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funlord:



Come sharrap dia you ape! Have you ever even held a shell casing before? See who wan shoot up aso rock?



Questions such as yours can only be inspired from the depths of that ocean of idiocy that you refer to as thoughts and ideas!



Why not include ibb and try to dig up the bones of orkar, abacha and murtala mohammed also and then try them all for treason too! No go find food chop so that you will develop some atom of sense!

I know you revel in your daftness, with such pride, wearing it on your chest like a suit of armor.

Simple questions always confound the daft ones, leaving them running around chasing nothing, just like headless chickens.

Simple question, if I shoot up Aso Rock, will I be charged?

Answer that simple question, you simpleton.

Buharism:
the one they stole under GEJ and nw under Buhari nko is it also military.

First I made sure to use the word "verifiable", as other countries have verified Abachas loot and have indeed returned a portion.

What loot accorded to GEJ has been verified? By who?

You guys are just grasping at straws.

Ebukaobi:
Another IPOB on the loose

OP go and arrest him for treason, what are you waiting for?

Another typical daft response. The question was whether or not he should be charged, not if a single person like me would go and arrest him.

I know it must hurt to use your brain, but try to push through the initial pain.

funlord:




What a _stupid question!

Aha! So if I go shoot up Aso Rock right now, I guess I won't be charged huh

Some of you are sooo dafft, it hurts

Buharism:
what did the military do worse than democracy?.
What did shagari do wrong that buhari to overthrow him?.

Direct your question to the likes of Abachi, whose verifiable loot we are still recovering till this day.

Beeman1:
If wetin I talk pain u,save yourself the stress and jump in to lagoon or u go join Nnamdi kanu in Kuje prison. Mtcheww.

Why should I take my precious life which is a gift from God? Guess that sort of ideology eludes you, since to you and your ilk, Nigerians lives ain't worth shhh.

Once again, you are very very dafft.

Beeman1:
Buhari given ipod zombies sleepless nights everyday. Go charge him na. You think Buhari is Nnadi kanu abi

So in your miniscule mind, a thug with F9 in math, who shot his way into the presidency like a prehistoric barbarian, is better than one trying to bring about change using just his voice

Guess you can't see just how dafft you are

Only God knows how far our democracy would have come by now if allowed to continue unhindered throughout the years.

Maybe we would all have found our voices long ago and would have learned that we the people, are the government.

Instead, we were set on a path of totalitarian regime after totalitarian regime, being ruled by men who had ULTIMATE, UNCHECKED POWER, were our voices didn't count at all.

Dare I say, the criminal responsible for this atrocity, that set us back more than a decade is none other than your current president Buhari.

So should he be charged for treason for overthrowing a government which Nigerians voted for?

Should he be charged for treason for shooting his way like a common thug into the presidential seat and not immediately returning power back to the people?

In my book, the military did much worse than Democratic leaders and we have Buhari to thank for that.

Should he be charged for the ultimate crime against Nigeria?

MalcoImX:
You can decide to look down, we're looking up.

Even ur hero malcomX would be disappointed in your folly of electing a past dictator, whose only qualification was his ability to shoot a gun.

To look up is to select the best, most qualified man for the job and hope for the best, not electing a freaking monkey and hoping for the best. What kind of false hope is that?

dullarpotitis spreading fast

Change Then why is Nnamdi KANU still in jail

Even if you don't support Biafra, but stand for justice, then tell me, what justice is there for the continual holding of a mere radio host by the presidency? Trumped up charges, upon trumped up charges. Is this the foundation upon which you build your hope

Fuel queues becoming a way of life, almost seeming like its going on 3 months now, yet, you continue to "standWithDullarpo". Well Fela did say it best, "Suffering and smiling", you suffer, yet you use what little energy reserve available to you to come online to smile.

Tell me, is it out of patriotism that you hope, or is it out of prejudice and bias that you hope

A true patriot questions even the best for good of country, but here you are, urging on one with an atrocious past and an atrocious present, to lead us all into an atrocious future, mtcheew.

MathsChic:
On the one hand, it must be said that this 199/1usd exists only for the Nigerian government. The greater economy is gradually rebalancing itself for 300-ish/1usd, with the inevitable result of rising prices and rising cost of production.
Even then, further speculation is encouraged since there are now two completely different rates accessible to certain manufacturers who could go the official channel in a bid to cut cost and then the unofficial when cashing in.

On the other hand, by holding its ground the Nigerian government seems to be giving life to a resurgence in the naira value. Currency restrictions could cause manufacturers to find cheaper ways of sourcing for raw materials, some possibly local, giving the Nigerian economy necessary boost. This situation of "trapped naira" is also somewhat good for the country, but maybe not so much for desperate investors for whom Nigeria has always been a dumping ground anyways.

