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Let him try the inland taipan . If he survives that,then he has conquered snakes.


Immediate inland taipan bit you, you start to vomit, headache, nausea, collapse. eyes,nose, ears will start bleeding, neveous system is affected, no communication/network between your brain and spinal cord. Not to talk of paralysis of muscle(here you are petrified) .

I wouldn't advise he try inland taipan. Fear no go gree am

And so?

Wasn't obama once a president of the USA?

drshamo:
u try in describing the snake, that's not king cobra, that Naja katiensis, cobra from Naja family... king cobra belong to another family of cobra which is Ophiophagus meaning snake eaters bcoz they eat snakes... Naja have three sprcies: Naja haje, Naja katiensis and Naja nigricolis. Mambas is another group of cobra from the family Dendroaspid...

You are right it is naja katiensis a forest cobra found in west of africa

I had seen that specie of snake before. They are very shy,big,fat. They mostly feed on frogs,rats. You can be 2 meters of proximity but they tend not to strike. They only strike when being scared /threatened,they hardly spit venom.
It is known as a forest cobra naja katiensis found in west africa( remember Nigeria is located in west africa) and not king cobra. It is also edible and poisonous.

The op is very lucky it wasn't a copperhead or
Rattle snake or blackmamba.


Instead of annihilating your water closet,you should have bought petrol and pour inside. Petrol weakens snakes.

What a predicament.

Mr man, believe in yourself. You can do anything you want in this life,just be bold and confident. I can only see a man here who is great and talented but out of frustration, he is lacking hope which has embedded his mind thus sending signals to his heart and brain,thus making him depressed and dejected that he can no longer make it.

All you need is positive thinking.
When ever a man wakes up in the morning, u make your decision either to be happy or sad.

Positive thinking

Believing in yourself

Don't fume or fret

Every problem has a solution.

swiz123:
I am sure that laughter is just a facade.

What could possibly be funny to these hunger-ravaged kids.

The greatest thing in this life is to be happy.

Happiness wipes out sorrow,hunger,tension,illness. That they arnt looking dapper doesn't mean they are hungry.

If you drink coconut water, you wnt be brilliant.

E ria ukwu osisi udara,huru udara, mmohu gha shu ghi osondu

lovelylad:
but she shouldn't....

Yea, corrected. Tnks

Why the poor baby.


Something must have happened before this.

But she should not have harmed the innocent baby

Asowari:
the bride so ugly she is looking like Karen of big brother very ugly looking thing

Must you vilify. When it's your turn, expect more hate comments

This one go make front page.
Miracle bought new towel, e go make FP

Olamide bought chioma pants, e go make fp

Omotola sit for pavement, e go make fp

R.daniel buys suya, e go make fp

Phyno buys new roll royce e go make fp

Simi visits a canteen, e go make FP

Wizkid smokes weed, e go make fp

See the snake I saw today, e go make fp

Rugged man attends tiwa bday, e go make fp

I swear, make nairaland no be like 2go ooo.

One of the nairaland mods banned my neighbor till 2099. By then sef all of us go dey Grave. The truth hurts doesn't it?

I don't know how we got here. This country is really a mess. Can you imagine, when it is time to pay NEPA bills, they are gonna turn on the power supply,but after you must have paid,then power supply would be interpreted.

Here in Lagos, I haven't seen power supply lasted for two consecutive days without interruption.

Prepaid is the best as at now. Whenever I like,i turn it on .

These two babes in the front look exquisite .
Someone to confirm the authenticity of this news. If found fake,lets debunk it.

Glo network again. Please read below

chubinwa:
Silent mistakes. ppl should try and mind their biznes o. some ppl are head bent in identifying other ppls flaws

Silly not silent

First and foremost, let us identify the problem and know where it's emanating from.



Your wife's sister is the problem here. Her wrong advise to her sister caused your wife to behave so.

Since she is barren, she will continue to control her sister because she is all she gat.

To tackle this and live a peaceful home, you need to settle your debt. Pay her sister all you owe her. Because,if you want to take action by pacifying your wife, you remember the money and debt you owe her sister and this will make you not to react and be boyant enough to talk to her.

As per your wife's mother, she needs to behave like a mother. Because every mothers dream is for their child/children to have a better home.

I know after all these actions your wife displayed,she is gonna be contrite and remorseful.


You really need your wife and your child,cus this is what we call home. And inlaws shouldn't meddle with personal family affairs.


