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AutosRe: 2006 Volkswagen Passat For Sale Super Clean And Fresh by kYjelly2: 11:35pm On Jan 05, 2016
nice ride!!
AutosRe: 2005 Toks Nissan Maxima by kYjelly2: 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
olamipeculier:
sorry...na v6 engine i wanna say. thanx
yeah, was gonna say maximas don't come in 4 cylinders undecided

nice ride, btw
PoliticsNo Light On Sections Of Lekki-epe Expressway Despite Fraudulent Toll Charge by kYjelly2(op): 7:49pm On Jan 05, 2016
For the amount of "fraud" money those guys are making on that road with sedans paying 120naira per pass and suvs paying 150 per pass, you would think they would have an independent power source to power those street lights.

Of course that is not the case, not even solar panels are used and the drivers on that road are left to drive on sections of that every busy road in darkness.

So you pay to pass and you can't even enjoy a nicely lit road from the toll plaza all the way to chevron.

Do you guys know just how many pedestrians are knocked down a year on that roadhuh

I personally have seen a human get knocked so hard, he flew high in the sky, way above the cars (even suvs) height level.


This is just too bad, too too bad.

They should remove that toll plaza to start with, but in the meantime, while customers are still paying for that fraud, they can at least try to sort out the lighting issue there haba angry

Where is all the toll money going to huh
AutosRe: SOLD!! Very Clean Toyota Avalon 2007 With Low Mileage by kYjelly2: 9:18am On Jan 05, 2016
delicious

like egusi and sof kpomo smiley

ama window shoppa an ah lik dis window

God is great !!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In DC Has No Functioning Male Rest Room. Truly Sad by kYjelly2: 8:16am On Jan 05, 2016
der is a big shiiit der dat don wanna go home angry
PoliticsRe: IDP Kids Sharing Lunch In A Camp In Borno State (photo) by kYjelly2: 3:40am On Jan 01, 2016
kolawaxxy:
And some fhucked-up humans will still be asking for Dasuki's release
release or bail huh

dumb fvcks err where and people expect this country to transform into U.S.A kwa huh abi na pakistan huh

btw, some people in these camps still go ahead to get married and pregnant when they should be thinking of getting back on their feet. wouldn't you say that is somewhat irresponsible of them huh
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari's Failure Will Spell Doom For The Nation by kYjelly2: 3:30am On Jan 01, 2016
Abugab:
.....and those he is prosecuting had regards for the same rule of law abi? The law is made for Buhari while they are not meant for the law?
All ye prophets of doom shall be doomed. Watch it!
@OP, how can Nigeria ever get better when it's populated with re-eetards like this guy right here huh

I just don't understand how uneducated dull heads reason in Nigeria meen undecided

Look, you daft murrafucker, for one to break a law, it makes them a criminal but doesn't mean that the Law itself should be bent in order to prosecute that said criminal you dumb fvck angry

Else, why is the law the law if it can be circumvented by those who are supposed to enforce and uphold it huh

How do law breakers catch law breakershuh

OP, do you see the sort of high caliber daft people we have in Nigeria huh You should pray for these kinds of people first men, mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Femi-Kayode Reacts To Buhari's Media Chat by kYjelly2: 12:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
Did you see the way buhari even hissed shocked shocked

Like, so because court says I should grant them bail, you expect me to grant them bail ? Chai, buhari ooooooo cry

His body language at the point was disgusting men.

He couldn't even argue along legal lines as to why those court orders were disobeyed, he was just yanning like a dictator that doesn't believe at all in seperation of powers, one who keeps people in detention because he knows deep down inside his heart that they are corrupt shocked Chai cry

ALL POWER BELONGS TO BOOBOO, in his mind undecided
TravelRe: Vehicle Gutted By Fire On Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos. Photo by kYjelly2: 11:55am On Dec 31, 2015
Really wondering what could have caused this.

This is soo sad, one second you have a possession that is worth over 700,000 naira, the next second, it is reduced to ashes.

Is it the case of being too cheap in car maintenance? Not using adequate parts ? Bad plugs? Leaking oil? I mean what ?

Or I wonder if this is just a vehicle design flaw ?

Men, I need to take my car for service.
PoliticsRe: With Buhari Reactions To Nnamdi Kanu, He Is Finished(VIDEO OF BUHARI) by kYjelly2: 3:30am On Dec 31, 2015
don't these igbo haters ever get tired huh

men, they must be the most evil of evil people to hate a tribe so much that they would rather kill them than let them form their own country.

chai angry

one igbo hater even said that kanu would die and biafra still won't come.

that is the extent of the hate folks, wow shocked shocked

God, I still question why you made me a Nigerian, why you made me share a country with people that hate each other but still all won't agree to be apart cry cry I know you have a reason for everything though smiley
PoliticsRe: Who Else Can Inspire Hope In Me For Nigeria? by kYjelly2: 3:39pm On Dec 30, 2015
luvinhubby:
That one day, we will have a Nigeria led a president in his 40's or 50's who is a Harvard or UNN first class graduate with dynamics idea and 21st century pragmatic approach to leadership. (An Ibe Kachikwu, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala)

A Nigeria where the group of army officers that fought the civil war and retired will stop passing this country around as private property.(E.g OBJ, IBB, Buhari, Danjuma etc.)

