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PhonesInnjoo 1 Issue by kYjelly2(op): 2:57pm On Apr 02, 2016
Hey guys, I have this pulsing light on my phone, is it normal?
CrimeRe: Lawal Nasir, FRSC Officer Killed By Reckless Driver In Abuja by kYjelly2: 11:55am On Mar 26, 2016
On highways, authorities should pull people over in their squad cars.

I don't think it wise how these officials just stand by the road side.

Well, I've seen the new police rides in lagos pull people over. I don't know if it was for legit reasons, but at least, it seems like a step in the right direction.

However, road safety still just stands on the side of the highway and try to flag slower moving vehicles cause high speed ones usually just speed past them.

I really don't know the situation surrounding this incident, but R.I.P to the officer.

They need to change, cause even I am guilty of speeding up when I see road safety ahead on the side of a highway. I usually just think to myself, how do these guys ever hope to stop me on a highway while being on foot?
PoliticsU by kYjelly2(op): 10:44am On Mar 24, 2016

PoliticsThey Say Military And PDP Destroyed Nigeria, But, Who Brought In The Military??? by kYjelly2(op): 4:11pm On Mar 22, 2016
Isn't it the same Buhari that brought in the military that destroyed Nigeria huh

Won't it have been better if he just outsted Shagari and conducted fresh elections huh

So now, other dictators rose in his footsteps, men of unchecked power to destroy this great country.

Who know how strong our democracy would have been by now, if not for Buharis gun undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Have Tortoise Mentality- Luke Onyekakeyah by kYjelly2: 3:55pm On Mar 22, 2016
Soooo, who ushered in the military and all it's wasted yearshuh

is it not the same Dullarpo huh

mtcheew, nonsense.
PoliticsWhen Minister Of Transport Transforms Into An Inec Transform by kYjelly2(op): 9:05pm On Mar 21, 2016
No wonder bubu called them noise makers, just check out all the noise he has been making recently.

What was ameachi doing in rivers for crying out loud huh

So this is the change abi, ajala president and noise making ministershuh

PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Look Into Rotimi Amaechi's Absence From Work This Past Week? by kYjelly2: 7:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
I have also been wondering about this issue for a while.

How can a Minister leave his post, fly all the way to his home state in which he just finished serving as a governor and then proceed to jostle for elections for his party?

It don't make no sense men and it's all out it in the open like "what you gon do about it?".

Sometime, I fantasize i have a sniper rifle to take these politicians out one by one, till it clicks in their peanut sized brains that "omo, all of us are dying oo", mtcheew, nonsense undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Islam Forbids Extremism - Buhari by kYjelly2: 11:51am On Mar 18, 2016
Do you support Sharia? Yes or No?

Stop all this overly complicated b.s.

Do you support Sharia?

Are you willing to rid Nigeria of Sharia that has been given birth to in the North?

Even on aljazera, they asked him:

Do you still support Sharia? The man started going on about how boko is not Muslim. How is that relatedhuh


Simple question, DO YOU STILL SUPPORT SHARIA?
TravelRe: My Ordeal With Customs And Quarantine Officers At Emirates Airline Desk MMIA by kYjelly2: 11:38am On Mar 18, 2016
galantjoe:
but op. seriously when u carry any agricultural produce like garri one must provide quarantine certificate.
so you ought have obtained the quarantine certificate before queuing in the line. such that u will just show them
ur certificate.

Corruption will always thrive in Nigeria if nigerian always seek short-cut, cut corners or by-passing the official procedures.

the op action encourages corruption in the system. so even he will be arrested for evading the payment of required fee to
govt agency responsible for quarantine services.

that is my opinion.
No, he will and should not be arrested angry

All the official would have to do is kindly tell him what and what in his luggage would need the certificate. At least that's what would happen in the U.S, cause if you really think about it, a lot of flyers around the world are mostly ignorant to the ever changing laws regarding what you can carry with you, on a country to country basis.

I do get your point however, but that would mostly apply when wrong doing is immediately punishable by law and the said law breaker tries to bribe his/her way out. An example of this would be bribing a police officer when you get caught in a traffic infraction, like say you beat a red light and offered the guy 5k.

To tell you the truth, we are all guilty to some extent, but we can't give up just cause we aren't perfect, after all, no human is.

So in essence, authorities must set the tone and be the most liable simultaneously.

