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This life is all about connection. A graduate of Agricultural Extension working as a banker....


The bank manager should make it mandatory for all staffs to go for test or to get tested.

It won't be enough let alone kano indígenes

2023 is still far--- My worry

Their target is 20k.

Let them keep adding, na dem go tire.

So anyone that dies now is as a result of COVID-19

Una way suppose happy say pikin dey shit sef

This is the reason why Nigeria can never progress in terms of development.

People can be so disobedient.

We can't wait to hear your next story on how you contracted STD

Her hubby fvks her raw

You also fvked her raw

Hope she wasn't inebriated which gave her the morale to slap the policeman.

If the policeman had retaliated, by now, we would see news like" a policeman slaps an woman heading to the market to get foodstuff ''

Sometimes, it is good to bury pride.

No accurate result. How can a goat and pawpaw test positive for Coronavirus.

Something is fishy about this coronavirus of a thing.

One would wonder how a virus could be contracted through droplets (virus in the air)

God guide us, protect us from being in the wrong place.

Everyone in lagos comes out the same time and goes home the same time. Why wouldn't there be a rush.

Facemask isn't enough, but social distancing should be practised more.

"It is i"

This should be the correct reply.


"Me" is used as an object which doesn't fit in.

The English we use daily here in Nigeria ain't it.

You see someone putting on a rumpled cloth(raiment) and you ask," don't you have a pressing iron? "


The correct words should be "do you own an iron"

You see someone say,"i am going to barber my head"

It should be " i am heading to the barber's shop to have my hair trimmed, cut, shaved..etc


The main point is to understand the message the speaker is passing

Christmasdon:
yes 'has' and 'have'.

They both go with a participle.

Watch out for the subject.

I have done the excercise
do/does - did - done

Has goes with a singular words, While have to plural words.

She(singular) has gone(participle) home

They(plural) have gone(participle) home

They are many rules.
For two words separated by and, the closest word determines if has or have would be used.

Have cats(plural) and dog been written

Has cat(singular) and dog been written

Dogs and cat has been written

Cat and Dogs have been written

Has / Have can also depict that something is just completed now. Eg: The eggs have boiled, She has gone to the market( if she isn't present/wasn't present when it started to happen, else "she is gone to the market)



While had is the past of both. I had paid him before coming here.

Just visit tolearnenglish site or you Google "has and have tolearnenglish" when it opens, click and start reading different uses plus many exercises.

The ****44 guy will definitely be agitated by your post

Hope you all know there is a difference between "functions and uses"

Functions have to do with the inside, while uses deals with the outside.

Example:

Function of the hand: locomotion
Uses of the hand: to slap, to punch, to lift...etc.

I fasted for 30 days from 6:00 am to 6:00 pm when i was 15 years old.

GamalNasser:
This MC Oluomo makes more sense than Buhari Sha..

See what you wrote up there. This is the reason why Nigeria is where it is today. Just because he gave a point which many people had said before, you now compare him with the president.

Asides this, what else can he put on the table, like his own fresh idea that has not been spoken or revealed before.

We really need to wake up if at all we want this nation to progress.

All those tailors made fake facemask . If you could see how the holes are wide enough for tiny droplet, which is carrying the virus, from an infected person , to pass through the face material used in making the facemask.

Please, you all should buy the original ones; the ones used in lab, also the ones used by the doctors during child birth.

I saw a hawker, hawking facemask along the street, I call him(thereby observing a social distance of two metres) ,from where I was i told him to stretch one of the mask for me to see how tight the holes were; only for me to see it was very wide enough for pin to pass through. The hawker's face mask was very fake, and also made with ashoebi material--- no filter.

One thing i hate about some Nigerian : their quick altitude to get something without moral reasoning.

We all need to be very careful. Even if one succeeds in this part of the Op's narration, what about visitors, friends, inlaws, family members...etc that come to visit you.

Everyone should be very careful since the lock down will be eased tomorrow.

Ain't these people ashamed of blasting words that are ridiculous.

Somehow, he's said nothing but the truth. Many of my customers come from Kano, Sokoto, Jos, and Abia

I pray a cure should be out this month.

So the dead lady should be a uniport student because one could see it on her facebook wall.

When one dies, other learn lesson. Never friend people you don't know their source of income( especially to the ladies).

