₦airaland Forum

DMerciful:
To be sincere, a state where the populace have basic electoral knowledge, it will be difficult to scam them with frivolous and unrealistic promises like these but in Nigeria the masses lack basic electoral knowledge! Else they would have vehemently asked how these promises will be fulfilled but instead they even accepted nepabill as certificate. Enjoy your change but painfully I was dragged along

Nigerians are sooooo dafttt men, it's disgusting

how can stupidity make one feel like throwing up

only in naija, dumb murrafvckers

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/190787-nigeria-to-reach-6000-megawatts-by-march-2016-osinbajo.html


instead of these guys to work on fulfilling their promises, they just resort to blames

this promise was made in September 2015, so please they shouldn't turn around to blame GEJ.

so where are the megawatts

just heard distribution reduced to under 4000MW

more unfulfilled promises and blames, mtcheew

One would think a change agent would be going all around Nigeria, inspiring the people along the way, looking at key areas that need attention and so on. A real hands on approach.

Who can remember when osinbajo was inside danfo



Now they are in jets flying over the tomato sellers

I wish Dullarpo would tour Nigeria rather than the whole Universe. That's right, the Universe, as I heard he is boarding the Virgin space shuttle to the moon to recover looted funds Nigerians buried in the lunar rock soil

snoopdg:
Any reasonable Nigerian will back this up with words of prayer and commendation, but no, all they will do is hull insults and rains abuses on a man trying in his way to make Nigeria better and a place for everyone irrespective of tribe or religion whereas these inglorious people are not better than yesterday and years.

Thanks to the press as they actually exposed the embarrassing budget line by line, and the legislature too tried to cow the executive with the budget,how could pmb know all the figures by hand, only for some people to call pmb and his budget corrupt.

May God bless and keep pmb,
May God inspire APC
Long live FRN

At least we know Fashola knew about the 78 million naira website, "by hand", yet he still went ahead, yet even going on to become minister.

yeye apc

I don't get Nigerians men

So since the common sense senator said to buy Nigerian made, does it mean every thing he buys must be Nigerian made

It just makes me sad hearing reasoning from some folks.

This dude is an employer of Nigerian Labor from Silverbird and his Radio Station.

The dude flies Arik which is a Nigerian Airline

The dude patronized Innosson and kia Nigerian motors

So are we now to lay in on him, cause he decides to do something abroad


Nigerians sha

Shey it is every American that drives a chevy abi No american is driving a Toyota

No English man is driving a Toyota or Ford

No Asian is driving a Benz

Grow up my people please

NgeneUkwenu:
You are not making Sense!

That's the funny thing about illiterates, they always claim the sane person aint making sense. I guess though, that could go either way, but such is life

It's like when you try to correct a driver in naija for changing lanes without using his signal and he turns around to curse u

You see, the problem is, you don't even know that you are an illiterate, but I'm here to help you see the light.

The post I quoted by you was dated August 2015, barely 3 months after Dullarpo took over. Yet You accredited him these accomplishments:


[size=14pt]"20 Hours electricity.
Working Refineries.
Working EFCC
Working Economy
Corruption Decline by 70%
Decimation Of Boko Haram."[/size]

Abeg nairalanders, please tell me which of the things listed above by the illiterate ngene are true today.

To think that you even gave him all these accomplishments that soon into the presidency when the man didn't even have ministers, just goes to show the depths of your illiteracy. A deep dark place, void of reason and any intelligence whatsoever.

I implore you to make the climb, just like Bruce Wayne did, out of the depths and into the light.

Well, I love it and if $1 eventually equals N1, I will be the first to dub the president an "Einstein", bet for now, he is still Dullarpo.



Now, the problem with this creature called ngene warreva, is that, you are a bloody sycophant. An ass-licker, with your tongue stuck all the way down bubus bum hole

Just look at the quote from this nigggggah when dullarpo first started:


Posted:-August 03, 2015

NgeneUkwenu:
20 Hours electricity.
Working Refineries.
Working EFCC
Working Economy
Corruption Decline by 70%
Decimation Of Boko Haram.

All the above mentioned feats were achieved without moving the gear stick to 2!

Baba, Long May You Work Slowly!!!

God Bless Muhammadu Buhari!

lalasticlala, Ishilove Can We show some love to Baba! At least you guys were updating us when Naira was going up against the dollar!