In all however, the strength of this monetary policy will only be reinforced by complement policies in the judiciary, industries and other aspects of Nigerian life. A corrupt country will only become more corrupt in the face of Mr. Buhari's close-fisted reform.

How can trapped currency ever be good

Like "hey potential investors, come invest in Nigeria, but know that your share of the dividends will be trapped with no way to pull out"

Yeah, great pitch

DAVECENA:
We Nigerians have decided to stand solidly
behind Buhari despite the proposed antics
by wailers.
Paris wasn't built in a day so its out of place
to assume the manifestation of the party's
manifesto in the twinkle of an eye.
Though superfluous stories may be cooked
up by reprobate minds to mystify
unsuspeting citizens,but we have decided
that NEVER AGAIN shall we fall prey to their
Gimmicks.
#Nigeria_Must_Rise_Again.
#Team_Change.

I just feel like slapping you men!!

No logical response, no policy based response, just usual zombie rhetoric of "I stand with buhari", even if fuel scarcity lasts for a whole year.

Carve out ur own country to be led by ur messiah and don't drag us all into avoidable suffering, mtcheew

First, it was about buhari sitting next to Obama. We were flooded with threads, saying how buhari is achieving this and that, how buhari is the best, all simply because he was sitting next to Obama. If this in itself isn't an acute case of inferiority complex, then I don't know what else is.

Now, they are going off, posting buharis pics with the Chinese leaders, saying buhari has achieved a lot by meeting them.

You zombies should all be ashamed of yourselves, taking assss licking to a whole new level, a new asss licking frontier, mtcheew.


Tell this to the numerous people in fuel queues that have to spend a whole day in line just to get petrol. yet you are here saying a mere picture with other world leaders is a huge achievement.

Just have a look at this thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/3045646/buhari-delegates-formally-welcomed-china

with dafft murrafvkers saying stuff like "that's my president". Omo are you guys all daft?

no wonder the whites could come to africa and purchase us for mirrors and shhh. I'm sure just their mere presence made all the illiterate blacks at the time start to blush even.

I don't know why i belong to such a daft race, mtcheew. Ordinary visit to borrow money and you guys are here blushing. Wake up, you freaking ediots and face the stark reality of no light, no fuel, dwindling currency value and start to hold your leaders accountable, not "oh my gosh, buhari is sitting next to obama", or "oh my gosh, look how china received us". bunch of daft, illiterate bush murrafuvkers.

Is this our new way of life? To wake up and be looking for petrol?

This is sooo frustrating, ordinary petrol?

I'm so tired of this country men, this is 2016 and we still can't make sure petrol is available?

Da fvck

would i be a bad person for wanting these guys dead

i wish for peace and all, but in this case, i wish for death. God please forgive me, but i fail to see no other way in my limited human wisdom.

why will someone be getting 3 cars every 4 years especially when most new cars already have warranties that extend beyond that period, some even up to 10 years.

you can't complete projects, you always always always complain about paucity of funds, you say you are not magicians, you tell citizens to go and die, you can't even provide sealed drainages which serve as sidewalks in modern countries in 2016. yet you want 3 cars every 4 years

God, i just can't see any other way

Kay17:
Would you buy petrol for up to 400 naira a litre?

Why would it be 400 naira though?

My guess is, it would be around 150 with no queues, at least until more refineries are built.

If NNPC wants to subsize, then that's fine, they can build mega, mega stations across the country to cater for people willing to queue for petrol at 87. Mega stations of like 24 pumps and ample space for queue lines would suffice.

All this while waiting for cheap petrol from pur refineries.

okay, so I'm passing by this petrol station close to my hizzy and I'm just shaking my head at the suffering of my people and shhh, the line could only be likened to a full grown anaconda, that has been left to grow and grow being the only predator in it's ecosystem.

next thing I know, one bad assss ride pulls up (think bmw, was dark outside, but very shiny ride), then the guy just winds down his window and shouts,

[size=18pt]"Sai Baba!!"[/size]

then he just starts laughing and zooms off. men I almost died of laughter yo, that shhh was just too funny.

after that, some guy was just going up and down like dem old town cryers shouting, "shey una want change abi, shey una want change abi, no be change be dis", chai :-)

hilarious night!

anywho, wettin consign me I just drove off in my brand new legediz (tear rubber), still shaking my head at such immense suffering.

please oo, make una no try that stunt oo, because i notice say that "sai baba" guy been get open route for escape as in talk am. if to say dem catch am, i just dunno wetin those guys wey done dey queue from morning fit do ooo, just fyi

nope, this isn't about some swagged out hiphop song, or an exclamation of happiness for actually owning an expensive ride.