If only someone had warned her to amend her ways and stop rolling with yahoo guys, that wouldn't have happened.

Ladies please mind the type of friends you roll with.

The guy with the odeshi should be the one that did the deal then, the lady and the other guy were innocent.

Know the type of friends you row with. Money is not everything.

This is a Gabon viper. Highly venomous.

Just one bite, in the next 30mins, it's victim is gone if not taken to the hospital ontime.

I have to summon all the mods here:

khiaa:
Forget about covering her up, just close the door and walk away.
Hi Stevie.

When someone else enters what happens??

It is always good to reason carefully before quoting one

With my suggestion, when someone else enters, he won't see that temptation because she is now fully covered.

Very easy.

it is very easy.

Take a cloth and cover her up, or use your jacket. Close the door, go outside and sit. You can start playing games on your device or music.


When she wakes up, you can now call her and tell her what happened.

Me: Kate, as i entered the room,i saw you half naked, your wrapper didn't cover you completely.

Kate: really, thanks.

Me: Just cover yourself next-time cus i saw it all, covered you with my jacket and left.

From that day, Kate go dey respect you.

The only way to contain this is for your brain to function first, and not your dick.

Since you have spoken to her about COVID-19 , and it is doesn't respect any class of which she still remained adamant, then your best option is for you to start educating her sister; she should always put on her mask, sanitise her hands.... to the one that does saloon work, let her resume her job. She should also be on her mask, and also sanitise her hands every time she's attended to a customer.

If the above didn't work, then start toasting her sister, but no sex or touching ooo...

Give her much attention, and also the house help.

Women are too quick to getting jealous when attention has been drawn from them.

Very peaceful wedding i must say. No crowd, unwanted guests, no too much spending, no enemies, and most importantly, no village people.

This is how a wedding should be, not the other way round. One would begin to wonder why many igbo ladies are yet to marry at the age of 32.

Just close eyes and bring out 50k, choose one hotel with the best service, and not more than 10 guests. Each person spends 3k including the newly weeded . That's 30k plus wine and other drinks.


To hell with crowded wedding hall. Guests would come with gift wrapped in a cellophane , they eat your rice, drink your expensive wine, spray you 200 naira, and when they are about to leave, they hand you their gifts.

When you are timed enough to opening the gifts, you would see things like: Plastic cup, tray pan, sieve, thumbler...etc

Oya open envelope, na #50 10 you go see after wondering how fat the envelope is and different guessing of the amount contained in it

Mizwisdom:
Okada is better than squeezing inside Bus. What is Sanwo Olu's issue with masses? some families depend on okada business for sustainance it's unfortunate

When one Okada man contracts it, then any passenger he carries would definitely be infected.

Have you forgotten newton law?

When the bike is on motion and the okadaman coughs, the wind will push his cough backwards, as a result of forward motion which causes a drag. The passenger will definitely inhale his sneeze, if he/she is on mask, then it would rest on the eye or face.


No one is safe out there.

Chelsea really need a striker that can strike from afar.

What a wicked world we are in.

I wonder how the culprit sleeps at night with his two eyes closed, and also how he eats...

Justice must be done.

If you think the bike man deserves to die, click the like button, otherwise, click the share.

Rapping the woman severally shows he intentionally did it.

He raped a woman

The woman is pregnant

She lost her pregnancy as a result of ceaseless thrust

He did it on the ground/floor

He stole her #150k.

Devil sef dey confess he isn't involved.

This guy looks sick.

So people are still into Cultism nowadays. Those days of Cultism had gone.

I remember sometimes in 2004, back then, people were willing to belong, but now, money na koko.


The day someone joins cultism is the day the person chooses to die. Why?

Because of the oath taken during initiation, demons and spirits have taken over, when one member dies, the demons automatically go to others, just like inheritance. They inherit curses. Even if one repents today, the demon would still come back to take you. There must be trouble coming everyday which would make the person call his group.


If you are a cultist, you really need Jesus in your life. When trouble comes, turn to Jesus and not your members.

fulaniHERDSman:
Fake.
U got credit of N50,000 and Ur balance is N50,000. Is it a virgin akant?
No Kobo at all from previous charges.
Fake again!!!
More like hand work of cursed zombies and useful idiots.

You are very observant. That's good.