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RomanceRe: **Winner Dondave11** Win 500 Naira Airtime, Play The Refiner Game. by kYjelly2: 12:18am On Apr 27, 2016
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RomanceRe: **Winner Dondave11** Win 500 Naira Airtime, Play The Refiner Game. by kYjelly2: 12:17am On Apr 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Lagos To Demolish 800 Houses For 4th Mainland Bridge by kYjelly2: 9:55pm On Apr 25, 2016
I won't even mind if this new bridge is tolled, unlike the fraud of tolling lekki-epe that was already in existence undecided

If tolling of about N200 will enable them get financial partnership quicker and in turn quickly turn over the project, then that's fine by me.

Just get it done angry

BodyBode, if you get this done within your 4 years ehn, den me and you - quilox - drinks on me cool
PoliticsRe: Look At The Intellectuals That Voted For Buhari by kYjelly2(op): 12:49am On Apr 24, 2016
updatechange:
Funny buh why the aboki?
i don't know ooo, but na so we see am undecided
PoliticsLook At The Intellectuals That Voted For Buhari by kYjelly2(op): 12:33am On Apr 24, 2016
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Reliance On Gas For Power Is Unsustainable by kYjelly2: 12:07am On Apr 24, 2016
S6un:
Natural gas is the best source of fuel for electricity generation. Nigeria has abundance of natural gas, yet no electricity. To say the least, Nigeria is simply a zoo country
If you look at the chart I posted above, you'd see that coal is the major source of power for the U.S, even with secured gas pipelines.

Why has government not revamped all coal lines in this country?

This country is one big game reserve
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Reliance On Gas For Power Is Unsustainable by kYjelly2: 11:57pm On Apr 23, 2016
Op, why do you get puzzled at the workings of a zoo.

In all the zoos you have been to while growing up, have you ever seen anyone of the animals give themselves electricityhuh

Don't let suits and ties fool you, don't let the human forms you see in the street fool you either. This is about the biggest zoo in the world currently, but its sad that admission is still free.

PoliticsRe: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area by kYjelly2: 11:44pm On Apr 23, 2016
Big shame to this country, shame shame shame.

Shaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!

Ediot murrafvckers errwhere

Ordinary electricity?

Black man, is he cursed to forever be a baser animal? One not equal to humans, but a step above monkeys. Mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Derived No Benefit From Previous Devaluations Of The Naria – Buhari by kYjelly2: 11:40pm On Apr 23, 2016
My question is this, who gets the dollar at the official rate?

If I do a Google search now, it shows me dollar is 200, but I dare not pay with my card.

So who is getting the dollar at 200? When even marketers have difficulties getting it at that rate.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Says FG To Begin Payment Of N5k To The Poor Once The Budget Is Signed by kYjelly2: 11:34pm On Apr 23, 2016
These APC guys b like rappers men, releasing new singles every week.

Latest single title:

"Here we go again" feat DMX

expect another single in a few months titled:

"It wasn't me" feat shaggy angry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Needs $700 Million To Upgrade Refineries – Kachikwu by kYjelly2: 10:06pm On Apr 23, 2016
drss1:
d lies of dis govt is unbelievable sad wat about d $500 million kachukwu talk say dem save for subsidy last yearhuh
hope nigerians dey see d kind nonsense wey dey face dis con3huh hypocrisy on tribalism go bury dis con3. if dis con3, serius, dem for don sell dis scrap refineries teh teh. dis refineries na liabilities.
until nigerians wake up from daura economics, dis refinery wahala go continew forever!
[b]-after OBJ wasted billions of dollars trying to revive refineries to no avail, him finally approved say make dem sell dem in 2006. but wetin happenhuh yar adua revoke am.
- yar adua den voted hundreds of millions of dollars to revive d scraps OBJ spend billions trying to repair. but wetin happenhuh few weeks later dem spoil again.
-GEJ voted hundreds of millions of dollars to repair d same refineries yar adua spend millions trying to repair. dem start work, but 2 weeks later dem crash again. na dat time GEJ talk say dis problem no go disapear unless him remove fuel subsidy to allow oyel investors build private refineries. den 2012, GEJ remove fuel subsidy. but wetin happenhuh ojota dancers took to d street to protest fuel subsidy removal.
-deziani again advocate say make nigeria sell her refineries ASAP sake of say dem be liabilities. dem no dey generate d con3 any revenue. but wetin happenhuh dem cabals started witch hunting her like criminal.
-today, kachukwu dey talk say him need $700 million repair refineries again! same ones wey OBJ, yar adua n GEJ spend billions of dollars trying to repair![/b]
abeg make una kuku look at d above n tell me say dis one no be madness sad abi e no beta make govt just sell all d refineries use d moni build new oneshuh how much dem spend in d last 17 years trying to revive d scrapshuh d moni wey dem waste for dis scraps go build at least, 5 brand new refineries!
U are making sense sha, hmmm undecided

