ASUU STRIKE: Commercial sex workers plead with union to reconsider
http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/ASUU-STRIKE-Commercial-sex-workers-plead-with-union-to-reconsider

Yes indeed, 50 virgins are required to take part in a ceremony / ritual to appease the Gods:

http://www.wazobiareport.com/newsflash/Lagos-state-seeks-50-virgins-to-avert-flooding

I have it on good authority that the writer of the story also smokes something. it is even suspected that his father used to smoke the thing too and that is what has affected him to be smoking now and writing such silly stories. A lot of mad people write for wazobiareport.com. Both their staff writers and reader contributors. NDLEA will swoon arrest all of them.

LOL! This is a satirical piece first written and published by www.wazobiareport.com:

NDLEA debates whether to arrest 2Face Idibia:
[url]http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/NDLEA-debates-whether-to-arrest-2Face-Idibia
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It is not true o! If only reporters will do their work properly before reporting falsehood.

As for Wazobiareport.com, the site states clearly that stories are made up and meant to entertain.

WOW! I have just spent the last 6 hours reading every post on this topic. (I'm at work so I've been doing other things in between).

A few points:

1 If you come onto a public forum and start abusing/insulting people, it speaks much of your upbringing.
2 RISK has been confused by some for the literal meaning of it. There's need to properly define and understand concepts being discussed
3 The poster asked questions which no one has been able to answer

My opinion on SLS:

In any other country, a New CBN governor whose actions (barely 2 months into the job) leads to serious unemployment, inflation, capital flight, lack of confidence, etc, will loose his job / or be expected to honourably resign.

Clearly, for a CBN governor, strong grasp of marco-economics is a must. The tools at his disposal are macro-economic in nature. And yes, my first degree is in Economics.

Islamic Banking: If the law that establishes them guarantees that we (tax payers) will not bail them out when they fail, then why not? But this can never be the case.

Even if we ignore all the aforementioned, Sanusi is on record to have said bankers should be tied to the stake and shot. This utterance alone, in a civilised society, would have earned him the sack.

The question really is, when he was selected, was he the best man for the job? Is he the best man for the job? Is he doing a good job?

With the fear of God in heart, try to answer these questions.

Have you setup a conference room to use the free version of Skype?
What issues did you run into? What equipment would you recommend?
Thanks

Nigerian Invades Uganda
http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Nigeria-invades-Uganda

Monkeys snatched ballot boxes in our ward

Source: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Monkeys-snatched-ballot-boxes-in-our-ward

The GOD who created my gay chickens, dogs and friends.

May God bless you jare.

You go girl!

It would be really sad if someone actually used the song without permission, but I wont be surprised because most of us simply do not respect intellectual property rights. Same way we don't respect other people's choice of who to vote for. These days, to go online and declare you support for one candidate is to invoke curses from anonymous web users.

I cant stop laughing!

Make sure you invite us to the wedding.
In the meantime, if you are really serious about getting help, why don't you ask Agony Aunt Ngozi? : http://www.wazobiareport.com/agony-aunt/

For unbiased news from Nigeria go to www.wazobiareport.com

This topic is already a good way to discover Nigerian websites

I admire your courage, coolness and sheer spunk in posting this picture. Nice abs

Brilliant!

http://www.wazobiareport.com/

Nigerian Satire Website.

This is a satire piece originally written and published by www.wazobiareport.com.

This is the original story: [url]http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Nigerian-man-goes-on-Dragons-Den,-wants-money-to-start-a-church.[/url]

For some reason, a lot of people assume this story to be real despite the fact that the original website clearly states that it's a work of fiction

It is so obvious that GEJ is NOT confident to debate with the likes of Ribadu and Buhari. Tis a sad day for democracy, a sad day for Nigeria.

Tu Face Rumoured To Have Joined the Illuminati:

http://www.wazobiareport.com/Reports/Tu-Face-Rumoured-To-Have-Joined-the-Illuminati

It is illegal to diss the first lady: http://www.wazobiareport.com/Reports/Lawmakers-pass-law-making-it-illegal-to-diss-the-first-lady

INEC claims that over 70 million Nigerian's registered to vote. That's almost half of the entire population of Nigeria. Is this possible?

This is perhaps the best news to come out of Nigeria this year

Why do you want to get rid of them? Count your blessings and start a 'bush meat' peeper soup joint.

@ Pukkah: I became incensed by your 'grand gesture' of copying the entire content from another site. I could have done so myself, but that wouldn't have been fair on the owners of the content, would it?

I found a funny, interesting story, and I decided to share it with other Nairalanders. I don't need to violate another website's intellectual property to do that.

But as I've often noticed on Nigerian forums, we just don't know that it's actually theft to copy and paste entire content. And guess what? It dose not matter if you state the source. My company worked with the Nigerian Copyrights Commission as anti-piracy consultants, so I know what I am talking about.

And finally, you called it a simple and innocent question: I answered you; by explaining that it's a satire website.

You refereed to rudeness and impudence, and stated your refusal to descend to my level: I am sorry that I came across as any of these, but while my statements may have betrayed a hint of disapproval with your action, your reply was the first mudsling; loaded as it were with invectives and innuendo.

And I note that you have yet to remove the content you copied and pasted illegally.

@ Pukkah. www.wazobiareport.com is a Satire website, if you understand what that means.
And who begged you to copy the entire content? But again, I bet you wouldn't understand why you shouldn't have done that.

It is not bleaching, I just take too much Fanta, says Oyo State Governor

Ibadan – Rumour mongers have finally been proven wrong as Governor Alao Akala of Oyo State has said that he is not bleaching and his yellow complexion, which he was not born with, is the result of overindulgence in the soft drink, Fanta.

SOURCE: [url]http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/It-is-not-bleaching,-I-just-take-too-much-Fanta,-says-Oyo-State-Governor[/url]

Not all students are into runs

Just when older Nigerians are starting to lose all faith in the youth, a new study has revealed the amazing fact that not all students in the nation are into runs!

Read more: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Not-all-students-are-into-runs

they are not real Muslim,because Islam did not allow to kill innocent soul.

Precisely my point, Emddyy. It's all really sad

I have had Psoriasis of the nail for over 10 years now, and whereas there are steroid ointments and the likes for Psoriasis of the Skin and or the Scalp, there is nothing for Psoriasis of the nail.
This basically means I have nails that look like talons, crooked and nasty to look at. To say it has affected my life is an understatement, so I can appreciate what the write must have gone/be going through.