight against a few perceived enemies. Is this a holistic approach?

We keep hearing daily news about Saraki, but we all know why he is being prosecuted. I am fine with him going to jail, one down I know, but what about the others? One down and how many million to go?

Where is the holistic approach?
PoliticsRe: Between Iraq And Nigeria: Oil And Power! by kYjelly2: 10:20am On May 11, 2016
suyamasta:
No no no population is not the problem rather its an advantage for fast market growth look at China or India
No disrespect, but how many 'almajiri' are out there working hard like the Chinese?

Population control is essential to development and if one must have a large population, them that population had better be productive.

Family planning shouldn't be frowned upon.

In Nigeria, you'd see a woman with 7 kids begging on the street and she may even be pregnant with yet another kid. How does this population spur growth?
PoliticsHow Exactly Is Buhari Fighting Corruption? by kYjelly2(op): 8:23am On May 11, 2016
I always hear that buhari is fighting corruption, but yet our institutions are still corrupt; police, customs...

For instance, if I was made the President and state police wasn't effected yet which I would try to do, I will at least start with using technology to hinder police corruption.

In the U.S, most Police vehicles have dash cameras and microphones to help keep them somewhat accountable. So in essence, the victim can argue in court based on footage from the police video.

Its like when my uncle would always complain of his truck driver stealing his money by not buying the right amount of diesel and other mischievous acts. To counter this, he installed a camera and tracker on the truck, so he could monitor both the drivers and the route they took, checking for any route deviations.

What I see is the prosecution of a few people like Saraki for instance, whose only crime it seems, was taking the senate presidency for himself against wishes of his party.

How is Buhari building strong institutions?

At the airport, officials still smile and ask you for bribe and nothing seems to be done about this, no sting undercover operations, nothing.

So are we all okay if only the likes of Saraki go to jail, yet all our institutions are still corrupt?

You can hardly go to the U.S and offer custom officials 20 dollars to let your stockfish enter, as that may spell major doom for you for bribing an official, but here it still happens with glee till this day.

Again I ask, how is Buhari fighting corruption?
PoliticsRe: I Will Do Everything Possible To Keep Nigeria As One – Buhari by kYjelly2: 8:44pm On May 09, 2016
When you say "anything", do you mean like restructuring the country? Or do you simply mean killing everybody that doesn't want to be under Nigeria anymore?
PoliticsRe: Fashola Reveals The Road Map To Incremental, Steady And Uninterrupted Power by kYjelly2: 10:13am On May 09, 2016
Shit makes me so mad men.

I remember my Power 101 class in Electrical Engineering and the first source of power they mentioned was coal. Good ol' reliable coal.

How can almost all your power plants be gas fired, isn't that insanityhuh

How would vandals vandalize coal pipelineshuh

Oh wait, there are no coal pipelines you dumb murrafvckers angry
PoliticsRe: Fashola Reveals The Road Map To Incremental, Steady And Uninterrupted Power by kYjelly2: 10:08am On May 09, 2016
Why can't we do shhh right in this countryhuh

Did you guys see how many gas power plants he listedhuh Am I the only one that saw thathuh

So we have like 90% gas powered plants and 10% hydro powered plants and that's ithuh smh

So no coalhuh

Even the U.S has about 40% coal powered plants, but here we just have our coal doing nothing undecided

So what happens when you repair the gas pipelines for like 3 months and someone blows it all up in just 1 dayhuh Back to square one I guess, not sohuh

Dumb murrrafvckers, mtcheew undecided

PoliticsRe: Buhari Said This While Signing Budget 2016 & What A Senator Said Abt It(pics by kYjelly2: 2:16pm On May 06, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Buhari should take it easy with his lies
Like when this same man, Adesina said:

[size=16pt]"THOSE COMPLAING ABOUT NO ELECTRICITY SHOULD GO AND FIGHT PIPELINE VANDALS"[/size]

Just imagine that shhh undecided

Now, they come and tell us that they feel our pain.Ask him why he is not with ak47 now in the Delta jungle. Maybe cause they run his gen 24/7, mtcheew
PoliticsRe: Buhari Said This While Signing Budget 2016 & What A Senator Said Abt It(pics by kYjelly2: 2:08pm On May 06, 2016
tuale4u:
The first budget in 16years with clear vision, goal and deliberation. Very purposeful and ambitious budget. Buhari has proven to be a true leader of vision and goal with the way he handled the budget. He left no stone unturn despite all d pressure and impatient among d people, he kept his cool. What a dogged focus leader!!!
Left no stone unturned u sayhuh

Someone that can't even find the stones undecided

Wasn't it buhari that told a foreign reporter that she knew more about the budget than he didhuh Yet here you are talking about "no stone unturned".