A Nigeria were merit is accorded the first place in all sectors, politics, academics, civil service ect. and quota system alongside federal character is buried.

A Nigeria were 21st century advances technologies are deployed to PREVENT corruption at all sectors and not trying to punish people after the deed has been done.(e.g present JAMB exam system).

A Nigeria were true federalism is practiced both fiscally and politically. Let Lagos, Rivers, Enugu, Delta states earn their income and spend on themselves and not generating income to be shared among other.

More will still come
bet wen na huh

av bin ear dis tin since i leaf ma mummy tommy undecided even b4 den, i use 2 ear ma mummy complenee inside ha tom sad


Our next president must be tops men, as you rightly said.

It just sucks that we've always been represented by average dudes, the likes of OBJ, GEJ and now Buhari, who struggle to even formulate a complete sentence.

Eloquence is not everything though, more still is the persons ideas and the amount of common sense he/she possesses, yes, common sense angry Like, why should gutters be openhuh That type of common sense, not "abeg, na gutter dey worry you?" undecided

bet wen sha?

Truth be told, I have lost faith in Nigeria cry

It just seems that, the best of the best can't get to those top levels where the "touts" currently preside. Abi, is it your havard grad guy that would rise through the ranks of PDP/APC? Speaking "grammar" to the electoratehuh When the electorate has majorly become illeterate and now fall for rice and stew gimmicks, no thanks to the "touts" in power.

It's just a vicious cycle men cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Shocking Revelation From The Buhari Budget Proposal...... by kYjelly2: 3:26pm On Dec 30, 2015
what do you expect from rolings after he has been throat fvked by buhari and dem huh

mouth gushing with semen as he spews trash undecided
RomanceRe: Wats D Sexual Song That Turns You On by kYjelly2: 12:29pm On Dec 27, 2015
Estharfabian:
LMfao...gringrin



Money makes me wet!cheesy
Lolololo cheesy white American assassinate my character, money matrimony and they tryna break the marriage up angry
RomanceRe: When A Bird And Fish Falls In Love Where Will They Live? by kYjelly2: 12:23pm On Dec 27, 2015
joliyp:
OMG!!!!! tanks anyway
Don't worry luv, when we get married, I can sit you on my lap and teach you what threads are okay to create and what threads are not smiley

Till then, kiss kiss
RomanceRe: When A Bird And Fish Falls In Love Where Will They Live? by kYjelly2: 12:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
If u weren't cute, I'd have given u an e-slap, 18 volts, 20 amps, to reconfigure ur cerebral hemisphere back to factory settings (the day you were born), for such a thread angry

Ur brain needs de-fragmentation as it seems ur thoughts are scattered.

Thank goodness for ur cuteness, all can be forgiven cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:54am On Dec 27, 2015
klassiquette:
It's d harmattan ... Everything is dry huh
That can't be good for your engine undecided

No lubrication leads to early wears and tears, FYI.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:48am On Dec 27, 2015
klassiquette:
Do some guys still reason with their ass these days?
Must I get wet down there cos I admire the dude?
Sorry, I guess you're in a drought cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Pick A Pill(pix) by kYjelly2: 11:47am On Dec 27, 2015
misspicy:
see you don't know what you have until you lose it,I understand that some mothers are not worth it,but trust me I will pick the blue pill over and over again just to speak with mum,even if its for one moment crycrycrycry
I guess you do miss her much and I sympathize, but don't you have faith that she's in a better placehuh

If I was in heaven, I wouldn't wanna come back to this earth for no reason men angry

One again, really sorry bout your mum, but just pray that she is resting in eternal bliss.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:41am On Dec 27, 2015
klassiquette:
Is he a human being or an angel? ..#see the way I'm staring at my phone ooo shocked
So, how wet are you now, in SI units huh

Is your juicebox up to 30cl huh
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:38am On Dec 27, 2015
titi4fola:
Firstly, get his number from my momma, hide somewhere in the restaurant to see what he looks like. Then walk to him and talk like a mature friends. His look(like the one above) shocked and maturity will determine my answer.
Yans undecided

