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I'm really sorry to all by Yoruba peeps named dolapo

do u see how president dullarpo is dragging ya name in the mud

probing his own budget, hehehehe

dullarpo ooooooooooooooooo

dis dullarpo just like probe sha

wake up in d morning say, "Aisha walahi, I will probe u"

nepa certificate at work, I wonder how many kilowatt hours were enough for the zombies to crown dullarpo the king of all dullards, the dullard 1 of Daura

naija, I hail

tuale4u:
It is better late than never.
This is what you get when u have a president who values his integrity and name.

For sure it is an embarrassment, shame and poor oversight performance in the part of Buhari.

But 4 him to admit the errors rather than compromising and sharing Ghana must go to NASS members to overlook tins as we are used to in Nigeria, is a great positive Change.

This is d Change i voted for. We are gradually going there. We wont get there in 4 or 8 years. But we will be closer to it.

Reprimand to Buhari for poor oversight function and for not screening d document properly. For this Buhari messed up big time.

On the other hand, I strongly commend Buhari for accepting d embarrasment and his willingness to make corrections. I salute him for supporting his ministers for openly rejecting the figures. This is d strongest level of integrity i have seen from a Nigerian President. Kudos PMB

This is the time for Nigerians to pay more attention to the positive impact of the current happenings in the NASS defence budget than focus on unnecessary technicalities and use of English.

For the first time in 16years, the executive led by PMB have refused to defend inflation of Budget that some government officials and civil servants would have easily stole. The current rejection of some huge figures by various ministers is a clear reflection of president Buhari anti-corruption stand. It is very difficult to indict yourself on a document you signed. it takes courage, sincerity and high level integrity to do that. We must commend president Buhari for that. For Buhari to openly indict himself in public when he can easily make a deal with the senate president by compromising the trust the people place on him like it was done in the past just to cover a little "embarrassment" is very commendable.

We need to tell ourselves the truth. Most of the items in the Budget that are rejected today by Buhari administration, are items that have be existing in the Budget for the last 3 or more years. The items have been defended in the past without any scrutiny by the National Assembly because in the past corruption was worship.

I know some people will argue that PMB is to be blame for the current embarrassment. Yes I agree that the Budget is his responsibility. However we must as well tell ourselves the truth that there is no way PMB would have read all the 1000 page documents. No president in the world does that. The truth is that the civil servants who made the budget estimate did it base on previous template and mindset in the past. They did not fully understand the change agenda of PMB. Hopefully by 2017 budget, we will have less of this misunderstanding between PMB stand and the civil servants interpretation of his stand. Some people will argue why use a template from a previous government you condemn. We must be sincere and know that change is gradual and takes time. The change agenda is a 4year to 8year agenda. So everything cannot be changed in months.

We must also know that the reason the National Assembly is doing more critical work in this budget rather than rubber stamping it as they use to do in the past is because of Buhari anti-corruption stand. If Buhari was sharing Ghana must go to the senate like it use to be in the past, there will be less noise coming from the National Assembly.

I work in a multinational company. I have not met any boss who reads 100 page documents prepared by me or any other of his staff page to page. Some of us here on nairaland are bosses too. For that we can forgive PMB for poor oversight for a document of about 1000 pages.

I am not saying this Budget and the process are perfect. But what I am clearly saying is that, this Budget and National Assembly scrutiny of the Budget, and ministers open rejection of possible inflation is the best Nigeria has had in the last 16 years. This is a major progress every sincere and objective Nigerian who loves the progress of this country should applaud. Because this new development is in the best interest of the country.

I am very happy with current noise about the Budget. This is a clear sign that Change has come. And change has come to stay.
Change is always difficult. Change usually face a lot of resistance and rough path. This Budget is actually a BUDGET OF CHANGE.

chai!!!