Y'all are funny man!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Said This While Signing Budget 2016 & What A Senator Said Abt It(pics by kYjelly2: 1:58pm On May 06, 2016
Ordinary budget signing causing jubilationhuh

Do you see the point now why some guy opened a thread asking why blacks act like animalshuh

Ordinary budget for crying out loud.

Sorry to say, but it seems most Nigerians are just illiterate.

I hope they removed the BMW cars and the 120 million naira website.

Dumb nigggahs errwhere undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 10:21am On May 06, 2016
AAinEqGuinea:
I agree that for the most that we're just a messed up bunch of people.

Here's Mother Africa's gift to the world:

[img]http://1.bp..com/_otfwl2zc6Qc/SBzXCta4GQI/AAAAAAAAEZU/Bnx35XeVX9Y/s1600/IQ.png[/img]

I've seen so many threads like this and nothing comes close to offering a compelling reason why we're (black people) so far behind and we yet enjoy it. Of course we can't complain too gallantly, bc then these black mofos believe that something is wrong with you for complaining, as if it's normal for global blacks to be so pathetic, weak, and dependent. Not one nation can stand on their own. Black slaves acted like this, which could have been anyone in Africa, blacks then didn't care who they sold and white buyers didn't care either. Fellow slaves believing that other Blacks who plotted running away were crazy, "Massa feeds and clothes us" Blacks everywhere still yelp some variatant of those same slave quotes, pretty much affirming that we're not going anywhere any time soon as dark people. Let's all Pray that whitey or chinks drop some more help our way.

At one point I considered that African Americans, Carribeaners, and Africans were different, but no we're not. Sure, many blacks speak different languages and practice various forms of their own voodoo... but for the most part physically,behaviorally, and physiologically we're all the same. We're programmed to hate each other more than to collectively dig ourselves out of the hole we're all in, btw this was how slavery worked and is still working. Blacks like OP and me are cursed to be smothered on every side by the most defeated and worthless blacks on the planet, but these same blacks act very tough for some strange reason.
Bravo! Bravo!

Like why would I inherently hate black peoplehuh My own kindhuh No way! However, our track record is one that inspires hate in me.

I myself hate generalisations, but sometimes, when you want to look at a situation from a birds eye view, groupings would be unavoidable.

Forget the black groups everywhere else like U.S and co and focus in on the biggest black group, Nigeria. Would I be wrong for saying that we have gotten it wronghuh

I keep saying this on all my threads, but I'm going to say it again. WE DONT HAVE ELECTRICITY IN 2016!!! If that shhh don't make a person sad, then I really can't relate with such a person undecided

Yet, the biggest black grouping would boast to other black groups, claiming such a title as "Giant of Africa", smh

Nigeria should prove me wrong for a start, that most blacks don't behave pike animals, until then, mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Did Kemi Adeosun Expose Buhari And APC On Channels. by kYjelly2: 2:58pm On May 05, 2016
carboblanko:
Very simple explanation. But of course the agents of doom will rather blame Kemi for the current economic crisis.
Its been one year now and we haven't seen much diversification and even the forecasted plans to diversify, which include ideas such as masquerade dressing, aren't really awe inspiring.

One has to hope sha!
PoliticsRe: Did Kemi Adeosun Expose Buhari And APC On Channels. by kYjelly2: 2:51pm On May 05, 2016
mekaboy:
OK, you have stated the problem, now what is your solution? Sit back and watch with hope that things get better someday while people starve to death?
Damn! Its like ur in my head, with that ur comment.

EPP me ask that Excuser undecided
PoliticsRe: Did Kemi Adeosun Expose Buhari And APC On Channels. by kYjelly2: 2:49pm On May 05, 2016
obailala:
Fake/exploitative foreign investors don't take their money to places where there is no money; the new ones ignore such a location and the old ones pack their bags and leave. You don't need to be reminded that there is a severe scarcity of funds in Nigeria presently, do you?

Also, with the nation relying on only oil for foreign exchange, I'm sure you don't need an explanation as to why there is a scarcity of forex? When there is a scarcity of a commodity, I'm sure you understand based on the principle of demand and supply, the reason why the value of this commodity goes up?... Finally, with the sky-rocketing cost of obtaining forex especially in an import dependent nation, I'm sure you shouldn't need an explanation to know why the cost of goods and services would go up (inflation)?
I'm not even here to argue, but I just want to ask you one simple question:

WHY ARE THEY THEREhuh

As in, why are they in government if you feel its okay to just be listing all our problems everyday, without working on them. We might as well be on auto pilot, nohuh

That's how Adesina blatantly said that those complaining about power should go fight pipeline vandals undecided

So now you feel proud saying scarcity, scarcity, scarcity abihuh So what is the solution thenhuh Or did we elect this government to just simply state all our problemshuh
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosoun On Channels TV Live by kYjelly2: 2:35pm On May 05, 2016
ephi123:
I shake my head at the direction politics is going in Nigeria. Basically it has been narrowed to Tribalism. Every political thread must be a battle. Can't you people be civil and simply state your points?

