₦airaland Forum

BishopMagic:
Area boy and agberoism is a respected career choice in the SW.

if I were governor of Lagos, I'm telling you, area ediots will be endangered species

BishopMagic:
Those touts are the primary base of APC Lagos. They are slugging it out to see who gets Ambode's attention and patronage.

This is sophisticate Amala 101 Politicking

After all Tinubu himself started off as a street enforcer for Awolowo.

just imagine

keeping people at a lower level to help them attain higher heights...

if na me be police, na ak47 rain i go pour untop all dis area ediots, mtcheew

make dangy bring 1 bili na, make we buy small chops

it's like asking, who among the noise makers makes the most noise

some motorists piss me off mein...

I always do the slow and steady dance in traffic, but reetarrds behind me always be hunking

ediots

what's the point of revving up in traffic, only to slam the brakes after 1 second

why drive bumper to bumper

this one time, a trailer just kept blasting his horn like non stop at me, cause I left half a car length space between me and the car in front. left to him, I should have been bumper to bumper to show that, I'm indeed driving well or something.

shhh is so fvcking annoying, if I had a gun, I'm telling you, I would have stepped out to deliver a headshot that COD would be proud of

daaft people everywhere, mtcheew

why don't you fly over me na


anywho, I just increased my music to drown out the horn and just kept my cool.

if thé Guy like, make im bash my car, that na wen in go no say akrobie no be porraro, nonsense

reminds me of a Hyundai

nice one, if that's the ride in the pic

nice glossy paint job, sweet

...but questions obviously abound, like crash safety rating, engine life, ride quality and so on.

wish you the best brah!

see this noise maker making noise

don't you know you are just a noise maker

abeg shiff

ibnzubair:
I heard he visited Nigeria

don't mind the noise maker, just making noise around the word, trying to stabilize oil price

it has gotten to the point that when Dullarpo travels to another country, dem be like:

Presidents Secretary: Mr President, the Nigerian president is here to see you.

President: ooooooOOOO, wetin dat guy dey fine for here again na Please tell him I'm not around

ibnzubair:
Hold the petroleum minister responsible

u mean the noise maker

chai, up till now, still no no names

sai Dullarpo

sorry

said baba

bewla:
and u are

kyjelly

am I lying, yes or no

silly noise makers

what kind of change can we expect from noise makers

LordAdam:
Solar is too expensive.

What we should invest heavily in is coal power. More electricity is derived from coal worldwide than any other source of electricity. It is cheap, we have plenty of dormant coal reserves in Nigeria.

I think Buhari should also do something about the vandalism. Even if na to setup special task force that stretches through the host communities. Contract the local vigilante of the host communities. And give strict conditions should leak or vandalism occur in their domains.

Nigeria's security apparatus cannot guarantee the smooth operations of all the pipelines in Nigeria. If we have surplus of gas and use gas as a major driver in the production of electricity, I wonder why we would allow pipelines to be vandalized at will.

If it is oil pipelines that will disrupt oil production and stop money from flowing into the pockets of the northern elite, they will send battalions. But when it is gas pipeline to supply gas for production of electricity for the average Nigerian, they will sit in their AC office dishing out propaganda because they run the administration on diesel generators.

Nigeria's problem is the structure. It is too defective. The President would do nothing because he doesn't have the right advisers, or because his advisers serve other masters. If the minister does something on his own, it would have no weight because civil servants have their own agenda. Even the security people have their own agenda. Community people have their own agenda. Youths have their own agenda. Electricity producers and distributors have their own agenda.

We are just been pulled in all directions. That is why electricity supply in Nigeria will keep dancing back and forth. Even if you make Thomas Edison Minister of Power (Works and Housing) in Nigeria, the glut will still remain. We have to restructure the country, because it is the same rot that is affecting all the sectors.

Imagine ASUU asking the FG to exempt them from TSA. After they run universities like independent economies and receive more salary than the soldiers protecting our lives and property.

-Lord

Kudos umbre!

Let the zoo inhabitants know that coal is the way to go!!

huntax:
Must people always compare present and past governments whenever issues arise? It's becoming childish to be frank. Even the purest led government encounters challenges. Jonathan wasn't improving and we opted for a change in government. If this one doesn't improve, we will do the same. Stop making it seem as if Jonathan would have done better. If the vandals were killed like fowls, you'd all come here and accuse Buhari of being a military man.

you are not yet a full zombie, still in transition

kITATITA:
When people like you are blowing up gas pipelines, you think Buhari will queue at the filling station with plastic container to buy petrol.

zombie spotted

prince3009:
Power supply from Dams tanks heavily during the dry season! Solar Energy is the way to go!! We have "plenty of Sun" in Nigeria wasting away for nothing

The solution is a healthy mix of all with COAL taking the largest chunk, but we are in a zoo, remember

so still no coal plants

coal that accounts for over 40% of US power.

when will we ever get it right

do we even have a single coal plant in this country

again, getting tired of Nigeria abeg


just imagine that in the year 2019, politicians will still be campaigning based on giving citizens electricity. can u imagine that shhh

so in 2019, it won't be "we will take you to space"

it won't be "we will unveil our new defence air fighter"

it won't be "we will support the shift to electric cars"

noooooooo

nothing innovative at all, for thy art in naija, the biggest known zoo in the world, sooo....