I've always felt, government owned in Nigeria is just a black hole.

Electricity money thrown, swoooop! Black hole suck am.

Refinery money, swooop! Into the black hole.

Even Nitel back then, swoopydeeswoooop sad


Abeg, make dem sell am and hands off the sector, except for regulation and no, not price regulation angry
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Receives Train Model For Rail Project (photos) by kYjelly2: 10:06pm On Apr 22, 2016
biko, why dis guy dey pose like bushmeat way hunter point gun for huh

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Prices Hit A Record-year High Of $46 Per Barrel by kYjelly2: 11:09am On Apr 22, 2016
Fmartin:
Can we say its the influence of junketinghuh
Of course you can, when you are a zombie undecided
PoliticsWill Nigeria Have 24/7 Electricity In Your Life Time? by kYjelly2(op): 9:20am On Apr 19, 2016
You go to other countries for vacation and you don't even think about electricity. It doesn't even cross your mind. Its not a variable like "x", like 2x, but a constant "k", never changing.

Do I feel like crying sometimes, even as a man? The answer is yes!

Since I was born into this country, I have never witnessed 24/7 electricity, even for just the "7".

Will you see 24/7 electricity in your lifetime in this countryhuh If you're not hopeful, how can we restore hopehuh How can we do thishuh

I have prayed and believe now is the time for action, but being just one man, I no not what action to take cry
PoliticsRe: We Live In Hell! by kYjelly2: 11:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
You want to sleep, no light.

You go to buy petrol for your gen, no kegs.

You want to enjoy ac in your car, fuel queues.

You want to start import business, high forex.

You want to have a bath, no water, no light to pump.

You want to have a great education, strikes, low standards.

You want to drive safely, chaos, no law and order.

....

Yet when one politician like Fashola makes a statement, you cheer and say, "this guy is great". You organize hashtags to "stand with buhari". You sell your conscience for odorless fufu and rice...

cry cry
PoliticsRe: Why Do People Say Nigeria Will Be Great Again? by kYjelly2: 10:51pm On Apr 18, 2016
ozoebuka1:
the funny thing is that we will all gather here and lament as usual and afterwards we will relegate back to supporting our tribes' man that is in power.... a sincere mind knows that our basic problem lies in tribalism I.e supporting people from our tribe even when it's very clear he's committed a crime..... I wonder why we shouldn't advocate that this country be made to function in such a way that tribal prejudice won't be given a chance to play a part.... Why can't all the citizens of Nigeria stand up and advocate for true federalism or better still dissolution of this country?
every sane mind knows that this will propel every region forward but due to lack of confidence some pipo has failed to accept this venture.... "How depressing".... "our" own doesn't really bring the effects "my" own brings yet we've refused to imbibe it in the issues concerning Nigeria... How I wish I have the power but then, what do I know?
Guess they're all waiting for the oil to finish.

Do you really, like really really, like really really really think that, if there was no oil, we'd still be onehuh

They hate you, but won't let you go or be semi autonomous. We calk that "crabs in a bucket" mentality.

