₦airaland Forum

oluwasegun462:
Promoting a song that featured Tope Alabi?
Change your reasoning

You don eat belle full
How old are you?

OP, are you promoting a song or you are really heart broken?

So guys do get heart broken because of love?
So guys do cry because of love?

Orisi risi

What has been your contribution to the society so far?

We all know economy situation in Nigeria in the last two months. Our leaders are only concerned about themselves, how have you been coping and what have you been doing around your neighborhood to help others?

OJODEL10:
thanks! hope you aren't one of those ladies up there

I am not but I can deal with any man that fúck up. I am a black belt holder

OJODEL10:
I can't marry husband beater

So you no get power?
Fear fear

Tohmey:
Imbe+cile fvck off

Try and get natural Shea butter for your bald hair, it works with patient

He must be tall and ambitious

Damian911:
People still dey watch TV?

Yes o like OP using GOTV or DSTV

ikeno:
Des ur tory get k-leg. Money doubler go let u go wit 500k make I hear.

As in
Seems OP just finished watching naija film

IconicR:
Stop encouraging fornication

Exactly, say no to fornication.
OP should better focus on his education and calm that his P* before he destroy his destiny. Don't go and bring a child into the world when you are not even capable of taking care of yourself yet

Jestin:
Any lecturer that will disturb my daughter sexually in the future, I will take my cult boys and monitor his flogging myself. Yansh must bleed

Saynotocultism

I am tired of interview questions, I can't be studying for interview questions like I am preparing for jamb. All those HR should do better

"Can we meet you? Ans: are you not meeting me already?"
"Why did you apply for the job? Ans: because I need the job?"
"Tell us about yourself? Ans: did you not go through my CV?"

One was asking me why I chose to learn tailoring
#Saynotoyeyequestions

The gods are angry
The gods are not to blamed

merits:
I fear food and water 🌊💦

How do you now survive

achimendy:
I already answered your question, through God's direction and your passion.

How did you know that God is directing you?

Quality20:
But how will blood be discharged on d wedding night so that d religious n good husband won't be shocked that he married a pros?

What happened to the blood of the cow slaughtered for the wedding?

OP close your eyes let me pray for you.

Confess to your wife so that she can solve it physically and spirituality

achimendy:
Through God's direction And passion, and to be used to glory of God's name.


Every man on earth is born for a reason.

How did you know that reason?

Olawalejeremy18:
Yes ooh! You are right. Working FOR a bank is different from working WITH a bank. Assuming he’s a lady, her take home will be up to 200k including the 70k salary. If you know, you know!

I don't know, let me know

DyingFetus:
Guilty my ass


You wan straf me ??🌝

No be use ammonia and sulphuric acid deposed that babe may you carry?

nkemjacob2:
angel what if I decided to take u on a vacation where u and I will fly abroad. How are we going to do it

I will use sleeping pills that will keep me asleep throughout the journey

achimendy:
Not achieving my purpose before leaving this world.

How did you know your purpose?

Whazar:
I’m scared of sex

Really?

Goodlyhrt:
I hate nonsense in any form no matter who is dishing it..I'd tell you straight I no just like am..

I have phobia for losing my cognition, getting high and not being aware of my environment. I also hate being taken off guard or by surprise I might just hurt you before realizing.

Eheen, calm down

DyingFetus:
The one you're eyeing me hope I'm safe ??

Seems you are guilty of something

DyingFetus:
SMH

I don't watch western movies

I can see it 🙄

I have fear of height (Acrophobia), I always run away from storey buildings. In fact I always avoid a situation where someone will carry or lift me. On my wedding day, I will tell the MC to skip that part. I don't know how to overcome the fear.

What are you afraid of?
And have you conquered your fears?

DyingFetus:
Drag her corpse to the bath tub , dissolve it with ammonia and sulphuric acid then flush out

Use her phone to fake her going on a trip to some Faraway place on all her social media


Take a bottle of vodka and sip it then laugh

Effect of watching American movies
#BreakingTheBra

Noted, will be helpful when going to Aso rock

MrBrownJay1:
... she believes you are not feeding well, and wanna help you so that you dont starve.

lwkmd
She is passing a love message

I started natural hair because I can't waste money on relaxers. With my natural hair, I don't invest my time in any routine, imagine giving hair egg, avocado, banana, food I supposed to eat. I just let it grow by itself

Sharpsharp00123:
e better make I wash 100 people cloth than to wash just 1 plate

Washing cloth na wetin I like

Na talent, start dry cleaning business