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no, this is about when these apc zombiess have their noses so far up dullarpos bumhole, that their faces get lost in it hence, waking up in a bugharri

https://eqview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kiss-my-ass-club.png






shameless lot can still open their stinking mouths to defend such, such, such...

i would've loved to interview that zombie apc driver, but what would i really be expecting said zombie to say

Frankyboy1:
Welcome back Sir! We saw the respect accorded to u like never before! When u travelled to the middle east, bad belle people said you went for the islamisation of the nation, but we saw the result in the upward increase in price of crude, when u travelled to neighbouring countries, they said u should look inwards for solution to boko bastards, but now we see their empire crumbling like never before, now u have gone for energy summit! We trust that slowly nd surely energy and fuel shortage will soon be a thing of the past! It's not been rosy, but we wise Nigerians know there is always a price for growth change and reversal of norms or previous ways of doing things. We will criticise constructively if needs be, but above all, we will be praying for you, for I am convinced beyond reasonable doubt, that for the first time in our history, we ve a president whose priority is the common man and down trodden! God bless the president of the federal republic of Nigeria

They picked your president up in a fresh assss mercedes benz, full luxury, right on the tarmac in front of the plane (gangsta ) and you are here typing all this trash from your mobile device with 15% charge left, while you are number 55 on the anaconda like petrol line.

I gotta hail you brah! That is dedication right thur.

so i should pay heed to one of the greatest zombies in the universe who, working in unison with other zombies accros Nigeria, bestowed upon us a certificateless president

well it does seem someone managed to inject you with an antivirus to combat the zombie viral strain present within you, but my only concern is if these results are merely temporary of if indeed you have been cured. I guess as always, time in it's due faithfulness will tell

fvck GEJ, but fvck Dullarpo X 5 :-(

why do you guys keep electing touts at all levels, i dunno

last election, i was begging everybody around me to give other candidates a shot, but to my surprise, not even one person considered. They all were either GEJ or Dullarpo. I was like shoooo! Which kine broom are these spirits waving or is it always raining

dumbfvks everywhere, fvk u all, fvking retarded citizens, mtcheew

obailala:
Bro, no need to get emotional about this, there's no need to go into the semantics of the meaning or origins of the word 'south-south.' It may make no sense according to your elementary geography but then, remember it's also political, hence it's called a 'Geo-Political' zone. The last time I checked, the people from this 'mystery' zone are happy with this classification and I believe they have a right to maintain their own identity.

Without any further arguments on semantics, I'm sure you now understand what I mean when I use the word SS?.... Most of the people from this region who have voiced their opinions about the disintegration idea have clearly stated that even if they were to leave Nigeria, they would rather be on their own republic than join in Biafra. It is a known fact that the SS zone owns the resources which is used to spoon feed all other 5 geopolitical zones in Nigeria. If the secessionist must include the SS, proper negotiations and agreements have to be reached first instead of just lumping the SS together with the SE in the secession plot. The people of the SS are humans too and should be respected and allowed to speak for themselves.

Finally, this thread is about an economic and political statement from Pastor Bakare, let's not turn this to another ipob thread.

Yet you guys wonder why you queue for petrol every year,

why you don't get electricity in 2016,

why your streets are littered with beggars and hawkers,

why you can't even get ordinary water from taps in majority of the houses in Nigeria


Nigerians looove their ignorance and sheer stupiditty, like the pigs love their stinky mud, Nigerians wallow in their cozy blankets of stupidiity.

How can google not even recognize a term like "Southsouth", yet ignorance loving, no electricity having, perpetual "queuers" of petrol, nigerians, claim to know more about the cardinal system?

Enjoy your ignorance Nigerians, I'm sure in the year 2030, your president elect will be saying:

[size=18pt]"I promise to give you Electricity in my first two years"
[/size]

dumbfvks

AZeD1:
South South is the same as South Central. Its called the North central.
Cardinal points are not fixed, you can decide what parts to use and what not. E.g the US is mainly divided between the East Coast and the West Coast, there's no North coast.
There's Weste rn Europe, Eastern Europe and Central Europe.

Stop displaying your stupidity on the internet and get an education.

Those are non-compass directional systems, which we obviously don't go by, as evident from our cardinal references usually used, e.g SouthWest (SW), South East (SE), North (N) and so on...

So if you are going to stick to a system with a standard, why then deviate from said standard when it doesn't suit your warped intentions?

Yes, in the U.S they may refer to areas using the coast as a reference, but as I said earlier, that is a non-compass directional system, which obviously we haven't mainly adopted, else we'd also be using terms like west/north/south/east of the niger more commonly.

However, you and I both know that when in Nigeria, using the cardinal system we've adopted and someone mentions the SW or the SE, we immediately know the area they are referring to. Sadly the same can be said for the SS, but again I ask what is SS in a compas cardianal system, which we have adopted?