When one crab is in an open bucket, it can escape. However, when multiple crabs are in an open bucket, non escape as each crabs pulls the other down. Real talk, watch a YouTube clip.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Foreign Trips: My Takeaway -- Fashola. by kYjelly2: 10:37pm On Apr 18, 2016
Most Nigerians are just too daft as evident in the amount of support given on this thread.

No wonder the country is turrrible, cus the inhabitants will support any and everything as long as it comes from their tribe, out of spite, or an acute state of deftness.

See people saying, "brilliant", "good job fash", blah blah blah. If ones eyes were closed, one would think that on opening them, their eyes wouldn't be able to set gaze on such immense transformation.

Nooooo, this fvcking Nigerians don't have light, queue for fuel for days (often sleeping there to be first in line)... but just speak some grammar to them and they forget that actions speak louder than words.

They forget that being able to drive in to get Petri during your lunch break is sweeter than voices of opera singers.

They forget that being able to come home from work and switch on your air condioner is sweeter than a ballad from a top artist.

They forget, always, always forget.

I just won't to curse you all, but instead, I pray that God gives you and me too, the courage to speak up, to shame these leaders, to not be taken for granted.

Save your accolades when there is nothing to reward but mere words.
PoliticsRe: 5 Sets Of Persons Who Betrayed Jonathan... And Nemesis Is Catching Up With Them by kYjelly2: 10:24pm On Apr 18, 2016
silent10:
Keep on deceiving ursef, ipob flat head grin grin grin
See zombie ooooo

According to zombie, life is great and there is petrol everywhere, talk about deception, abi na inceptionhuh

Zombie have to dream a dream within a dream, within a dream, b4 in get petrol undecided
PoliticsRe: 5 Sets Of Persons Who Betrayed Jonathan... And Nemesis Is Catching Up With Them by kYjelly2: 10:20pm On Apr 18, 2016
Deen77:
That is to your level of intelligent, you don't build an economy of a nation by importing petroleum products an essential commodities for God sake.

...
bet according to your masters in APC, its cheaper to import petrol than refine locally.

www.nairaland.com/2990011/cheaper-import-petrol-than-refine

What do you have to say about that huhhuh

Zombie undecided
PoliticsRe: 5 Sets Of Persons Who Betrayed Jonathan... And Nemesis Is Catching Up With Them by kYjelly2: 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2016
Zombies be like "I stand with buhari" grin grin

PoliticsRe: 5 Sets Of Persons Who Betrayed Jonathan... And Nemesis Is Catching Up With Them by kYjelly2: 10:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
AntiWailer:
To losers, everything that makes front page is a killer write up.
This is crap. and belongs to the thrash can
Chief Zombie 1 of the Dullarpo league of the undead.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Travelling To Repair Nigerias Image? Hahahahaha by kYjelly2(op): 12:05pm On Apr 18, 2016
Peep this guys:

Do you guys remember how there was always a reason for buharis travelshuh

When he travelled to chad, it was for security.

When he travelled to U.S, it was for nuclear summit.

When travelled to Saudi, it was to raise oil prices (hehe, according to the zombies)

...all of a sudden, when the pressure started mounting about his numerous travels, which he could delegate, it now turned to "Travelling to repair Nigeria's image", hehehe grin

Fela, you are a legend!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Travelling To Repair Nigerias Image? Hahahahaha by kYjelly2(op): 12:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
AntiWailer:
Remain dead.

This issues are beyond comprehension for toddlers.

You need to ask someone who understands very well to explain to you.


It goes beyond the 3-5naira analogy you are making.
Unfortunately for you, that was just a figure of speech. I can't remain dead like you zombies, that are literally all dead to reason.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Travelling To Repair Nigerias Image? Hahahahaha by kYjelly2(op): 11:40am On Apr 18, 2016
You country has petrol scarcity for close to three months, but you want to travel abroad to repair the countries image on fuel scarcity cheesy cheesy

Hahahaha, am ded grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Travelling To Repair Nigerias Image? Hahahahaha by kYjelly2(op): 11:38am On Apr 18, 2016
Dudeweedlmao:
May you should apply some KYjelly to that butthurt you're currently experiencing
Check this out:

So Fashola can't even repair the electricity structure here in Nigeria, but they want to travel out to repair Nigeria's image abroad for having bad electricity cheesy


You cant make this shhhh up men, pure comedy right here grin grin grin grin
PoliticsBuhari Travelling To Repair Nigerias Image? Hahahahaha by kYjelly2(op): 11:30am On Apr 18, 2016
These zombies won't kill somebody men.

