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nice ride!! |
olamipeculier:yeah, was gonna say maximas don't come in 4 cylinders ![]() nice ride, btw |
For the amount of "fraud" money those guys are making on that road with sedans paying 120naira per pass and suvs paying 150 per pass, you would think they would have an independent power source to power those street lights. Of course that is not the case, not even solar panels are used and the drivers on that road are left to drive on sections of that every busy road in darkness. So you pay to pass and you can't even enjoy a nicely lit road from the toll plaza all the way to chevron. Do you guys know just how many pedestrians are knocked down a year on that road ![]() I personally have seen a human get knocked so hard, he flew high in the sky, way above the cars (even suvs) height level. This is just too bad, too too bad. They should remove that toll plaza to start with, but in the meantime, while customers are still paying for that fraud, they can at least try to sort out the lighting issue there haba ![]() Where is all the toll money going to ![]() |
delicious like egusi and sof kpomo ![]() ama window shoppa an ah lik dis window God is great !!! |
der is a big shiiit der dat don wanna go home ![]() |
kolawaxxy:release or bail ![]() dumb fvcks err where and people expect this country to transform into U.S.A kwa abi na pakistan ![]() btw, some people in these camps still go ahead to get married and pregnant when they should be thinking of getting back on their feet. wouldn't you say that is somewhat irresponsible of them ![]() |
Abugab:@OP, how can Nigeria ever get better when it's populated with re-eetards like this guy right here ![]() I just don't understand how uneducated dull heads reason in Nigeria meen ![]() Look, you daft murrafucker, for one to break a law, it makes them a criminal but doesn't mean that the Law itself should be bent in order to prosecute that said criminal you dumb fvck ![]() Else, why is the law the law if it can be circumvented by those who are supposed to enforce and uphold it How do law breakers catch law breakers ![]() OP, do you see the sort of high caliber daft people we have in Nigeria You should pray for these kinds of people first men, mtcheew ![]() |
Did you see the way buhari even hissed Like, so because court says I should grant them bail, you expect me to grant them bail ? Chai, buhari ooooooo His body language at the point was disgusting men. He couldn't even argue along legal lines as to why those court orders were disobeyed, he was just yanning like a dictator that doesn't believe at all in seperation of powers, one who keeps people in detention because he knows deep down inside his heart that they are corrupt ALL POWER BELONGS TO BOOBOO, in his mind ![]() |
Really wondering what could have caused this. This is soo sad, one second you have a possession that is worth over 700,000 naira, the next second, it is reduced to ashes. Is it the case of being too cheap in car maintenance? Not using adequate parts ? Bad plugs? Leaking oil? I mean what ? Or I wonder if this is just a vehicle design flaw ? Men, I need to take my car for service. |
don't these igbo haters ever get tired ![]() men, they must be the most evil of evil people to hate a tribe so much that they would rather kill them than let them form their own country. chai ![]() one igbo hater even said that kanu would die and biafra still won't come. that is the extent of the hate folks, wow God, I still question why you made me a Nigerian, why you made me share a country with people that hate each other but still all won't agree to be apart ![]() |
luvinhubby:bet wen na ![]() av bin ear dis tin since i leaf ma mummy tommy even b4 den, i use 2 ear ma mummy complenee inside ha tom ![]() Our next president must be tops men, as you rightly said. It just sucks that we've always been represented by average dudes, the likes of OBJ, GEJ and now Buhari, who struggle to even formulate a complete sentence. Eloquence is not everything though, more still is the persons ideas and the amount of common sense he/she possesses, yes, common sense Like, why should gutters be open That type of common sense, not "abeg, na gutter dey worry you?" ![]() bet wen sha? Truth be told, I have lost faith in Nigeria It just seems that, the best of the best can't get to those top levels where the "touts" currently preside. Abi, is it your havard grad guy that would rise through the ranks of PDP/APC? Speaking "grammar" to the electorate When the electorate has majorly become illeterate and now fall for rice and stew gimmicks, no thanks to the "touts" in power.It's just a vicious cycle men |
what do you expect from rolings after he has been throat fvked by buhari and dem ![]() mouth gushing with semen as he spews trash ![]() |
Estharfabian:Lolololo white American assassinate my character, money matrimony and they tryna break the marriage up ![]() |
joliyp:Don't worry luv, when we get married, I can sit you on my lap and teach you what threads are okay to create and what threads are not ![]() Till then, |
If u weren't cute, I'd have given u an e-slap, 18 volts, 20 amps, to reconfigure ur cerebral hemisphere back to factory settings (the day you were born), for such a thread ![]() Ur brain needs de-fragmentation as it seems ur thoughts are scattered. Thank goodness for ur cuteness, all can be forgiven ![]() |
klassiquette:That can't be good for your engine ![]() No lubrication leads to early wears and tears, FYI. |
klassiquette:Sorry, I guess you're in a drought ![]() |
misspicy:I guess you do miss her much and I sympathize, but don't you have faith that she's in a better place ![]() If I was in heaven, I wouldn't wanna come back to this earth for no reason men ![]() One again, really sorry bout your mum, but just pray that she is resting in eternal bliss. |
klassiquette:So, how wet are you now, in SI units ![]() Is your juicebox up to 30cl ![]() |
titi4fola:Yans ![]() U are walking into that restaurant nekid ![]() will also probably get charged for sexual assault as you try to force your way onto his peniis |
MrsPhyno:U like a man with junk in d trunk abi ![]() |
Too dumb for my liking ![]() |
So it's 2 naira per litre savings that you are celebrating ![]() Myopic Nigerians ![]() What happens when price per barrel of oil goes back up to say 80 dollars ![]() Will you still be celebrating no subsidy ![]() |
Trunaijian: seunmsg:Chai! Isn't this what GEJ tried to do? Like word for word? Na wa for naija sha, we only agree that 2 + 2 equals 4, when it is "our person" that said it. Soo disgusting ![]() Won't it have been even better to remove subsidy when oil prices were high That way, all those huge savings could have been used to fast tract our development, i.e, more locomotives, high speed trains, roads, security, e.t.cWhat really is the benefit of removing subsidy now and having petrol go from 87 naira to the proposed 85 naira? Abi, is it 2 naira per litre savings that the government will use to fund more infrastructure ![]() What also happens if oil price rises again to around 80 dollars per barrel? Would cheap Nigerians, who like everything free, be able to pay a 130-160 naira official pump price? Anywho, it is what it is, better late than never! |
see as fowl yansh jus open everywhere ![]() |
DirtyGold:was just thinking, like, how cool would that be!! to just put these guys in the lions cage in the zoo while the lions are sleeping, so they can feel the tension in waiting for dem lions to wake up. they have to make sure they haven't fed those lions for like 1 week in advance. ahhh, i can see it now, these bastards just sitting at the other end of the cage peeing their pants while the lions sleep like babies... ...and then, the lions eyes open ![]() |
They said booboo will tie the goat to save the yams. However, what they failed to tell ya is that, booboo himself also turns into a goat at the stroke of 12 midnight with a full moon. So who will protect the yams then from this weregoat ![]()
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dbexcel:I like ur zeal and optimism, but my child, those things amount to nothing in naija ![]() Welcome to the jungle ![]() |
Nigerians may never experience 24/7 electricity in their lifetime, a very sad reality to come to terms with |
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