Dnt fell dejected,abandoned or agitated but rather remembering the good time you had together will make you feel stronger and willing to fight for her. Always be enthusiasts, cheerful and delightful whenever you are with her. And also whenever her sister does say anything that irritate you or vex you, Dnt reply back to her,dnt just be vilified but rather be calm and friendly.

I could see you are a masochist from what I have read. Keep it up and never let fear or anger take over you. Be optimistic towards getting her back for good.

I wish you the best.

Marriage is not just all about sex, it is all about love and dedication.

Many had fallen,some dead other have absence of hope as a result of fallen home.

Not directed to the op's: many youths today are jumping into marriage because of sex, others might be because of mothers persuasion, some might be because they wonna shoe off.

Wisdom! Wisdom!! Wisdom!!! ( make sure you examine your fiancee/fiance well before saying yes to him/her.

Traffic dey dix thread ooo.


I just love teams that play with confidence of which sevilla did.

I hope Chelsea plays with confidence tomorrow

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For christ sake you people should try to verify something before spilling out trashes.

Immediately you are ordained a priest. You would be giving a ring as a sing of covenant / vows with God.

The two idiots above need deliverance.

Is this the reason you wonna leave catholicism?. Suit yourself then.

You see, many people are getting it wrong because they read the bible like it's a novel. The bible deals with wisdom and spiritual understanding.
For example, when christ was born,the three wise men saw a star and they located the star and presented their gifts to Jesus.
Many would see it as if they just saw the star and came immediately and presented their gifts.

But with wisdom you will know it took them like months to locate that star because they traveled/ set out on a journey to locating it.

I might not be a catholic but I know catholicism is a true religion.

Jesus christ is the church while the Bible is a book of recorded account since existence.

So I ask you, are you following the church or the bible


Read John 19:25-27. To convince you of your 2nd point.

It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.

The best is to become your own boss.

After spending 4 years at the university,completing your 1 year service only for you to come and be telling someone goodmorning ma, sir, dix dat.

More reasons I dnt blame all these yahoo boys.

Nobody wonna become a slave. As long as you are under someone,you are a slave. Forget about how much they you are being paid

The only thing I have for the op is this:

OP you have a sister. If what you just posted is true, then your sister is also a part of it

Some students are very lazy. We all know that if you don't read you will not pass.
It a choice you would have to take.


Let us observe something: Two ladies were discussing about the men they have met since maturity. After their discussion, a friend of yours came and you narrated every thing to him/her clearly and the way they said it without a mistake.


Now you are in a class and your lecturer had just finished lecturing you on entrepreneurship and a friend of yours came in and tells you to please explain what the lecturer lectured. You weren't able to explain. But y?

Remember, you could explain the conversations between the two ladies but couldn't explain the lecturer part.

Inorder to understand anything in this life, you must take every explanation as a mere gossip.

I have a friend whose mum left them when they were little. Now they had gotten big and the woman keeps coming for them, but they find it hard to forgive her. Their dad took care of them since birth,while their mother ran away.

Some people who claim to have resided oversees will say there is nothing wrong with exposing their body .

Ladies have lost it.

Some doctors will Bleep the person before the abortion. When you ask them why,they will say 'so that the vagina to open for a successful abortion and the mumu girl will believe.

Back to the topic. Abortion is a process of termination. An to terminate is to destroy and to destroy is to kill.

Whether it is evil or not evil, I dnt know.

Am just gonna sit on a fence when it comes to choosing.

The players had been bribed. The two coaches had got talked about the match.

Dnt be deceived,chelsea will win.

A lot of hidden secrets in football.

I had seen this on youtube before.

I onced lapped a lady on a bus and I didn't feel high or have any erection. The lady was so beautiful and nice looking. The bus was already filled up and am the one sitting by the door. And before another bus can come again,it could take up to 15 minutes. So she had no option rather. She reached her destination and dropped.

If you have a free mind you need not worry.

Everything in this life isn't about sex. Shekena!

Some people are so deluded in this life. Before you agreed to do do that,why can't you ask yourself this question; why is he that he does rituals to people but he is still poor. Why can't he make himself rich and keep all the secret to himself.

ellagabs:
mediocre

What does it take you to just compliment his handwork and by doing this,he would be motivated and willing to do more.
But now you have classified it as mediocrity.

One of the reason Nigeria will never get better. Too much hatred