I thought the most effective way to repair ones image, is to actually sit down and work on every "pixel" that makes up the image, not carrying the image around hoping others see it in a different light.

For example, if an employee is known for coming late, isn't it better that employee repairs his/her image by starting to show up early, instead of trying to lobby all his/her supervisorshuh

They keep taking Nigerians for fools and really there are a lot of fools in Nigeria, so they always have a ready audience, the zombies.

How many times has Obama visited Nigeria to repair Americas image for its notorious gun crimes?

Instead of them to try to figure out how to make security the same standard as developed countries, increase power supply, ensure there is availability of petrol, revamp schools, curb corruption on the streets... They are travelling to "repair our image to outsiders"huh

Does that make sense to any sensible person.

So you are what? Selling the image of a country with little water, no light, no fuel, shabby security, dangling education...huh

I just don't get how these zombies reason at times.

It is always best to work on yourself and let others be impressed by what they see, rather than letting yourself rot and hoping others see a fresh you.

Just tired of sharing a country with a great number of illiterates.
PoliticsRe: Tribe And Religion Aside -who Do You Know That Can Make A Better President by kYjelly2: 7:18pm On Apr 17, 2016
Definately not a past dictator.

Definitely not one that has ruled before.

Definitely not one that got the post of PRESIDENT, simply by shooting a gun.

Definitely not one, whose loss of election caused the death of the young.

Definitely not one without a certicate.

Definitely not one with F9 in math.

Definitely not one, who disregarded the mandate of the people.

Anyone but dullarpo would have bee better, but I can't end there, for fear of belonging to such a group as those who said "even with a NEPA bill they'd vote for him".

So I will say, yes a monkey would have been better, but at the same time, we really don't want a monkey, we have smart peeps everywhere.

The funny thing is, the electorates left out the smart peeps, left out the average peeps, even left out monkeys, then they selected Dullarpo undecided
PoliticsRe: A Restructured Nigeria - How Will It Look Like? by kYjelly2: 7:08pm On Apr 17, 2016
Why cant we have our own LAPD? LAGOS POLICE DEPARTMENThuh

where Mr fashionista body bode, can equip them to the teeth, run city closure and response drills, ensure proper and efficient revenue generation through fines imposed on traffic offenders, raise the standards of wages to that of other professional disciplines-to ward off corruption...



Whyhuh oh why, ooooh whyayaaaa, oh whyhuh

cry
PoliticsRe: How Is Electricity In Your Area? How Many Hours/day On Average? by kYjelly2(op): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2016
Situation is bad in my side of lag, no power supply since yesterday. Starting to feel sad again, but I must remind myself to be happy.
PoliticsHow Is Electricity In Your Area? How Many Hours/day On Average? by kYjelly2(op): 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2016
How many hours/day of electricity did you get last weekhuh

Do you have power from mains nowhuh

Let's here from everyone.
PoliticsRe: Oil Prices: What’s Behind The Drop? Simple Economics - New York Times by kYjelly2: 2:52pm On Apr 17, 2016
Cars are becoming more energy efficient in the western world.

You have hybrids and full electric cars, with my favorite being the TESLA model S. Tesla has even just unveiled their new cheaper model.

Demand for oil will keep getting lower and lower as technology advances.

Imagine having an electric vehicle in Nigeria, no fuel queues nothing. You would rarely ever go to the petrol station again in your life.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Not Sick” We Don’t Need IMF Loans – Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun by kYjelly2: 10:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
...but you need Chinese loan ba huh

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