Does this seem like a normal human being to you guys

see that last one

"if anything goes wrong, I WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY and fix it"

now they are there and still #BlamingGEJ

apc should give Nigerians a time line, as to when we can expect an end to #BlamingGEJ.

one year?

a year and a half?

2 years?

or are they planning on #BlamingGEJ for the whole 4 years?

apc zombies

let me play along. since dullarpo should not de-value the naira, then why not take it a step further and ask ajala to announce tomorrow hat dollar is now N100, because he said so

soon, you guys will understand that the market always wins

instead of the government to jettison all the private jets, bmw cars, parties, perks and son on, for radical infrastructural development (esp. power), they are fixing prices.

you guys want to turn into china overnight ba, with only 3800MW


unserious lot

APC just full of #zombies

First, of course it was GEJs fault, duuuuuh!!!!

Then, it was the DG of the budget office fault.

Now, it's Saraki's fault


kindergarten president, always looking for who to apportion the blame to. we all know he is doing this current blaming by proxy

https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-08-10-1439219370-5397884-HuffPoBaby4.jpg

The market already says the dollar is N400, so the whole N199 fixed rate is just artificial.

I can wake up tomorrow as dullarpo and declare that dollar is now N10, but guess what? The market value would still be as it is, probably worse.

So who are we kidding here?

Even if our currency is rightfully to take a hit during this period, a N400 hit is just so, so bad.

I believe the best thing for Nigeria right now is to loosen up this stringent dollar policy to encourage inflow of dollar investments, since investors would be confident that they can easily cash out. At the same time, we would have to roll up our sleeves to work on #MadeInNigeria, imposing higher taxes to imported products and giving tax breaks to local products.

I believe these can be done simultaneously, instead of shutting most Nigerians off to the world.

katchagboro:
With dollars becoming very expensive like diamond, medical tourism will reduce, crave for foreign studies will drastically reduce and we may be forced to look inward to strengthen our institutions, frequent trips to Dubai will reduce, our market women will grow in fortunes as things like Brazilian hair will disappear and our local hair braids will take the center stage.
Abeg add your own as we move to stop subsidizing the few rich at the expense of the plenty poor.


Yeye Fayose

Just listen to yourself, meen, I need to leave this country asap as the number of illitrates are rising per second, no joke!!

So I guess zimbabwe now has the best schools, best hospitals, modern weapons and so on cause their currency is shhhit next to the dollar

dumb murrafvckers, all of you

The market determines the price, not some arbitrary price one dullarpo sets like some false god

Obviously, I'm not too happy about the devaluation, but the spread is way too high.

If we want to fix stuff, let us fix things right and seriously, not by some voodoo economics of setting a fixed price for the currency.

who is buhari to set the price anyway

same way he said he will stabilize the oil market and the illiterates believed him.

I'm telling you sane Nigerians left, the country is being hijacked by illiterates, maybe due to high birth rates.

Every sane Nigerian seriously needs to have this fact in hand for future planning.

...and dullarpo shouting corruption up and down, when all nigerians know that

NAIJA POLICE = CORRUPTION PERSONIFIED

so what are we talking about

no campaign by bubu on re-branding the police to a respectable status.

all naija politicians are just dumb, lacking common sense, except maybe mr. common sense senator and a few others.

but dullarpo is just the dullest

Spanner4:
But still think of How d country will be Without the Police? No body to enforce d law on lawbreakers

Still apreciate wat Nigeria Police Do no matter wat

of course, maggot infested bread is better than no bread at all in the middle of the sahara

still, we know it's possible to have hot baked bread.

wouldn't you like some hot baked bread

Elosky20:
how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

So no one has ever complained on nairaland ba

Abeg, park well jor

https://identity-mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Parking-in-Egypt.jpg

alt3r3g0:
The light that a Phd holder and minister of finance with plenty foreign experience did not see in six years of plenty?

That means with dullarpo, that got F9 in math, we are all royally fvcked

No wonder the naira is diving faster than a Russian submarine under the Dullard 1 of Daura, D1D,

biazarre:
ar u so blind to see ao corrupt n wasteful ur bread winners administration was? I don't kn wy some Nigerians stoop so low into saying blasphemies all because of some crunched bread..... u ar even supposed to b crucified!!...... quote dat!!!!

I'm not defending GEJ, but since your blood is hot and you're looking for ready made corruption cases, may I also recommend the case of Fashola's 78 million naira personal website?

Here, you even have a more winnable case as he admitted to the amount.

Will you lead the charge to send Fashola to jail?

