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Dnt eat hot yam wit haste
b4 impregnatn a gurl finish ur educatn and make sure she finish her's too or else

let them find jack bauer 2 help them out lol

betrayal

let's thank Atiku for the wonderdul JOB he has done .but to asy the fact we all knw that the is a strategy for campaign.but he is not as selfish IBB AND OBJ. BUT OF THEM HAS EMBEDED OUR MONEY AND ARE NOT THINKING OF REFUNDING IT.ATIKU TOO EMBEDED THE MOEY AND HE IS REFUNDING LITTLE  OF IT .

thank GOD. @ least reasonable Nigerians are now setting back home to make their Father's land great.
ajo ko le dabi ile

the two institutions are not even on strike

then in the boys hostel  one nonsense senior just naked himself and tell me to start putting his dick to gear like motor gear.
men it was so irritating

I REMEMBER MY DAYS @ GOVERMENT SECONDARY SCH (AFON )
THE DAYS ONE STUPID SENIOR DREW A CAR ON THE BOARD AND ASK ME TO PUSH IT 1M AWAY FROM THE ORIGINAL SOURCE

depending on her personality.if she will not take too personal you can send a non emotional text message

[b]A man wantd 2 hv sex wit his secretary, he said 2 her, i wil giv u #20,000 i wil throw it on d floor u wil bend down n i wil b tru b4 u pick it. D woman called her husband nd told him abt it D husband says, ask him 4 #50,000 n pick d mony fast b4 he zips down. Afta waitn 4 d wife's call abt 1hr d husband cals n , ask, d wat hapend d wife replied, " Idiot used coins" I am still piking dem. I will call u wen am done

i hope the album is as nice as the old one

the CHURC has done a wrong thing by not letting the wedding to take place.
as mattter of fact only GOD  KNOWS WHO IS WORSHIPING HIM.
THE DEEDS HAS BEEN DONE.DOES IT MEAN THAT BECAUSE THE WIFE IS PREGNANT WEDDING IS NOT GOING TO TAKE PLACE.
WHAT THE PASTOR SHOULD HAVE DONE IS TO ADVICE THE TWO COUPLE .LET THEM KNOW THE BIBLICAL IMPORTANCE OF WAITING TO THEIR WEDDING DAY BEFORE METTING EACH OTHER.

GUY THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE .
BUT TRY MAKE U CAL DADDY AND ASK HIM HW FAR
THINK WHAT'S THIS
IT'S ME .I'M ALREADY BREAKING MY CRIB

think about this for a minute
you wake up one early morning and some one knocK at your door and you reply who's that and thE RESPONSE YOU GET IS
HEhehehehehehe
It's your boy DAGRN
WHAT WILL YOU DO

no mind them
so ghana citizen get sence pass them

THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGEIRA JUST PAID THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE A VISIT.
HE VISITED IKOYI, VICTORIA ISLAND AND MANY MORE PLACES IN LAGOS STATES.THERE WAS MAXIMUM SECURITY FOR HIM .BUT THE IRRITATING PART OF THE STORY IS THAT ALL THE ROADS WERE BLOCKED TO PROVIDE HIM MAXIMUM SECURITY.
NO CARS WERE ALLOWED TO MOVE,NO BIKE ,AND WALKING .
JUST BECAUSE OF ONE PERSON MILLIONS HAS TO WAIT ,TRANSACTION HAS TO BE DELAYED ,PATIENTS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL HAS TO BE DEALYAED . JUST TO PROVIDE MAXIMUM SECURITY TO THE SO CALLED PRESIDENT
I THINK WE ARE RUNNING BY DEMOCRACY .

I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).
This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.
All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend,

I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.
The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:
"Baby boy, a stupid woman just hit my car".
The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.
On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?

I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).
This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.
All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend,

I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.
The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:
"Baby boy, a stupid woman just hit my car".
The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.
On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?

one silly china phone .it'G TIDE ,I bought not less than one and it started giving out error

THE VERY FIRST TIME I COOKED RICE WEN I GAINED ADMISSION.
IT was really funnny.i had excess salt to the rice and extra excess to the stew.and the whole food was salty.the most funny part of it was that a new girlfriend came to my house that day and she was like
what .
at the end, i tried to apologise,bt with time i work on my cooking

it was so funny
then i was in JSS 3.my parents registered me for a private coaching after the school hour.i will ahve to wait behind for my teachers to take me the recquired subject.
it was end of the Month and i will have to pay for the coaching fees.when i was about going to school in the morning my mum gave me the coaching fees. but i left it in the dinning room.i got to school i rememberd i just sneak out of the school compound so that i could pay the coaching fees.i was going home to take the coaching fees.i board a motorcycle(okada) to make my journey snappy.as we are on the high way there was an accident.i just noticed that i was in the Hospital.i suffered the injury for almost 5 months before i could recovered.
than GOD ANYWAY THAT I WAS STILL ALIVE

to be sincere i miss yar adua.but at the same time i miss dagrin,
yar adua is the most sincere president we've had in this our great Nation. i was expecting his recovery before i heard the breaking news that he was dead.men it was really painfull

GOD WILL SURELY HELP.
you can imagine wen young graduates are suffering before they can feed themselves

the person that raise this issue is very right.but the west african man will surely be yourself .am i right tooo

DEATH DON LA KONDO MO LORI
THIS SHULD BE A LESSON TO ALL NAIRA LANDERS THAT WE SHUL'DNT DRIVE WEN WE ARE DRUNK.
PLEASE LET'S OBSERV 1 MINUTE SILENCE FOR DAGRIN CUS O LENU BI PON PON PON PON PON PON
ANYWAY DEATH IS A DEBTH THAT WE'LL ALL PLAY.
A RISING STAR IS GONEE
O DI GBERE  

NA WAO
THE MONEY THAT MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS ARE SUFFERING FOR ,ARE SUFFERING FOR

guy bone
nothing dey there
i work in bank and i know that they will refund your money if you tell them that atm debit you without disbursing cash

it is very possible.
it has happen to me wen i was doing my industrial attachment in Niger state.but there is a solution to it .you to the branch where the atm is located and give them the complain.they are suppose to give you atm disbursement form.i.e atm debit your account without disbursing cash.they will collect your account number bank details and refund our money.

my dad but his own econet sim pack for 21k and his 3310 for 35kand the funiest thing is that i secretly ttok it and waste al the credits on it.
but i actually bought my first glo sim pack 4 3000 in 2005 during the glo promo

GREAT
the country is great,is just about the peolple in it .we hav to cgange our attitude towards many thin