I had heard that a new bionic breed of zombies was coming out in 2016, but I never expected a zombie sooo rugged. Half zombie, half robot, meeeen these apc elites are really advancing in their formulas.

so it's true that dullaurpo buhari can't read

if he could, shey he would have at least scrutinized it for a week or so, as per, his first very important budget? instead we had and still have a chop and clean mouth budget


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wait, did u still say "Budget of Change"?

chai!

ur zombie status is legendary, very rugged creation. can we meet up I'd like to have a look at u, to see how u were built

ajala he travel, he travel, he travel

ajala he travel

president, mumuhammadu kardashian dullaurpo ajala buhari

shebi dem gimme moni buy car ni

don't smoke, in my own car

baaastards

ISpiksDaTroof:
Mostly makes sense, minus the "smoking while driving part. That makes no sense at all.

don't mind the idiots, just a way to extort money

I wonder why auto makers put ash trays in cars then

dafffft murrafvckers

next is tint permit, useless baastards

useless dictator that keeps pulling the wool on his followers eyes with his stupid humor.

that nigggah needs to go, like na

adioolayi:
Adequate information was disseminated to the public to use alternative routes...Anywhere in the world hosting marathon faces this peculiar challenge...you can't host marathon without experiencing bad traffic

I don't think adequate info was provided

big led signs should be used next time or even regular signs would suffice, like so-

Sunnypar:
Yes, tourism but were the citizens take into consideration. I bet you are not on the road to see the massive traffic. We are still puttimg round pegs in square holes. If we have four five bridges it would be a good thing to do.

I feel u brah!!

big led signs should have been mounted on roads at least a week b4, indicating that the roads will be closed on a certain date and at a certain time.

I was caught of guard as well and had to battle through traffic, using GPS to find even the most hidden "koro" to use to escape the madness.

however, it's a good initiative, hopefully they'll learn and be better next year.

too much amala, fufu, akpu, semo,

too much orijin, small staut, gulder, star, heineken

an too much agege bread

haba

so we can not go one night without hot akpu

bloodyBLOGGER:
no one has told you that lagos is a perfect city. Lagos is a working city.

Even major cities in the world have their own slums and ills. I see no reason why you shouldn't celebrate the progress lagos is making.

On Open gutters: work is going on to cover such and the new ones being built are covered.

I doubt if you have travelled out of Lagos to the other cities you are using as yardstick to measure lagos. If you have, you would notice that they are also suffering from similar ills even though not this much. We will get there.

Are you satisfied?

if it's a work in progress, then why come here to brag about its beauty, when you know you've got shhhhit infested gutters that you haven't cleaned up yet, huh

seems to me like you should be rolling up your sleeves to clean that shhhh then come back and repost when at least you have pedestrians that can walk a kilometer without sighting a shhhity gutter.

obviously this goes to the whole of Nigeria, but I'd have expected Lag to lead the way, mtcheew

dumb Nigerian leaders and followers that have adapted to shhhit

Remember when my Yankee friend came to see me with his wife and we went clubbing on the Island, see us Gutter-Hopping, as in, skip to my leu, hehehe

naija, naija, naija, how many times I call u

you pay millions for an apartment, you come outside and there's all this green algae, piss and shhhhit mixture just overflowing and open for all to see.

it's so bad that it seems open gutters don't even phase Nigerians anymore, some even play in the gutters sef

guess the black man would rather adapt to shhhit and build around it, than seal and contain it.

bloodyBLOGGER:
I doubt you even stay in Lagos. Perhaps, you live in the ajegunle slum. Mind you, all cities have their own slum.

If the pictures in this thread do not convince you of the beauty of lagos, then pls post pictures of your village for comparison. Funny IPOD

Guy, even in Victoria Island, Lekki, Oniru... you still have open smelly gutters so what are we talking about

I like how you guys always go "ariel view" so as not to show the blemishes

Don't get me wrong, some strides have been made in Lagos, but they've been slow and not thoughtful enough, not nearly enough.

The most common sense example I can state is having open gutters in your so called high brow city in your so called high brow state.

Open freaking gutters!!!!!