The case is simple, with glaring evidence!

So to summarize #zombie logic

[size=15pt][color=#c0392b]$1 to N216 = Bad for the Nigerian Economy[/color][/size]

whereas
[size=15pt][color=#40d47e]
$1 to N400 = Good for the Nigerian Economy to encourage local production[/color][/size]


meeeeeeeen, do you guys see such gross irrationality

that's what happens when one becomes a #zombie

Tpave:
Ok. If you ask me na who i go ask?

whatever you do, just be sure not to ask a #zombie

so zombie oduastates, if you and those of your ilk always knew all along that $1 should trade for N5,000, then why were you guys stressing the PDP

#zombie

Back then, they castigated GEJ for naira fall to 216, as shown in the pic below and comments on nairaland.


Now APC chief zombie be like:

oduastates:
NOTHING I WANT MORE THAN FOR CRUDE OIL PRICES TO FALL MORE AND MORE .
This is the best thing to shock the country out of uselessness. And if people refuse to change , let them continue to suffer.
It will also be good for the Niger delta

At this present moment , I believe that the true value of the naira is closer to N5000 if you discount oil.
Basically means that Nigeria does not export anything , does not make anything and will forever remain dysfunctional until the bitter medicine is applied
Restricting dollars does work . It did work in 1983 .
It means that individuals and companies whose business are built on importation and dumping of basic items will suffer and possibly collapse .
It also means that potential local alternatives will grow out of the ashes .
I cannot forget how South Korea used Nigeria to experiment and dump those paper Daewoo experio cars .we allowed them . Countries come and dump in Nigeria without restrictions while they put all sorts of restrictions on Nigerian agricultural produce.

Nigerians want to buy what they cannot afford .
What has changed between 1983 and now is the taste for excessive luxury.
What has never worked in Nigeria is the devaluation.
Every devaluation in a Nigeria has always led increase in poverty while the looting elites later bring back a little bit of their looted dollars to buy government properties for cheap.
To show you how the useless Nigerian economy behaves, tomatoes , onions and beef sellers have increased their prices because of the devaluation of naira.
When exactly did dollars become the Nigerian currency.
None of the inputs into the production of these two goods has suffered a corresponding increase in price.
What you have there is an economy that simply does not work . For a few years under Obj , it felt like Nigeria was about to build a truly middle class led economy . That dream was blown away by Yar Adua and Jonathan
This is why I support the dismantling of the current system of excessive importation which I hope will be followed up by the dismantling of the informal sector as shown by the behaviour of these tomatoes seller.
This crisis remains an opportunity. Let the elites cry and starve for the dollars .
This crisis present and opportunity to change the way Nigeria works .
A Nigerian value chain can be built without much effort . If your drink factory need orange concentrate , source it locally . Mango is wasting away in Benue , tomotoes is rotting away in the north .
Talking about priorities,
Ondo was building useless conference centres when it should be building Cocoa plantations . Cross river was building Tinapa instead of palm oil , Akwa ibom was building stadium instead of pineapples and coconut , Osun building airport instead of plantain.
Do they know that they can build an entire value chain on what they have ? From chocolate to soap , cosmetics ,detergent,lubricants, medicine etc

hehehe


zombie mode fully activated

the force is strong with this one

Just when you thought these zombies had reached the apex of zombification, they just keep shooting higher and higher into the stratosphere of lunacy

Now they are saying that the fall of the naira versus the dollar is a good thing as it will "force us to look inward".

Can you believe this shhh

So the more the naira falls, the better for Nigeria

Gosh, I can't take this level of retardation anymore, I need to go all Claire Redfield on these zombies

Very soon, Nigeria will consist of 80% zombies and 20% normal people, free of infection. What hope will there be then for the 20%, that still have control over their thoughts and actions

I fear for our future with this current zombie epidemic.

Even on Yahoo blogs after the election, folks from other countries were asking how a country could have elected a former dictator.

Are we so dumb, that out of 160 million people, we couldn't find someone fresh? so we had to go back in time to bring back someone that stole the presidential mandate with a gun?

I just don't get it!

Daily, you here about Nigerians breaking records abroad and Even just recently a Nigerian solved an age old mathematics problem that had evaded solution from others for years.

So out of all the extraordinary Nigerians, we still had to go back and bring a dictator back?

Why are black people like this? I hate to generalize, but in this case, it just seems that the general population is filled with dumb people, or maybe overly sentimental and tribal people, which is still falls under the definition of dumb in my opinion.

