₦airaland Forum

Nice2023:
She's disguisingly looking for men.

Hunger is dealing with them.

You no dey the lane sef

onome2013:
Are u changing your val yearly. If so kindly go for deliverance before you val more than 50 people in your life span

I get bored with one person that's why

JustPowerApps:
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single).

What exactly do you have against red pill young lady?

Nothing
There are group of misogynist, destined to marry themselves or die single

Crucialgem:
Seriously to me all your requirements are fair enough nothing outrageous

Finally, there is someone with sense on NL. So do you meet all the requirements?

toujurs:
See this liability, setting standards.
I don't blame you, i blame men that give broke women attention.

Me cho nu

illicit:
Kidnappers right now...

🥵

Them no fit

If you want to be my Val, you must have the following;


You must provide either your NIN or Passport and a guarantor ( Your guarantor must be a Nigerian).
You must be tall (1.70 and above).
You must have six packs ( if you have pot belle, you can start going to gym before that day).
You must have a car ( you can't expect me to trek).
You must be neat inside and outside ( don't wear a neat suit on a dirty boxers, gross!).
You must not keep beards( I wonder why guys keep beards, do you want to plait it?)
You must prepare a gift ( you can't expect me to tell you this, you should know).
You must have a good sense of humor ( I don't deal with sadist). If you are frustrated, meet a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option.
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single).
If you are living in the North, don't apply unless your state has an airport. I don't have ransom.
Don't apply if you are married, spend your val day with your family.

Thank you!

You know the answer already

tnerro1:
Will buy extra safe Durex condoms and go on a fvcking spree, I no mind sell my car to fvck all her female relatives join self

And what will you gain? Stress? Loss?


Just walk away

IamKizzbrown10:
I don't really know if is normal am single at the moment, i always feel like having sex everyday, it been 3 months now i stop visting olosho cause it way too expensive for me, currently am honey and i don't know what to am tempting to visit olosho house tonight but i vow not to, i don't even have a girlfriend at the moment base on where i work no girls around to spin so i don't know ifor the feeling is normal

Remember STI is real, always use CD

If he drinks and smoke

One thing must kill a man, no let alcohol kill you.


Quit alcoholism and live a healthy life

Natbrowny:
INTERNET WILL SHUT DOWN NEXT BY MARCH 2023.

Do whatever it takes to survive.

Good luck y'all

2023?
Wake up bro

Hope you use CD

Justice for single mothers

OP is brainwashed by the society, not all single parents are bad. Some are just unlucky with men

MechanicMike:
Wots Yor wife name sir? Lvgirl or Labake1? they all ways report guys with big priiiiik like they reported me twice sir!!!( No oofencssece)

Ori e

Blessedarethepe:
I am still surprised they are announcing only few people died.......with the level of destruction I'm seeing, I have a doubt

Our government will always hide the truth

GOFRONT:
Can anybody confirm for me if Moses Bliss ran a genotype test with his girlfriend before showcasing their engagement on our Social media pages??

Jealousy

babtoundey:
If this energy is reciprocated, you will start crying "tribalism" with your "thay hate us mantra". Who will make friend with someone that never wishes others other than himself well?

If you digged into his bio, na them. Tribalism na disease for them body, no vaccine no remedy for it.

Malroux:
Tinubu is a monumental failure.

Tinubu caused it, really bro?
Na Tinubu say make the gas owner dey negligent and careless. We have long way to go in this country

rickleye:
Familiarity. There are something things I need in order to be comfortable to sleep.

Take it along

Aaaaarghmed:
I dey sleep steady.No big deal.I mount well,anywhere I dey.

Correct guy

Nicepoker:
Far better than reading how two men killed themselves because of a wooman.

Nawa

Nicepoker:
A house she got via contributive effort. What if the owner of the mattress decides to make use of his property with her.

Naija men and insecurities

Starboytwo:
Mosquitoes Wan kill me for chinenye house.

Next time, buy mosquito net and mosquito repellent along

Guys, why are you afraid of sleeping in your babe's house?

itzmejerry:
To stop masturbating 🥺🥺

Just get married

MrCork:
are u lightskin?

Why asking?

ahnie:
To be DEAD to many things.




Whilst at it...I hope to work smart,give myself Good treats,visit places ,and also to have lots of rest.

Nice

Happy New Year Pals, nobody is talking about their New Year Resolution.



Share your new year resolution!

Fighting for what is obviously not mine

Next year, I will be as hard as a rock