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This is so me i'm 23 and in my 3rdyear in the university I'm a cool dude, handsome etc but zero pussy have a girl crush on me from 100 level to now so obvious but I am yet to approach to say hi or make matters easy for her ps. I make enough money, so don't come at me with bullshit wanna know how to be smooth with them shawries and have fun

1. Is bubu truly lifeless?

2. Bubu is the no1 citizen of Nigeria. No! Bubu is the No1 lifeless one of Nigeria.

emeernest:
Congrats. Dem try. 26years of eating only Okro soup no easy abeg.

No reason am, e fit dey use ogbono soup compliment am for corner.

Daniella1990:
What sort of childish post is this?

So you think I'll spread my legs because of iphone? Or even car? No!

Haha. See this on wey be say she go off pant and spread leg for ordinary indomie and egg.

The song is trash, tbh.

Cap.

Bitch ass, they went hiking not that nonsense you said.

Some parents do the most. Putting on lipstick on that baby girl is a no, no. Like, what the actual Bleep

PS. Derenle odun or whatever his name is, I don't care, shouldn't be allowed near kids.

Spits. This one just calm down ugly.

I'm very proud to be a Nigerian. Nigeria might be bad, but I don't just see me being African from other African country but Nigeria .

Like no, nau. Look at how weird those motherfuckers are.

Scratching on their smelly asses like say them be DJ Cuppy on her turn table. Eww!

Senomii:
How old are you?
If you've surpassed 45 then I understand
If not, then you're slow to humor

My sense of humor is topnotch. You my friend, needs to know how to address ladies around me. Ps. I'm an old man, a very gentlemanly old man.

Tchw! See this one, like say if you see the toto you no go chop.

Mercychen:
Have you caught him red handed cheating or you're only suspecting him?

Give him time to see if he'll come around. If he doesn't, move on without confronting him.

Men are like that. When they're still trying to test their wooing prowess and you're unfortunate to be caught in it, this is usually the case cos before you know it they are on to the next prey after conquering you.

So, try not to get caught up in their silly games. Be watchful. Men are players.

Person actually calmed down to advise her? Haha hahaha!

Senomii:
Lol, dude she's a bloody liar, I've been the one begging her, but she prefers using me to play tic tac toe
Beg her for my sake to just close her eyes and just accept my proposal

A bloody liar? Watch your tongue, young man. I don't tolerate disrespect to women in my presence nor my absence. Be mindful of how you address women around me.

semanose:
I was told, that her parts was removed in the bus.

How true is this?

How would I know?

NIGHTMARE0O7:
U are observant i wonder whst happend ..
I mean tbis lady was thick and had very huge ass..
Now what happened

She probably went under the knife to shred off those extra flesh. Low self esteem must have gotten to her. Like, she thought she was FAT when really, she was PHAT

( pretty hot and tempting).

Ladies, fear them my brother!!!

Datboredberry:
I have...

I don't know what we're waiting for... I've already invited myself to his place... He told me to wait...

But forget him... I'm killing the feelings already...

You still haven't answered my question...

You still on about that? Lol.

Datboredberry:
He's not perfect... He's annoying... He's stubborn... He's really sweet... He can be very dramatic... Intelligent... Funny... Troublesome... I can go on!

There's no reason to not like him...

I still remember the first time I mentioned him.. I wanted to compliment him (I saw his picture)... But he was an asshole...

I really like him... It's sad

How about I be come your wing man and help you dunk your shot?

Datboredberry:
More like, there's a guy I'm interested in on NL

I'm not scared... Just wanna please him... Weird that I care so much about his opinion...

What got you so hooked on this said guy?

Datboredberry:
God! We were talking about drugs... Now it's sex...

My boyfriend is on NL... I can't

So? Scared of him finding out? Lol.

RapistOnBail:
Yeah I know of people that smoke like exhaust but still got their lips intactly pink.

Thanks for your time.

Say less.

Datboredberry:

You are crazy fr, no cap. Lol. But on the real, I might be your answer to that.

RapistOnBail:
What method do you use for your lips to remain pinky? Do you use lip balm often?

I knew you was gon ask that. But you see, the only thing that goes on my lips is them baby girl's lips. So nope, I don't be using no lip balm nor stuff like that.

RapistOnBail:
Rastaman, i Dey smoke only weed nothing else, and I Dey chop Food plus junks etc. I no Dey play with my belle.

My fear be say, this weed fit darken my skin cos normally I be fresh Ajebo no pimples.

Wetin u think?

Haha. No reason am. Everywhere good for you. Just dey eat healthyily and stay fresh, nothing go sup.

Me, I be ajebo to the core but if you see me. Lol. No worry. Been smoking for like forever now but nigga, my lips be pinky asf. No cap.

Would rather get locked up in a gloomy room with them mad joints that would hit a nigga soul than walk under the sun. The sun damages the skin than smoke, brethren.

Datboredberry:
I'll rather not... I might corrupt you... And I don't want to be the reason someone's good son doesn't make heaven... Atleast, I know I'm going to hell...

I'll help you preserve whatever innocence you have left

I'm an angel, I'd save you. But you've gotta confess unto me all your sins and you'll pardoned

^^

Datboredberry:
You've provoked my curiosity...

Kitty... Mm... Could my dirty mind be right?

Say it. Tell me all the dirt on your mind right now. Might have a dirty mind and as dirty as you too ( :

RapistOnBail:
Ok Rastaman,

I wanna know something. I understand you smoke weed a lot. I sure know you’d like to quit soon.

My question is, “As to the European perspective of smoking weed”, Do you know of any physical or mental harm smoking weed can cause to the body?

Dude, everything has its or their disadvantages. Moderation is key in all that we humans do.

Too much of everything bleeps shit up. Personally, smoking gets me high and buys me time from reality, my troubles etc.

And it sure does opens my mind to greater possibilities and endless creativity.

Motherfuckers be on about how weed is this and that off their own opinions, which is biased and full of ignorance.

Unless we as a people come together leaving every bullshit aside and just live our lives however we want, we all will remain bleeped and life uneasy for us all.

Enough of said. I'mma leave you with this, though... do you think that guns or firearms in general are bad? If you come up with a yes, then you are just like every other person that is recognized as a problem in that shithole.

Firearms are like weed, it only becomes a problem when it gets into the wrong hands. So do not go about with some shitty mentality about those that smokes.

Datboredberry:
Cats have nine lives... I can afford to die eight times...

Chuckles. You must be thinking that this is some game.Becareful what you wish for. I show no mercy. I'm the kitty murderer.

Would leave your kitty with no lives and have it taken away in an ambulance when I'm done beating it up.

RapistOnBail:
Hey Rastaman,

Who be your dealer for 9ja?

RapistOnBail:
Hey Rastaman,

Who be your dealer for 9ja?

I don't really know about that, my g. Like, whenever I'm in naija, my home boys be putting me on and shit. Feel me? My niggas got that covered. Ain't gotta trip bout nada.

But over here in the states though, nigga I've got so much weed laying around and all over the crib that sometimes, I even think I am the plug. Real nigga shit.

RapistOnBail:
Hey Rastaman,

Who be your dealer for 9ja?

I don't really know about that, my g. Like, whenever I'm in naija, my home boys be putting me on and shit. Feel me? My niggas got that covered. Ain't gotta trip bout nada.

But over here in the states though, nigga I've got so much weed laying around and all over the crib that sometimes, I even think I am the plug. Real nigga shit.