Sad that we keep getting things wrong. I hope one day, we will put our brains to good use and critically analyze a candidate, though that may be hard to do for an illiterate population.

Sometimes, I really wonder why I was made a Nigerian

Are you saying that our currency will become worthless in my lifetime? That just makes me want to shed tears.

We cannot go the Zimbabwe route were we would need to pull out 500 naira just for a soda and 1000 naira just for bread.

I still remember back in my secondary school days when bread was 10 naira and a cold coke was 10 naira as well. Our house master would give us 20 naira everyday out of our pocket money and we would get coke and bread comfortably.

I have seen this Nigeria just get worse and worse and there has been nothing that I could do about it. I hate this feeling of being powerless in the face of my crumbling country.

Every election, federal, state and local, I have witnessed my fellow citizens get it wrong and that also bring tears to my eyes. Just once I thought maybe we could get ultra intelligent and sophisticated leadership, but each time, I've been disappointed as I watch my fellow citizens sacrifice their future for food, or for some foolish ethnic victory or some other stupiid reason.

Now the one thing that we would need as strong foundation for the future, education, is crumbling. Illiterates flood the north, and educated illiterates flood the south, so who then would build the future?

My God, please empower those of us who mean well to be used for the good of this country, or if it's your will let this country be split so each region can start afresh.

Psylas:
people wey no get money for marriage then the govt come do mass wedding program and help them marry,


na spirit go train their children?

I really don't understand most peeps in the north sometimes, guess it has to do with islam.

From the mallam on your street all the way to those in the north, they just keep having an alarming number of children for people that don't even have homes.

Nobody is saying we hate people, but as a responsible human, you must always weigh your actions and in the case of children, you should plan way ahead, cause it's life we are talking about.

I just don't get it men

Just look at traffic jams in Lagos and the insane amount of northern children that flood the streets with their mothers nearby, i mean, why?

Why would you do that to those kids, all because of religion or some other stuff?

It's really sickening men and till this day, they keep popping out these children in huge numbers without heeding advice from anyone.

I think at a time, they even rejected family planning, saying it was against religion.

Don't know what to say again men, but we are sitting on a time bomb in this country men

Just imagine Nigeria with 500 million inhabitants in the near future with oil prices gone to the dogs, we would be in for it men. It's not like most of the population would be trained anyway, so you'd just have a whole bunch of illiterates, sad

I don't know if innoson designs his own engines or outsources the designs, but I can't just wait for his team to design a supercar.

I would really feel glad though if this supercar can be designed by Nigerians strictly, even if they are foreigners that have been nationalized.

Just imagine that shhh, a light weight coupe or sedan with upwards of 400 horse power, meeeeen, that would be soooo sweet.


I am a fan of the series "World Greatest Drag Races"

For those that don't know about the series, here's part 1:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDP7Pty8Qnw

Basically, they drag race a whole bunch of super cars, throwing one or two "regular" but somewhat powerful cars in the mix


Just imagine, a naija made, or biafra made (as the case may be) super car going up against these American, European and Japanese bad boys

Maybe a cool name like the innoson "Death Dealer"

So you'd have the announcer saying the Nigerian/Biafran Death Dealer up against the Aventado, Gtr, AMG, The Hellfire, 911 turbo.

Come on Innoson, you as one of the first peeps in Africa to do it, already have a nice headway.

Make Africa proud.

I know dullarpo is dull, but come on, he's not this dull, haba

Give the dullard some credit.

#fakeNews

Adaure4ever:
But how can a lawyer be a minister of power?
Lol, Nigeria.

Fashola be like, "Ehen! So this is how electricity is generated?"

when dullarpo first came, his body odor was very strong from all the election hustle

then he started his ajala tinz and the white man introduced him to soap

now his body odor has reduced and we are all paying the price

abi we don forget already

naija and short term memory, no wonder we live in shhit, cause we just don't care

when is this man getting arrested for that ugly website that he used 78 million naira to build, even when there is lagos.gov

...and buhari will say "mention one minister that is corrupt"

I'm telling you, if I was that reporter, I would have said "but sir, what about Fasholas 78 million naira website?". I guess though the guy didn't wanna lose his job.

Fine, but does this "CAN" also know about Fasholas 78 million naira personal ugly website with tax payers money

I am yet to see a lot of people champion his prosecution.

A website that isn't even generating income, but cost 78 million naira so that we can have his phone number

naija, which way na

Hypocrites