Dude, you have no point here please, psss South South Doesn't that sound like the makings of an illiterate

Even google knows not about any "South South", just suffering and smiling Nigerians, mtcheew

obailala:
Why do some of you secessionists keep deceiving yourselves that the SS wants to leave with the SE?.... This 'by-fire-by-force' attachment keeps getting more and more ridiculous by the day and even the SS keeps getting more and more suspicious of this special love.

If you don't mind me asking, can you explain to me exactly what you mean by SS (South South)?

When you did cardinal points in geography throughout you school years, did you ever come across such nomenclature?

How come Nigerians never mention such acronyms as NN (North North), WW (West West) or EE (East East)?

However, when it comes to the oil region with is clearly located in the SE (according to the world renowned cardinal system), you guys then begin to conjure up such things as South South.

What really is South South?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself and if you indeed attended anytype of school, then you ought to be doubly ashamed of yourself.

when you elect ediots at all level, what do you expect

when you have zombies on both sides, what do you expect


left to me, I'd say that the advanced countries should conquer Nigeria and use it as a plantation, cause we are just all animals in one big fvking zoo

just yesterday, at the palms roundabout, i was about to use the roundabout to turn left and people coming were suppose to follow the motion of the roundabout (curve right) but they kept coming straight into my lane (kinda hard to explain without a diagram). I thought, okay maybe this one guy is crazy, but then being naija (the great zoo), the next car just accelerated also into my lane and then the next guy, then I had to block the last guy forcefully and he almost scratched my car funny thing is that their side of the roundabout was absolutely free, as in, freeee, but being animals, they just had to go straight instead of making the effort to curve with the road


so you see my friend, you are trapped in a zoo with wild, docile and stuupid animals that have refused to be tamed.

NCP:
Taste, Specs Wise, Future Proof, Digital Imaging Quality, Functionality, Online Security, Ease of Use and more determines the type of high end smart devices we want or need.

so you also think taste might play a role in pricing?

in that case though, wouldn't one be merely paying for a "status symbol"? Like "Hey guy, I have an iphone 5s, what phone you got? innjoo? da fvck?"

specs are always so close these days, it's kinda getting harder to spot major differences.

though in some cases like "siri", props must be given for such innovation, but I wonder if slight edges in tech are worth such monstrous leaps in prices.

UchihaItachi:
Just like you had your reasons then, they also have their reasons now which may not appeal to you

Finally, it's their money. and none of your business really

Another member of the infamous Uchiha clan Just when you thought they were all extinct, another set of devilish eyes appear

Anywho, I know it's their money and all, but I would still like to see reason as to why and I believe there is always a reason. maybe, brand name, better quality, more company overhead being a large brand, status symbol...

I am open minded though as apple is my first love, so I'm not trying to be irrational or some ishh

ethene:
30k too is on the high side, there are good phone of 10k.

true! I started a search for my new phone at N12,000, after my old LG had been repaired twice by not so good techies

with N12,000 I got 512mb phones which would be okay to just surf the web, check emails, chat online on popular social media networks...

However, I wanted the security of enough ram, just incase, so I moved my search up to the N16-N21,000 range, but then I had to cover the camera, lol, also just in case.

So again, I moved up my search, to the N21-N30,000 range and that's where I found the innjoo one with a true 13mp camera. The 2gb ram was just an added bonus, but boy, it's breezy. Live wallpapers are so fluid, no glitches at all, just water-like motions, pretty awesome!

...but yeah, you're soo right. If all you want to do it stay connected, surf the web, watch a couple youtube videos, use basic chat apps like facebook, whatsapp(nothing memory heavy like intense games), then the N10,000-N15,000 range is more than all right. Really makes me wonder why the iphone 6 is almost 200,000 if not more. makes me wonder

k, my first smartphone was an apple iphone 3g and it was beautiful.

I always asked why people would buy such an expensive phone being as most other phones were cheap and worked fine, but then I saw a demo on the apple page about it opening full web pages and that was it for me.

Nowadays though, all smartphones open web pages, although some more elegantly than others, but all do nonetheless.

So now, years later, I find myself asking again why people would go for expensive devices when other cheaper devices exist that work fine. In this case though, I'm yet to see a compelling reason as I did the last time, cause it seems all phones are smart nowadays.

I just got an innjoo one droid and it has a 13mp cam, 5inch screen, decent resolution (290ppi), 2Gb ram and a fast processor, all for under 30k.

So what am I missing? I know the iphone 6's and Samsung S's of this world probably have a better build quality from glass to back materials and so on, but beyond build quality, what am I missing?

Sorry, guess it was either a low batt light or notification light.

Its gone now, was at 10% charge then, just got it today.

Wheew!

Nice phone btw, very nice.