Do you think if not for strong institutions of law and order in the United States, that their citizens won't be acting "Nigerian"? Look, an average white dude would piss in the Bush if they were really pressed with no public restroom around, but being that the law is so strong there, what you have would be an overall majority deciding to pee in their cars or hold it military style, rather than risk getting caught peeing in public by a law enforcement agent.

So yeah, law enforcement is by far the most liable and we should hold them accountable, after all, they do have the power to arrest you for giving the bribe, but you don't have the power to do the same to them for asking.
PoliticsRe: Why Fuel Scarcity May Persist —NUPENG by kYjelly2: 10:08am On Mar 16, 2016
PoliticsRe: It Is The Year 2016 And Nigeria Still Doesn't Have Electricity by kYjelly2(op): 9:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
the white man now even has electric cars, awon tesla and dem, yet u murrafvckers can't even get electricity right

fvck u all, for real angry
PoliticsRe: It Is The Year 2016 And Nigeria Still Doesn't Have Electricity by kYjelly2(op): 9:44pm On Mar 08, 2016
chinchum:
It is buharis fault na, abi u dont think so?. In 5 years GEJ was generating 100,000 megawatts, buhari has reduced it to 4,000 mw in 9 months.
fvck offff men angry

fvck ur GEJ

fvck ur Dullarpo

and fvck u too angry


fvcking 2016, shaking my fvcking head undecided
PoliticsIt Is The Year 2016 And Nigeria Still Doesn't Have Electricity by kYjelly2(op): 5:56pm On Mar 08, 2016
oya, make una clap for ya sef undecided

mtcheew, black man angry

biggest zoo in the while world

what am I saying undecided even zoo for yankie get light

imagine angry

lion sef get light


fvck dis zoo and fvck u all
PoliticsRe: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by kYjelly2: 11:38am On Mar 08, 2016
the funny thing about these ignorant Nigerians down south, is that they fail to ask this very important question.


HOW DID SHARIA GET INTO ABOUT 12 NORTHERN STATES?


abi, isn't the North part of Nigeria againhuh

yet they are already practicing sharia side by side with the normal law of the land, hence conflict and confusion


only a really slow person, like myndd44 and his likes will not see that it's only a matter of time before this spreads to the south, thus the whole of Nigeria.

they may call you a conspiracy theorists, dafft and so on, but always ask them,

HOW DID SHARIA GET INTO THE NORTH? ISNT THE NORTH PART OF NIGERIA?

watch them cower before facts, watch mods start to hide posts and ban those that speak the truth
PoliticsRe: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by kYjelly2: 11:32am On Mar 08, 2016
ignorant folks here, even a mod, are asking how it's possible to transition to sharia

I wonder if he will ban me for call him ignoranthuh

every true Muslim supports sharia, and Muslim birth rates are the highest in the country.

how can you not connect the dots?

very ignorant people, I guess those that ignorance is bliss, in till shhhh hits the fan angry
PoliticsRe: #elrufaidestroyskaduna Trending On Twitter by kYjelly2: 9:51pm On Mar 07, 2016
when we call him demon, some dont agree, but just look at his name

HellRufai

what more can i sayhuh
PoliticsRe: The Best Buhari Photoshop Picture. by kYjelly2:
please dont disrespect Jay-z by using dullarpos face, i dont think jay woild like that at all

https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/35/a03b92e0338b4b229ae5e3cb379a2907/300x300.jpg


below is a better image of dullarpo

PoliticsIf Nigeria Is Broke, Why Does Government Live Large? by kYjelly2(op): 8:31pm On Mar 07, 2016
we can't afford it, we can't afford it.

oh, we definitely can't afford it ...

this is a chorus common among members of government in Nigeria, claiming we can't afford good infrastructure, water and so on, claiming that Nigeria is a poor country.

fine angry


so if Nigeria is indeed a poor country, then why doesn't this reflect in allowances given to members of governmenthuh

Nigeria is broke, yet they change their furniture every year, while poor Nigerians call carpenters to fix theirs.

Nigeria is broke, yet the buy brand new tear rubber SUVs each year, while poor Nigerians struggle to their roadside mechanics to keep their dated cars going.

Nigeria is broke, yet the fly in private jets, while poor Nigerians queue for BRT and the likes.