Maybe it is the hot naija sun that is causing all this needless aggression (both offline and online). Shame.
Solution, divide the countryhuh
PoliticsRe: Giwa FC of Jos goalkeeper, Timothy Chichi Okere dies by kYjelly2: 10:32am On May 05, 2016
This looks like a job for SUPERMAN!!
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 10:30am On May 05, 2016
Reyginus:
Very good. You understand what's happening. I think these Europeans or Americans, whoever they are, who think colour has something to do with the brain, is the bigger fool. How can people be this dumb?
Always pointing at white man like some cry baby!!

bish nigggahs, mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 10:28am On May 05, 2016
Reyginus:
You are too ignorant. So, how does that have to do with my skin being black if their are other blacks who have achieved the feat?
How many in allhuh

I also don't know why or how our skin color comes into play, I can only make deductions from what I see and I see that the biggest black nation, is a big black shiithole.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 10:20am On May 05, 2016
Horus:
We have to be very careful around the internet, many people have alternative agendas. Euro/Americans are on African forums to see what they can get away with within mainstream media. Many Europeans are here on Nairaland in disguise just to try and control the wave of information reaching our people and are here trying to deter your understanding. They post tribalistic messages to divide Africans. There are many agendas behind what you read. Know that it is actually an understanding of positive and negative that will truly tell you what is in the best interests for Africans. A righteous African may disagree with aspects of the message but they would not openly try and deter others from receiving it.
My nigggah, fvck all that shhht

U don't have common electricity in 2016 and ur talking about white people sabotaging youhuh
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 10:13am On May 05, 2016
Reyginus:
Y'all shouldn't take the op serious. He's a certified fool kicked out of the doors of even the foolish. He's known for insulting blacks. Don't take him serious. Imhotep, our in-house racist has started his madness again.
You don't have electricity in 2016 and you are here talking trash undecided

Your country men elected not only a man that has ruled before, but one that wasa former coupist and dictator.

mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians And Blacks Behave Like Animals? by kYjelly2: 9:30am On May 05, 2016
Just drive on lekkie eppe and you'll spot too many crazy folks.

Observe how people use the roundabouts in that area.

You have three lanes on the straight sections of lekki epe and also three lanes at each roundabout. If you are on the middle lane on the straight section approaching the roundabout, then you should remain on the middle lane at the roundabout. If you are on the extreme left or right lanes on the straight section approaching the roundabout, then you should maintain those lanes respectively.

However, you'd see almost all cars trying to go as straight as possible on getting to that roundabout. That shhhht drives me crazy yo!!!

Even cool cars like Benz's n BMWs still drive like animals there.

Do you know just how many scratches occur at that section due to plain foolishness?

What is difficult again in maintaining your lane at the roundabout?

Simple example: I'd be on the extreme left lane and when I approach the roundabout, I stay on the extreme left lane at the roundabout as well. However, you could have like some danfo that was on the extreme right lane before approaching the roundabout, but as soon as he hits the roundabout, he stars swerving all the way into my lane(the extreme left). Like why would you do that? You have like the middle and right lanes at the roundabout free, but yet, you abandon all that free space to try to drive me into the curb on the extreme left.

Even when some sections have clear lane markings for how to turn properly, people just zig zag anyway they want and when you correct them, they start cursing you. Shhhh pisses me off men!!

There is no fvcking law and order in this country men and if there is no law and order, then what separates us from animals?
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Tests Negative To Cocaine And Every Other Hard Drugs - Freeze by kYjelly2: 10:02pm On May 04, 2016
freecocoa:
We salute you, drug lord.grin
angry
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Tests Negative To Cocaine And Every Other Hard Drugs - Freeze by kYjelly2: 7:20pm On May 04, 2016
kannymoore:
you are wrong sir.

traces of some drugs still stay in the body system months after taking them.

besides, from Tiwa's video, everyone has already assumed that her estranged husband is a drug addict..i guess this new twist has throws some san-san into tiwa's story.
Cocaine leaves ur system in a week MAX, weed on the other hand can take a couple of months.

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