The first Nigerian governor that will cover all gutters in his state ehn, that governor will earn a special spot in my heart, cause that's just common sense

sukkot:
and this goes to the rest of you shameless uncouth men. leave these women alone and stop harassing them on the road. if you are in the club then thats slightly acceptable. just harassing people on the street will get you stomped if you meet the right angry woman with power. its harrasment. people just want to go about their daily activities without being harassed by strangers. next time that fool will keep quiet when he sees women on the street

you are a fvcking ediot, offence intended

bish nigggah

fuvking ediot, I could strangle u now and feel no guilt whatsoever

baaastard

Nigeriayouths20:
to be factual, we would some days. it might take us extra 3000 years. but definitely.

lol, this was funny. 3000 years

I'm just having this sad feeling recently about Africa

watched a documentary on Liberia yesterday, soo sad. The freed slaves returned from slavery abroad and the first thing they did was to enslave their fellow blacks

very warped mentality.

anywho, I just want Africa, Nigeria especially to breakthrough

9jacrip:
Blacks, with her mighty civilizations have studied planetory bodies before aryans crawled out of their caves to obliterate black achievements.

Present ahievements of the caucasian is based on the previous works of Africans which they have tried to blur out of history.

Blacks were on their way to doing out of earth travels till whites truncated the progress through slave trade, colonialism and now globalization.

hmmm, really

so how come we haven't picked up from were we left off

it really saddens my heart to see how backwards Africa is.

so we wouldn't even have satellites for communication.

we wouldn't even know that there is something beyond the skies.

I think that describes the ignorance of blacks in general

how I wish Nigeria can "come up", but with all the leaders we are cursed with at all levels, it just seems like a stretch .

just wondering, like if it was only the African continent that existed in this world, does that mean we wouldn't know anything about our solar system?

no trips to the moon?

no exploring mars?

no launched satellites?

very very sad

what do you guys think?

islamaBad

islamaRealBad

islamaRealRealBad

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Chai


WE FLY HIGH, NO LIE AND YOU KNOW THIS
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I remember the earlier days of bubus presidency, oshio was like a man on fire

spitting out different amounts in billions, of missing mulla

now after he got his nice dollar loan, he has been very very quiet, like a desert night

wazzup with oshio

I guess it's true that money does take away some stress sha

I'm sure Oshio is somewhere now, eating crackers and sipping ace of spades off his wifeys body

These are the good times

Caseless:
Who said we haven't regained our place of pride in the comity of nations? Not even the US-led coalition in Iraq and Syria has covered this huge landmass in less than 2 months in their air operation.


average of 8.93 hrs of flight on a daily basis in the last 2 months. This is humongously excellent.

transparency and accountability has finally returned into the system. In the past under Gej aka ineffectual-B, those faulty plains or helicopters (with faulty rotor) that ended up killing our officers could have taken billions of naira without actually flying or, the only report you get from such huge expenses is the death of officers who were unfortunately on such faulty platforms.



God, I thank you for BUHARI.

YanshLickers anthem

has buhari bought any new weapons

any new aircraft

a dullard u are, just like ur hero from daura

...


and how does buhari's yansh taste is it salty

do u guys remember when tinubu said buharis first 100 days is his honeymoon period

someone that has been soaking dogs and baboons in blood to get the presidency, finally got it and is honeymooning

truly, the dullard is from daura, no offence to my good daura peeps, but there is a dullard in ya midst

bubu is clueless sha, can I hear u say WEST GERMANY

chai!

Osunbade? my goodness

this is beyond clueless

then he said you can't expect those who gave me 95% to be treated same way with those who gave me 5%, even after he said he belongs to everybody....

clueless

apc should have waited to use the clueless tag on pmb instead of gej, now all that's left is to tag him:

THE DULLARD OF DAURA

men, see finishing

I still remember when bubu said, "I will stabilize the oil market", chai!

he also said "what is subsidy?"

na wa oh

am still waiting for fashola to be interviewed by efcc sha, that 78 million Maria website will not be forgotten

wat dez bishes want from a nigggah?

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

miss joliyp, hope he kissed u ooo, if not all I can say is:

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl Oh Oh
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't it sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
He gonna miss the girl

nobody wants to be lonely

nobody wants to cryyyaaayaa

my bodies longing to hold u

so bad it hurts insiiideee ahahh

time is precious and it's ticking away

and I've been waiting for u all of my life

nobody wants to be lonely

so why, why, why don't you let me love u

dis guy his hactive honly hin romance han here talkin rubbish

Dis ur cooking, shey na maggi chicken u use, or knoe cube

Wash me hiiisss lak snake as ah mek lak ah bananas an split, mtcheew