....


all this is done with the little money we have


one would think that since we are a poor country, this fact would also reflect in governance. for instance, an official car for a member of government should be a second hand Toyota corolla, since we are poor.

how does using our money for their furniture benefit ushuh

how does using our money for brand new SUVs benefit ushuh


we need to start sacking government officials one by one, or will they kills ushuh

I guess they will also use our money to buy bullets to shoot us



I am tired of being raped by greedy politicians in Nigeria, are youhuh
PoliticsRe: Woman Donates Her N10,000 Pension To Buhari by kYjelly2: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
money not enough to buy one of osinbades books undecided
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by kYjelly2: 4:01pm On Mar 02, 2016
fiizznation:
No matter what their lies or the unkept promises are, we still can't start accusing a political party that has not even spend up to one year in power/office. We should condemn them or praise them when they finally exhaust their 4 mandated years in office. PDP promised Nigerians heaven and earth but after their many years in power, they couldn't fulfill their promises and Nigerians were left with no other option than to vote them out.
All elements of objectivities are lost in this thread. No matter how bias we want to be, there are some very positive gains that this baby administration has achieved like the victorious ongoing fight again terrorism, the commendable power supply. Mr op, hope you haven't forgotten that the budget is still been debated in the Senate and has not been passed?l.
na wa, did you say commendable power supply huh

since when did 2700MW become commendablehuh

you say the budget hasn't been passed, whose fault is thathuh

you also say objectivity is lost on this thread, care to expatiate with factshuh which of the points raised stems from prejudicehuh is it that the oil prices were indeed high when the promises were made, or that the promises were never madehuh

dude please come correct men, with facts, u hearhuh
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by kYjelly2: 3:56pm On Mar 02, 2016
HungerBAD:
Carefully read everything.

Scrolled back to look at the OP's name, and nearly slapped myself for reading through.

There are those that are very funny by Nature,and then there is Barcanista.

Barcanista are you having one of your swing moods day today?
so everything was making sense to you, until you saw the posters name ba huh

zombie undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Prefer Imported Ladies To Made-in-nigeria Women - Dino Melaye by kYjelly2: 3:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
Lara is a beast sha cool

...but thou shall not commit adultery

forgive me father for all my nasty thoughts about Lara as I pray for my own "Lara" in due time.


nairalanders, abeg make una help pesin na, stop posting Lara pics, na beg I dey beg una embarassed

ejo ooo cry
PoliticsRe: Northerners Are Multiplying At extremely Alarming Rates by kYjelly2(op): 12:10pm On Mar 02, 2016
anwe:
Politics is a game of number, remember.
yes, but can't you see the bigger picture huh

already you have an army of almajiri, now just imaging if 50% of Nigeria was comprised of said almajiri, how productive do you think Nigeria as a whole would be huh
PoliticsRe: Northerners Are Multiplying At extremely Alarming Rates by kYjelly2(op): 12:08pm On Mar 02, 2016
mynd1:
Trash. undecided
is that all your pretty little brain could come up with huh

beauty without brains is akin to jelly covered shhhit undecided

yeah, the jelly looks good, but it's still just shhhit
PoliticsNortherners Are Multiplying At extremely Alarming Rates by kYjelly2(op): 12:01pm On Mar 02, 2016
Not saying I hate people, but let's be real, Northerners are multiplying at extremely alarming rates.

We can already see some social implications stemming from this in the obscene amount of beggars occupying most Nigerian roads.

It may get to a point were this population acts to bring down the whole country my sucking up resources and not adding anything of value in return.

Is it Islam, is it culture?

whatever it is, family planning must, must, must be embarked upon by the whole country, with extreme action being taken in the North.
PoliticsRe: Thugs Fight In Oshodi, Lagos (Photo) by kYjelly2: 11:49am On Mar 02, 2016
BishopMagic:
And how will you win Lagos when area boy politics rules Lagos.

Even the Oba of Lagos is a glorified tout.

In Lagos only illiterate market women, omota agbereoes and Tajus and Mulikats from osun claiming Lagos vote in elections.

That's why they frustrated anybody with a SS or SE sounding name from collecting their PVC.

Leave Lagos for lawman that state don baaje finish
very valid point, but they can be used and dumped angry

use them prior to elections and exterminate them afterwards, a real ediot cleansing.

just see these touts jumping into moving buses to extort drivers, going to home construction sites to demand money and so on

fvck around and make me governor of Lagos, then they would know what's it's like being preyed on by a predator, mtcheew

you can run but you can't hide, area ediots angry

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