U are walking into that restaurant nekid angry

will also probably get charged for sexual assault as you try to force your way onto his peniis
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:34am On Dec 27, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Not really my type sha......
U like a man with junk in d trunk abi huh
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will You Do + Pix by kYjelly2: 11:28am On Dec 27, 2015
falconey:
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Even ur boo av a boo

a boo, a boo
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Photo: When APC Says NO To Subsidy.pms Now To Sale @N85 by kYjelly2: 11:09am On Dec 27, 2015
Too dumb for my liking angry
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Photo: When APC Says NO To Subsidy.pms Now To Sale @N85 by kYjelly2: 11:08am On Dec 27, 2015
So it's 2 naira per litre savings that you are celebratinghuh

Myopic Nigerians undecided

What happens when price per barrel of oil goes back up to say 80 dollars huh

Will you still be celebrating no subsidy huh
PoliticsRe: NLC: We'll Hold Buhari To His Promise Not To Remove Fuel Subsidy by kYjelly2: 10:27am On Dec 27, 2015
Trunaijian:
NLC got it twisted. Removal of subsidy is not a deliberate attempt by the Govt to make Nigerians suffer. Nigeria is paying too much for subsidy. We can use the money for other infrastructural projects ie Transport. Removal of subsidy is for the benefit of Nigerians pls. Sometimes I think the leadership of NLC aren't transparent and their call for strikes are not born out of genuine intention for the masses but rather of service for some cabals.
seunmsg:
Majority of Nigerians are in support of governments decision to remove subsidy. The subsidy regime is currently not sustainable as a result of the drastic decline in proceeds from crude oil. It has to go.
NLC and other organised labour union should dialogue with government and come up with how to reinvest the gains of the subsidy removal in building modern refineries. Importing refined petroleum product is a national embarrassment that must stop. All efforts now should be geared towards how to refine all our petroleum needs locally.
Chai! Isn't this what GEJ tried to do? Like word for word?

Na wa for naija sha, we only agree that 2 + 2 equals 4, when it is "our person" that said it.

Soo disgusting undecided

Won't it have been even better to remove subsidy when oil prices were highhuh That way, all those huge savings could have been used to fast tract our development, i.e, more locomotives, high speed trains, roads, security, e.t.c

What really is the benefit of removing subsidy now and having petrol go from 87 naira to the proposed 85 naira? Abi, is it 2 naira per litre savings that the government will use to fund more infrastructurehuh

What also happens if oil price rises again to around 80 dollars per barrel? Would cheap Nigerians, who like everything free, be able to pay a 130-160 naira official pump price?

Anywho, it is what it is, better late than never!
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kYjelly2: 4:52pm On Dec 16, 2015
see as fowl yansh jus open everywhere undecided
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Arrested After Killing Their Victim (Graphic Photos) by kYjelly2: 12:13pm On Dec 16, 2015
DirtyGold:
These sick animals should be fed to the real wild animals as breakfast.
Mans inhumanity!
was just thinking, like, how cool would that be!!

to just put these guys in the lions cage in the zoo while the lions are sleeping, so they can feel the tension in waiting for dem lions to wake up.

they have to make sure they haven't fed those lions for like 1 week in advance.

ahhh, i can see it now, these bastards just sitting at the other end of the cage peeing their pants while the lions sleep like babies...


...and then, the lions eyes open angry
PoliticsRe: #BuhariGate Now Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by kYjelly2:
They said booboo will tie the goat to save the yams.

However, what they failed to tell ya is that, booboo himself also turns into a goat at the stroke of 12 midnight with a full moon.

So who will protect the yams then from this weregoat huh

PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Electricity Generating Supply Should Ideally Be...? by kYjelly2: 12:49am On Dec 16, 2015
dbexcel:
Your points are strong but there is a balance...

Many years ago, the UK had to rely on wood to stay warm, before they finished building their power plants.

Simply put, to defeat the effects of the hot weather, we need to build, including manufacture raw materials for the power plants we need.
Many have generators but we need to build collective generating plants that will serve more people with less effects.

It's a catch-22 situation, companies need power plants to operate, power plants need companies to build them!

If we import all we need, we loose jobs and waste money. We must decide that to build plants that will generate more than 200,000 MW that we need, we cannot import all the materials, may we hire specialists to work with us but we need to build using our own raw materials.

Don't you think we need to look at rich countries to learn, not the struggling ones? I understand BRICS and MINT as Paradigms but we need to get the basics and be ready to influence the way forward.

Nigeria needs more than 200,000 MW generating capacity to stay afloat.
I like ur zeal and optimism, but my child, those things amount to nothing in naija undecided

Welcome to the jungle angry
PoliticsRe: Shi'ite Killings: El-rufai Reacts ((PHOTOS)) by kYjelly2: 12:20am On Dec 16, 2015
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Electricity Generating Supply Should Ideally Be...? by kYjelly2: 11:47pm On Dec 15, 2015
Nigerians may never experience 24/7 electricity in their lifetime, a very sad reality to come to terms with sad cry

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