...in 2019, what will they tell you


"I WILL GIVE YOU WATER, I WILL GIVE YOU LIGHT"

can u believe this shhhh

fvck this country men

wait, so oil was $100 during the elections

tsephanyah:
I wonder why this happened in Accident of geography, while the country is oil rich

oil rich country waiting for the white man to bring back their refined oil, smh

Nigeria olodo rabata, mtcheew

bish country

they should just fence the whole of Nigeria and start charging foreigners for trips into the zoo

shhh is crazy in Lagos

This is why I maintain that most Nigerians are stupiid

just look at that opeyemi girl saying it's a chance for us to get it right

get it right by bringing back a former dictator, whose only qualification was shooting his way into the presidency

meeeeeeeeeeeeen

I've almost given up on this country yo, daft murrafvckers everywhere, it's fvcking disgusting

say a chance to get it right ediot!!

what happened to fresh, intelligent, resourceful candidates

ediot Nigerians, always led by sentiment

fvcking reeetards, mtcheew

wadetaw202:
But they can't be as bad as PDP Zombies you know. I mean, how can a region pitch their tent with a former President that did virtually nothing to better their lives? Can they ever point to just one project that Jonathan completed in their region? Despite this glaring failure recorded by gej, they still sing his praises. This is the true descript of a zombie. Believe me, PDP zombies are worse set of zombies.

At least APC zombies still have hope for tomorrow; bubu has not even spent up to a year. But PDP zombies had 5 wasted years in the bag and are hopeless, yet they still sing praises of the man who solidified their hopelessness.. PDP zombies are worse set of zombies.

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diegwu01:
OP, Have you checked the current national Generation Output and found out it is not 6000MW yet?
Meanwhile, How would you have electricity when you dont pay your monthly bills, Presently your area in Surulere owes PHCN over N3Billion

The fvck is you talking bout

I clearly said distribute and yes I've checked, we are at 3700MW. It's actually in the news and on the politics section here. Maybe it is you that should do the checking ay

let's take back control

Luckylife:
Is he telling us that he was not consulted before putting it in the budget of fraud? Why are these politicians taking Nigerians mentality for a ride. I wonder the type of spirit that are in that Aso rock that can change a whole pastor within this shot period.

what do you expect when Dullarpo is leading them and Liar is guiding them

so a whole VP has no input in what gets spent on him abi

shey na like that money dey force insef ontop pesin

like pesin come meet u say, "you must take this buggatti, or else"

bunch of jokers, fraudsters and two faced nigggahs, mtcheew

tuale4u:
Those promises were made at $100 dollar oil. Not realistic at $30 dollar oil. Leadership must evaluate its decisions at every moments.
Kudos PMB. Yes it is a failed promise. But it is better to made d right decision even though it may lead to failed promises. Even though oil price have started falling during the election, it was still above $60 then which is twice what it is today.

This post is not to defend PMB. This post is to support him for making the right decision. I never agree to the 5000 naira stipend to unemployed graduate. It would have be a waste. But 5000 naira for the most vunerable 1million nigerians (Mostly widows and physically challenge) is welcome if we can fund it. 5k to unemployed graduate is a no no no.

PMB did not deny the promise was made despite the fact that he never personally made d promise. He is only saying on his scale of preference, that is not among top priority. PMB is a firm and sincere leader. He speak his mind straight up. No president in the world including United State of America, have ever succeeded in fulfilling all campaign promises.

At every point in time, a leader must evaluate what he consider most important to d nation and make a bold decision. Leadership is dynamic. It is better to be criticise for not achieving a campaign promise than implementing a promise that is unrealistic just to save face. Even if it means losing the next election,or losing popularity, a leader must put the country first.

The funny thing is dat those wailers who never supported the idea, who said it will promote laziness, will still be the one to condemn and criticise him for not prioritising it instead of commending him for doing d needful.

I am living in governance mode. I dont care about what campaign promise were. I only care about good governance. Any campaign promise that is not realistic today can go to hell. For those who cares so much about campaign promises, you can use ur PVC in 2019 and vote what u want.For those who claim Buhari won the election because of 5000 naira stipend for unemployed are not saying the truth. More than 99% of people who voted for Buhari voted for him because he was seen as much better to fight corruption and boko haram. Not because he promised 5000 naira. I am not even sure he got 100 votes because of the 5000 naira stipend promise.

For that primary reason of fighting corruption and Boko haram, he may not have done it perfectly, but he is clearly better than GEJ. And he was voted because he was considered better in fighting it than GEJ and not because he will be able to fight it perfectly. That is progress, Reduction of negative is positive. For that, he has fulfilled his top two campaign promises.

Leadership is about optimising available resources for the best of the country. Not wasting it on project in order to look good and save face

why do you keep spamming all these threads with ur stupid response

is it cus you're a zombie

damn nigggah, try something new for a change

what am I saying sef, how can a zombie think, let alone think differently, mtcheew zombie

ChappyChase:
Apc zombies will soon over crowd this place now telling you that were not yet in march!

those ones have already been programmed, so you can't really expect any deviation from their standard behaviour, mtcheew

I just want to hear them blame GEJ again.

they are already missing first quarter target on power and still no budget sef, shameless murrafvckers

so no Dullarpo

the one that shot his way into the presidency, even with F9 in math

the one that ended a growing democracy

abeg, when it comes to useless leaders, the others are just stage bosses, but Dullarpo is the boss of the whole game

democracy trumping, Kardashian wannabe, certificateless dullard!!

now 3,700mw as stated on another thread here

and osinbajo will just be yanning b.s. like, GEJ didn't build any new road, duuuude

u r in fvckin power now men, almost a year and u guys ARE MISSING ALL YOUR TARGETS.

is it now GEJs fault that u are fcking up on a promise u made in September